Some of my personal favorite insults from Sensei Lawrence... Hope you enjoy!
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@MagentaCartherWrites3 роки тому
Holy shit, you guys! Just surpassed ONE MILLION VIEWS! Y’all are totally badass! 😍👊❤️🙌
@crxptic.t2 роки тому
it’s very unusual you barely have any comments on this
@SubjectiveCinema2 роки тому
Y'all? Haha, I have a feeling someone is from Texas xD. Cogrqts
@1337ofDiscreet12 роки тому
@@SubjectiveCinema Don't FUCK with Texas! D:< (not from Texas 😅)
@SubjectiveCinema2 роки тому
@@1337ofDiscreet1 I'm from Texas xD
@Chronically_JK2 роки тому
🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
@MinimiMax3 роки тому
Miguel's asthma never became an issue after Johnny told him to stop having asthma. Doctors hate him.
@everybodysMaster13 роки тому
Doctors didn't think Miguel would walk again! Johnny told him to walk. We need johnny at the make a wish foundation.
@khalilbrandyburg20383 роки тому
Johnny needs to fight covid
@Xenovation33343 роки тому
Hawk also got off the spectrum
@jonathankopf83303 роки тому
@@Xenovation3334 Lmao
@eanderson95993 роки тому
Johnny is a god
@ronaldh84463 роки тому
The most hated character from 80's movies is now one of the most beloved character's of 21st century television. Too awesome!
@davidbanks88233 роки тому
@AngloGirl85UK Such as Principal Ed Rooney on Ferris Bueller's Day Off
@SGK12063 роки тому
@AngloGirl85UK Ye he was cuz he bullied daniel
@stormisboredgaming88013 роки тому
@@SGK1206 cough daniel the real bully cough
@jarlvincentpineda46223 роки тому
@@stormisboredgaming8801 how? Johnny pushed him, taunted him, purposely tripped him, & kicked him, and Daniel only retaliated after he got knocked down. How was Daniel being a bully? "hE tRiEd to StEal Ali" No, he didn't, they broke up, and he didn't know that they dated. "ThE wAtEr hOsE" it was just a harmless prank, it's not like he constantly beats the shit out of Johnny. Even though I love Johnny he's still an asshole in KK1.
@mrskenobi677643 роки тому
Nah he’s the most hottest 😍
@JTB33b3 роки тому
What makes him so hilarious is he is not trying to insult them. He is just giving his honest opinion. This is how they are able to make him likeable despite all the insults, Because he doesn't know he is insulting them. In his mind he is just having a regular conversation.
@belkyb142 роки тому
😁👍🏼
@johnpark7972Рік тому
He sounds like a Marine drill instructor in that having to hear harsh words from him it trains you to be mentally resilient and not get so weak over an insult
@KracklinDarkРік тому
The world would be so much more ordered if people just spoke like him. Like I get that the truth can be harsh sometimes but I don't think that beats out the clarity saying the truth gives.
@ExtremeMan10Рік тому
@@KracklinDark truth is ONLY HARSH, never good, if truth is ever good its a lie, because reason people lie is to turn good thing into bad one. But people these days are too sensitive, and its speaks for itself.
@tjp2109Рік тому
Well it's a generational thing. The characters are only a few yrs older than me and this is literally how we talked growing up. Lawrence's lines are 'normal' by my generation. We've been tampered down by wokism.
@eshaansimha36253 роки тому
“Are you losers?” “NO SENSEI” “Are you nerds?” “NO SENSEI” “Are you sure? “NO SENSEI” Johnny:🤦
@aniketpahan35742 роки тому
😂😂best
@belkyb142 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@Gan-Seong84552 роки тому
That was the best part
@godmergiethemobilegamer2 роки тому
"Holy shit we have a bunch of flinchers" "YES SENSEI!"
@ameeraaftab17082 роки тому
So true
@the-ironclad3 роки тому
Sensei, I have COVID- Johnny: QUIET
@ultimatehope5493 роки тому
Johnny: “I don’t know what the hell that is, but get rid of it.”
@akmal94ibrahim3 роки тому
The next day, it'll be cured. The healing powers of Johnny Lawrence is godlike.
@waterman19243 роки тому
That's actually funny
@smackinbaits66933 роки тому
I don't know what Covid is but leave that outside of the Dojo!
@EpicDubTime233 роки тому
"I have coronavirus." Johnny: "You shouldn't be drinking Corona in the first place, here's some Coors Banquet."
@flipper-b85883 роки тому
In the 80s you loved Larusso. Now we all love Johnny Lawrence.
@brendan5943 роки тому
Yeah
@john94093 роки тому
If you rewatch the film, you'll like Johnny more again :) I remember i watched them all before starting cobra kai incase of old references I may have forgotten and realised Daniel wouldn't have half the trouble if he didn't keep trying to start a fight
@ericstorm65823 роки тому
@@john9409 Daniel says they kept beating him every now and then before Halloween and it was Johnny who started the fight
@anugranmathimugan27783 роки тому
Nah always loved JL
@ghg.143 роки тому
@@ericstorm6582 no it was Daniel he was putting the water on him
@Camslam_2 роки тому
I wanna see Johnny Lawrence vs Gordon Ramsay Gordon: FUCK OFF Johnny: QUIET
@hehhehhuhhuh70142 роки тому
CamSlam 2496: GOOD ONE!
