Come now, celebrities aren't real people with real problems. Everybody knows that.

Lmao true

Is that what this video was about? Huh I didn't notice.

it's about crazy fanboys lmao

yes

Nice quote ya got there. Hand it over.

More like she wants Aqua Man in her so bad.

@@tytheaniman497 make me b

869 lmao nvm it changed :[

@@cameronholtan3407 ayo.. You better have an explanation for that comment buddy 😳📸

his performance? Are you saying that Johnny was lying? Are you American? Cause that would make perfect sense since you all have this weird ass culture of empowerment and bs.

Do you know there are other characters right. And that Jack sparrow one is over rated.

This comment is underrated gold xD

@@madrugadao000do you know it’s joke? Laugh or move along

​@@madrugadao000Do you know no one asked?

yeah i thought that was wild. and interesting. literally amber never even spoke. they were the calm and the audience was the chaotic storm. and the way he made them all in a clean and 'normal' looking design, and that just paved the way to have a brilliant juxtaposition further in.

I mean idk about that for Amber. She pooped his bed.....

Meatcanyon is a sjw and he knows that pretty much everyone else knows, that Amber is guilty. So he's painting everyone who thinks she's guilty as a dumb, barbaric animal. Since he's in the sjw cult, he's not allowed to make fun of one of hollywoods favorite diversity hires.

Eh..seems heavy handed & opinionated to me.

I think this video is pretty heavy-handed on its opinion.

Thank you. I was rewinding that part repeatedly trying to understand what he said.

Lmao thank you

Picturing the real Johnny saying that made me lol 😂😂😂

@yvngxredd silence

nice Carl pic

Its not just real footage, it's the future of trial.

I think he'll be good, it's in the public domain so using the recording of the trial like this will be okay

yes

Wtf are these 'finally it here' comments Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE SAME REPLY AS 30 OTHER PERSON

Finally . . ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ioZ2oI5ooJWnwIE.html

Agreed. I am so happy I found MeatCanyon because he gets it. I think the majority of replies here prove how fucking stupid most people are... It really is spooky to know that atleast 70% of the population functions at this level.

*hunter

@Galbex21 Humanity is godlike, these things don't represent humanity at all, edgy child. Go outside and get sunlight sometime. It's good for you!

@AdamJensensBigDayOut corrupt governments across hundreds of countries including huge ones,the Epstein island incident and god knows how many people could have truly been there. Terrorism starvation rebellion countless other world problems,public decapitation of soldiers and civilians in Ukraine,Russia has been publicly threatening the use of nuclear arms on Ukraine while NATO has been threatening Russia in return,also why don’t we turn back time about 80 years an entire genocide to a single race aswell as taking hundreds of MILLIONS of lives to fight an unjust cause aswell as not one but 2 atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki crippling the country for years to come,massacring millions and plaguing the country for years to come,soldiers sent on tour to Iraq for Oil Wars and fighting against Terrorists using ISIS tactics,Soldiers yet again going to war beforehand to Southeast Asia to fight rice farmers hiding in the thick jungles,fighting other soldiers to the death in snake pits,imprisonment aswell as extreme Guerrilla War tactics. Back to WWII Japan committed experiments and war crimes on the Chinese aswell as expanded into they’re border,and that is only the tip of the iceberg it goes so so much deeper so tell me again what is so godlike about this?

​@@AdamJensen_you are bold for saying that on a meatcanyon video

Jeez dude, you got attacked by bots.

I couldn't care less about either of them

true.. id say most people dont care that much about outcome or the trial it self as long as they can get Jack back..

@Depp This is more important ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nJF1qoFtnHd5lJc.html

Am one of the few people that actually likes Johnny Depp as a person?

Hey programmer, find something else to do rather than make bots.

He was expecting to be brutally teared into pieces, so it was a relief for him :D

He is waaaaay far from being a gentleman. More like an angry drunk man who can act very well to win people like you.

