Update: Danny has been hospitalized with a broken back for carrying the entire rap community

And here we see how Danny’s coping with quarantine.

“This sh*t’s sparkling like her eyes” Don’t even try to tell me this song doesn’t have romance

If all ads were like this , I wouldn’t skip it

Danny: hey babe, don’t use the stairs for about an hour okay? Laura: why? Danny: I’m doing a thing

Imagine la croix uses this as a ad

'We don't need no drugs tonight' Literally the next line: 'Injecting coconut into my veins-'

I love that Danny's songs are always just ever so slightly not family friendly

The song is good and all but can we take a moment to appreciate Laura as the real star of this video

What I have learned today: - Absolutely nothing school-related - La Croix is healthier than lean

Danny’s wife pretending to be a store clerk and a sherif makes me laugh so much

“We ain’t doin crimes” - killing the homies - robbing a Ralph’s - running from the cops Idk sounds like crimes to me

Therapist: La Croix box Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. La Croix box Danny: 0:28

Danny: we don’t need no drugs Also Danny: Injecting coconut into my veins

My therapist: deep voice Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you Deep voice Danny: 0:02

La Croix: Okay we’ll sponsor just be subtle Danny:

I wasn’t slapped by legal, I was slapped with a good song.

Government: Only go out to buy the essentials. Danny: *30 cases of la croix later* Sure.

The fact that he flipped his turn signal on at 1:41 gets me every goddamn time

I love that the song gets darker and darker as the song goes on

Little bit goofier ✔ Little bit sillier ✔ Little bit wacky ✔ Drinking La Croix ✔

Half the population: “I hate La Croix” The other half: *this video*

I used to think this song was pretty funny, and then I started drinking La Croix. The lyrics are no longer humorous, they're just relatable. And the hilarious part is that I only started drinking La Croix because of Danny's tier list video. Now I can't stop.

There's no drugs at this party, just murder and La Croix

if this doesn't get you their sponsorship

Did you know: This is Danny's second channel, where he gets a little goofy and drinks La Croix

Danny: *runs out of la croix* People who work at Ralph's: *nervous sweating*

Danny's singing voice is so underrated

Danny: we ain't doin crimes also Danny: I'd kill them all for one lacroix

Danny trying his hardest to make his voice deeper

idk why, but the vibe of the music video being of such a lower budget than his other songs gives it a distinct taste

Danny is gonna name his kids "La" and "Croix"

“Like the kind of party that ends at nine” is about the most accurate description of any drink I’ve ever read

Picturing Laura somewhere in the house trying to study for online university while Danny is in the kitchen hollering about la Croix

God this song just... genuinely slaps so hard. The amount of times I've listened to this is NOT healthy

“Like a party in my mouth but the kind of party that ends at nine” And “Like a party in my mouth if everyone at the party just died” Are the most accurate descriptions of La Croix I’ve ever heard

"tastes like a party in my mouth but the kind of party that ends 9" best line in the whole song

“Oh ****** I ran out” *Yeah probably cause they are stacked on your stairs*

Laura as a cop is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen.

The Danny Gonzales' main channel fanbase is Greg The second channel's fanbase is the LaCroix sippers

Danny: "not tryna get too crazy." Also Danny: "INJECTING COCONUT INTO MY VEINS."

I feel like you could play this at any party where no one knows English and they would dance and not question it

I started drinking La Croix because of Danny, I think they got free advertisement

Danny should advertise his channel with this as an ad starting at 0:28

Man inventing la croix: (Drinking water) “Hmmm... I wish this hurt”

everyone's talking about the "party in my mouth...everyone just died" line, but no one's talking about the other version where he says it's like a party that ends at nine which i think is way funnier

im not 100% percent sure but... i think that danny likes la croix

0:53 these lines are the freshest rhymes I’ve ever heard😂😂

danny: we dont need no drugs also danny: *tries to get la croix into his system any way he can*

Remember to listen to this record on repeat while you sleep Gregs

Still can't believe Danny isn't getting sponsored by La Croix

listening to this while drinking la croix is a whole different experience.