@jakobgrayson1039Рік тому
It'd be like when two antivirus programs detect eachother
@TheArtistsTouchРік тому
Gordon: “where’s the lamb sau...” Johnny: “QUIET!!!”
@chevvalah10856 місяців тому
YES.
@Th0ughtf0rce7 днів тому
And Kreese would be a match for Marco Pierre White.
@MarkDice2 роки тому
The world needs more Johnny Lawrences
@jaobidan23582 роки тому
If Trump grew up in the 80s, he'd be Johnny Lawrence.
@jwill58922 роки тому
Agreed. Luv your videos.
@huenhuan21032 роки тому
There are more Johnny Lawrences. They've been cancelled and censored by all these PC morons. Whether people like to admit or not, the past Head Orange man was a Johnny Lawrence type with the mean tweets and political incorrectness. People need to ponder that when they're celebrating Johnny.......
@FirstLast-dm7hv2 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence meets Brian Stelter in an alley...
@firefalcon1002 роки тому
what you mean men with a pair? yup i agree
@MVangelmx3 роки тому
"The patriarchy" "I hate the Patriots too" I'm on the floor, I love this man 😂😂
@soccerlube3 роки тому
Someone is salty about Tom Brady LOL
@CBright78312 роки тому
Most Americans after hearing that line: 👏👏👏👏
@soranraina43912 роки тому
He hates the patriots too? He Should be a dlc for Metal Gear
@Will.Flavell2 роки тому
Typical American feminist women still complaining they are being oppressed
@biggestofthemall2872 роки тому
Lmao
@Jae..9..3 роки тому
I love how he’s still stuck in the 80’s. The flashbacks to his glory days, the 80’s rock, even his slang is still 80’s. Nerd, hot babes, boom box, dork, pansie, etc. lol
@daves.32783 роки тому
Fr lmaooo
@marcosc91303 роки тому
To be fair nerd and babes are still going to this day.
@reijiminato87623 роки тому
Don't forget Iron Eagle!
@habkeinnamengefund3 роки тому
Unsucessful people get Stuck in their past pretty easy
@daves.32783 роки тому
@@habkeinnamengefund facts. Story of my life. But working on it 🙏🙏
@PsychoMetalKid2 роки тому
"Sensei, I can't come into class today, I have coronavirus" "Yeah no shit, drinking coronas will definitely give you bunch of viruses, idiot!"
@MJAYZ0072 роки тому
Bro Johnny is a fucking mood
@user-tz4yo6uw7l2 роки тому
Yeah real man drinks coors!
@dvda97252 роки тому
Johnny wouldn't say that though, because drinking corona doesn't give you viruses, so... Asspulled comment.
@kingades10132 роки тому
@@dvda9725 You misunderstood everything... Go to the clip of Johnny replying to the lesbian girl that talks about being gender fluid and then you'll understand why they made this comment
@George_D.102 роки тому
@@dvda9725 Quiet!
@Lite7273 роки тому
Hawk truly owes Johnny a great deal because he was the first person to ever truly push him and break through to him by telling him the worlds not gonna feel bad for you because of just they way you were born. “Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything. He seriously pushed him and made him embrace his weakness rather than curl up and constantly take out self pitty.
@dolph41taylor572 роки тому
Give credit to Hawk too, he could’ve easily continued to be an insecure loser after Johnny insulted him, but instead decided enough was enough and flipped the script
@phoenixdaronco95402 роки тому
To be fair, I think it's a good thing to feel sympathy for people like Hawk because if humans were made to love and respect each other, everyone should feel included; even people who were born a certain way like Hawk. We are all humans, and we all have unique, similar struggles that we're dealing with. Personally, I feel bad for Hawk, and I loved seeing him grow throughout the series. It's about time someone said this.
@franklinbadge1215Рік тому
"“Normal” people get bullied and trampled over daily why should you be the exception if anything" This was never the argument. The argument is: nobody should get bullied, period. Who is this made-up person who believes they are the "exception" to bullying? I've never met a bullying victim who thought "bullying is ok except for me". I've seen BULLIES who think that way, never bullying victims. And I guess that tracks because a lot of the stuff Hawk did when he became a bully was no better than the shit people were doing to him. A lot of it was worse.
@elseggs6504Рік тому
@@franklinbadge1215 Just because no one *should* get bullied, which is a well established mentality mind you, doesnt mean it still doesnt happen. Theres plenty of people out there who'll never cease preaching about body positivity, yet ridicule someone over a beer belly. Why? They'll just make up excuses in their heads to justify it. "Douche deserved it". Your idealism doesnt and likely never will hold up to the real world. Thats why its so important for *everyone* to know how to deal with it.
@Wankshaftsbury6 місяців тому
Bullies pick on someone in a weaker position, the reason is almost incidental.
