Lewis Black's Commencement Speech at UCSD. More from UCSD's Marshall College: marshall.ucsd.edu/ More from Lewis at: lewisblack.com/
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@CarveMyNameInStone10 років тому
My heart was torn apart, the man was sincere and he was in tears in the end. Great speech.
@Raddland10 років тому
The end of this speech knocked it out of the park.
@donvuong2810 років тому
I could have not asked for a better speaker. Thank you Lewis for making my graduation memorable
@koishooter10 років тому
Most comedians come to commencements with the intention of providing entertainment. Black came to redirect the superficial, and materialistic values of a generation. He did it, and he was funnier than hell... easily one of the best commencement speeches ever given.
@munchie94410 років тому
so was I. He speaks from his heart. He speaks the truth. The tears come from caring and absolute honesty. His emotions and his passion are what makes him a great human being and also, an incredibly funny guy. If you get to where he is in his life and I hope we all do, you see the ridiculous and absurdity that life is. Do what you love...always...don't let assholes get you down. Be idealistic till it hurts and don't lose your dreams...they're yours. Be well and God speed.....
@Tauromaja10 років тому
This is absolutely brilliant. I honor your wrath, sir!
@Edeus10 років тому
Awww he was crying at the end... Go Lewis we love you!
@dancingqueendc7 років тому
If only I had his advice at high school commencement... (I gave my class of '93 our farewell comencement speech. I wrote about John Lennon, Jesus, Ghandi & Dr.MLKJ, peace and nonviolence civil disobedience as a solution to mis-communication/wars, that was published in all SAT tests after, and I quoted obscure Grammy Award winning singer-songwriters of the 80s-90s... I also told my class in similar fashion to stay young at heart, embrace and be proud of our idealism, and do what they love that makes them happy... Cuz we want to make our world a better place... He makes me laugh so hard tears fall from my eye... I met Mr. Lewis Black, after I moved to DC 98-99 after my 1st 6yr of college)... - He is an inspiration and comforting to know, realizing you must laugh because it is the best medicine to keep us sane amidst the insanity of our world, DC, our society.... It was a priviledge to shake his hand and buy his CD, cuz as my university newspaper sr.editor, starving artists must respect the trade, arts and show that everyone should support local community/members... My life is richer that I am in the community with the Political Philisopher and Social Activist Comic Lewis Black... He as a writer, artist is someone with common senses that we can look up to: you are an American Hero, and I would vote for Lewis Black for our President, cuz he knows how to delegate respinsibility... (after all I voted for David Letterman last time I went to a presidential election poll... ) It's sad/satire that comics are smarter and more concerned for the general public's/our well-being than our elected politicians, representatives, and leaders.... So funny and true that I'm all teary-eyed.
@joannilson29003 роки тому
This was simply phemonal!! How I so wish he had been my college commencement speaker ...and I graduated 50 years ago!! I particularly love the line that "your sense of humor is your life preserver in this vale of tears" - WOW! Truer words never spoken! God bless Lewis!!!
@richardburton683810 років тому
Lewis Black should make more commencement speeches.
@netsquall9 років тому
Wow didn't expect to see Lewis get all emotional at the end there!
@idomake44297 років тому
I've never seen him get chocked up like that either. I've known since I first saw him that this was a man with some real passion though. I like that he gives all of us permission to real get ticked off at stupid.
@garricksaro13805 років тому
Lewis Black has always been my favorite comedian and human being. Thank you Lewis.
@janeythompson18342 роки тому
I've been a fan of Lewis Black for as long as I can remember (5 to 10 years anyway) and I can't imagine there's ever been a better commencement speech that was real (and not phony baloney phooey, 'you're the best and the brightest' blah blah blah)
@wingwriter200010 років тому
@ Emmanuel...he did get emotional. It gave sincerity to his words.
@tomitstube10 років тому
best commencement speech ever.
@GailColeman2 роки тому
I love this man! He makes more good points, from decades of life experience, than any politician ever has. Now, here's the one thing I have learned that I am telling young people and Lewis also touched on this : If you have a dream, even if it's just to backpack across Europe, do it NOW! I have seen and heard (even for myself) "If I had known then...". Well, you DO KNOW! You have to! Please, understand that you will not stay young. DO WHAT YOU WANT NOW! Before you start climbing the corporate ladder, before you marry and have kids, go on that trek or whatever, because after those other things are part of your life, it gets much more difficult to pursue your original dream. The career and family and mortgage will be much harder to juggle with a month long trip to Peru or wherever your dream is. 3 words to remember-Do It Now.
@claudec25887 років тому
That was really great. I hope some of the kids were listening.
@BeastNationXIV9 років тому
Thanks Lewis. I needed this. (Especially that part about what you want to do rather than what your parents want you to do...)
