Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part One

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@Jay-xp5xp
@Jay-xp5xp 3 роки тому
No ads. Nice one matey
@euanscotland
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@Sprite_525 2 роки тому
@@euanscotland TRUE!
@monkeyslovewand
@monkeyslovewand 2 роки тому
@@Sprite_525 well I haven't paid the £12... I'll let you both know how it goes?
@popplestonejames6612
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@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Рік тому
@@euanscotland Google sends its thanks.
@SuperLisalis
@SuperLisalis 3 роки тому
How dull life would be without Karl... Lockdown laughter~ essential listening.
@audioandscifibooks3170
@audioandscifibooks3170 2 роки тому
Agreed., even for the 10th time.
@RichiCarterMusic
@RichiCarterMusic 2 роки тому
Black screen. No ads. Great quality. Awesome compilations. Subscribed. Night all
@jonathangale9476
@jonathangale9476 2 місяці тому
"If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice" 😂
@kaysaysso
@kaysaysso Рік тому
Ricky Gervais’ laugh is so contagious 🤣
@tee1up785
@tee1up785 3 місяці тому
Or annoying.
@PedloProductions
@PedloProductions 3 роки тому
“That’s the most stupid thing you’ve ever said!” “Yeah well listen to this then” LMAO
@irlandy6200
@irlandy6200 3 роки тому
My favorite clips to watch of Karl is the blooper reel from when he acted in Derek with Ricky. If anyone hasn’t seen Derek your in for a treat! Especially the Mr T scene when Karl gives the magpie daughter a piece of his mind! He’s a great actor and doesn’t even know it! He uses real emotion without even realising how gifted he is. Also love how the program can make you cry with laughter and sadness, pity and empathy is amazing and probably one of the most underrated shows out there !
@dkhemmen
@dkhemmen 3 роки тому
Oh man Derek is my absolute favourite. I liked it even better than After Life, which was great in its own right.
@dylangrove4888
@dylangrove4888 2 роки тому
@@dkhemmen fd8₩9*
@MeMyselfandI20
@MeMyselfandI20 2 роки тому
💯 couldn’t agree more with this! Derek is a masterpiece.
@Thatawkwardmomentful
@Thatawkwardmomentful 2 роки тому
It really was , i miss Derek so much wish they would maybe do Christmas special or something like that ? 😔🙏
@yellowduckiee8966
@yellowduckiee8966 Рік тому
He hated acting and we can tell. He can only play an angry character to base the acting on something because he struggled without having something to be actually angry at 🤣 loved Derek but wasn't Karl's best. An idiot abroad comes wayyy above Derek for entertainment
@chrissnyder3430
@chrissnyder3430 2 роки тому
Omg. I'm so glad I found these. I know I'm going to laugh for a wee bit and forget me problems for a tic. I'm so stressed most of the day and this is sweet release!
@dovesfan1
@dovesfan1 Рік тому
Go see a professional leg rubber
@daescap9239
@daescap9239 Рік тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Рік тому
@Chris Snyder perhaps, and I hope I’m wrong about this, but just perhaps they outside of your body is longer than the insides.
@RighteousBrother
@RighteousBrother 2 роки тому
"Go back to Sheila's you can slag me off if you want, because you're not coming back here, fuck off!!" I love how wound up Karl gets in a completely imaginary scenario! 😂😂😂
@evacromwell236
@evacromwell236 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 Рік тому
I hired Bob and Sheila after they left KP Plumbing. They were worthless.
@DrCommaBarber
@DrCommaBarber 3 роки тому
I about wrecked laughing so hard at the bit about Karl trying to see through his eyelids.
@mikaelsongameofwar2360
@mikaelsongameofwar2360 3 роки тому
Nearly died😂
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 роки тому
Instead of focusing with his mind, the tool tried to focus with his eyes, through his eyelids!! There's stupid, then there's Karl Pillockton 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@ITILII
@ITILII Рік тому
Karl Pilkington: not only can see even with his eyes closed...weird innit ? He's the Poet Laureate of England and President of Society ! And no more 'avin' a go at Karl, slaggin' him off....sick of it !!!
