Dead Meat hey dead! Remember me! YEAH IM BACK JAMES

Hi

What’s up Dead meat

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CAN I HAVE A SHOUT OUT I HELPED MAKE ZOMBIE LAND DOUBLE TAP

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I know I was looking for it thinking I missed it but it didnt show

@@njjkwl4448 it didnt show it

qshiei rqe what timestamp?

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The Yeet Corgi it could leave permanent skin damage and he could get things like skin cancer which can lead to death

xlily.angelx yeah it’s just a shame they cut out the worst character punishment, Dave. Dave was forced to smoke a whole cigarette and has a chance of getting lung cancer

MrOrange Sauce i’m pretty sure that’s not how it works, you need to smoke a shit ton of cigarettes to get lung cancer

MrOrange Sauce i’m pretty sure just one cigarette doesn’t cause lung cancer

@@mrorangesauce9770 how old are you lol.......

Honestly, it would’ve been somewhat a bittersweet/wholesome story if Ma had just normally partied with the kids and kept it at that

​@@CarassiusAunah, that would have just been a different type of thriller. I have a younger sibling that is still in high school while I'm almost 30, and it would be creepy af if I tried to party with him and his friends. This woman is old enough to be their parent so that's even worse. I went to a house party once the summer after I graduated high school and the dad was home hitting on drunk kids. Absolutely disgusting behavior

You couldn’t confidently say the movie is about past transgressions. The film isn’t sharp enough to address it as a payoff. Your conclusions are mere educated assumptions. Key word educated. Hence my frustration. I think you’re right, but I’m not giving the film credit for that. They chose to not address it. The set up was superb. But it’s clear to me atleast that this movie’s third act had a straight razor taken to it. The trouble with that is it rests on its laurels so to speak with a very clever 1&2 acts hoping we don’t ask questions and just fill in the blanks. But there’s no real way to cleanly write that. It’s a bad film imo bc the character isn’t written to reflect complex emotions and negotiate how you could possible take a position on how rape justifies murder. Im being crass to cut through but you indeed need to walk that tight rope. To say the movie is “about that” lets a pretty poor 99 minute off the hook when it just as well could have been a pretty phenomenal 115 or so minute movie.but those 10-15 minutes were the most important part. A good contrast imo is something like The Orphan. Not perfect but my point is to address your set ups of a painful backstory, your character is going to have to be capable of such sick shit. Hence the ham fisted strip nude scene. I do think Scotty was aware the character does not display what would be required of her to later be aligned to actions she’d have to take to satisfy the payoff of acts 1 and 2. In the orphan we see a character who literally doesn’t even blink dishing out violence. Even Ma’s kills are removed of anything too personal and up close. An injection, a car, etc. and if the objection is well she’s meant to be a “normal” person not a clinical sociopath, I’d say 1. I’m not even so sure about that clinical part but 2. It would be the most unbelievable aspect of the whole film then to expect the audience to believe she’s a well balanced individual who also kidnaps, sexually assaults, and murders . For someone with such convictions to hatch this plan, she sure struggled to really do anything to anyone not already written in a way that felt easier to ignore the whole revenge theme. You proved that exact point already stating how the adults were written in a way you’re okay with them dying. Thats my point. It wants its cake and to eat it too and for that it gets nothing - as deprived as this script was from actual 3rd act meat & potatoes.

​​@CYMotorsport you can "function" and still be dealing with trauma, still be dealing with revenge fantasies. I was 14 when I was r*ped and I became su*cidal and constantly fantasized about provoking the guy into killing me so that I didn't have to end it myself and he would also go to jail. Meanwhile, I was also a leader in my community and I earned a prestigious scholarship, but it was also the beginning of the end. The longer I didn't address it, the more the cracks began to show. Never did the revenge thing, but I did start drinking really heavily, lost my scholarship, and tried to end it all more than once. Ended up in a coma for 3 days and I almost died, which was traumatic in itself. I had to relearn how to feed myself, how to walk again. You'd never know any of that looking at me, but I have to deal with that every effing day. But tell me all about how r*pe doesn't feel like it justifies m*rder. (I don't think an eye for an eye is okay, but I know how it feels to want it all too well)

I agree

@Takiz ???

