Jokes Seth Can't Tell: African-Americans and Trump, Women's History Month

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Esquire magazine featuring a profile on the hardships of growing up white, middle class and male.
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@annabunovsky5628 5 років тому

"He's dead to me." *gives glare of judgment directly to the screen* If it doesn't end with Amber on the Iron Throne.....

@debraclinkscale6576 5 років тому

Dead to me too!

@joebove4 4 роки тому

That would have vastly improved the series finale for sure.

@PatrickMondal 2 роки тому

Would’ve had better writers too!

@aaliekazaam973 5 років тому

“Oooooh fiction!” had me deaddddd 😂

@Elkator 5 років тому

You discovered a formula for a bit that will never get old. I love it.

@geomeopeoleo1740 5 років тому

Elkator Well the last part is a bit annoying after the first couple of times.

@rcripps008 5 років тому

I think the chemistry of these three really helps sell it. I'm not sure another three people could pull it off with the same charm!

@Miollvynir 3 роки тому

It's been two years. Still not old!

@ammaleslie509 2 роки тому

@@alexandramarberry1023 the sameness is part of the joke

@EnbyAndi 5 років тому

“He’s dead to me.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MsMelyjean 5 років тому

"You first!" 😂😂😂😃😀😄

@boughtbot2639 5 років тому

Hahahahaha!! I'm not trying it till you do bro.

@tejaswoman 5 років тому

Yeah that one was one of those ones where I laughed first, then felt sad.

@Anonymous-sb9uh 5 років тому

No really, be my guest!

@Anonymous-sb9uh 5 років тому

Ladies first!

@privcraft_ 5 років тому

Karen is a great addition. I need more Karen.

@ericveneto1593 3 роки тому

We've gotten more Karen, and it's been GOLD!

@FnSpiralMedia 5 років тому

"...but a black guy's already in jail for it!" LMAO!!!! I'm dying!!!!

@SebastianWeinberg 5 років тому

Listen to the audience reaction turn after a second: "Bwaahahaha- _Oh wait, the fact that I immediately understood that joke is a terrible indictment of our society._ Ohhhhhh..." That makes Amber laugh twice as hard.

@patrickragland1032 5 років тому

@@SebastianWeinberg Can you explain the joke? I'm lost on this one.

@kingsaintides7227 5 років тому

@@patrickragland1032 🙄

@Scriptkitty-sd8dp 5 років тому

@@SebastianWeinberg 😂😕😢😡

@rgeezee 5 років тому

@@SebastianWeinberg that was brilliant

@SympNerv 5 років тому

Amber's laugh... every time puts me in stitches

@danmseattle975 4 роки тому

I LOVE her laugh!

@TlalocW 5 років тому

I come for Amber's cuteness but stay for Jenny's outrage face.

@GaH.Hassan 5 років тому

Loved the energy Karen was bringing to this!!! As ever, jokes seth can't tell is my favourite segment of anything ever 😍

@gamewiz720 5 років тому

500th like

@WigglyTuffStuff 5 років тому

Amber drinks a big cup of white tears every morning.

@apollomars1678 5 років тому

.....so you found out, what men tears were and changed the old diss to make it less funny :D

@alexn.2901 4 роки тому

@@apollomars1678 ???? Who came first? The egg or the chicken?

@apollomars1678 4 роки тому

@@alexn.2901 At first came the fish, who layed his kids with membram to prevent the water to flow inside the organism, that created a embryo and later the fish baby. so what was first the fish or the fish-egg? answer the fish, who was at that time no fish, but a organism, that created life by cell division, but than came up with the supirior system of eggs to make faster reproduction without danger for the reproducer.

@alexn.2901 4 роки тому

@@apollomars1678 What I meant is we can't know if white tears or male tears came first.

@apollomars1678 4 роки тому

@@alexn.2901 the term white tears came from iggy Azalea, who simply used the term to just hit white male men, knowing allready the term male tears as a term for sperm. she used the term white tears in the same way

@ruona1andonly 5 років тому

“Oooooo FICTION” “he is dead to me.” Amber with the quick ones

@petermatthews3729 5 років тому

Welcome Karen. I'm sure you'll get plenty of practice being mean to Seth after this segment. It sounds like you've learned from the best, namely Amber and Jenny. None of them can even bother to keep a straight face at the end of this segment anymore.

@blackbird5634 5 років тому

"You first." -oh yeah, that's right.

@ColoringKaria 5 років тому

“If it’s safe they’ll send the men!” 😂🤣😂😳 why did I have flashbacks of the villain from titanic stealing a baby and saying “please I’m all she has!” 😂🤣😭

@jamesryder8305 5 років тому

Brooo I literally forgot he did that to get on the lifeboat.

@MrWillcapone 5 років тому

Amber is almost offensively adorable

@segevweitz2517 4 роки тому

Right, I'm offended they don't do more of this segment

@beccalanning6370 5 років тому

Amber's laugh after "She learned to be mean to me from you!" Gives me life

@dude37 5 років тому

Someone, anyone, please give Amber her own show.

