Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Burger King's Pride Whopper, Demand Increases for Tampax Tampons

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There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about the first Black woman to visit every country writing a book.
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@blackiowaAAMI Рік тому

CORRECTION: There's no place we'd rather be 😉 But truly thank you for the shout out. One of our goals is to proudly showcase Iowa's black history so that someday, people don't think "in Iowa???" when they hear about our museum

@madeleineprice9645 Рік тому

AAM - Nice reply 😁!!!

@mbryson2899 Рік тому

Thank you for your work! I've overnighted in Waterloo and Des Moines, it was a weird mix of normal people and some barely closeted racists. (Being a bald white guy often makes racists run their mouths freely to me, I just Mr. Rogers them until they feel bad or get pissy and shove off.)

@zelma8 Рік тому

I love that you not only commented, but added yourself as one of the Jackals!!! I hope Seth mentions you in Corrections! 😂 Also, yes, if there's anywhere that NEEDS an African American Museum, it's in places like Iowa. Thank you for your service!!

@KaritKtana Рік тому

How cool of you to comment! I hope Seth sees this in time for Corrections 😂

@kenc2257 Рік тому

Hooray for your Museum! Next time we visit family in IL, we will try to make time to drive up and visit.

@YetiGirl Рік тому

"Uh oh, it's like that everywhere" is going to carry me through my day.

@dkm07305able Рік тому

A Baker!

@rkms5606 Рік тому

😂😂😂😂

@eljeepi Рік тому

Ooh that one took out!

@ewestner Рік тому

Jennie is absolutely right. Underwire is *totally* the devil's work.

@shayboogie3682 Рік тому

Right???!!! (Ya know that meme of Seth saying “Right?” - I wish I could put it here 🤗🤗🤗

@earthlingsunited2663 Рік тому

Whale bone stays in corsets even more so.

@maryroberts589 Рік тому

@@earthlingsunited2663 evil for both women and whales!

@Revelwoodie Рік тому

I love underwire. Bras with underwire stay put, and keep everything still.

@AdrianColley Рік тому

I don't understand this and I'm afraid to ask.

@sgy2dpe Рік тому

Jokes Seth can't tell is one of the funniest skits in TV. I crack up every time. "Black women and lesbians and black women that are lesbians are liars". Keep up the great work.

@gladtravis Рік тому

Love all Seth but this segment is a laugh every damn time. Keep up the good work

@LazyIRanch Рік тому

I love all four of these people, some of the funniest, wittiest folks around. I first heard about Wanda Sykes from my coworker back in the early 90s. He was an amateur stand-up comic at the time, he later went pro. He raved about her, said she was the best comic he'd ever seen. High praise from a guy who knew comedy. He wasn't wrong! (RIP Bob, I miss ya buddy and thanks for making our workplace fun)

@palmereldritch7777 Рік тому

It's also the most endearing one......

@ireallyreallyhategoogle Рік тому

He could have just said black lesbians, the woman part is implied.

@aliciacohn2790 Рік тому

Its like charlie brown always falling for lucy holding the football

@frankenviews4069 Рік тому

More than any other Late Night talk show host, the Seth Meyers brand of humor is just everyone in on the joke and having a good time.

@NankitaBR Рік тому

And people say "you can't make jokes anymore"...

@landonewts Рік тому

That a great way to put it, and I agree!

@thedylangirl Рік тому

This 👍🏼 is for Amber’s doctor joke. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

@muchobossa Рік тому

Yes Amber I easily got that reference about Living Single. Such a great show from the 90s with a catchy theme song from Queen Latifah to boot.

@LindaC616 Рік тому

My friends and I loved that show

@stevencarter511 Рік тому

Justice for the Living Single cast!

@ColoringKaria Рік тому

Living Single is still funny to this day! just a real gem of a show!

@bonghunezhou5051 Рік тому

Living Single does deserve far greater recognition - without tearing down _that other show_ .