@sebastian27200710 років тому
I really enjoyed his speech, it very simple and RIGHT
@munchie9449 років тому
he speaks from the heart and has no fear. he couldn't be clearer. be better than us....
@jhe0013 роки тому
What a great keynote speaker! Imagine, Lewis Black talking to you! You are very lucky.
@oleeb6 місяців тому
What a good and decent and kind hearted human being Lewis Black is!
@BrianFedirko5 років тому
beautifully heart felt. Lewis you rock.
@dechinta10 років тому
I love him!
@1111awake7 років тому
That was beautiful Lewis. You continue to be my favourite life coach.
@cameronlopez20323 роки тому
Wow! Amazing speech!
@anthonygairo92123 роки тому
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Lewis Black.
@Historian2128 років тому
To those who asked about Lewis's last name: that's his legal name. As his parents are Jewish, it is probably a direct translation of the name "Schwartz," which means -- hold on -- "black." (The name change probably happened when whatever ancestor arrived here from Europe.)
@sagerider27 років тому
The same happened with my grandparents. When they arrived they changed their name from Neumann to Newman.
@themadmallard2 роки тому
holy cow that was deadly 5:22 , "..If these weren't the best years of your life... start over!"
@billyramone34136 років тому
I thought I was going crazy, thanks Lewis
@TheDeFiler3167 років тому
Hell of a speech!
@etrigan13895 років тому
Wow I've never seen Lewis tear up like that
@mathewbaught76279 років тому
I thought he was going to be obnoxious, but I'm really glad he was there to be my commencement speaker.
@stormwatcher598 років тому
+Mathew baught man, you were one of the lucky ones! :)
@anneoneill2804 роки тому
I love Lewis Black!
@thenekom10 років тому
This was a lot better than I expected.
@lewisbreland10 років тому
Some of the best advice ever given. :D
@JamieRobles110 років тому
What I needed to hear when I graduated.
@jfishization10 років тому
He is spot on regarding his comments about having all the facts in your pocket (phone). Use it! My generation improvised. I excelled in bullshit. Just repeated what the idiots told me right back to them and closed major national sales deals. Now you (new generation) have the facts to cut through it all and make sound decisions. In this economy you need the information. Hopefully you will know how to use it...In the meantime I am kicking back listening to LB...F-it!...Good luck, happy hunting....
@VvDOPAMEANvV10 років тому
A god damned beautiful ending!
@pranksterguy110 років тому
He's the best!
@ianmartinezcassmeyer10 років тому
Finally, someone who gets it.
@jessicabeek388310 років тому
I love him :)
@dalebriles15284 роки тому
Wow. Powerful.
@ricsanders695 років тому
Wow...amazing!
@sagerider27 років тому
I never went to any graduation but my Jr High School one. I gave my mother a choice, between that, HS & College. It was a good choice. at the other 2 people actually died at the ceremony. I also didn't want to spend money for a funny hat. And I certainly did what Lewis Black said, I did what I liked. I also worked my way through college. So, I only had a debt of 2,000 when I graduated from UCSD.
@nedludd762211 місяців тому
So did I, but I was in the class of '70. At that time we paid $300/year in student fees.
@besamemucho510 років тому
i hope it becomes a trend asking comedians to do commencement speeches...
@ivyc79104 роки тому
Brilliant...
@margaretfleming21514 роки тому
Lewis tells it like it is..........do what makes youear happy.........and money is not the answer being happy is......and women you have a chance out there........I got to learn a job that 25 years ago was hard to get.......it payed great I got to be outside and some one accurately Listen to me..,...... unfortunately I got ill and to retire but them were best years of my life...........so women or men go for your dreams you 'll be happier in life................the job was fiber optic inspector.............I loved it and learned so many new things and guess what a women did it👩🦳🌵
@johntomlinson70324 роки тому
I saw Lewis Black a College in NY State the other year.
@Ray3333NY11 місяців тому
Thank you Lewis. I said many of these same things to my graduating college seniors
@LukeDeVari10 років тому
"If these weren't the best years of your life, then start over" As a recent college grad who despised the entire experience, it looks like I'm going to be buying a .45 caliber reset button
@Crazymofoinamajikbox10 років тому
That isn't restarting. That's quitting. The best years of your life aren't necessarily your college years. The best years of your life are the ones you are happiest in, and those can always be topped.
@toobasaurus234 роки тому
Shows the ignorance of the audience that BBT gets the most applause of all of Lewis's work. This man is a Genius!
@NadaCero9 років тому
He should be the president
@katelinnelson68946 років тому
Eagle of Death Metal I feel like he would be pissed at even the thought of this, haha!!
@Dreamer128885 років тому
He would probably resign on the first day in office.
@gerristephenson72774 роки тому
I love Lewes Black!