I hope your in a better place. UKposts needs to pay for the lives of the innocents. Time and time again I've seen these types of comments and it always disgusts me how UKposts can keep getting away with this. I wish nothing but piece for your family and loved ones

aquatic man film hahahaa

Lmaooo I'm glad someone else caught on to that

😭

reminds me of that one time I was low on ammo, running round seeking place to hide while zombie chase me by running

Fuckin' memories right there! lmao

When i heard it the first time, i've bursted out laughing

Why did I read this in his voice 😭

😆😆i had to keep rewinding

He means she poses real danger to everyone around

@@iammanaseh5298 we all did, duh...

Thank you, I couldn't hear it at all lol

@objection Hearsay Your dad? I can't see him anywhere...

Yea. After this trial I know a lot more about him as a person. I’ve never watched any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and didn’t even know who Johnny was. But after this trial I’ve got to say he’s such a sweet guy

Yes:(

I for one love how Jack Sparrow decided to give up on Pirating, and instead play an eccentric and wholesome movie star named Johnny Depp

I think his lawyers did very well trying to humanize him so hes not just seen as jack sparrow but as a human you can sympathize with.

"the AQUATIC man film" lmfaoo

I was wondering what she said. The Nazi zombie sounds always crack me up.

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!

@lost justice It's not there . It never was...

@Amber Heard 🅥 Woooo a remake of a good classic!

-Johnny Depp- Jack Sparrow is so kind

Johnny? That's Captain Jack Sparrow...

@@mykealberttayoto7331 Jack Sparrow? Isn’t he also Edward Scissorhands? Or Sweenie Todd!

@@theinkyoneiguess_ Huh? Edward? You mean Jack Sparrow when he lost his hand and had to get a prosthetic but scissors was the only ones available?

@@mykealberttayoto7331 jack sparrow when he needed to replace his hands with scissors? U mean jack sparrow when he got his hands back and started his own chocolate factory?

@@nikitanaomi2809 Yeah that's the one! Remember when he got bored so he picked up an Elder wand and just instilled fear to the wizard world. He's, truly, the greatest pirate I've ever seen...

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hHVoeImMpn10oqs.html Finally it's here.

😂😂😂 I agree

Finally it's here...*fart noise*

😂😂😂😂

@@2932josh ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iZlif5uZhmqT25c.html *Finally it’s here* and I agree this video left me in cahoots Meat always delivers

@Amber Heard 🅥 programmer, apply for a company. They would be glad to have you around to create software and commands instead of making bots to spam the youtube comment section. Even though you aren't in that field, you should find a joyous hobby or a job instead of this; if you are buying bot accounts just because, why not-your odd.

I would like him to say: "drink up me hearties, yo ho!" At a bar full of his fans.

@@clippers1731 well, I live near where this is all going down. Maybe he'll go grab a pint at The Auld Shebeen. It's like a 10 min walk from the court house.

@Amber Heard 🅥 why would you use amber heard of all people?

why Mcu what has Marvel Cinematic universe to do with this.

Dude it was great

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hHVoeImMpn10oqs.html Finally its here.

So did meatcanyon make a cartoon or just show a recording of the trial?

@throwaway I watched that movie. But it was actually, Girl meets a sea monster at area 51 or some place similar, falls in love and runs away with him back to the ocean.

As a bonus they threw Amber into the ocean after calling him a merman

@throwaway such a great movie noone saw, watch t!!

Finally, a man of culture.

I am rooting for Johnny because I want to see him and Leo do a sequel to "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

I'm rooting for Johnny because of 21 Jump Street AND A Nightmare on Elm Street

charlie and the chocolate factory for me honestly

Yesss

I've never seen talent like it.

There's a word for it: Caricature.