@stevencarter511 Рік тому

@@bonghunezhou5051 i don’t wanna disparage that other show, but I think everyone needs to recognize the superiority of the Brownstone residents (and Maxine) and not the folks living in crazy expensive Manhattan apartments while one person was a barista (and kinda bad at it) and another one was a mostly out of work actor.

@blackbird5634 Рік тому

"Ya know if I had that Amber and Jenny thing I'd still be on the air." -David Letterman to Seth on the show.

@riley6646 Рік тому

@@lonutta it’s a joke about how it’s a good bit, not a genuine statement. letterman retired

@topper1212 Рік тому

I think he meant he would have cover for certain jokes

@valeriefruik585 Рік тому

Bwahaha!!

@DOSkywalkR Рік тому

@@riley6646 he didn't totally retire, just from latenight, he has that Netflix show "my next guest".

@ficialintelligence1869 Рік тому

Except for one thing: Letterman is an asshole in real life. Seth isn't. The difference isn't hard to see.

@sadusattack2628 Рік тому

They need to do these more often.

@willwebber6496 Рік тому

It's also time to bring back the segment "Not now ________". I believe the last one was some kind of sand spider or something and we were all still in the throws of COVID. Now it's time for a reboot featuring monkeypox.

@ambercherise2391 Рік тому

The fact a healthy chunk of the audience didn’t respond to the Living Single reference kind of proves Amber’s point. 🤣

@sergiodbd Рік тому

“Uh oh! It’s like this everywhere.” Was phenomenal 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂 Edit: I rewinded it before the joke was finished 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@whitneyoneal2360 Рік тому

The devil’s work is underwire. Word!

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому

When she said that, I yelled out "PREACH IT, GIRL, PREACH IT!!!!!"

@bartholomewcubbins9723 Рік тому

The jokes are great but the best thing about this segment is watching Amber's reactions 2:25 😃

@sushifornico Рік тому

Especially that is the one seth cant tell haha

@scottsmyth87ss Рік тому

That WAS a great joke. She's the best

@maryroberts589 Рік тому

Her reactions are always awesome & this was ine if her best! I ❤AR

@rgwak Рік тому

I miss the blonde lady from the Late Night Press Conferences. Wonder what she's been up to? 🤔

@TonyBullard Рік тому

Amber is a treasure.

@YearsinSeason Рік тому

Look at Seth being a great Host and giving his good chair to the guest! What a gentleman!

@bubblesezblonde Рік тому

Wow. Saved to faves. Loved how Seth took the stool and placed Wanda in the good chair.

@samringwald Рік тому

Wanda always deserves the best chair in any room she enters.

@curtisbme Рік тому

He rightfully understood the comedic pecking order and kissed the ring.

@bubblesezblonde Рік тому

@@samringwaldI concurr

@niceride Рік тому

Wanda is looking great! Always happy to hear her perform, no bullshit. So very glad she stopped by

@rev.rachel Рік тому

This really is such a good segment. The way Late Night lets us in on the inside jokes among the staff is really fun and unique :)

@Galvamel Рік тому

Not gonna be super popular with this, but Livin' Single was a vastly superior show to Friends. Even if you don't agree at the very least Livin' Single didn't deny 9/11 or pretend white people didn't exist.

@charlespeakjr2168 Рік тому

Preach Rodrigo.👏🏾👏🏾

@LindaC616 Рік тому

My friends and I loved that show

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Рік тому

*Living Single* was most definitely superior to Friends. And it came first. AND, at one point, the producers of Friends were speaking with the creators of *Living Single* right as they started filming the show. *They were told the premise was of six New York friends who go in and out of each other's apartments all the time, two of them being related, etc., and that it was about their friendships, love lives, and occasionally work.* A year later, those rip off artists created a white version and called it Friends.

@Galvamel Рік тому

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Oh wow, I didn't know the creators were speaking. That explains, SO much.