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 Рік тому
😭😭😭
@Klara_Ahmed
@Klara_Ahmed 4 місяці тому
Thank you for posting x
@balajimahe
@balajimahe 3 роки тому
Most of the Karl-Steve-Ricky content I listen on various channels are ones that I’ve already heard at least once. This one was fresh and extremely funny - especially the one where Karl tries to see his toes with his eyes closed. :-D
@VivalaryMan
@VivalaryMan 3 роки тому
This statement doesn't add up, infact these cuts are so common these are actually from the tv programme I'm sure.
@mortechrome
@mortechrome 2 роки тому
@@VivalaryMan Yes, they are. There are clips with the original animations from TV available.
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 3 роки тому
20:40 “I’ve never been that lost.” The fact that he got lost in a field of nettles while he was walking and reading a book. Karl kills.
@lorbliccy6827
@lorbliccy6827 3 роки тому
Karl pilkington is the best human being on the planet 💙💪🏻
@eamomurray2526
@eamomurray2526 2 роки тому
I’ll go one further… Karl is the best living organism in the whole solar system 💙💪
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 роки тому
@@eamomurray2526 Replace the word "best" with "thickest" and you would have a very accurate description of Pilko! 😆
@cazcarr2002
@cazcarr2002 2 роки тому
@@eamomurray2526 .. ..
@sarahcotton-vb3de
@sarahcotton-vb3de 2 роки тому
Came here for Karl's rambles, Ricky's laugh, and Steve's witty one liners
@j-b-l8147
@j-b-l8147 Рік тому
Came here because it's just funny to hear Wheatley and Ricky Gervais in a podcast.
@iim4xii129
@iim4xii129 Рік тому
@@j-b-l8147 And don't forget P. I. Staker from Hot Fuzz.
@chrisshaw9836
@chrisshaw9836 9 місяців тому
​@@iim4xii129did they ever find the Swan?
@YRWB98
@YRWB98 3 роки тому
When karl paused for a while when stephen asked him about his artistic expression and answered with whistle😂😂😂😂
@rubyaustin1932
@rubyaustin1932 9 місяців тому
I absolutely love this show it give me the giggles so much
@tomedwards6273
@tomedwards6273 14 днів тому
The little giggle and 'wtf' from Ricky when Karl explains he didn't think of putting his leg back down after kicking his height gets me passing myself everytime
@mattyd5932
@mattyd5932 3 роки тому
Even my mum and dad don't remember me hahaha that's funny
@bowlofnuggets
@bowlofnuggets 3 роки тому
nice compilation thanks
@fellow-winner6560
@fellow-winner6560 3 роки тому
You guys are awesome!
@veronica3986
@veronica3986 Рік тому
Trying to see through your eyelids Classic one of my favourites, along with my mam & dad don't remember me then 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MUSIC4TRUTH....
@MUSIC4TRUTH.... 3 роки тому
Karls tolerance of the other two is what makes this work, i think most people would either walk out or knock them out.
@joewright9879
@joewright9879 3 роки тому
Right? Sock full of brass for the other two.
@MUSIC4TRUTH....
@MUSIC4TRUTH.... 3 роки тому
@@joewright9879 they are good in their own right, but they obviously started out trying to bully Karl.
@olivermateee547
@olivermateee547 2 роки тому
Totally wrong but I understand why you might think it's like that.
@MUSIC4TRUTH....