@Takiz she probably thinks that no one would give her the role of star

Takiz That’s a sad reality. When people appoint some black stars in horror movies, they die earlier than the white stars. This has been going on for so long. I’d expect the same thing too.

@@xpathogen2399 That had happened before but its 2019 dude. It's honestly hard even watching this kill count after hearing that line. It just reminds me how some people really believe they're victims no matter what.

I was gonna like the comment, but it was 69, so I don't wanna mess with fate

@@diegoofthecosmos Bad news...It went up a lot

@@BunPlus11 oh. well, I'm gonna like it now.

I prefer the 2013 reboot of Carrie

100th like 🤠

Ma in space!

@@TheArachnidCompany Ma in da hood

Ma goes to hell

Ma gets da pizza rolls

@@lser2419 best one

I mean she's already been through that song and dance before. Remember she was in Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. That said, it's a little sad that she felt the need to ask that question given her best friend was the one making the movie.

J&L Lloyd lmao i just commented something about that😂

We know.. I mean i know

Like bruh that’s like 60 eggs or something

*When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help get large!*

i hear that hes roughly the size of a barge

I got you in 10 years when I have money and am able to make a film

@@kiradassen2063 say less who you gon cast

The big Nut. Token that now while you still can bro, you gonna sell the license to that soon

A great runner up would’ve been Serial Mom

Can someone make it through?!

rolls*

he actually did, later in that scene ma gets them some pizza rolls

​@ItsJustCoriyue, maybe he wanted to be a pizza...

Lmaoooo

Man...

Baller friend

Good friend Bruno

Simp

『Fizzy pop』 VEVO wasn’t she in the hidden figures movie

Simp

The paint is toxic

Nico The white paint was supposed to be poisonous I think

@@nhdr4n Lead Paint?

Lightskin lives matter

Gay lives matter

Same

Same, and dead meat shows the behind the scenes too

Same and James goes into detail so well

@@tanishambrowne1137 I swear

Kenzie Cullen that would’ve been so epic

I WANNA SEE THAT ENDING RIGHT NOW😭

Not going to lie Ma was my favorite character anyway so that would have been cool. Also many horror movies end with the protagonists escaping last second so it would have been better

I would have absolutely adored that. Damn i want that version now!

Sounds pretty good. Lots of horror villains don't survive often.

James's has the best quotes in the videos Lmao, He should be a writer for jokes cause he knows actual jokes.

Facts my guy facts

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@@bababa1 you freaking Pizza Rolled me

Ma do got them pizza rolls

Me too 💀💀

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Omg, I didn't even think about that. You're right, all have to be counted due to the being trapped/burning.

I was thinking that same exact thing and he has to do that... 4 times if he's including that one weird one where it was supposed to be a pilot for a Carrie tv show but then got turned into a SyFy 'original' movie.

Kimberly Michelle ? I think he James is referring to Stephen kings Carrie ???

Oh boy.

Z1Flame IIRC he said “Carrie franchise.”

Or is she That mum your friend warns you about

That hits a little too close to home😂. I used to know a chick who was almost as crazy, just minus the murder.

Tom Lay that’s what he said

lol yea

@@nerfbros2399 no its not?

Poor james.

Because he cares for his viewer :)

Probably because since quarantine he doesn’t have a lot to do but idk I’m sure he’d take a break if he needed too.

WE LOVE YOU JAMES THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRYING SO HARD FOR US

Oh uh-

It was more more of “OH...mmmhmmm”

Lmfao

What an interesting thing to lie about

Greta Thu'umberg how tf did your eyes fly to this person and see if it happened or not?

Some people in the other comments said that the paint is lead paint so it’s poisonous, not sure how true that is. One dude said it was going to mess up his face even if it’s taken off

Some paints are pretty hard to take off, like you have to use something extremely volatile like gasoline to get it off. But yeah, he got off relatively easy (no pun intended)

Just read some of the other comments, it could be cement which absolutely could cause significant damage to someone’s face. I know regular cement mix will give you acid burns if left on your skin because it has a pretty high ph level when wet. I’ve heard it takes around three weeks to heal from the burns. Idk what she used, but I think it was more a racial thing.