@blackeyedsusan727 Рік тому

PREACH!!! If "Friends" is Elvis, "Living Single" is all the black artists whose music he stole and repurposed. It mystifies me how a show as basic and boring as "Friends" remains so popular.

@davemoss36 Рік тому

My favorite skit, I love how Seth immediately bowed to the queen Wanda and offered his chair

@MrRosenleaf406 Рік тому

Dear cable network, please give Wanda Sykes a weekly show where she gets to say whatever she wants for an hour! I would watch the $#*+ out if that!

@Pxtl Рік тому

They gave her one. It was bad. This was like 10 years ago. I doubt it was her fault - all these hosts live and die by their writing team and so it's not one person's success or failure. But it was bad.

@MelissaChapin Рік тому

@@Pxtl They defo should’ve let her stay whatever she wanted! ☝️😏

@edwarddeguzman3258 Рік тому

nahhh I'd rather vote Sykes 2024, Imagine all the hell she'd raise in the White House.

@gamepapa1211 Рік тому

@@edwarddeguzman3258 Imagine how many Republican heads would explode when a black lesbian woman is voted in as POTUS.

@heiyuall Рік тому

Every morning I check UKposts to find out if the world has ended yet. Finding this video started my day with legitimate joy. Thank you. Seriously.

@kharynj6629 Рік тому

I also demand justice for Living Single. Friends better give back what they stole

@Fey_Fatale Рік тому

This will forever be one of my favorite segments. Pure brilliance every time.

@LilOrphanAnnie333 Рік тому

I credit Amber for single-handedly bringing silly back to TV.

@YeeSoest Рік тому

That Tampax joke also would have worked fine in Germany, where companies aren't "in the red" but "write red numbers" which you'd be able to do if you used one...a used one...

@JordanHourGlassDJ Рік тому

Dat war jut 😉🇩🇪🇺🇸😂 Grüß aus Gelsenkirchen!

@ccole742 Рік тому

The lack of applause during the living single joke was very telling…

@AdrianColley Рік тому

People laughed. Laughter > applause.

@ccole742 Рік тому

@@AdrianColley ok then, the lack of laughter was telling lol. I was just surprised by the reaction when I yelled out loud listening to amber

@rollerblaze5041 Рік тому

@@ccole742 I yelled too! Justice for living single!

@Mrcandles312 Рік тому

That show was horrible

@ccole742 Рік тому

@@Mrcandles312 LMAO you’re hilarious

@shivverma3236 Рік тому

i love this series

@samhenrigold Рік тому

Not so much a correction but rather an amendment for graphics: the title card here should reflect Seth’s new anti-suit attitude.

@tysoncornfield3317 Рік тому

And look less like Dennis Reynolds

@samringwald Рік тому

@@tysoncornfield3317 Because of the implication?

@lexagarvey6419 Рік тому

But can you imagine what graphics will come up with given their vibe?

@alansheiman4818 Рік тому

Perhaps Seth should start a show to correct corrections called amendments.

@meghanphillips3495 Рік тому

Seth Meyers, the modern day Charlie Brown with the football to Amber and Jenny's collective Lucy.

@carschmn Рік тому

Seth falls for it every time…

@galedribble9535 Рік тому

You’d think he’d catch on by now

@clickster1883 Рік тому

Silly Seth.

@muskyoxes Рік тому

Next time will be different. Don't give up

@mbryson2899 Рік тому

Like Charlie trusting Lucy with the football.

@rixx46 Рік тому

Amber can sell ANY joke with a look. GIVE HER A PRIMETIME SHOW ALREADY!

@sandybarnes887 Рік тому

I like the time slot her show is in now

@lizard3755 Рік тому

You should check out her show on Peacock!

@rixx46 Рік тому

@@lizard3755 I have! I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

@rixx46 Рік тому

@@sandybarnes887 I meant she should be celebrated on the regular NBC network.

@sandybarnes887 Рік тому

@@rixx46 I can't disagree. It would be fantastic. I'm just worried her topics are a bit too edgey for Primetime

@matthewboles6721 Рік тому

Best family portrait ever.

