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“Start by turning on the shower on” 🔥🔥 Zunigga on top 🔝

We just leavin the house naked or what 💀

Bro reinvented math. 15 s + 30 s + 25 s = 60 s

My boy Zuniggar always got my back fr fr 💯🥶💯🔥🔥

Zunigga keeping us clean 💯💯

Instructions unclear; I was arrested for public nudity and now I’m facing a 5000 dollar fine. At least I know how to shower 💯 Zunigga is a life saver

“Turning on the shower on” True ZuNiga 🔥

As an actual sailor, this is how waking up and getting out the door fast goes: 1: wake up (still drunk from last night) and check time 2: realize you overslept (you only had 2 hours of sleep) 3: scramble into uniform that you kicked in the corner after work yesterday 4: have a panic attack because your on time (on time is late, do better) 5: get to the shop and get yelled at for something completely unrelated to being late 6: rinse and repeat

There is not excuse to look great 🫡

Idk what I'd do without you Zunigga 💯💯🥂

How am I supposed to properly clean my whole damn body in 30 seconds 💀

Zunigga has a very chad-like morning routine 🗿💪💯

Zunigga always keeping it real 💯

thank you zunigga for this morning routine 🤑

only a minute in the shower is actually insane

"you will step in the shower" *gets into the bathtub*

We all love José Zunigga ❤❤

“Turning on the shower on.” Wise words

I absolutely love your chanel, i watch all your videos and you have guided me along the beginning of my physical and mental transformation from lazy dumb and overweight to intelligent hardworking and jacked. Thank you so much.

60 second shower is crazy

Zunigga giving me great tips like always

"How to get ready in 5 minutes" People with siblings:

This was a life changing tip, thank you Zunigga 💯💯

Zunigga is being so realistic in every of his shorts. He's so inspiring. I liked him.

Bro yall shouldnt be disrespecting him, hes teaching us all the shit he can. Respect Zuniga

Brother is giving us the morning routine speedrun strat.

"Start by turning on the shower on" were wise words I would never forget. 🙏

Zunigga getting us to be the best version of ourselves🔥🔥🔥💪

Instructions unclear: after going out a cop screamed at me i wasn't wearing any clothes

Love the content you have helped ma and so many others 🙂

“turning on the shower on” Zunigga speaking fax!

These comments are wild bro😭

5mins is only hyping yourself up to turn on the cold shower for the second time 😂

Zunigga Win as always 🔥🔥🔥

I don’t know what I’d do without my boy José Zunigga 🙏🔥

Zoonigga is always great to listen to

Only the real zuniggas use the navy shower technique 💯

This is so inspirational

Zunigga keeping it real with us once again💯💯🗣🗣

BRO, YOURE SO AWESOME..... SOME PEOPLE THINKS THAT "WHY MEN SHOULD GET WELL DRESSED"...

Zunigga I take 30 minutes when I play my bangers in the shower

I love zuniga Edit : thx so much for the like XD 😮😮😮😮❤❤❤❤

Instructions unclear; I was arrested for public nudity

real inspiring..will use..MY MAN ZUNIGGA

Jose the type of Zunigga we Zuniggas admire

This is a good tip I love it

Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us, zoonigga 😁🥰

ZUNIGGA DOESN’T WASH HIS ASS⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💪💪

THANKS ZU-NİGGA

ZUNIGGA HELPING US TO SHOWER!!11! 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

Zunigga never fails to fill me up with his ooey gooey warm motivation

WE LEAVING A GREEN STINK TRAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🧊 🧊 🧊 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Common Zunigga W

Bro, it takes me 5 minutes to adjust the hottnes of the water i shower with😂

Real Zuniggas always look great 🗿🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

WE GETTING OUT OF CRUST WITH THIS ONE 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

But I gotta let the conditioner sit 💀

Thank Znigga

Zunigga has always been a g 😅❤

Zuniger keeps us clean 🔥🔥

Zunword is my inspiring man❤

This man has the knowledge of a 100 year lifetime

90 products used in one video just to go out…1.st step: Brush ur teeth and wash ur face 2.nd step: get dressed with ur fav clothes 3.rd step: apply perfume (optional) 4.th step: go out. Can’t get any easier than this.

REAL ZUNIGGAS DONT SHOWER🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Zunggia changed my life he got me a gf with his tips

I have found my life improved when I do the little things, doesn’t need to be a grand strategy to try and look amazing every day, but keeping the routine makes me feel accomplished. If you’re 5’5 and 300 pounds a shower routine isn’t going to make you a 10/10. Having a good figure (naturally or via the gym) and some nice fitting clothes, a fragrance and a good haircut will easily bump you up a couple points on a 1-10 scale. I know because I’ve done it.