@DRAGONOFTHEWEST3 роки тому
Doctor: "you can't insult the sickness out of someone" Johnny: "QUIET!"
@omaryasin73263 роки тому
Lol
@omaryasin73263 роки тому
We don’t do that in our dojo
@ej8303 роки тому
*smacks inhaler away and into the wall*
@zoi11942 роки тому
@@ej830 not anymore
@DoubleDee3822 роки тому
QWYET!!!
@user-gu5sj7es7m3 роки тому
You forgot the part when Johnny met Miguel and he said, “great, more immigrants”
@Art-sk4wb3 роки тому
@Barrett Bradley funny as fuck, that line alone made me want to watch more
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude3 роки тому
You say that's racist insults towards as a swear word but, jobs are going where they shouldn't. Also : I was suffering from an extensive tooth problem which stopped me from sleeping properly and the receptionist didn't give a flying hoot even over the holidays period. so I had to go to a totally different dentist appointment in a totally different dental clinic I paid almost 500 bucks to pull that tooth out including x ray bills. When they finally gave me an appointment almost 6 months later there were people who are fresh to the country. It is kinda racist but, also remember : they should treat people fairly at the same time
@rifatchowdhury73843 роки тому
@@greatest_bumble_bee_dude you made no sense
@rifatchowdhury73843 роки тому
@Kristoff Bjorgman Whats wrong with immigrants voting?
@rifatchowdhury73843 роки тому
@Kristoff Bjorgman so you're covering your white supremacy with political sides. Try harder next time.
@ishaanarunabh58632 роки тому
The amount of character development Johnny went through is amazing
@Vibrantix2 роки тому
We all loved Daniel Larusso but no one will ever beat Johnny Lawrence’s humor 😂
@samzheng58033 роки тому
"the doctor said that I could be on the spectrum." "I dunno what that is, but get off it pronto."
@artortega72303 роки тому
That's my favorite part of the entire series.
@YChromosome993 роки тому
😂
@_tobybooth_3 роки тому
😂😂
@eanderson95993 роки тому
notice how it worked too, he comes back the next day acting completely differenr
@machinegun90393 роки тому
What does that mean? Can you explain.
@BAaKeD153 роки тому
Anyone realize that Johnny actually cured Miguel’s asthma 😂😂😂 I mean you never see him have a problem again haha.
@juliusman1043 роки тому
He also got hawk off the spectrum
@userjlj3 роки тому
and got miguel to walk again.. the guy's a miracle worker..
@ibnmianal-buna31763 роки тому
A true doctor!
@00ghostcobra3 роки тому
@@juliusman104 No. Hawk is still on the spectrum.. He just deals with it a little better now. There is still something wrong with him though.
@Tisply253 роки тому
@@00ghostcobra Doctors told him that he COULD be on the spectrum, not that he is on the spectrum. They told him that based off a certain observation, not an actual test.
@dhhshd9732 роки тому
The fact demetri stood up to sensei for eli shows how much of a good friend he is
@platinumpeyton2 роки тому
Him legitimately not knowing how to act in a modern day society is hilarious
@thefighter51828 місяців тому
Why would anyone want to act in a modern day society with a bunch of assholes?
@user-rd6uc2sf6i3 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence is the only Netflix character that gets a modern day political correctness pass
@76reliant3 роки тому
My guess is because Will Smith is one of the producers, so WILL can get away with it... Johnny's character is the MAIN reason why this show is watchable.....
@kennyb15883 роки тому
His replies to it are also actually hilarious like instead of just being an ass his character feels like actual ignorance and not just intentionally being mean...if that makes sense
@SladetheBlade..3 роки тому
@@kennyb1588 he’s just a serious product of the 80s and is still a jock at heart lol
@kennyb15883 роки тому
@@SladetheBlade.. I love it though! Even tho I guess you could me describe as someone whose into pc culture I love when people can effectively make fun of it and he’s one of the only examples where it’s actually funny if that makes sense like I watch a lot of family guy but the jokes they make about pc culture just make me roll my eyes like I wish they were offensive sometimes so I could actually have an emotion towards them other then annoyance 😂😂
@sirmatatyahu12613 роки тому
He doesn't get one he just doesn't give a shit
@johnrigs65403 роки тому
His 1980s political incorrectness is one of the best parts of the whole series!
@derrickhaggard3 роки тому
He's not politically correct, and he's not political incorrect and I love it. Basically he doesn't care about politics and will insult you regardless of left or right and it's both awesome and hilarious.
@MrTimjm0092 роки тому
I grew up in the 70s and 80s so I relate .
@somedude78922 роки тому
@@derrickhaggard It's his sheer apathy about what people think that makes him funny. He sticks to what he believes in, which makes it super funny.
@jwill58922 роки тому
@@derrickhaggard You don't know what politically incorrect means
@josephgledhill70462 роки тому
@@MrTimjm009 lucky
@dominicmaisonneuve76883 роки тому
Miguel : I mean I've never been to a party so.. Johnny : Big Surprise.. 😂😂😂
@colinnaylor19002 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence: Most underrated, bad-ass, anti-hero for this decade!