@MUSIC4TRUTH.... 2 роки тому
@@olivermateee547 well its bullying really isn't it, Karl just lets them get on with it and sometimes dishes out himself imo
@olivermateee547
@olivermateee547 2 роки тому
@@MUSIC4TRUTH.... Not at all mate, they made his career and actually are friends in real life. Stop being ridiculous
@123salt
@123salt 3 роки тому
Ahh, new comps for my sleepy time videos. Thanks for these mate
@PilkyPodcasts
@PilkyPodcasts 3 роки тому
No problem, Salt! If you're enjoying them, be sure to like, share and subscribe if you haven't yet!
@poobz3733
@poobz3733 2 роки тому
@@PilkyPodcasts love the show
@archiewall124
@archiewall124 3 роки тому
‘I was using my eyes even though I had them shut’ 😂😂😂
@pilkoid5187
@pilkoid5187 2 роки тому
I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)
@andrewinwood6220
@andrewinwood6220 Рік тому
Just fuckin brilliant. You three just massively click. Superb lads...
@inggrisvlogs9308
@inggrisvlogs9308 3 роки тому
Ace collection cheers mate
@JakeWilliams283
@JakeWilliams283 2 роки тому
Ricky’s reactions are over the top in the podcasts
@yourmum5895
@yourmum5895 Рік тому
All podcasts have fake laughter. All of them.
@sibusisontshalintshali5610
@sibusisontshalintshali5610 3 роки тому
Karl for President 🤣✊🏾
@olivermateee547
@olivermateee547 2 роки тому
His simplicity and honesty would actually be refreshing
@dannybroad677
@dannybroad677 3 роки тому
My first memory is having my eyes glued together. Lmao
@franklandsman3436
@franklandsman3436 Рік тому
I must admit I had to pause this brilliant comedy video at 12:12 to wipe the tears of laughter off my face.
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL 10 місяців тому
Thanks for no ads mate
@thewatcher4718
@thewatcher4718 2 роки тому
Great ,keeps me laughing all day .
@chewwyc
@chewwyc Рік тому
Back watching this for like the hundredth time lol there’s times after Karl’s talkin ricky n Steve automatically say karls wrong when they’re clueless about the same thing n explain it wrongly 🤣
@jackg2630
@jackg2630 2 місяці тому
« When kicked high I was so chuffed that I got it that high that I didn’t think to put it back down again » That is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life
@creamy666
@creamy666 3 роки тому
A listen to this every day n it still funny as fuck
@Nebs1
@Nebs1 3 роки тому
Can’t wait for my appointment with the professional back rubber in a few weeks
@martindarcy8399
@martindarcy8399 2 роки тому
I feel sorry for karl, they laugh at him but everything he says at least once weve thought about it just his thought processes are a bit strange but into context i completely understand his theories
@olivermateee547
@olivermateee547 2 роки тому
Very true, but don't feel sorry for him, Karl knows it's all jokes and it's all just entertainment.
@rensb9214
@rensb9214 Рік тому
I have never thought about having a baby grow inside an old woman so that when she dies a baby gets born, so her life continues. Maybe that’s just me
@MeMyselfandI20
@MeMyselfandI20 2 роки тому
‘Thoughts , Karl? ‘ you know somethings about to go off after those words.
@jck999
@jck999 3 роки тому
these always give me a laugh 😂
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 Рік тому
Karl has to know how incredibly funny he is, no?
@click8708
@click8708 2 роки тому
That's a hell of an ending lol
@mundaneman1811
@mundaneman1811 3 роки тому
‘Even me mam & dad cant remember me back then’ 😂
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому
"Professional leg rubber."
@lucillamori2905
@lucillamori2905 Рік тому
Again. Monuments for Those Heroes 💗
@lockstockandtwosmoke
@lockstockandtwosmoke 2 роки тому
Steven would be well happy that had me 🤣
@lornabrand3477
@lornabrand3477 Рік тому
Brilliant lads
@travisranta3445
@travisranta3445 2 роки тому
My eyes were closed but I was still using them.
@mrbiker1294
@mrbiker1294 Рік тому
The background noices 😂😂
@gillymac9363
@gillymac9363 2 роки тому
I agree with Karl I can't be doin with pretentious art critics. "Oh I think he was trying to portray.." Naw. Half of them were off their tits while painting.
