Keegan-Michael Key - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Keegan-Michael Key - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - This Is Not Happening

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Keegan-Michael Key wanted to do a good deed, but things took quite a turn.
Original airdate: January 22, 2015
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 388

@TheXTREMEQMAN Рік тому

I miss This Is Not Happening, only real real reason I stay subbed lol

@chuckhunter77 Рік тому

Pretty sure they got rid of it to get back at Ari for talking to Netflix.

@joshuamiller3201 Рік тому

They need to bring this back

@mer-ka-ba- Рік тому

Tldr; CC sucks and continues to get worse

@kohlsnider4920 Рік тому

ari is remaking it at joe rogans new club under a new name

@jayyydizzzle Рік тому

Same

@gregoriomunoz4754 Рік тому

Fun fact: Keegan's brother is the creator of Static Shock and his fellow Mad TV alum, Phil Lamarr, voices the character in the animated series.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Рік тому

I loved that show when I was a kid :} thanks for sharing that

@gregoriomunoz4754 Рік тому

@@goofballbiscuits3647 I don't just mean the animated series, I mean his brother created the comic book character and co created a whole comic book universe that was doing quite well. Well enough for DC to buy them out and use the characters. Keegan's brother is Dwayne McDuffie.

@goofballbiscuits3647 Рік тому

@@gregoriomunoz4754 that's awesome, man. What a talented family.

@THESILVERNARUTO Рік тому

SERIOUSLY?!?!? mind blown

@gregoriomunoz4754 Рік тому

@@THESILVERNARUTO Yes, it's one of my favorite nerd/comic book facts.

@Mr_Jish Рік тому

It took Keegan describing a gentleman as looking like a cross between a beaten down golden retriever and sad Gary Busey to realize... That just describes Gary Busey 😂

@NickRoman Рік тому

Well, Gary Busey _now_

@Mr_Jish 10 місяців тому

@@NickRoman Hahahahaha very true, very true.

@codyhaas1008 8 місяців тому

I love Gary Busey and holy god I laughed so hard I cried 😂

@SumNutOnU2b Рік тому

I'm never understand why Keegan didn't blow up into a superstar. I mean, he got popular, sure, but he really should be bigger than he is. This is some serious HNL stuff, man.

@blakeharris58 Рік тому

I think he’s as big as he wants to be. He’s not as creatively ambitious as Jordan Peele.

@SumNutOnU2b Рік тому

@@blakeharris58 that's cool then. If he's happy where he's at, then I wouldn't want to wish the curse of too much on to him. Fame can be hard to handle -- or so I hear, anyway. As long as he gets as much work as he wants, guess that's all that matters.

@DevilWearsAdidas Рік тому

I'm sorry man, but like everyone named blake knows Keegan. Everyone named denise ect ect.

@justonbuster5464 Рік тому

@@DevilWearsAdidas DE-NICE!

@josephperez2004 Рік тому

@Blake Harris The two of them really did form a powerhouse, but they simply had different trajectories they wanted to pursue. And that's alright. It happens and being able to part ways amicably is an important option to be able to accept.

@borislav6561 Рік тому

Such a wholesome guy helping Jeff out like that. 🤣🤣🤣

@jashanestone Рік тому

Little did Keagan fail to understand, his "angel on his shoulder" is actually his inner crackhead trying to break free.. 🤣🤣🤣

@orangeziggy348 Рік тому

Correct. It’s immature Intuition.

@wisdomprepper Рік тому

He came in with them crackseses?! The crackseses!? *shuffles around rapidly* WHAAAAAAAT THE CRACKSESES!

@rukus9585 Рік тому

"Little did he fail to understand"? Pftbwahahah 😅😂

@DiamondEubanks Рік тому

😂😂😂

@kenmarshall6309 Рік тому

"A crack of cocaine"...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bishopboo112 Рік тому

My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I’m crying watching this. This is not happening helped me through so much. Listening to these comedians stories made me realize that my life wasn’t as bad as I imagined back then and it helped me turn shitty situations into funny stories later in life. Forever grateful for the great times this show brought me.

@slantdwave Рік тому

Does she understand now?