@snyper1053 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence discovering the internet was hands down the best moment in the entire show.
@belkyb142 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣💯 I loved it 🙌
@bhargavram40272 роки тому
I agree bro. Loved that part. Especially the first thing he did when he found the internet is omg 😂 😂 😂
@Yurihyuga7662 роки тому
Ohh man and he’s using an old school windows
@belkyb142 роки тому
@@Yurihyuga766 Windows XP 😁
@John-xr9ryРік тому
💯
@jay_sun20883 роки тому
He’s my favorite character in Cobra Kai. He has the funniest moments. “She lives in Colorado so it probably takes awhile.”
@echobird1153 роки тому
Ha ha ha ha ha 😂🤣
@ch1cken_tenderz8293 роки тому
And “I always assumed Ali was so hot she could avoid work” and when Daniel showed him her husband he said “what does this asshole look like, oh he looks like such a tool look at that asshoel face”
@maxwellbaker39513 роки тому
Yea, Facebook messages take forever these days
@cavemanjay3 роки тому
"send it to the internet" was the one for me.
@robert048723 роки тому
@@cavemanjay Put one of those hashbrowns on it like hashbrown Cobra Kai.
@jameslough63292 роки тому
Johnny: I didn’t call her a bitch I said she was bitch’n at me! Also Johnny: You’re firing me because of that bitch! 😂 this show is gold! Pure, priceless gold!
@johnny5805Рік тому
Even you writing it down makes me laugh out loud ! 😄
@rnathanielryaan203410 місяців тому
he's so real
@HM-zd5qk4 місяці тому
That was one of my favorite parts of the show!!😅
@PistonHonda872 роки тому
The world needs Johnny’s attitude more than ever right now.
@DennisEspiritu3 роки тому
Johnny: "Nice shirt" Kid: "Thanks" Johnny: "I'm joking, it sucks"
@MatthewLarson5782 роки тому
Dimitri never stood a chance lmao
@omaralqau90082 роки тому
Thats demetri not “kid”
@thefighter51822 роки тому
Whatever you say kid
@MatthewLarson5782 роки тому
@@thefighter5182 ok
@omaralqau90082 роки тому
@@thefighter5182 The destroyer kid
@koko873713 роки тому
“Leave your asthma your peanut allergies and all that other made up bullshit outside is that understood?!” I’m dead😂😂😂😂
@feazeldagamer22473 роки тому
I’m part blind, and have extremely limited vision in my right eye, that’s not made up. Lol
@stephengrigg59883 роки тому
@@feazeldagamer2247 QUIET
@feazeldagamer22473 роки тому
@@stephengrigg5988 *Goes stiff* YES SENSEI?!
@jjgb1924853 роки тому
And so he did it
@feazeldagamer22473 роки тому
@Blue guy I also got a gluten allergy too, also high functioning autism, asthma, thyroid (Hashimodos), & Epstein Barr Virus on top of being part blind.
@vilhelmvilhelm23352 роки тому
Johnny getting on the internet is like a caveman discovering fire
@jayh48093 роки тому
It’s a tradition to watch this like at least once every night lmao
@aydenh99473 роки тому
Miguel: Sensai I’m paralyzed Johnny: *throws Wheelchair* Not anymore!
@LogicalVids3 роки тому
😂
@sirnicholasthe21st903 роки тому
😂
@robertopoma35303 роки тому
Literally that happened, not exactly that way, but that wheelchair ended in garbage.
@aydenh99473 роки тому
@@robertopoma3530 Ik right
@epicswagsjmr65443 роки тому
😂😂😂
@mexicancat133 роки тому
Can we all appreciate how Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma by telling him to stop having it?
@LatinGiudo8172 роки тому
And now we can add Miguel's paralysis. Johnny might be the *real* cure for Covid...
@madarauchiha29532 роки тому
dude became jesus. he cured Asthma and Paralysis, just by telling him to stop having it. we need the 3rd Testament 😂
@somethingthing96342 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@crossface9042 роки тому
And cured his not being able to use his legs by telling him to move his legs
@conniethesconnie2 роки тому
He also got Hawk off the spectrum. He should be a televangelist. "What are you doing in a wheelchair? There are no cripples in Cobra Kai. Now get up and walk."
@therealfilmnerd2 роки тому
Johnny healed Miguel’s asthma and his legs, he’s a great doctor, lol
@kevincopeland50442 роки тому
I hated johnny as a kid when I watched the movie, but as an adult, Johnny is very relatable, and fucking awesome 👍
@TravellerTinkerРік тому
As an adult hes a dumbass
@bluecollarmenproductions3 роки тому
We need Johnny to tell COVID to go away. His methods seems to work.
@bluecollarmenproductions3 роки тому
@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student lol no idea! It happens sometimes! I find out from someone like you that my comment got a bunch of likes because people comment a month later. And Johnny is an amazing doctor.