@paulcunnane4
@paulcunnane4 Рік тому
Nothing will ever be so entertaining again. What do we do now?
@Taylor-dt2wd
@Taylor-dt2wd 2 роки тому
“Id just get in the tank”
@dsaipha
@dsaipha 2 роки тому
I kicked me height a few years ago... pulled my hamstring and was out of action for 6 months.
@brucewayne2184
@brucewayne2184 3 роки тому
21:21 ever seen the tarot card "the fool?"
@cas_tiger_sub4-glitches
@cas_tiger_sub4-glitches Рік тому
I've got towels too if anyone wants rubbing.....
@geonosisstarchild9636
@geonosisstarchild9636 3 роки тому
😴😂 went to sleep listening to Karl and just awoke this morning to their convo about the problem hole and Ricky exclaiming about Karl "he's got a gene, a ball and a hole! No wonder there's no f***ing room for a brain!!" 😂😂😂
@buffetslayer1533
@buffetslayer1533 3 роки тому
Karl's only friend on holiday was a calculator 😂😂😂
@danielhobgen6146
@danielhobgen6146 3 роки тому
1:10:21 Karl's Munchie method.
@lindatruderung9378
@lindatruderung9378 Рік тому
I guess Ricky doesn't understand the concept of visualization. That sounds like what Karl was describing.
@travisranta3445
@travisranta3445 2 роки тому
Omg I never expect the kick me height and I lose my damn mind every time. Might be the funniest phrase in existence.
@robertapascal6962
@robertapascal6962 2 роки тому
Kicked me height.
@andybibby4462
@andybibby4462 2 роки тому
Remember people, only professional leg-rubbers have towels, don’t accept second best! 😇😌
@hankochai
@hankochai 2 роки тому
“I was strainin’ ‘em”
@Macho_Fantastico
@Macho_Fantastico 3 роки тому
I love that Karl gets annoyed that modern medicine allows people to live longer. 😄
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 роки тому
Yeah, I wonder if he will refuse them in later life, if he needs them🤔
@combswayway1010
@combswayway1010 Рік тому
I eat a beatle because I thought it was licorice 😂🤣😂🤣
@lornabrand3477
@lornabrand3477 Рік тому
Paranoid blood lol ha ha and I have never laughed so much in my life
@NosferatuTheRed
@NosferatuTheRed Рік тому
I wonder if hes had that boiler sorted yet
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 2 роки тому
“If you want to do a serious point, don’t do animals” oh lord please don’t let him see fritz the cat or bojack horseman haha I wish he had a reaction channel so we could see what he thinks of everything nowadays
@ps-wb4yl
@ps-wb4yl Рік тому
He's 33? Tough paper round?😂
@iMertin90
@iMertin90 3 роки тому
play a record
@bravoactual2423
@bravoactual2423 2 роки тому
No ads???
@christinemetcalf769
@christinemetcalf769 2 роки тому
You can get fish and chips and all 🤣🤣
@RussianLizard94
@RussianLizard94 Рік тому
I'm with him on the mirrors, me and girlfriend have mirrored wardrobes in front of our bed, we find ourselves talking to each other through the mirror when we're in bed
@andrewhadden133
@andrewhadden133 9 місяців тому
You get to see each other twice
@shane4362
@shane4362 3 роки тому
8:15
@thelolmaster1997
@thelolmaster1997 Рік тому
33:13 Karl 😅
@jamesguffogg7119
@jamesguffogg7119 2 роки тому
Slip another disc, manc fuk wit🤦‍♂️🚬
@Ryan-zf2ws
@Ryan-zf2ws Рік тому
New dream that would top everything: Karl debates a flat earther.
@lindatruderung9378
@lindatruderung9378 Рік тому
Karl has a point about the pain that you feel with kidney stones and leg injuries. Rick needs to zip it. He just sounds rude. Pain is pain, and shouldn't be ridiculed.