Yes

@im back no one fucking asked

@Lady Tsunade ratio

What da hell are these bots

Don't @ any of these bots or youtube won't delete them

I agree but I so want jack sparrow than amber she least important than this

Hello

Finally it's here ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nIGoaK1wjp2JxIU.html

Johnny said he wouldn't even do it for alpacas

But... Warner bros also fired Depp from fantastic beasts. They literally aren't any better than disney

Honestly, I prefer it stay that way. Jack Sparrow is what made these films in my opinion and we should just let them stay as classics. Rebooting a series almost never goes well and i'd rather have these classic performances cemented in cinema than to see him come back in possibly not good films.

They protect groomers/pedophiles and literal leeches before they'll wait and listen to see if someone is guilty.

@@nickelakon5369 exactly, they're the same shit lol. WB isn't the brightest when it comes to decisions in general

Elo

@@rugtub3744 "folks similar to you" Is that an insult? Let's calm it down ok, the guy was just making a funny, nothing to do with "fetishization" not that I think he gets his rocks off to court trials but hey, there are weirder fetishes out there I guess.

@@rugtub3744 i mean ur watching the content too 💀

@@rugtub3744 chronically online

JD: i think im drunk

Even better than the aquatic man.

nikado avacado wasn't bad

god all these bot replies

Hey guys. FiNaLlY iT's HeRe!!!

Man, these bots in the replies annoy, me, what is finally here?

Oh sh*t, The Finally It's Here Squad has arrived.

Thats true and all but I loved him in the critically acclaimed Pirates Of The Caribbean

@@Screwby_Jones6200 I mean right?

Eldritch secrets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Say what u want but their both part of the occult especially Johnny so it wouldn’t be so far. So I had a mis speak. I meant to say Johnny is also and burn amber at the stake!!

@@XdgamehackerXd well clearly she is trying to call the elder evils into our world. Otherwise why would she be looking for them?

You moron... Depp's lawyers used "Objection Hearsay" WAAAAY more than Heard's lawyers. ukposts.infoo9xqtXErAwM

That's the only clue that this is fake.

that would be too predictable and trite to mention, it's over-exaggerated, frankly

I really like Johny depps role in the pirates movies as Captain Jack Sparrow

Objection: heresy!

I know right!!

WHERE JS THAT WHAT?? TIME STAMP

2:46

@@LTT853 YOUREAN ANGEL

Why? Its not even funny lol

Yess

@Lady Tsunade shit was actually interesting

Was thinking the exact thing

Lol

LOL

She looks fine to me. Nothung scary

Amber looks like elon musk

I mean, it was that or people would still saying "muh men always bad" and still believing Amber as the prior months to this case

It’s sad when people are more worried about this court shit than the false flag mass shooting in Texas… like how dose a 18 kid get a hold Of a god dam ar-15 rifle “one that is not easy to buy with a class one arms license “the gun was fully automatic and also is used to train federal agents 5k to 6k

@@etherealhatred unfortunately there are STILL people like that. There is a woman going around claiming that Amber is being slandered for speaking out against her abuser & then brings up every other instance of oppression she can think of🙄cause ya know, girls can only be victims, never the perpetrator. Now stand up, be a man, & take a hit from a mentally ill woman, Johnny

@@etherealhatred my thoughts exactly. Nothing practical will come of the result. Johnny will be blacklisted, Heard will still get work. Such is ghe nature of the very small but very loud online woke mob.

Exactly, and some people are invested in it to an unhealthy level. It’s a prime example of how bad social media can be.

JackSpa..Spirate.. Pirate of the Caribbean? Yeah me too.

@@scrobo22 Spirates. They’re better than the Skyrates, that’s for sure.

👏👏

Oh are you guys talking about Johnny?

