Highlighting the best of Lee's one-liners. (This is not a complete list) 1:26 - What was Spuds real name? 3:01 - The Flamenco Dancer 4:45 - Lie, lee? 7:23 - Shoplifting 9:46 - The Methodist church 10:04 - Buttered pants 11:55 - Is it me you’re looking for? (ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iHSLl6d5nnmEmGg.htmlm4s) 12:16 - The Restraining order. 13:21 - Doctor who? 13:49 - The Eggheads 14:09 - Where’s Waldo? 14:43 - Let’s just say money changed hands. 15:48 - Who was the trumpeter? 16:07 - Faye Ripley’s Dad 16:43 - Does Bruce Forsyth play his cards right? 18:34 - The Rumble in the Jungle 18:56 - The Exorcist 19:42 - Jimmy Carr’s virginity 22:35 - Asda or Tesco? 26:53 - Penguin Biscuits 29:34 - The Sex hotline 29:51 - When does he dream of a potato? 30:07 - No-one likes David 33:43 - Lee know’s how to negotiate 33:59 - Chinese characters 34:19 - How Fast Can the Dominoes Fall? 39:49 - The catwalk move 40:27 - Men are so indecisive. 41:31 - She better not be pregnant! 41:50 - Let’s start with the Ram in the cupboard 42:12 - Good point. 42:44 - But your wife’s an awful woman though? 44:10 - We are not talking about big numbers here. 48:28 - Ebay 49:52 - Did anyone see your genitalia? 54:21- It’s a semi-truth 55:47 - What was the pregnant dog’s name? 56:58 - Don’t treat the cat like a book! 57:21 and 57:51 - Greg Rutherford is a British track and field athlete who specialises in long jumps. 59:18 - Was the dog Blind? 59:44 - Hot Pants 1:03:26 - Not everything should be mashed together 1:11:31 - Fog Or Mist? 1:18:33 - What was the matter with the cat’s personality? 1:18:51 - Lavatories are just for me. 1:23:38 - What’s an inflatables course? 1:26:54 - Do you need help with big words? 1:30:43 - The One and Only 1:32:23- What did Cliff Richards sing? 1:43:07 - Are you Dick or Dom? 1:43:29 - Waking up to pee. 1:43:51 - George Michael Busted In Bathroom 1:44:08 - Feacesitious?/ Did you take a bus? 1:45:48 - Perfect Pitch. 1:48:48 - Joggers without trousers. 1:49:21 - Camberwick Green 1:49:35- I can’t go on boats anymore! 1:52:52 - Double entendre 1:53:28 - It’s a Diana Ross song. 1:53:39 - Wind Walkers 1:53:58 - The Football Manager 1:55:48 - Where did you find the mouse? 1:56:01 - Those who walk in the path of the Lord. 1:56:32 - Rachel Riley vs Carol Vorderman 1:58:04 - How did John get into a sledging accident? 1:59:23 - Which oar did you come back with? 2:00:59 - In Wales, we don’t like the oo sound. 2:01:36 - How long have you been seeing her for? 2:02:23 - Where do you buy candles? 2:05:00 - You sound like Dolly Parton 2:05:21 - What’s BeeJam? 2:05:36 - The Redcoats.

He's so quick that it takes longer to understand and get the joke than it does for him to think of it

"You murder one pizza man then you have to murder another pizza man - that's the Domino effect". LMAO - Lee is genius.

"That's the problem with postal jokes. It's always the next day when you get it." Hands down the best recovery I've ever heard.

One of the best things about this is David breaking character and roaring with laughter every time Lee makes a good joke. Genuinely good friends.

You can tell he’s trying to mask his delight when he lands a one-liner

Honestly the mixture of David's logical improvised monologues and Lee's quick witted one liners make for such a brilliant combo

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David laughing uncontrollably at Lee's quips is everything.

40:30 "Men are so indecisive" "Oh I'm not so sure about that" Even for Lee that was bloody quick!

I think one of the best things about Lee is, on the rare occasion that David's joke lands flat, Lee comes to the rescue with a witty remark and everyone's cracking up again!

When you have two hours dedicated to your quick wit you know you're at the top of your class.

“If you don’t pay them the bill they’re going to have to repossess the house” is an absolute gem

Sometimes it looks like he's so quick witted that even he is surprised with what he's just said.

The person behind this channel deserves a massive pat on the back. So many compilations, nicely selected and edited together. As an editor, I can confirm the previous comment about how much work this is: each of these must take days. 'Wilty! Nope', your hard work is massively appreciated!

