Jesus technically isn't a "western" name, but at the same time it is... But whatevs

​@@iels7346 world is round so doesnt matter

@@tubamustafabingol2588 Wait a minute, the world is round? when did this happen?

@@seerofallthatisobvious1316 in the medievil times galieo galilei found out the world was round by scientific research

@@seerofallthatisobvious1316 240 B.C. (I know you were joking, but I had to; for the few non-trolling 17 flat earther weirdos still out there 🙂)

Half the joke was missing.

I call my wife’s purse “The Bottomless Bag of Mystery.”

Shalit was born in New York City and raised in Newark and Morristown, New Jersey.[1] Shalit is of Jewish ancestry.[4 Who would'a guessed?

Will Smith: KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

I only once went out with a woman who had a tight...................oh, "purse" !! Sorry.

@@mikeball6182 Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

Dark humour is like a kid with terminal leukemia, it never gets old

@@gzeuskraiste lmfao

Lois**

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@@swag_master8925 Quiet goofy

@@Meepie_Playz no

@@swag_master8925 Goofy

Well he is married to Mila Kunis so I'm sure it was easy for Family Guy to get Ashton to appear.

​@@jackwhitbread4583and Ashton is the perfect example of a goofy wacky guy. I love him. He makes me laugh.

That wasn’t a sweat shop. It was a dry cleaner’s.

I got it. My sister went there 20 years ago so I just happened to understand the pun.

I did understand the New Deli one, but not the Gene Shallit one lol

Used to be Bombay didn't it?

@@PotterPossum1989 No, that's Mumbai

@@classiclife7204 New Delhi used to be Old Delhi. New York used to be Nieuw Amsterdam, shave and a haircut used to be two bits.

Interestingly, his review of Brokeback Mountain, directed by Ang Lee who was mentioned just seconds earlier, was viewed as homophobic for his opinion of Jake Gyllenhaal's character, and he was defended by his gay son named, wait for it... Peter

Movie critic

He was in Jerry McGuire also

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@@agirlhasnoname1472 valar morghulis

@@beautifulchlorophyll2285 valar dohaeris 😁💙

Hey wavey baby

We meet again🗿