@UrbanGuitarLegend Рік тому

@@slantdwave LOL🤣😂

@reee_4067 Рік тому

oh it's bad if you are on Jeff's POV

@cheesecakeoverload7339 Рік тому

i love your pfp

@WYLDXHORSE23 Рік тому

this show helped me through a rough time also. I had no idea other ppl felt that way about this show that's awesome

@grundle.chunder Рік тому

I didn't ever expect to hear anyone else tell a story like this. I have a similar one and it seems likely there are many many others. It's strange to imagine the mindset of individuals who go about their lives using manipulation and exploitation of the naive as casually as a bus pass.

@flarp671 Рік тому

As someone who works with drug addicts, I'm stealing the last line. That was extremely well-put.

@Not2DaySatn Рік тому

Same here! I have definitely listened to that angel in the past and let me just say it didn't turn out right. After listening to his encounter I will not be so generous in the future 😂.

@reddunk3744 Рік тому

Bruh they created segregation for a reason. You got the money to stay on your side of town stay there

@Ben_of_Milam_Music Рік тому

That's what hard drugs do to people. Nothing matters to you other than getting your next hit.

@yuin3320 Рік тому

@@reddunk3744 LOL, that "reason" was a rampant, unchecked mewling need for a sense of superiority over others (along with the incomprehensible wealth and influence enabled by feeding into that culture of superiority due to the ruthless exploitation it engendered) which led to centuries of damage. Then after centuries of damage and cultural sabotage, dumbasses act like the current day results are _only_ explicable if it were all genetically predetermined.

@danthegeetarman Рік тому

Hilarious. I love his storytelling. So good

@YAH_ONLY Рік тому

Stand up makes a funny person hilarious. This guy is a TITAN

@justjokes-shorts9239 Рік тому

Hilarious. I adore his narrative style. Very good

@sonnychhuon2694 Рік тому

Magnificent story telling!! So much happened in that 6 minutes. 👏

@007ajez Рік тому

The ratio from crack to VCR is 1:1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I lost it

@youngconfidence8666 Рік тому

“I hope you don’t mind” that sent me 😂

@kenswireart88 Рік тому

Didn't know he did stand up..this is genius because there's an underlying theme present and the moral of the story is you can get fooled by your conscience and after you have faced the consequence your conscience will tell you to do that again and u have to be strong enough to say shut up. This is how narcissists take advantage of you over and over again. So this is not only funny there's another story being told.

@TheSunshineGroup Рік тому

95% of comedian actors do stand up as well ;)

@WalterWhiterH2O Рік тому

Pretty sure he started with stand up lmao

@Mrposi Рік тому

He started in standup

@dsa513 Рік тому

Great moral lesson you learned Socrates!

@user-vt1gq8eh4g Рік тому

This wasn't actual stand-up, this is called "This is Happening" a show where people tell crazy stories...most of the people are stand-ups but some people are regular celebrities telling crazy stories. This is not his stand-up.

@Robert-xp4ii Рік тому

This is exactly how my life seems to go. Great stories but surprised I'm still here. 😂

@jamesdelcol3701 Рік тому

That was the moment to drive off. 🤣 Great set!

@MsZephyra Рік тому

I just now realized he grew up in the Detroit area, like me...made my day!!

@chewycenter7690 Рік тому

There's a rumor among my cousins that he grew up around the block from them. They used to speak of a kid named Keegan long before he would have been old enough to drive Jeff around. I lived a few blocks further, but never saw the kid.

@Xenc5 Рік тому

I fast forwarded the spoiler and intro, only to realise this episode doesn’t have one. Thank you very much! 👏

@Bobainthome Рік тому

Love this man...

@kristian1679 Рік тому

Tell me you smoked crack without telling me you smoked crack.

@zerorespect9475 Рік тому

They need to bring this series back.

@jje9999 Рік тому

Ok so we’re just taking out the intro and putting out the stories from this series?

@JacyndaMinor Рік тому

Oh wow! I didn’t even realize. I’ve always hated the intro. Also, my little sister is named Janessa!