@mellod5615 Рік тому

1:22 I know that's right Amber 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@Evelyn_Okay Рік тому

My favorite Late Night bit of all time 😂

@megger11 Рік тому

Shoutout to Living Single! Hahaha

@TRquiet Рік тому

This is easily Seth’s best bit.

@SilentDave Рік тому

Love Amber and Jenny. And Wanda being there made this even better.

@keldaogg2157 Рік тому

Tampon shortage? Good thing I 'm at the Poise stage. ( Thank you! Please tip your waitress!)

@Emh19 Рік тому

I love that seth takes a stool so the guest can have his chair

@jenfernandez5454 Рік тому

This is my favorite segment on this show!

@badbiker666 Рік тому

Wanda Sykes was BORN to do this segment. It was long overdue!

@thezpn Рік тому

Lesbian Kiss would be a great cover band.

@Styphon Рік тому

Guys would pay to see it even if they didn't like the music.

@Unagodd Рік тому

Band name? Band name.

@skunkrat01 Рік тому

Omg that book title joke had me dead

@deannafuller5448 Рік тому

Frisbee's not on your desk! And that made me and the hubby think, "What happened to that bet you had with Andy about the NBA Finals?” We are DYING to know!!! 💀

@lynnstlaurent6789 Рік тому

Great observation!

@VieenRennes Рік тому

This segment is so brilliant. (Edited: and definitely deserved bigger reactions/laughs)

@snoobins4623 Рік тому

Ya, I get the feeling the audience was scared to laugh, which makes it even funnier

@VieenRennes Рік тому

@Kilo Mintoni Yet you clicked on it anyway

@terriblefrosting Рік тому

I love this sequence so much. So pure, so good.

@LiamMack33 Рік тому

CORRECTIONS: CVS has no locations in Canada. (That black bear was a Liar!) Also, Seth has never had Tom Segura on the show and that needs to be corrected too!

@lisamurdoch2525 Рік тому

What is CVS? Is it because I’m Canadian that I don’t get the joke?

@LiamMack33 Рік тому

@@lisamurdoch2525 it's one of the USA's biggest chains of franchise pharmacys. CVS and Walgreens are the big 2. Like Shoppers Drug Mart, or Lawtons Drugs up here in Canadaville.

@madeleineprice9645 Рік тому

@@LiamMack33 😊 Thank you from a Brit 👍

@Pxtl Рік тому

This. The big Canadian drug-store chain is "Shoppers' Drug Mart".

@mistermaestersirthomas9164 Рік тому

Maine here, there are Canadians shopping here all the time, half are bears or moose.

@evenflowsteven Рік тому

I absolutely love all of these people.

@Lu_Woods Рік тому

That was the best JSCT ever. 😄

@StratosFear221 Рік тому

This is one of my favorite skits with Late Night and Wanda Sikes makes everything 100x better.

@Seraph702 Рік тому

phenomenal, as usual, Wanda makes something fun even better.

@ficialintelligence1869 Рік тому

"Now you know how I feel at the CVS." (Damn, if that one didn't hit home!)

@bostonspartan4194 Рік тому

Is and always will be my favorite bit of theirs.

@EricaGamet Рік тому

Get you a girl who can do both! Love this segment!

@davidlyon3185 Рік тому

Blew my mind seeing Jenny on Impractical Jokers. Love this bit, they need to do it more often!

@jacobsims8307 Рік тому

Amber that is a fantastic top!! 🤩🤩

@IncySpider Рік тому

Love this segment. It gets better every time!

@SL1021Esquire Рік тому

Bravo 👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣 That was brilliant

@kelseyhartmann4046 Рік тому

Genuinely love these segments 😂

@ennanitsua 20 днів тому

Look how happy Amber is when Wanda comes out! I love them both so much ❤

@tanyawade5197 Рік тому

This was funny! Especially the end! That was mean of them to do Set like that😂😂😂.