@bluecollarmenproductions3 роки тому
@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student it’s 1:42 am where I am
@bluecollarmenproductions3 роки тому
@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student yea of course! :)
@bluecollarmenproductions3 роки тому
@Evan Stawinski - CCE Student haha was not as bad as slapping myself 10,000 times
@archaicfalcon48983 роки тому
Mhm
@f20zlk20003 роки тому
WIlliam Zabka so deserves an award for his role as Johnny. I hope he gets one. Now that it's on Netflix, there is a better chance for this show and amazing cast to be nominated...
@flightofthebumblebee95293 роки тому
The episode where he reunites with his fellow (former) bullies because of Tommy dying (who died in real life as well) brought tears to my eyes. We find out they all (aside from Dutch) are now good men, with morals, who seen the error of their ways (probably after seeing Kreese threatening and beating on everyone and choking Johnny) and Tommy tells Johnny that he can do anything he wants because he has the most important thing...time. Tommy dies that night, happy and peacefully in his sleep, surrounded by loving friends on a fun camping trip. That part really got me choked up. It elevated this series in ways I never expected.
@3P1C_G4M3R53 роки тому
@@flightofthebumblebee9529 ok cool but who asked
@RayW....3 роки тому
Nah...hes not PC
@stephengrigg59883 роки тому
@@3P1C_G4M3R5 he was giving an example of reasons the show could be nominated like the OP was saying.. who asked for your dickhead remark?
@JerBearshiesty3 роки тому
Not just an actor he is johnny
@victorstaropoli528611 місяців тому
Johnny Lawrence, the only one who insults people without being pathetic
@fatyoshi30973 роки тому
"my student recommend me a apple, you sold me a lemon." My favorite line from Cobra Kai
@KobraProductions13 роки тому
Make "Johny lawrence saying QUIET for X minutes straight"
@MagentaCartherWrites3 роки тому
It would be short, but GLORIOUS! 😂😂
@Arek1523 роки тому
@@MagentaCartherWrites And at the end of that Miguel saying "QUIET!" on Johny from s3.
@akmal94ibrahim3 роки тому
@@Arek152 Was about to say this. That was an epic moment
@wynnchester83583 роки тому
@@akmal94ibrahim Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@jasonmarshall45223 роки тому
@@MagentaCartherWrites Fr please do this🙏
@eldiablo52513 роки тому
"Oh that's just an illegal I picked up this morning, he's helpin me set up" LMAO
@aw_18903 роки тому
I'm praying to God that the sjws don't find this show and cancel it
@Lust7673 роки тому
@@aw_1890 what does sjw stand for I know they’re the people that cancel shit for no reason but idk what sjw stands for
@aw_18903 роки тому
@@Lust767 social justice warriors
@purpose61132 роки тому
I'm mexican, and that cracked me up hahahahahaha
@Aobix2 роки тому
Johnny is still the bully 😂
@cxherryy3 роки тому
They forgot to put the part where he says to Miguel, “Great, more immigrants” in a sarcastic voice.
@rasheedlee1Рік тому
"ARE YOU NERDS"? "NO SENSAI" "ARE YOU SURE"? "NO SENSAI" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@connoredwards43153 роки тому
You forgot the one where Johnny is on the phone and goes "Yea we teach both boys and girls.... Gender what ?... Hey is this a prank call!?"
@leoneljimenez97053 роки тому
Lol
@ricodontworryboutit32963 роки тому
That was funny af
@obbymillion3 роки тому
Lmao!!!
@ifaa57553 роки тому
@French 79 - Diamond Veins - "Yes but do you accept gender fluid persons in your dojo?" Read in entitled tone
@connoredwards43153 роки тому
@@ifaa5755 fuck can't forget that part 😂
@christoscholevas3 роки тому
Never imagined that the "bad guy" from karate kid 1, would become one of the greatest characters ever! Great stuff!
@heatherperleberg78162 роки тому
"ever" might be a bit much
@alainwalker51772 роки тому
He’s a good character, but you’re exaggerating quite a bit
@AmericanGadfly2 роки тому
He was awesome then too. He didnt want to sweep the leg, he congratulated daniel, and some of his anger towards daniel was justified. (Talking about in original movie)
@AdamBellouch2 роки тому
The bad guy was Kreese not Johnny
@totaldramavv9 місяців тому
Unpopular opinion but I always loved Johnny
@masx48132 роки тому
Miguel : "Sensei, I got covid" Johnny : *Throws out Ventilator also Johnny : *NOT ANYMORE*
@tintinfan007Рік тому
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@diyaramakrishnan85973 роки тому
“Yeah I hate the patriots too” I WAS DYINGGGG.
@derrickhaggard3 роки тому
That's what makes Johnny likeable he'll insult anyone he thinks deserves one regardless of political affiliation.
@diyaramakrishnan85973 роки тому
@Sixgorillionshekelswindler Shlomo Yep. One of the women he was talking to said something about taking down the patriarchy, and since johnny lawrence is so politically unaware he heard “the patriots” (as in the football team.)
@danesonger29133 роки тому
Miguel: I have asthma Johnny: NOT ANYMORE Miguel: *never has asthma ever again* Doctors: I guess I'll die
@Skindrift3 роки тому
I did that as a kid. Threw my inhaler away.