"she was on a raft with 400 bald men who needed rescuing .." " Trust me.. we all know your aunty .. you say raft, you mean mattress..." "i hope shes not watching" "shes busy, dont worry.. " 😂

The contrast of Lee Mack's humour and David Mitchell's is what makes this show brilliant. Rob Bryson as the host is a must.

"Bit rude David"

Victoria Coren Mitchell said it best "Lee Mack is one of the smartest people on TV, God knows he hides well."

I’m not even from England, I accidentally came across this but this has eased all my bad days. I watch this before I sleep so I go to bed with a smile.

38:45 "...Ssss...sorry?" Lee realising David has arrived at checkmate a lot sooner than expected

"Did anybody see your genitalia?" "Four people looked, but nobody saw it."

I love Lee’s smile when he knows he’s said something good - the enjoyment and pride radiates and makes it all the more funny!!

My favorite thing about David and Lee is David's immediate reaction to the smallest details that no one else notices because Lee is so good at entertainment, and then Lee bullshitting his way out. David: your grandfather was one hundred years old when you were eighteen? Lee: can we stop calling him granddad and start calling him by his proper name of step-granddad? That's brilliant, that.

You know you’re dealing with a genius when his brilliance has a panel of comedians all laughing and applauding

Lee Mack's neurons should be researched.

"Sometimes Lee likes to finish his own sentences, sometimes not" is hugely underrated

The thing that makes this show work so well is that Lee, David & Rob so clearly love working together. It’s a triple bromance & I’m here for it.

Rhod: “I went with my partner” Lee: “Partner?” Rhod: “Girlfriend” Lee: “Girlfriend?” Rhod: “Now wife” Lee (checks watch): “Blimey that was quick” He’s the GOAT 🐐

It genuinely makes me jelous how quick witted lee is.

Even Victoria Coren Mitchell claimed that he is one of the cleverest people on TV. It's almost otherworldly how quick he is

David and Lee are the kind of duo I can imagine in any situation together, like if they were driving through the desert and their car broke down, I can already just imagine how hilariously that'd play out

Lee Mack, Bob Mortimer and David Mitchell on one show. That is some absolute sheer talent

I really like David Mitchell when he goes on his rants, but this compilation makes me like Lee Mack a lot more than I used to... it seems like every time David makes a joke that doesn't quite land, Lee makes a comment that makes it work. Great showmanship.

This is brilliant. "I was about twelve, thirteen; Steve would have been ssss....ssssssssssssss.... hrm, thirteen... He wasn't born." Classic!

I can’t believe they cut around “There’s something about wind, that’s different to burglars!” That’s gotta be one of my all time favorite Lee quotes, and David’s reaction was incredible as well.

1:19:20 The look David gives Lee after his joke falls flat was the most wholesome thing I've seen for a long time 😂🙌

- Do you have any connection with popular culture? - None what so ever... Big fan of yours though. Just the perfect response.

That quip about the "repossessing of the house" (19:23) was just spectacular. It was so quick, yet so involved. There are probably single-digits, of humans, at any one point in history, who could've reacted in that manner.

1:06:22 That "umm" was no accident. Lee Mack just knows Miranda enough to know how she'd react to a question. His brain works so fast, it's incredible.

The fact this is over 2 hours long says volumes about how good Lee is!

I love that David Mitchell repeatedly bursts into laughter. You know you're funny if you can make him laugh that much on a regular basis!

Honestly, genius is the only way I know how to describe how good he is.

44:30 "Big numbers" is definitely one of my favourites. My reaction is almost like Miles' reaction. 1:11:30 And Fog on The Tyne was an INCREDIBLE wordplay. This might be the pinnacle of wordplays. That was absolutely amazing.

The genius of this programme is it has so many real laughs. Two genuinely funny captains and a funny host. 1:06:20 is a case in point. Just naturally funny.

"I can't believe it's not leather" is one of the best things to ever be said on this show.

davids reactions when lee says something particularly panicky and stupid is amazing xD his entire body scrunches up and he starts clapping like a seal

The domino effect.. stunning speed. Had me stitches. What a brilliant man.

The funniest part is the combination of personalities. David is very thorough, analytical and I'd imagine the last person you'd want to have a serious debate with. And then there's Lee Mack being quick with making one-liners and jokes 🤣🤣

I love seeing David laughing 😂

2 hours of Lee Mack... oh, god yes... so much yes

"incredible as in not credible"... it isn't just Mack who's fast witted!

I just love WILTY. Lee, David and Rob are all perfect. Lee's great, fast comedic mind, David's rants and logic and Rob's self-deprecating sense of humour. I also love how Rob never gets argumentative when they mock him, but just laughs at himself. It's just perfect comedy.