@@donfrye9185 don’t wanna be “that guy” but if the pH is high then it’s alkaline so technically it wouldn’t be an acid burn.

@@Nucleotide5313 I though it was the opposite, like alkaline water has a pH level below 3, and lemonade has a pH of, like, 8

Yep lol😂

I SWEAR IF ANY LIKES THIS AFTER 420 U GAY NO JOKE NO SCAM

@@josemourinho7729 NOOOO 12 PEOPLE LIKED IT NOOOOO

Read this as he said it xd

Minecraft Player and that’s why you don’t have any subs oops to far

lol

Dont you mean "my"

@@punani_slayer4209 that was the joke

@@YouknowtherulesAndsodoIGoodbye read my comment again and maybe you'll understand in a few years when your age hits the double digits

Double digits or not the joke still makes sense and your lack of understanding doesn't.

WAIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Same here. We were half right. She didn’t get rid of the dog but she did drain some of it’s blood out.

Phoenix 2.0 but it is ok. The dog just felt a bit weaker than usual, and soonly recovered.

Asew Usually they get hurt in some way so y’know, it’s kinda normal

@Asew, yep the dog survived, but Ben sure didn’t! 😂

Skai Storm he do be protective of his kills

He very much went from happy ol regular James to serious James in seconds

It’s funny cause marriage is terrible

@@TheFlock83 Damn right grunkle stan

cringe

@@efnfen thats the point xD

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@@desireandfire Why do I get a bad feeling that you're referencing someone

Yeah,yeah...

bruh ur name is...

milk :0 milk?

Thank you! I try to have at least a few little phrases that I'm proud of in each episode. That was definitely one of them.

@@DeadMeat Ii 764 w spspspwpwpwppwpq

@@waylonchapin918 me when I drink the drano

I think the five dozen eggs thing was clever too, since Luke Evans, who played Ben, was Gaston in the Beauty and the Beast remake.

@@butterwantschoclate9364 if you are trenching!

I’d pay anything to see that in theaters. *“Ma!! It LoOkS lIkE gRaMmA!!”*

And the Tyler girl doesn't get her bracelet back. *Weakling die. Big Deal.*

softtay - Her name was Stephanie.

Yes we are

Yes, because she got her life back and that’s all that matters in the end

700 likes now I'll miss 699

same

Situational irony at its finest.

This took me 5 minutes to get the joke

And she got run over by a Mercedes

Mercedes Benz

Bro that shit be hitting DIFFERENT!!!

Bro it somehow tastes so good

Bruh no cap

THE best

Is that like an american thing? Cause i live i germany and the tap water tastes just fine

nah the most unrealistic part is when he didnt just straight shoot her for being black

Wannabe Aussie Bruh, why must you be racist and... cops-ist I guess? Really though, I hope your comment was supposed to be a joke (it’s hard to decipher sarcasm with written text).

@@wannabeaussie5809 Only in murica

@@adriansherman You never know. I've seen many other racially charged comments on this vid that aren't jokes

Wannabe Aussie You’re both wrong. The most unrealistic part is that the cop didn’t also shoot Jeanie, only for crowds on Twitter to say she shouldn’t have been living with a psycho, and should’ve reported her mother earlier.

More like "aawww man now im out of a job!"

Why would a trailer even do that?

MechaTeamLeader X "wait, the not how you play the game!"

More like: *wait thats illegal*

Evil.

MaZe Marz23 she can do everything

Wait she was

Lol

Lol yeah true no one ever talks about that

Wait what???!

Mario Prieto same

Same

Fr!

We won, _but at what cost?_

Yes we don't

CrashvanderSpek 21 he’s the hero we don’t deserve

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Yes.

Octavia was pissed after being brutally butchered by Michael Myers in RZ's H2 and becamed a killer herself

Yep lol

Hahaha

Well I did just slip and Skinned my leg and saw my flesh

Oooooh yea

Jargon Madjin 'still dies at the end.. lol

Ma and the actor were both lied to.

Will the sequel be called MAMA

@@VeNoMziV she doesnt

yeah, I'd be the killer for a debut role, but not if I were already really famous like Octavia. horror movies reflect your morals, and I don't want to be seen like that

Deformed albino Gaming cat paint is toxic so if it stayed for a while It could cause permanent damage to the skin.