@courtneycahoon9789
@courtneycahoon9789 Рік тому
No way they remember being 2 or 3 ffs I can't remember anything under 7 I'm 33
@laurataylor4945
@laurataylor4945 Рік тому
39:40
@Cozy.Mood.B
@Cozy.Mood.B Рік тому
🤣
@Reddoguk
@Reddoguk Рік тому
Its called REM
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 6 днів тому
Ooh
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 Рік тому
That laugh is put on Big Time To Look Good
@NonConsensual
@NonConsensual 2 роки тому
Many years later Carl is still knocking about with a calculator and a brick
@thepontiacbandit7874
@thepontiacbandit7874 3 роки тому
Karl would probably explode if he knew how many medicines, etc that he takes that have already been tested on mice! 🐭 Their brain chemistry is much closer to ours.
@marcuscrossley1368
@marcuscrossley1368 3 роки тому
Much closer to ours than his. His is closer to a chimp!
@thepontiacbandit7874
@thepontiacbandit7874 3 роки тому
@@marcuscrossley1368 ‘That must be the arse.’
@adcuth1676
@adcuth1676 3 роки тому
He'd kick himself....or his height.
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 2 роки тому
@@marcuscrossley1368 Worm😂
@archibaldbagge1235
@archibaldbagge1235 2 роки тому
@@tyroon81 Egg.
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 6 днів тому
😮
@TubeYouGuy
@TubeYouGuy 3 роки тому
The doctor had towels. Good enough for me!
@jimbobelvis3295
@jimbobelvis3295 Рік тому
His one munchie would be his last munchie
@charlotteharrison6284
@charlotteharrison6284 2 роки тому
Night boys sleep well
@Musicshit137
@Musicshit137 Рік тому
Good night 😴 😀
@sha8342
@sha8342 8 місяців тому
I don’t know which is more pathetic. Karl’s boring life or my listening to it. 🤷‍♀️😂
@roberthayes9842
@roberthayes9842 3 роки тому
Steve loves encouraging Karl but that knob Ricky just takes over, has to be the centre of attention when the real star is Karl
@CJW_Wales
@CJW_Wales Рік тому
* Naar%-£%%
@mattsnap3986
@mattsnap3986 3 роки тому
Kerspunk.
@gillymac9363
@gillymac9363 2 роки тому
Mouth trap. Hungry hungry hom.. I'll stop lol
@lindatruderung9378
@lindatruderung9378 Рік тому
The laughing over the calculator was just annoying. I wanted to hear Karl's story, but couldn't because the two took over the conversation with their stupid loud laughter.
@WolfColaUK
@WolfColaUK Рік тому
I'd rather be a blind mouse.
@TheOnlyBexon
@TheOnlyBexon 2 роки тому
Its honestly annoying listening to this with the sound effects from the show
@davidneal9368
@davidneal9368 Рік тому
Black screen waste of time posting. Waste of money paying U-tube. If I want to see blank screen I put the radio on
@wakingwild8884
@wakingwild8884 Рік тому
Waste of time commenting on this. I'd wager no one cares, except you and a handful of misery guts . It's audio only as are many videos on UKposts, only some are accompanied by a still image.
@chillywilly9058
@chillywilly9058 Рік тому
Easier still just close your eyes.
@gavinbeckley4889
@gavinbeckley4889 Рік тому
Maybe it's just me but I'm coming to the realisation that without karl, Ricky would have no material and he would sound like he does on these podcasts. A petulant bully of a child who never got told not to pull the wings off butterflies. Banter is the word bullies use when then know they are up against someone with more Intellect and heart in their little toe than the bully has in its entirety. You are the preeminent philosopher of our time call so please do these talks alone and not with energy vampires making your beautiful questioning of the world more about them and there dark vibrations. My love and light, eternally karl xx
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