My favorite is where he plays jack sparrow

Jesus Christ Robert your the bots leader

he's not calm, he's just too drunk and high on cocaine to care

I mean, the audio of her mocking and verbally advising him pretty much had him calm af, so it's accurate lmao

It's the power of the rum

@Jesus Christ Send that shit back to hell brother

Still, even that was very tame for Meat Canyon. normaly it's some sort of mutilation, not just being forcefully redressed. and underwater scene of amber being attacked by fish coulda been done in tradition style, but overall, very very tame

With Johnny going on about being a fish man, I thought it was going to show a bunch of fish scales or gills under his shirt and maybe a merman like tail, but nope. Some how him not being a human fish hybrid was a plot twist for me.

it was very crepeS

Frfr

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sJp-onuRiH-gznU.html Finally It’s here.

Ik its funny but The bible is not a joke

hi verified channel i haved never seen before

Meatcanon

Correction: Canyon

If it gets Copyright Strike, it certainly will be.

or... canyon

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iXJodXmpbqaG1nk.html Finally It's here

Because even if you’re Johnny Depp nobody cares that he got abused by a woman. That crowd only cared they were denied Jack Sparrow in another movie. Its really sad

Well it is a defamation case. 50% of the trial is about his career.

I think because us poor people, not being able to find work is a big deal because we don't have lots of money to rely on. So getting falsely accused and losing all future job is one of the few things we can connect with with.

holy sugar honey ice tea, i have never seen this many bots in one place

Fr rango was so good!

Don’t tango with the rango

Bro that's literally my favorite movie of all time💀

Finally all the dam bots are here 🙄

What is with bots these days

Masterful

Wish he threw in the scene from ole Shitty-Bed herself into the mix. He had a lot to work with given her intent to make everyone think she's somehow the innocent one in this entire debacle.

Almost 😎

His work has always been a beautiful fusion of horror and parody. It's one of the big draws of his content, imo.

Even the girls got deep voices

@@justno574 Yup. Must be a guilty pleasure for the female viewers just hearing a grown man's voice coming from a lady. LOL

@@levertripwire801 ha ha

? What actin bro this is audio from the courtroom

The Jon Benjamin impression broke the immersion.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was actual audio of him.

Sad but true He's a human being treat him like one

I hate these bots

@@David-jn1gg Finally it has arrived 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

I know they look exaggerated but also accurate.

Well, we like an actor BECAUSE we like that movie. If this happened to Mark Hamill in the 80ies, people would be raving because they want Luke in Star Wars.

@Tblazer for me it didn't come down to that at all. Just wanted the monster to pay for her crimes.

@@finfrog3237 Most of the normies here in the comments support the current thing and therefore must believe all women so their bubble of the w0ke narrative doesn't pop.

Johnny deservedly won the case, it wasn't a mere cult of personality like the video is trying to imply. That's not realistic.

@Tblazer Stop writing comments just to use those asinine language vices out of context... "The fact is", "to be fair", "underrated", "can we take a moment to appreciate"... You sound like a comment bot and I really hope you are.

A mega pint, if you will

You mean "MEGA PINT"?😁

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Cmpared tonwhat he's been throgh this is nothing

Accurate lmao he sounds like a stoner

You have 666 likes

Classic Johnny

classic ab user behaviour

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I don't think there's much funny about either of these trials

The day the world ends I'm drawing a meme on the nearest wall.

Or the Nuremberg trials

Or Gaddafi being apprehended and knifed in the area by an angry mob!

Not really. I support Johnny which has nothing to do with Pirates because he was abused, she lied about it, said he abused her, and because men get unfairly treated in abuse cases, where men are automatically assumed as guilty and women are taken at their word.

On TMZ's facebook comment section, maybe.

@@BruceWayne-fj9bm That is exactly why people who are normally smart enough to avoid celebrity BS and drama were following this trial. It's because this trial is actually kind of important and could set a precedence that woman can and often do abuse men, that there are consequences to your actions if you fabricate life changing lies about somebody, and that you can't just automatically take the woman's word for it.