@willwrite3675 Рік тому

@@JacyndaMinor me too. They are creepy

@brandonjustis Рік тому

classic story. hopefully this is not happening comes back soon!

@WalterWhiterH2O Рік тому

You can't not love this guy. Everything he does is absolute gold.

@charlieHood1579 Рік тому

Somebody needs to animate this fast😂

@bradhickman6740 Рік тому

Paulytoons for Rogan is great

@RockPowerUSA Рік тому

"Hey Angel FO!"😅

@matthewtE Рік тому

Man, I sure do miss MadTV! I used to sneak behind my parent's couch late at night to watch the show back in 6th grade!

@AylerProductions Рік тому

The legend of Jeff lol

@annebruecks7381 Рік тому

😂 Right?

@WattWireNet Рік тому

I love Keagan, and am so happy he got off easy that night.

@schiros123 Рік тому

This is undissappointingly one of the best stories i've ever heard told.

@anjayl Рік тому

Seriously ?

@gofannon1943 Рік тому

Straight legend.

@melfreemans Рік тому

My dad had a 76 Le Sabre. I loved that car!!!

@100samanthamarie Рік тому

He’s really fun to listen to!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@hannah-th3jx Рік тому

God Bless you.

@Tmacbh Рік тому

Times are hard for Comedy Central if they are down to recycling old material on UKposts... Should have treated your comedians better! Now Netflix has them.

@tellmesomething2412 Рік тому

They've been doing it for years.

@humbean5683 Рік тому

Well take for example this very show was stolen from a comedian

@Jona5n 5 місяців тому

This man's talent is so underrated

@marshallelliott8894 Рік тому

More "This is not happening" please!!!

@mightisright Рік тому

I love this guy.

@flyingchong Рік тому

1:32 there’s Toad. I keep forgetting he played him. Then I remembered that he (and Peele) have done numerous impressions for a living 👏👏🍄

@alvaromd3203 11 місяців тому

Absolutely great performance

@jared829 8 місяців тому

I swear they need to bring this is not happening back

@stevemrayz357 Рік тому

That incident was exactly like a Key and Peele sketch

@chidij.5723 Рік тому

Facts 😂😂 i thought the same

@Wavemaninawe Рік тому

Starring: Keegan Michael-Key as Jeff & VCR owner #3 Jordan Peele as Keegan Michael-Key & Guardian Angel

@blakerackley8874 Рік тому

"Talk about the burns!"

@Vector-jm1qk Рік тому

4:47 Perfected Regret

@AncientSlugThrower 7 місяців тому

That Lost Boys joke hit a little close to home. Excellent set.

@jje9999 Рік тому

I do love this story I’ve had almost the same car! 85

@BeastNationXIV Рік тому

"In 1990..." *Instantly cues up Can't Touch This instrumental*

@3RDEYELOVE Рік тому

Keegan know he tried IT that day.😂

@suchaveggiegal 7 місяців тому

The “angel” definitely had me in plenty sketchy situations. I LIVED!!! but I swear the things I’ve done in the name of “helping someone”…lol gahtdayum

@denisfolcik1373 Рік тому

Last time I gave a ride to some random person, I was stoned as hell. Started talking to some random dude, and he said he would give me 10 bucks for a ride. Ended up letting him smoke some of my pot on the ride, and part way through he says, actually take me here instead. Tells me he was going to have me drive him to a Crack house, which I didn't think even existed in our rural/country area, but after smoking pot he changed his mind. The place I ended up dropping him off at looked exactly like what a country crack house looks like in your mind. Never again will I give a ride to a stranger haha.

@christinanevils3376 3 місяці тому

Loved it!

@loxho217 Рік тому

"400ft to the gallon" lmmfao

@anniacopeland8321 Рік тому

Story of my life!!! I swear

@carl_anderson9315 Рік тому

2:50 As soon as he did the arm swing, I knew Jeff was a crackhead.

@tafaridh Рік тому

I've known some Jeff's. Glad Keegan went on to make awesome stuff!

@roadlesstraveled34 9 місяців тому

Presents... A crack cocaine...😂😂😂

@billyllewis Рік тому

I believe this or similar really happened. We’ve all been in a situation of life or death is a coin flip away when strangers are involved.