@shanewright3444 роки тому
I told an idiot employer that they were an idiot once. I was soon looking for a new job, and my employer was no longer an idiot - instead, I had become an idiot. Yes, Lewis is right. The world is full of us.
@mocurio10 років тому
I wish Lewis Black was my professor. He almost got emotional at the end of his speech.
@lwblack6410 років тому
+Rhymenoceros Same reason mine is. Ancestry dictated what his name would be. My particular case is that a German gentleman named 'Schwarz', which means black in German, moved from Germany to America, married an American Indian girl and changed his name to sound more English sounding so the name would not stand out as being different...
@OhSoLiliana10 років тому
VERY jealous of Mr. Black's appearance! I wish he was there at my commencement, too.
@couponville18 років тому
I didn't realize Lewis Black was that accomplished. Congratulations Louis with a dog named fart liquor
@WhyPhigh3 роки тому
If God loves America, Lewis Black will run for President and WIN !
@Favourites6106 років тому
I was there
@eligebrown89988 років тому
that would be cool to have him speak at a graduation
@larrylinn85895 років тому
I want him to speak at my funeral!
@larrylinn85895 років тому
I want him to speak at my funeral!
@AlexanderHarris7 років тому
Had kind've a rocky start, but the last half was gold.
@isbourne10 років тому
Lewis Black starts at 1:42.
@tootsla12525 років тому
It's true. College, a four-year aging vat when paid for by mom and dad, is the quintessential deal. It's a four-year party. Especially in La Jolla, CA, at UC San Diego. Dorms with billion dollar views of the La Jolla cove. If that view doesn't make you appreciate life every time you see it, you need a heart and soul. Party on kids!
@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit20235 років тому
Idiots may be idiots but they have a memory 😭😭😭😭
@GoogleIsAPieceOfShit20235 років тому
Begin at 1:45
@thedavecorp2 роки тому
Starts 1:55
@knowledgehunter89192 роки тому
The best part 11:30
@YesThatDanРік тому
Amen
@JorgeRodriguez-iq7vb3 роки тому
Is it possible that only comedians speak the truth?
@geraldhard15625 років тому
Lewis b. Back to school, hmm Rodney dangerfield. Lewis the funniest man on the plant
@johnodalke10 років тому
The introduction is painfully tedious.
@wisconsinfarmer47424 роки тому
The chancellor is a riot too.
@conniewalker-carter58358 років тому
Hail Alma Mater
@jump2hell11710 років тому
this is awkward without laughter
@Kane61510 років тому
It's quite literally the name scribbled on his birth certificate. There's no big mystery, it's his name. Its like asking why Bill Gates has Gates for a last name, it just is.
@billybobkingston56043 роки тому
80 thousand dollars in debt to see Lewis Black being polite, mad world, ha ha
@Kane61510 років тому
Because that's his birth name?
@pikachu51886 років тому
Lewis Black for Vice-President !! Bernie Sanders for POTUS 2020 !
@sirnonapplicable10 років тому
Better try to convince the LAPD to do that shit for free then, mate
@seanmiller17404 роки тому
They didn’t get the punch line...
@SamMadrid13 роки тому
I wonder what these graduates are doing today and if they are following any of the charges he put forward to them? My guess, very few of them have and those that have, very little. Lewis was wrong on one thing--- yes Social security is broke and won´t be there for these graduates but our generation put the money there, the politicians spent it and most of it was not on us. His and my generation gave the US the legacy of the opportunities that America has always offered to its citizens and the world along with the freedom to pursue the individual dreams Lewis told them to pursue. In truth, it is the generation of these graduates that have started America on the decline and put at risk the future for the generations behind them.
@YesThatDanРік тому
I don't follow. The generation of these graduates are just getting out of school. They haven't yet had the chance to screw things up. Why are you hanging this on them?
@JiveDadson10 років тому
He lost me at taxes, but he recovered well.
@noahvr56752 роки тому
💞💞💓💓💋💋💋💝💝💘💘
@JamesHarris-4 роки тому
The way it works: We pay our taxes, congress squanders it on nonsense.
@devolutioninc10 років тому
His humor is dark, hence BLACK.....i guess.
@communistjesus10 років тому
You guys got LEWIS AFRICAN AMERICAN ??... You guys are LUCKY.. We got some Old "self made millionaire" fart. He bored for 2 hours talking about how he made his "wealth". How we would be "better off" voting REPUBEICAN.. Welcome to the USA under OBAMA..!!!OBAMA!!!...Ron Paul/Sarah Palin 3012.. Yes, 3 0 1 2..
@bartaden84853 роки тому
The flimsy park substantially suck because platinum delightfully sparkle for a hapless shame. festive, incredible language
@owendigity15814 роки тому
Who the fuck, i stopped at 56 seconds. Woohoo tv sitcoms?
@irocksixx6 років тому
This was a bit intimidating. Didn't come across funny.