NotKing Ali it was on for like 5 minutes at most

@@notkingali1798 Like... Barely. Yeah its toxic to ingest and makes toxic fumes but it doesn't cause deep tissue damage. It might leave an annoying rash and if it were really bad it could cause minor led poisoning, but it would certainly heal without much trouble. Painters get paint on their skin all the time and often it stays there for hours, until they are done working for the day.

@@OldSwampo What would be worse is if his body would've been covered fully in paint so he'd suffocate but only his face was painted so yeah. Nothing bad.

I’m pretty sure his punishment was watching everyone else’s

But she did die D:

@@Site17 presumed to be killed offscreen so I guess it doesn't count?

@@Site17 Not within 15 minutes though

@@Site17 It probably was meant as : You will die, but not as a victim

Hyper1RU wait did she?

What about having your eyebrows plucked or even having your body mummified?

I get that reference!!!

BLU VENM I would rather not imagine that

I'm sure he did nothing wrong

BLU VENM Im sure it was toxic

so true though

Yeah, basically.

This is the way

Same, It's much easier and fun with James explaining the movie

Yeah same

YeA ThE One THat lOoKs LikE ITs WeaRiNG mAKeUp

Niceeeee

Lmao

BLinK!

MA WHAT THE FAK IS THAT

And rural Indiana too. It sucks here.

Yeah I hate it here😩

@@39seasofrhye38 indiana gang 🤭

and of course eating corn to stop the spread.

Attack Brains come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn, Ahhhhhhh-

T_ World the other guys 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

"that your use too" Holy grammar

I knew i heard something sounded familiar lol

Ethan Livemere have fun with those 4 likes clown😂😌

I knew I recognized the kid from somewhere...

He's also an adult now.... He's 21

Atleast it wasn't the way mine was ruined..... *hello darkness my old friend*

@b u b b l e s LMAOOO

Did he die tho? Can someone comment every person that died because it seemed like he was still alive

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@@GuardsmanValkhest patreon

@@BamBam-qh7oy Bruh we all know its time traveling no need to cover it up man11!

LMAO

Ok this was good😂

So true🤣

Lol

Youre banned from my house

@@yourmom9283 no...ma is like hello neighbor since ur not allowed in the house, she holds tons of secrets, and she keeps a gate that requires a key(keycard)🤔

Ur also banned

W o a h Another fellow gachatuber :o

Ahaha

I assume he'd live with Maggie and her family

so he's an orphan if he doesn't have grandparents...huh? let's make that happen... -TechnoBlade

@@tavereal TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Maybe he moved in with Chaz's family or Darrell's family.

as someone who used to be an orphan, yeah he'll either go live with a family member (if they'll take him) or he'll just be in the foster system.

Ah yes, good ole blowies

Everyone loves a blowie

wowzer Whaddfuck is a “blowie”, a hair job? Ahh. If it’s willing then there’s no need for revenge.

you got the whole squad laughing

@@lucius6242 Exactly, like how do people laugh at this?

Dormasheen Different humor?

If it ain't funny to you, then it just ain't funny to you. That's not a hard concept to comprehend. But the way those two bickered, and the way the older woman said "You beeitch" so hard was HILARIOUS to me. Life is short, take the sticks out ya ass. 😘

id like but you have 420 likes i cant mess with that 😆

The writing was kinda trash for this. It could've bn so much better though..it was hella potential here.

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He’s underused in every movie sadly due to his sexuality. You can’t have a gay leading action hero, you can’t have a gay sex scene, but he can still do roles where’s he’s a sleazy womanizer father. It sucks because he’s a really good actor

@@antoniobrooks1113 Dracula Untold...... Literally the leading role

I forgot he was even in this movie

Unfortunately this revenge was reheated in the microwave of evil in the end

Kind of like Sleepaway Camp

This movie is absolute trash!!! Painting a black man's face white!? This is racist!!! How could anyone enjoy this evil movie! Plus a pedo kiss!? 🤮🤬

@BlouBear77 More like shock value for quick buck. What a disgusting movie.

@@trickytraveller3272 Too bad her warranty was about to expire