@CheebsCheeby Рік тому

I had a very similar situation happen to me when I lived in Chicago.

@chrisstanton70 Рік тому

I remember encountering a homeless guy a second time later in my life. The first time he was all jacked and healthy looking because he just got out of prison. We had a long conversation and I got him an iced tea and pack of smokes from the gas station. The second time he was all emaciated and I couldn't understand a word he was saying when I tried talking to him, like he was some crazy old man. It was kind of sad tbh.

@vint.k1727 Рік тому

That was a really good little standup routine. He should do more standup.

@perfectlessness Рік тому

The funny thing is that all his work is considered as "good deed", because this much laughing that he made us do, can only count as good deed! lol😅

@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler Рік тому

Screwsched down in the chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonathancorea1 Рік тому

Water down version of This is Not Happening. Thank you Ari!

@fortnex9972 Рік тому

Fkin genious. He can make a history from nowhere!!!

@seanalbro3689 Рік тому

"and that's how I met Peele"

@ColeVickSheepShearer Рік тому

You helped him by transporting him. I woulda been out like the flash

@BigWalt30522 Рік тому

I can imagine allll of this happening lmfaoo

@nerffej Рік тому

Jeff has to be an inspiration for hypothetical criminal.

@jonathanstatham88 8 місяців тому

I 100% believe this is probably a true story lol❤

@samuelching8193 10 місяців тому

Dude that's fuxkin funny

@soconoha8495 Рік тому

Right after me, buddy, right after me.

@KuLaidTheeEntertainer Рік тому

"North of 8 mile" lol he fs know where to be at

@______IV Рік тому

This EXACT thing happened to me.

@grant5501 Рік тому

Same thing happened to me in flint. Must be a michigan thing.

@Cryptic_Muse Рік тому

SO…I’m aware he’s male and I’m female but I see myself in K.M. Key & not just sometimes, nearly ALL the time. All the way back even before “Coach Hines!“ Words can’t even express what a positive influence he’s been in my life and the lives of others.

@culliecia 11 місяців тому

Appreciate the reupload since he was murdered 4:35

@supjay3945 Рік тому

This actually sounds familiar: About 18 or 19. I was at a friends house and went home to get something but saw a lady trying to hitch a ride. I ended up taking her to 4 stores before I just left her there. I was 2 hrs late to my my friends house

@DanJackson1977 6 місяців тому

Keegan doesnt age. Hes looked the same since the 90s

@AnthonyPosi Рік тому

Damn I almost thought this jam was still on.

@mrbean3470 Рік тому

This is the very reason I do not indulge anymore. Been burned too many times. Good stuff.

@YatWeh Рік тому

'#MY' 👑 of 👑's ♾️

@TheInsaneAsylum123 Рік тому

How old is this clip do they still make this show?

@dylanherron3963 Рік тому

Man that was my first reaction/initial confusion. Description says air date is 2015. Which makes sense cause I'm pretty sure "This Is Not Happening" hasn't been a thing for 5 years. I was VERY stoked to see a "new upload" a few minutes ago.

@negao360 Рік тому

Was "Jeff" the guy trying to buy a zip line, a bow and arrow, a suit of armor, some roller skates, an m80, and a cartoon money bag💰 for "Christmas" in April?😂

@brucewayne2184 Рік тому

4:47 imagine if he farts when he's jumping

@aidanyelsma7762 Рік тому

I went to the Meijer on 8 mile last Monday.

@apanamakamu Рік тому

Somehow i was waiting for Jordan Peele to cameo in the crowd, saying: "What about me.. I can take it".

@TheMacabreVault101 Рік тому

I really thought I found another key and peele skit for sec

@Tobikoyum7 Рік тому

$1 equals plausible deniability, a ride equals get away driver.

@KingGameReview Рік тому

classic Jeff

@_clorp Рік тому

Straight up helped out a homeless guy near 8 mile and he pulled out a tiny pocket knife and tried to car jack me 🤣 I took him to a nearby taco bell instead