@AnnieThyme 5 років тому

She's had a pilot in development :)

@Cybershock180 5 років тому

I sure hope she gets her own show because we could use some good comedy shows. Because the comedy in movies these days are just pathetic and not even funny.

@zora99ny 5 років тому

The Dork Knight She has a pilot currently in production, called Village Gazette

@annaw252 4 роки тому

I'm torn. It would be awesome, but I'd miss her on this

@danielaraya1193 3 роки тому

GUEST WHAT!

@orahlith 5 років тому

Jenny's hair is AMAZING.

@JustXavier 5 років тому

Amber's delivery is so on point. She kills me!

@ciscokiducla 5 років тому

"you first" Bahaha ... Amber you're amazing. Always look forward to any segments you are in.

@oldrrocr 5 років тому

3:00 Can she handle reading out loud? Yes but Trump can't.

@krylesangerbeaver 5 років тому

She probably cares about her job more.

@LisaBeergutHolst 5 років тому

@@krylesangerbeaver 😁

@thehoneydeev 5 років тому

Fact though 👀😩

@catfishin 5 років тому

Amber is a national treasure

@extremelyparadoxical 4 роки тому

"you first" killed me

@sarabeth9877 5 років тому

Amber for President 2020

@wvu05 5 років тому

Is she old enough?

@fisherking7798 5 років тому

@@wvu05 I think she'll take that as a compliment 😁

@fisherking7798 5 років тому

She annouced she was going to run too bad it was a joke 😕

@jeald0003 4 роки тому

@@wvu05 hahahaha...*google* ...you poor people there's a minimum age requirement to being president, which isn't just "be an adult" I thought your must be born here rule was stupid but must be 35years of age. I repeat you poor poor people.

@miritskeen 5 років тому

This is the most wholesome and wonderful bit those three writers have my entire heart

@pitti-sing1203 5 років тому

Please post another segment of "Amber says WHAT!"

@alex0589 5 років тому

Somehow still the best segment. Bless these writers.

@colinbanning9416 2 роки тому

It honestly doesn't even matter that most of the jokes are foul tipped off. It's a really good at bat every single time.

@silhouette.13 5 років тому

QUIET 👏🏼 TAMPON 👏🏼 WRAPPERS

@Maria-et6rr 5 років тому

The writers team is AMAZING👏🏻👏🏻

@shotjohnny 5 років тому

I love these segments with the girls, and I think it's awesome that Seth shares his platform with them...(I really do!), but my weekdays are not the same without *A Closer Look" 😂😂😂

@zizzidy2 5 років тому

Totally. Agrees.

@anastasiam6044 5 років тому

they’re women

@howardkerr8174 5 років тому

Amber is sooooo funny, and pretty much everything she says...I believe.

@VictorieLeeMoore123 5 років тому

I’m so happy to see so much diversity in writers.

@c3swift Рік тому

hahahahhahahhaha... but ya.

@alexisd5514 5 років тому

She learned to be mean from you two! Seth is the Micheal Scott of Late Night tv.

@originalindigodingo 5 років тому

Every time they do this segment, it just makes me wonder, Why isn't Amber the host yet?

@CT-um7zq 5 років тому

That's what I was thinking, too. She outgrew her position.

@nirmalsuki 5 років тому

White privilege

@wordzmyth 5 років тому

Yeah Seth is getting burnt out I think. But she needs her own show. Amber is often in these longer acted sketches now. I think her kind of show would be quite different. She is a powerful actress and then when the comedy pops out it is really surprising.

@jodo223 5 років тому

amber is good but seth is Great!!

@sweetsugarjones 5 років тому

Hey now. Both Seth and Amber are great. Plenty of room.

@Zero.Element 5 років тому

That was hilarious!!!! Don’t ever get rid of this segment or your entire team!! Love your show and thank you!!!!

@frankie051789 5 років тому

This is consistently one of my favorite segments of any late night show.

@jenniferm.giroux9086 5 років тому

This segment and Amber Says What are hilarious! Love you guys! Thanks for posting! 😁

@lazyteddiursa7160 3 роки тому

That was the most adorable "hi everybody!" I have ever heard

@andrewilliams8324 5 років тому

"He dead to me"😅🤣😂

@oliviarose530 5 років тому

Ahh love this!! Educating us on joke appropriation while being funny👏Need more from them in the future!!

@ibewalkingwiththecheesecak2565 5 років тому

I love everything about this segment. The awareness and concept are great, plus it’s hilarious

@IamGulzow 5 років тому

This segment is gold every time.

@cosmicphoto05 5 років тому

The most adorable five minutes on television.

@sarabjitkaur1563 5 років тому

i was waiting so long for them to do this again!

@InvectivePleasure 5 років тому

Please feature them more often! They did fantastic!

@Kaddywompous 4 роки тому

I’m black and that skeptical “You first” encapsulated my feelings perfectly. 😂

@prateetisengupta9677 5 років тому

I just love the way this entire team , across all segments, has so much fun working together. It seems all of them enjoy every moment of it, and I guess that’s what makes the hard work behind each episode worth all the effort ! ❤️

@LuisJimenez-fj3ho 5 років тому

Please keep this going. I discovered it just lately and I have been loving it lol big fan!