@Matoxina3 роки тому
Miguel's asthma: undestandable sir i'll cease to exist
@danfors13333 роки тому
Bas Rutten used to have asthma and allergis until he met Johnny
@SuperRedrum1233 роки тому
Read up how Teddy Roosevelt delt with Asthma pretty interesting story
@hardwirecars3 роки тому
na docs are fine they can deal with apples they can deal with johnny.
@DjTractus2 роки тому
Johnny is gruff and a relic of the 80's but he actually cares about the kids.
@Losersupvotetheirowncomment2 роки тому
“That’s just an illegal I picked up” lmao
@jadetteom3 роки тому
Johnny: gives inspiring speech in school Also Johnny: immediately knocks books out of a kids' hands
@bellathefe11a3 роки тому
Sorry old habit
@Randoman2 роки тому
He apologized
@theogssj6paths1142 роки тому
That was a force of habit, he apologized after
@MiguelRodriguez-dk2dsРік тому
@@theogssj6paths114 He is a Jerk,but with a Heart of Gold.
@kissme1518Рік тому
Johnny: Don't pick that up beat me up! True lesson
@Kevinyoutube60963 роки тому
In the 80s people could relate to Daniel, now we relate to Johny.
@derrickhaggard3 роки тому
I definitely relate to Johnny in the fact I don't really give a crap about politics and think both sides are dumbasses.
@SN29033 роки тому
I always thought LaRusso was a jerk. Miyagi felt bad for him
@jamingrythm5842 роки тому
I still relate to Daniel. The whole point of the show is to relate to both.
@Southwestmo2 роки тому
@@jamingrythm584 I only relate to Johnny and his son
@Aobix2 роки тому
@@jamingrythm584 I root for Daniel more
@pgd21913 роки тому
“I hate the patriots too” was the stinkin BEST
@BrockLanders3 роки тому
Johnny is a breath of fresh air in an environment polluted by woke political correctness.
@sirclassicalhou36502 роки тому
Yeah, I agree. He’s just so entertaining and I love how he doesn’t give a crap about wokeness.
@ATruckCampbell2 роки тому
I strive to be like that, minus the alcoholism.
@anthonypellico22352 роки тому
@@ATruckCampbell It's a good way to be
@thefighter51822 роки тому
Big nuts, drink more beer.
@paloma_oni2 роки тому
When someone start saying woke bs, i will simply say QUIET!!!!
@christophermeyers3 роки тому
Students from my dojo said I should have gotten an Apple, you sold me a lemon.
@KenzieRetro3 роки тому
Brilliant
@casthedemon3 роки тому
"The doctor said I might be on the spectrum." "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto." 😂😂 We need more Johnnies in the world lmao.
@thefirstofthelastones89522 роки тому
He's not insulting people he's describing them.
@sages1013 роки тому
The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with is when he said back in the day we'd say it to your face, not hide behind a computer. Which is what 99% of the world does today.
@alyssapinon96702 роки тому
The one time where Johnny’s boomer mentality was badass instead of just comical
@briengakaplan-b15503 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka) is the heart of this show. The best laughs, tears, drama just comes to life when he’s on screen.
@heatherperleberg78162 роки тому
It's almost like he's a main character.
@lazwit55132 роки тому
@@heatherperleberg7816 Being a main character doesn't make them the best part of something. The newest Star Wars trilogy being a great example.
@asapxmanifest53262 роки тому
@@lazwit5513 well he is
@eye1dry1382 роки тому
I agree, he's the best. However the Japan trip was pretty awesome for Larruso those episodes were tear jerkers, especially when they were reading the Miyagi letters.
@RichDasix2 роки тому
Back then I didn't realise, but he was so great in HIMYM too!
@pitster3 роки тому
He was born to play that role.
@Bosston622 роки тому
“Nice shirt” “Thanks” “I’m joking, it sucks” Lmfao I think this is my favorite line of the whole series
@AliAhmed-ni9ry7 місяців тому
Same XD. Especially since the rest of the class is quiet and it's meant to be serious
@madelinematchim5 місяців тому
Johnny arguing with a kid and ABUSING that salt shaker has me wheezing.
@Boricua3lions19853 роки тому
Love this. William Zabka should host Saturday night live.
@KenzieRetro3 роки тому
Definitely wouldn't mind that
@Boricua3lions19853 роки тому
@@KenzieRetro honestly I'd like to see him as Johnny Lawrence in a Black Jeopardy sketch.
@raffalopez3 роки тому
Johnny hate woke and sjw. Pro Trump.
@a.schottinthedark573 роки тому
He’s too good for SNL.
@HisVirusness3 роки тому
@@raffalopez Get your bullshit politics out of this purity.
@brunoronchetti7183 роки тому
Man: “you a customer here?” Johnny: “Oh no, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning” 😂😂😂😂
@dyringatory10962 роки тому
as much as johnny pretty openly shits on some of my personal beliefs, i have to admit some of the things he says are pretty funny. i can’t remember the exact context, but in the newest season when the debate team girl joined eagle fang (forgot her name lol) and mentioned the word “genderfluid,” only to have johnny reply with “oh yeah, fluids are very important for exercise and in karate” it instantly became my favorite cobra kai season 4 moment
@Chrono_Mitsurugi2 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence is the breath of fresh air that made Cobra Kai a success. My group and I sure aren't watching for the kids. We are here for Johnny and Daniel.