Danny's progressive music production has made his songs unironically better

Danny: we don't need no drugs tonight Danny, immediately after: *INJECTING COCONUT INTO MY VEINS*

Laura's acting is giving me life. I love how she's so willing to be in your videos

Laura as the cop is probably the best casting I’ve ever seen

This video is the personality of everyone that drinks La Croix

you’re telling me this ISN’T a cody ko “let’s write a song” spoof with Lacroix actually sponsoring?

you should know, Danny, that the reason La Croix did not sponsor you is because they have they ever done any traditional advertising at all. They are very proud of that. If they were a normal company they probably would have. But they are canadian and very proud of the fact that they have sold pretty much every can on the basis of pretty packaging and genuinely being a pretty good product. which honestly slaps pretty hard. imagine making a product so good you don't even have to tell people it's good, they just already know. imagine how you'd sleep at night. like just knowing you built something that good that people just told all the people they loved because they wanted their loved ones to be happy experiencing violent, tasty water too. not only because it's superior to other violent waters, but because it's so elevated above water that it's one step beneath other, more indulgent beverages and there are people who have gone "I am trying to stop drinking Pepsi (a company that has spent billions of dollars on advertising) by drinking more La Croix (a company who has never even once spent a dime)" that's gotta feel pretty good. that's a product you can go to work and make and honestly be kinda like "yeah, it does slap at least a little"

I ain't buying lacroix till they finally sponsor this man

La Croix translates from French to "The Cross" Danny = Jesus

“like a party in my mouth, but the kind of party that ends at nine” god that’s the most accurate description of la croix i’ve ever heard.

Why is no one talking about the tube line? That is legit Danny's funniest moment ever. So unexpected.

You can see la croix in the fridge when Danny says he just ran out

Le Croix tastes like if someone thought really hard about a flavor while drinking sparkling water

I thought the next song was gonna be “slapped by legal”

0:27 is the best thing I've ever seen

The more I hear this song the more I get addicted to this, and I thought this song wasn't as good at first.

danny: "we aint doing crimes" danny 1 minute later: committing armed robbery

He really is a musical genius tho. Like all his songs are jokey but they BOP.

i had a migraine all day and then i listened to your music thread and now it is gone. thank u.

I love how you always emphasize not doing drugs in your songs. They’re made for comedic purposes, but it’s an overarching theme that’s subtle enough for listeners to not feel like they’re being preached to. You’re doing good work 🙌🙌

“It tastes like a party in my mouth if everyone at that party just died” literally made me spit with laughter XD my new favorite line ever XD

Me: does normal human tings Danny: takes shots of La Croix

This is Danny's second channel where he likes to get a little bit sillier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit goofier. Oh, and he also likes to drink La Croix.

Laura wearing a paper with SHERIFF written on it in sharpie has me deceased 😭😭😭

next on my strange addiction “My name is Danny, and I’m addicted to drinking La Croix”

Literally any other song artist: *Makes a song* Danny: HOLD MY LA CROIX

It’s honestly insane knowing now that La Croix wanted to send him a package after this video.

I’ve never seen someone sponsor something so hard without actually being sponsored

“Like a party in my mouth but everyone at the party just died” truly inspiring... i think?

Laura in his video is so wholesome I cry

La Croix never having sponsored Danny is the biggest malpractice I have ever seen.

“Like a party in my mouth but the kind of party that ends at 9” the most accurate description of La Croix I’ve ever heard.

Everyone: stocking up on toilet paper Danny: lA cRoIx

Danny: we ain't doing crimes Also danny: I killed them for one la croix

If you didn't know this, this is Danny's SECOND channel. Where he gets wacky, silly and drinks La Croix.

Real shit tho: This man's music lowkey hits hard.

Danny trying to convince himself he likes La Croix:

Little did he know that almost 2 years later he would go on a La Croix boycott

I feel like I’m betraying Greg cause I have never drunk La Croix

I could see Danny making this without being in quarantine.

In case you guys didnt know this is his second channel where he gets a little goofy

ok but the "sparkling water with the boys" line goes so hard. top tier slant rhyming

i like how hes dressed like and sounds like a frat boy but is singing having a perfectly legal party with a healthy drink of la croix

I know I'm not the only one that thinks this but if Danny were to try and make it in the industry and took it seriously I know he would

This is dannys second channel, where he gets a little wacky and drinks la croix.

the fact that la croix didn't sponsor you after this song is a crime

I listen to music like this at full volume 24/7 and still wonder why my family doesn't talk to me.

This is La Croix's best ad and they didn't even have to pay for it. I've never had a La Croix but now I wanna buy a whole case.