@morganmeyer6884 5 років тому

they can't even keep a straight face 😂

@PhoebeFayRuthLouise 5 років тому

“ Where are the rest of her cats?” Jenny cracks me up every time! Amber and Jenny totally need to do their own show together!

@grmpEqweer 5 років тому

I'm a woman. When me and my ex-wife divorced, she kept all 5 cats. She would have given me a custody battle over those cats... 😂

@sanoussycisse9206 5 років тому

You guys should do segments like this often. Pure comedy 😂

@LordSlag 5 років тому

"...said black people, "You first..." I almost fucking choked to death on my grape. XD

@larry4601 5 років тому

This type of segment is the best of Seth's show ! We need more of this

@Becky_Cal 5 років тому

Love, love, love this segment! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Excellent work guys 😄👍🏼✊🏼

@peterg5383 5 років тому

my favorite segment of my favorite show!

@madsokay 5 років тому

This is my favorite segment!!

@Tsukaiyo 5 років тому

I LOVE THIS. I don't usually laugh when Seth tells the jokes, but these ladies are AMAZING

@rosslynstandingwater4994 5 років тому

I love this segment!🙌🏽🤣🤣

@Ada-tv7zl 5 років тому

my favorite segment! these women need more screentime!

@madelineschultz4968 5 років тому

Amber, I LOVE you! You are so hysterically funny! I wish much happiness and success!

@porfiriodiazcarrillo7551 5 років тому

can we all knowledge that Amber is the Beyoncé of this Destiny's Child-ish Late show??

@Hunter45s 5 років тому

Absolutely brilliant. What a team!

@Hakkyou13 5 років тому

My favourite of this segment yet!

@deformemvita 5 років тому

It's been a while since I've genuinely laughed at this entire segment. Kudos.

@arizonawildcat 5 років тому

this is my favorite segment from any talk show i hope it never ends

@torisharpe1241 5 років тому

I like these segments and seeing the writers, definitely works for seth

@anacirullo1 5 років тому

THANK GOD IT'S BACK THE BEST SET IN TELEVISION

@carolyngrinberg6889 5 років тому

Wonderful! Do some more of these sketches, please.

@jonnel13 5 років тому

we need more!

@19stalkern 5 років тому

I’ll never get tired of this

@neurofire 5 років тому

Consistently brilliant and funny.

@Anzy.99 5 років тому

this is the best bit of the show, i just love it

@amberb6637 5 років тому

"He's dead to me" had me gasping for breath for a full minute

@EastSider48215 5 років тому

Love this segment!

@VictoriaAlfredSmythe 5 років тому

The lipstick colour is great on Amber

@debbietrudeau5866 5 років тому

I love this segment !! I've always loved Seth, he has my type of humor, but I like that he (or they) thought of this set up. It's a great opportunity for writers to get air time. That Amber will have her show soon 👍

@Crackalacking_Z 5 років тому

My most favourite segment of the show, you guys are killing it

@Fifthelement203 5 років тому

I never get tired of these segments! I love them

@EsmisAmazing 5 років тому

I always look forward to these, they put a smile on my face Everytime 😊

@Maiasgameroom 5 років тому

The joke about time off was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

@TheRealCantaraBella 5 років тому

How did they all dork out so hard at the end!!!???? 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheLettybird 5 років тому

Always my favourite segment 👏👏👏

@tearle29 5 років тому

I really hope that this is a new segment! LMMFAO

@SilkyC 5 років тому

I love Amber WAY too much man!!!! I love these ladies so so sooo much!!! 1:31 that look! Love it!

@valeriegailnoland7151 5 років тому

Just the set up itself was worth the watch: very clever.

@Akennalady 5 років тому

I love this segment so much!

@DizzoMonkey 5 років тому

This needs to be a weekly segment please.

@justsaying3729 5 років тому

They seem to have incredibly fun doing this segment. Kudos to them. Seth seems to be a good Boss.

@DLTA5 5 років тому

I love you guys!!! Thank you for the show!!!!!

@derrickp2628 5 років тому

“He’s dead to me!!” 😂😂😂😂

@DreamyCassie 5 років тому

Karen's eye rolling game is strong!!!

@sgak 5 років тому

This is my favorite segment

@BrooklynDaDon1 5 років тому

I love this segment so much...

@lyndseyg1013 5 років тому

These never get old

@kevinreardon2558 5 років тому

That's my favorite segment.

@gilmoremccoy6930 5 років тому

So funny 😂 😂😂👍💓 love it. Seth is so cute in a manly way😍!

@ananyanarayandhanabalan 5 років тому

That last joke told by Seth was actually 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

@TheJackieMichele 5 років тому

Said black people: 🤔🤨😒 ...you first. 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheKrinkled1 5 років тому

This needs to be a full hour long show. Someone make this happen.