I agree with Zunigga, it works great!

he lost me with that "and 30 seconds"

Don't over exfoliate your lips! Maybe only exfoliate max 2x per week

I actually do this and feel much better in public, thanks Zunigga☺️

REAL ZUNIGGAS USE THOSE 5 MINUTES TO SLEEP 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

There ain't no way in hell im in the shower for a minute homie

Shampooing, conditioning, washing your face and body wash in 30 seconds makes a lot of sense.💀😂

My shower takes 5 minutes to warmup, no matter how good I look I can't change the fact I am broke 😂

It takes me like 10-15 minutes just to dry my body and hair after a shower, unless someone has some sort of trick then I can’t do anything about it. And no, I don’t have long hair. I have dense hair, but not long.

5 minutes?? i need 45 minutes just to shower 😭

he also explained how to wash hair properly, 60 seconds under water then apply shampoo in hands and rub it till it gets foamy and then rub it 60 seconds in your head. Then wash everything off hahahahha so a little paradox but still perfectly explained how fast someone can get ready ( in a little hurry way though) love this guy

Bro saying clean the whole body in 30 sec💀

I thought you need to massage your shampoo in for at least 60 seconds and then rinse it out for 60 seconds too. Which routine should I use now sir🤓🥴?

2024 finna be lit with this guy around🔥🔥🔥🔥

Real zunnigas sleep in the shower 💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Real zuniggas start by turning on the shower on🗣️🔥🔥

There is only one thing, Beauty! If you are Handsome, all your Problem will be over. Mr. Zuniga will agree and approve

When you brush your teeth longer than you shower: *something isn’t right here*

Did this already, still thanks zunigga! 💖🦄

Not me doing this and walking out the door naked 💀

Bro is speedrunning his own morning routine💀💀💀

Thanks zunigga very helpful

5 minutes is how long I stare at the wall in my shower

Any tips for increasing the duration of the fragrance’s smell?