@monkemonke84543 роки тому
I like this show because there is no “good guys” and “bad guys”. I like it because it’s a two sided show
@derrickhaggard3 роки тому
Technically the only villain is Kreese, and Silver if the rumor about Silver showing up next season as a 2nd leading villain is true.
@purpose61132 роки тому
Yeah, neither Johny or Daniel are bad people. I really like that.
@JesseCuster2 роки тому
Martin Scorsese once said he hates it when movies tell you what to think, and I 100% agree. In Wolf of Wall Street (the movie he was referencing) the audience is never told "Hey, what these people are doing is BAD mmmkay?" Their behavior is just shown. Same with these characters. I don't like it when characters are just plain evil for the sake of being evil.
@thelonecourier34392 роки тому
@@derrickhaggard you sir are right
@JD-jz5gu2 роки тому
@@JesseCuster mmmkay
@sammylopez1513 роки тому
"There are no girls in Cobra Kai for the same reason there aren't women in the army. It doesn't make sense"
@RedBread1944Рік тому
Johnny: "stop having asthma" Miguel: 👍
@donnie61782 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence is what makes the show work. There wouldnt be a show without him.
@facehunter5043 роки тому
Put one of those hash browns on it and SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!!!!
@bellathefe11a3 роки тому
XD my favoritepart
@divinity1763 роки тому
That whole dialogue with the hashbrowns and having the rights to Thunderstuck ("the tape is in the car") made me spit out my drink... such a legend...
@AbdulHadi-nx9mt3 роки тому
"holy shit we got a room full of flinchers" "YES SENSAI!!"
@cruesteele153 роки тому
DEFLINCH THEM!
@thebruheternal36543 роки тому
"THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION!"
@BballNintendo33 роки тому
Idk why this is so funny 😂
@collegerebel2 роки тому
*Sensei*
@michaelticsay7Рік тому
He is a living proof that the 80s are far better than today..
@STLCODPS31233 роки тому
“The doctor said I could be on the spectrum” “I don’t know what that is but get off it pronto” Lmao I’m on the spectrum myself and absolutely love that line
@josephflores90783 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence is the ultimate badass bully. If I was bullied I would want him to be the guy.
@impalalover80303 роки тому
At least Johnny had respect and honor. Kids today are cowards who hide behind screens.
@mirchmasala420693 роки тому
@@kaituminaro6648 he said honor, talking behind someone's back is pussy shit, even if it's an effective way to be a bully. Johnny point is he had honor and said shit to peoples faces and was ready to deal with the consequences, ie have a fight
@dominickcantu99863 роки тому
@@kaituminaro6648 yeah it is. If you're hiding behind a screen just to say something about someone you're a coward. Military strategy is far different from being a internet troll or just being a dick. There's no honor in saying you'll kick someone's ass while sitting on your couch hiding behind a screen.
@mirchmasala420693 роки тому
@@kaituminaro6648 I was talking about what Johnny said to aisha. And just because something is smart doesn't mean it's not cowardly, not being caught because you're a cyber bully vs. An in your face bully, means you're too weak to come say it to thleir face so you hide anonymously. Look what happened to that blonde girl the moment she was up in aisha's face
@RespecTheLevYT3 роки тому
@@impalalover8030 exactly, I'm a kid and I agree. But I guess at my school bullying is non existent. If I'd get in a fight with someone my age I would just hit them with speed and sheer strength. I play football, I love the physical side of the sport, I love abusing my speed and training my arm muscles. I did have asthma at 7 yrs old, but because of my pace and aggression I put into every session/game I grew out of it at 12 years old. (Idk why but I decided to tell about my sportive side). And btw technology and games ruined basically the fighting/strength instinct of children overall. Which is kinda sad to be honest. The lack of athleticism/stamina in my grade only (I'm 14 btw ) is terrible. My fellow students start drowning in sweat after 10 minutes of general jogging. What a shit generation this is.
@Nighlocktheawesome003 роки тому
Cobra Kai taught me that dating apps should never be trusted.
@macconmara72523 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence RULES!
@AishiMTA2 роки тому
Johnny still has a stand up comedy career ahead of him when/if he decides to give up this whole karate gig
@PixelGameSquad3 роки тому
The HERO we need in 2021
@door-a59173 роки тому
The Gordon Ramsey of Karate.
@andrewzhu53943 роки тому
It's tang soo do
@robinroy71233 роки тому
Johnny vs Gordon, I wanna see this fight 😂
@ahkafkhan45123 роки тому
lmao true
@H.K.53 роки тому
Ramsay is actually a black belt in karate himself which makes this comparison so much more accurate.
@H.K.53 роки тому
@@robinroy7123 I doubt Ramsay would last 5 seconds.
@pranavnyavanandi9710Рік тому
So funny lol. He's a brilliant actor, the humor in this show is great.