@aokigaharakomorebi Рік тому

How could that black bear in Canada even know what it feels like to be followed in a CVS? We like, don't even have CVS in Canada

@markmac2206 Рік тому

do you have an overpriced pharmacy by another name? we got CVS and Walgreens!

@Maelwys Рік тому

@@markmac2206 Shopper's Drug Mart

@creativedesignation7880 Рік тому

Maybe it crossed the border to get something that you can only get at CVS? Like idk at 5 foot long receipt or something.

@lynnstlaurent6789 Рік тому

@@markmac2206 if you think CVS is overpriced you should come to a Canadian store.

@redwheeler721 Рік тому

This will always be my favorite segment that you do!

@brianaguedan7475 Рік тому

This is always gold

@davidstorrs Рік тому

This is my favorite segment. Thank you for doing it.

@katalac Рік тому

Love Wanda❤️!

@agrey832 Рік тому

Yeah, that chicken fingers joke was legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CoffeeCookieCrumble Рік тому

2:26 Amber just sitting there enjoying the chaos, showing true little sister energy

@rdalin Рік тому

I adore this segment.

@Azzkicker12345 Рік тому

Favorite segment EVER!!!

@boisjoli91 Рік тому

These are always the best

@CrankyPants_W Рік тому

I just love this segment 😆

@suzannepottsshorts Рік тому

Fun Fact: The African-American Museum of Iowa is across the Cedar river from The National Czech and Slovak Museum, which was literally picked up and moved after the flood of 2008! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eWaLmJ1vaYtkpIU.html

@MiddleofKnowhere Рік тому

This has me rolling so much. Love this segment!!!

@NewMessage Рік тому

But... the Whopper is for people who have lost their pride. Or will for life, really.

@Anzy.99 Рік тому

I love this part of the show 😂 Even more than Corrections

@ayehtunohn Рік тому

Still the best segment by Seth and co.

@kwebst1 Рік тому

I loved Living Single!!

@lorraineclark4413 Рік тому

I love these bits.

@sophiev1900 Рік тому

This one was perfection 🫶🏽

@frankcarter7146 Рік тому

I love Wanda Sykes with every fiber of my being. 😆

@lisagulick4144 Рік тому

She steals the spotlight in every movie she's ever been in. _Jexi_ comes to mind.

@lindenm.9149 Рік тому

This one was great. Laughed at every one haha.

@ronnyshama Рік тому

This us one ofy favorite segments ever let it never die

@seaborgium919 Рік тому

11/10 best segment

@artel6225 Рік тому

Great ending😂🤣😂🤣

@elaexplorer Рік тому

I can't believe Seth makes me go research whether or not "neither" is appropriate to use when referring to 3 things. While the word neither does refer to 2 things, and Seth should probably say he's none of those instead, it's been used to refer to more than 2 since the 17th century so it's acceptable.

@samnelson2343 Рік тому

My OED specifies 'of two' but language is mutable. Wonder whether it'll crop up in corrections.

@valori3685 Рік тому

It is only 2 things black and lesbian Wanda just brings it together

@ecnalreleam Рік тому

Just part of the life of a jackal.

@elaexplorer Рік тому

@@valori3685 the three things are black, lesbian, and women.

@valori3685 Рік тому

Yep you are right I realized it after a little while but I didn't come back and edit😋 thanks Ela Explorer

@ivybee347 Рік тому

... uh oh..... Its like this everywhere 😱 😂

@Dermatillomaniac Рік тому

This segment is always hilarious and this one was extra fiery! Get you a comedian who can do both 😜

@patriciaadams4171 Рік тому

The BEST THING about Seth's show is THE LOVE SHOWN amongst the staff, like a real family atmosphere. And then they all care about our country. Someday when this ends, it'll be worse than one of those beloved family series, cuz at least they would have TV movie re-boots. Like 'Return to Walton's Mountain'. Wally Cue Card (Grandpa) will be gone, but he'll be spoken about honorably by the interns during the re-boot.