MeatCanyon understands the Internet Huge respect for not going with flow

I don't agree with that. Most people in most comment sections don't even mention their roles unless the content is about that. I guarantee you won't see anyone treating them as their roles in 90% of internet content. Almost every comment talks about how Amber is a disgusting creature, Johny deserves to at least get rid of her even if he loses and how the justice system will be a joke if he loses, something most people don't disagree with but point out that it's still extremely hard for Johnny to win. This video is clearly satire on the people who act like a mob, but thankfully the majority is far from that. I'd even dare to say a lot of the top comments on trial videos come from actually knowledgeable people that provide useful information. The amount of doctors, lawyers, psychologists and the like I've seen professionally commenting on videos is quite large.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hHVoeImMpn10oqs.html Finally it's here.

Dear God. That's a huge number of robots on one thread

Finally it's here

Finally, I'm here!

@leafyv2 here

LOL

Damn that took a darker turn for the worst XD

what i can infer from this comment is that you love life is dry beyond comprehension.

Out of all of his charicatures this one Amber looks the most accurate

Drier than your girl

Shit, if I were Johnny, I'd take this opportunity to retire without needing to explain myself and still go out as the hero. This case is basically his Golden Ticket out of Hollywood!

Leave him alone! You're lucky he even performed for you bastards! LEAVE JOHNNY ALONE!

Wtf you're lucky to have 2 finnaly its here blokes under one single comment, but how many are these? 5? Wow...just wow

"dear lord. give me peace.'

@@J_The_J still seems very chill in that line lmao

@@idioticsugar4006 i know lmao

Copious amounts of drugs killed his nervous system.

I thought they were going to rip him apart lol

Literally 💀 his face during that entire scene is a whole mood

He was on extra chill about it 😂

@Melon Musk bot

It's like he had already given up on humanity loooooong ago 😂😔

😶

she deserves it though. Actions warrant reaction.

yeah but tbh she deserves all the hate she is given due to her monstrous actions

trueee

Yeah but the opposite on the actual media tbh. We live in a clown world

It's like when people used to attend public ex*cutions because they had nothing else going on lmaoo

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sJp-onuRiH-gznU.html Finally It’s here.

Fucking BOTS EVERYWHERE

That's an amazing level of newspeak, congratulations.

@@myyomil ooh now everybody will hate you cause you are not supporting Jack Sparrow:(

@@myyomil Well, a couple things. One is that even in that situation with Johnny, it's him being hurt, and not Amber. Which is in stark contrast to that one audio clip we know, where she is pretty explicitly guilty of hurting him, and also has very, VERY abuser heavy dialogue, like "I did not punch you, I hit you across the face." And most of the claims she makes is that, he is physically abusing her and hurt her numerous times. So even if he was this manipulator who orchestrated her downfall, it's still going against her claims of physical abuse. In the audio clip I mentioned earlier, it's clear that he also chose to run away from confrontation, and hide himself away, instead of going up against her. That does NOT, and I mean, does NOT, sound like your typical abuser. And you know, it helps build the narrative that he is the abused. And then you know, there's all the other evidence presented, like Kate Moss's testimony where she goes completely against Amber, other testimonies, other evidence of Amber potentially lying, like submitting the same photo of an incident for two different alleged incidents, and all the stuff you've probably seen in news or videos.

NOTHING IS HERE

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

@@DizzyHotSauce No it's here alright! SPAM!! 🥳 Shit is somehow an even more pathetic attempt than what it was like in the 90's. To the point I don't really feel sorry for the simpletons who click on them.

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

lmfaooo u commented to early i see

the perspective of a person who wasn't brainwashed by the media*

@@sarahrogers7630 idk bro, you seem pretty brainwashed by the media to spam the comment section here with that sh.

cry @@sarahrogers7630

Lol I didn't hear that before

@@averagechadsutart1886 i thought he said be careful of the Paprika

Reminded me if his days as hunter s Thompson

@@kian5374 LOL I heard "Little girl, be careful with the Witcher!" 🤣

I heard vile creature

I dont see brazil its Canada