@crypt0sFXРік тому
"That a customer?" "No that's just an illegal I picked up off the street." Lmao
@11DNA113 роки тому
"Nice shirt" "Thanks!" "I'm joking, it sucks" :D
@bigroger993 роки тому
Nice pfp
@antonioforlife3 роки тому
I’m just glad they don’t censor this show from doing this. Because this is hilarious
@timcollum50152 роки тому
Its much needed
@wad3163 роки тому
Johnny yelling "QUIET!!" Needs to be modded into Skyrim as a Dragonborn shout
@jamesfirehummer32162 роки тому
i wish more of us had a mentor like him.
@XxxULTIMATEZxxX3 роки тому
“Sensei, I have Covid-19” “Leave that outside. We don’t have weakness in the Dojo.”
@polo34043 роки тому
0:56 can we talk about how he spoke that into existence. Miguel has never shown a sign of asthma after that.
@musicmanproductions70953 роки тому
He also fixed his legs haha . Johnny is the best doctor
@user-sl4bd3 роки тому
Miguel's asthma Hawk's spectrum thing Miguel's legs Jonny the karate witch doctor
@tonzo11293 роки тому
@@musicmanproductions7095 technically dee fixed his leg
@tonzo11293 роки тому
@Clart dem huh?
@feazeldagamer22473 роки тому
Holy crap I didn’t even realize until now...
@lw37563 роки тому
I love Johnny 🤣🤣🤣 yeah I clicked all the buttons I still can't find the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BKMasondo2 роки тому
Miguel:should i do twenty push ups on my knuckes? Johnny;Yeah right,like you could!
@jt-ff3yx3 роки тому
Johnny Lawrence is Gen X personified, sandwiched between the Boomer-led establishment and the new normal built around Millenials and Gen Z. Whenever I want my kids to know what it was like growing up in the 1980s, I just show them Johnny Lawrence.
@ejej_shej79583 роки тому
Ikr
@jt-ff3yx3 роки тому
@Ty Browne there are tough guys, sissies, and everything in between in every generation, that's not the point. My point was that there is generational symbolism in the character. To the older generation, Johnny is stubborn, disrespectful, irreverent, and uncooperative. To the younger generation, he is brash, out of touch, and embarrassing. But, to fellow Gen Xers, he represents the frustrations of coping with both the inflexible traditions and the highly disruptive changes swirling around us. So, while I or other Gen Xers may not be as hard as Johnny Lawrence (a fictional character, of course), we can identify with him and his style, preferences, frustrations, fears, and views on life, based on growing up in a similar social context.
@tcschenks3 роки тому
@Ty Browne That’s because Generation X was raised by women. Didn’t you see Fight Club?
@cgh73373 роки тому
Hear, hear from a fellow Generation Xer.
@antonioborriello52873 роки тому
I am Generation X personified. I was in my early teens in the mid to late 80s, just enough to say I lived through and have all my happy times in thatbdecade, then old enough to enjoy "growing up" in the nineties. Ironically, i owned and operated my own martial arts school from 1995-2010. God I miss it!! I couldnt believe how much i resonated with Johnny and everyrhing he was going through when we were introduced to him again in the fist season. I believe this show was created to have our generation reminisce about the film and thoae times, but also to have us, now mostly parents, introduce our kids to what it as like then and to try to have them experience the same excitement of this film series as we had. It really is a great story, still relative for todays youth. Great writing to capture the essence of yesteryear and of its passing, coupled with the reality of todays society.......excluding any kind of "karate gangs" and all out high school martial art fights to the death..lol. Love it!! Hope its success continues!!! I would like to Kreese, Silver and Mike Barnes do battle against Larusso, Lawrence and......fly Chozen in to assist!!!
@chrisnunley1143 роки тому
"The only part that made ANY sense at all is '3-way'." 🤣
@victoriaalbastra63253 роки тому
I love Johnny and how through his character this show exposes how exagerated political correctness got today. It's pretty brilliant.
@yazantv93422 роки тому
Everyone's a gangster till johnny aggressively says "QUIET"
@clay_reznor6473 роки тому
He does sound like a Marine. All of them talk like him.
@jacobmendoza60503 роки тому
I am a Marine, and I approve this message.
@H.K.53 роки тому
He doesn't sound like Frank Castle.
@gregrowe11683 роки тому
Preese was and I think he learned a lot of it from him.
@dynamicphotography_3 роки тому
100% true. Confirmed.
@ihatefacebook311843 роки тому
"Relax, Danielle" LMAO😂😂😂
@AdderTude3 роки тому
Funny because Dutch called Daniel that first at the tournament. Too bad that Chad McQueen (son of legendary actor Steve McQueen) couldn't come back. Dude's commitment to his racing business prevented him from appearing in the series, which is why Dutch was written as being in prison.
@blackmetalcumbia3 роки тому
@@AdderTude man he is fucked up for life for a nearly death accident. Is eyes are fuck and have múltiples surgeries on the back i think
@OleafTheRebel2 роки тому
“I didn’t call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me. You’re firing me over that bitch?” 💀🤣