these comments are breaking me 😭

Nah I ain’t tryna shower in a minute tf

Let me explain exactly what makes these brownies so chewy and easy. You can skip this if you don’t care WHY these brownies are the way they are and you just want the printable recipe asap. Chocolate & Cocoa Powder Unlike my Ultimate Fudgy Brownies, which utilize two types of melted chocolate, these brownies get their main chocolate flavor from cocoa powder with semi-sweet chocolate chips stirred into the batter. Cocoa powder definitely yields a chewier brownie and has a flavor reminiscent of boxed brownies. The photos on this post show what the brownies look like if you use regular unsweetened cocoa powder. In the recipe video, I used Hershey’s Special Dark cocoa powder. It gave the brownies an ultra dark chocolaty appearance with a little less sweetness. Since creating this video, however, Hershey’s has changed the formula of that specific cocoa powder to a Dutched cocoa powder. I recommend sticking with a natural cocoa powder, such as Ghirardelli Cocoa Powder or Penzey’s Natural Cocoa Powder, for best results. Learn more about the differences between Dutch-process cocoa powder and natural cocoa powder here. Feel free to fold in any kind of chocolate chips you want from dark chocolate or milk chocolate, but semisweet is my favorite. Whatever you do, don’t skip the chocolate chips! They help to develop that shiny crust on top of brownies. Fat With any cocoa powder-based brownie recipe, we need quite a bit of fat to prevent the cocoa powder from drying the brownies out and making them crumbly. In looking at what makes box mix brownies so chewy, it appears that the combination of saturated (solid) fats and unsaturated (liquid) fats is the winning answer. According to Cooks’ Illustrated, boxed brownies have the saturated fat component covered which is why you add oil (unsaturated) to the mix. I opted for a combination of melted butter and vegetable oil for the best marriage of taste and texture. Make sure your vegetable oil is fresh to avoid any off flavors and use unsalted butter so you can fully control the level of saltiness. I haven’t tested these brownies with canola oil. For a full breakdown on these two types of fats and how they affect flavor, tenderness, and texture, check out my Butter vs. Oil in Baking article. There are lots more side-by-side comparisons like this one (and not just with brownies!): sliced brownies on a pan comparing whether oil or butter is better in baking Sugar I stuck with granulated sugar here because although I love the taste of brown sugar, I didn’t want to add any more moisture (brown sugar contributes more moisture due to the molasses that’s added in) to these already very moist and rich brownies. Too much moisture creates brownies that have lots of holes on top instead of that shiny tissue thin crust. Eggs 2 large eggs is pretty standard for an 8 by 8-inch brownie recipe, but I just had to add in an egg yolk for the extra dose of chewiness and richness it gives. The protein and the fat in the egg yolk helps achieve those textures. We use cold eggs, instead of room temperature, to prevent the brownies from doming and to increase moisture with a tighter crumb texture. Flour All-purpose flour is the way to go here, cake flour makes these brownies way too tender and light. We can achieve enough chewiness without having to use bread flour, which can prevent an extra trip to the store for a lot of people. To make chewy AND fudgy brownies, we only need to use a little bit of flour. Any more flour will create drier or cakier brownies. If you want to be super accurate and weigh your flour, 1/2 cup equals 63 grams or 2.25 ounces. Check out my How to Measure Flour article for step-by-step instructions for weighing dry ingredients using a digital scale. If you live in a very humid environment, or really dislike any kind of “greasiness,” you may want to add an extra 2 tablespoons of flour to your brownie batter mixture. Leavener With my brownie recipes, I usually prefer a very small amount or no chemical leavener (baking soda or baking powder). The reason is because I like brownies to be very rich and on the denser side, not even remotely cakey. Since they lift and give a lighter airier texture to baked goods, we’re only using 1/8 teaspoon baking soda here for just enough leavening to get a nice thick texture. Cornstarch This little secret ingredient really helps to improve the texture of these brownies so they’re that much closer to the box mix kind. 1 tablespoon of cornstarch makes the brownies thicker and improves that crust on top. Make sure to measure correctly, and don’t skip this ingredient! When shooting the photos for my article on how to make brownies with a shiny, thin crust, my food photographer captured the shocking differences between a batch made with 1 tablespoon of cornstarch vs brownies made with an accidental amount of 1 teaspoon cornstarch. The bottom brownies also had no chocolate chips. Take a look: overhead comparison of brownies made with 1 tablespoon of cornstarch vs 1 teaspoon of cornstarch Can I Add Nuts to Brownies? Yes! You can add 3/4 cup chopped walnuts or pecans. You can add them either in addition to the chocolate chips or in place of the chocolate chips. Just note if you remove the chocolate chips your crust on top may not be as shiny. For best flavor, try toasting the nuts on a lined tray in a 350°F oven for about 6 to 8 minutes, stirring once. How Long to Bake Brownies: Bake these brownies in a 325°F oven for about 30 minutes to avoid overbaking. There will absolutely be moist crumbs attached to a tester by the end of the baking time. That’s what we want. Even after 30 minutes if the middle still seems too moist, just remove the brownies from the oven. Carry-over cooking, the residual heat of the oven and pan, will continue to cook the brownies. Some readers have said their brownies were really undercooked after 30 minutes. I’m guessing they used a glass baking pan, which I DON’T recommend for this recipe. I recommend a metal baking pan like this one lined with foil or parchment paper. Learn more about the differences between Glass vs. Metal Baking Pans here. comparison in height differences of brownies baked in a metal pan vs. a glass pan Also, you might want to check your oven temperature with an oven thermometer as many home ovens run cold (especially when they say they’ve just preheated). For best results, allow the brownies to cool completely before slicing and serving. How to Store Brownies: The brownies definitely taste best the day they are baked, but can be stored in an airtight container for up to 3 days at room temperature or up to 5 days in the fridge. They are even more fudgy when they’re chilled. Brownies Substitutions: This brownie recipe is written exactly the way it is for very specific reasons, as noted in the explanations above. If you can’t use one of the ingredients listed, take a look at my extensive brownie index for other options (including coconut oil brownies). If you try to reduce the sugar, use a sugar substitute, use a butter substitute, or make this recipe vegan the results will NOT be the same. Feel free to add in nuts, chips, toffee bits, or anything else to the batter (1/2 cup to 1 cup, depending on how much you’d like).

Yeah I need at least 30 minutes in the shower to wash away my depression that accumulated over the day.

Exactly what Im doing for a long time get ready for work but mine is like 7mins + 2 sets of 20 pull up

Bro forgot finding clothes, getting dressed, drying your skin and hair, taking a morning pee, (eat breakfast), style your hair, find your keys and lock up the house.

Turning on the shower on this guy has impeccable speech

YES YES YES, THIS CHANGED MY LIFE, BE THR BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF STEP OUTTA THE HOUSE AND GO GET WHATS YOURS MEN! I FEEL THE POWER THIS VIDEO ACTIVATED ITS SO PRESTIGE, NOT EVEN IRON MAN CAN STOP ME NOW. grrrrrr *growl* shaboink

bros gonna have us using timers to shower 💀💀