Lee on talking about exorcists - "Its a good job because if you couldn't afford to pay the bill they'd come back and repossess you home". Probably the cleverest, quickest joke ive ever witnessed.

One of the most memorable moments from Lee for me is: "THERE IS NOOOOOO UNIVERSITY!"

"You're the best female truck driver in the world" is probably my favourite moment ever of wilty, I laugh every single time. Lee is a genius

7:42 I genuinely cannot get over just how sweet Steve's expressions are

Me: "Lee Mack's quick wit on...oh...it's over 2 hours. No chance I'm sitting through that. I'll just watch a few minutes." 2 hours and 7 minutes later... Me: "Hmm...do I watch that again?"

Nothing quite like UK humour.

Lee Mack always has me in tears with laughter. He is a great tonic, especially nowadays.

if Lee really was releasing a cook book, that would be an instant buy for me

I love Miles Jupp so much, he always seems like he's there just to have a laugh.

"Who, did you ask about it?" " David Tennant, or as I call him, Doctor Whom. " 😂😂

Quick witted humour is funnier than all other forms of jokes

Every time I think I expect the joke he surprises me with something else. He’s a genius

19:26 that repossess your house joke was top shelf.

Thanks for working hard on this video man. As a video editor myself, i know it could even take days to just rewatch all the series, choosing the specific clips that has Lee's wits in them, and stitching them up together into a 2-hour video. Thanks for always making this amazing show accessible for non-Brits such as myself. (And long live Lee Mack!)

I came back again and again to this. The entertainment factor of this show is in the stories, not whether they are true or not. And Lee Mack is like those old Wild West quick draw cowboys. Lee is an expert punslinger.

Lee is an example of no filter gone right. The man is quick!

I love those moments where David bursts out laughing at Lee 55:43 he genuinely adores Lee and his lighting fast remarks.

The look on David's face at 34:43 when he gets Lee's joke is one of my favourite moments on this program

I HOPE there will be a Part 2 since Lee and David have NOT stopped being HILARIOUS! In FACT, they have only gotten FUNNIER! These two are MAGIC!!!

“Do you think Camilla will ever be queen?” 😂😂😂 Sadly she did

I love David's laugh, it comes straight from his heart.

There is nothing more joyous than David Mitchell breaking into laughter.

I love it when john barrowman realises he made a mistake and he’s just like “please let it go” and then Lee says “Don’t worry, I’m 💩 at time travel” Barrowman can’t breathe 😂

I keep coming back for 10:04. The admiration on Mitchell's face is heartwarming

I love Lee's interaction with Joan Bakewell at 12:36...the "I'm kidding, I believe you" line is just perfectly mean, deflationary and funny at the same time. He's basically just doing the same stuff we all did when we were at school, only he's mastered it and is getting paid for it.

52:15 I love how reluctant David is to use incorrect grammar

All the laughter is a great workout for the stomach muscles. 🤣Lee has me in stitches most the time. I've been watching Rob Brydon's podcast and he says Lee is the quickest wit he knows.

1:15:07 ... what a comeback xD Lee Mack really is incredible. The delivery kills me every time. David Mitchell hysterical laughter doesnt diminish it at all :D

10:00 “I can’t believe it’s not leather” one of the best puns I’ve ever heard 😂

1:22:21 "When I try to fiddle the government, I put on Jimmy's voice" 😂😂😂

"It's a good job cause if you couldn't afford to pay the bill they'd come back and reposses your house." Actually the best line in this video

i love the bit where at 22.08 jimmy predicts lee's next manoeuvre and instantly gestures at them as 'we' just shows a professional comedians mindset. Brilliant

“What is a lacklustre Hindu” 😂😂😂😂

"You say raft, you mean mattress" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely savage

"Are you sure governor?"🤣kills me every time!

I fall asleep listening to this through my headphones. Still makes laugh even though I know all the lines that are coming. Absalute comedy gold.

42:00 David - "well, Carol. Lets start with the Ram in the Cupboard." Lee - "Ah, the old dave mitchell chat up line" i'm jealous how quick witted this guy is.

This man seriously has the quickest wit I have ever seen. Obviously he is hilarious, but his talent is truly astounding.

You can tell how much David loves these mental sparring matches with Lee.

Lee mack is the only bloke to tell the same joke multiple times (The 'my client' joke, the David Mitchell chat up line joke) and still have me roaring with laughter every damn time 😂😂

That put down of John Richardson was the best lol. "that's rich coming from 8 out of 10 cats does countdown" . hahaha.

"Hey listen, I'm shit at time travel" is probably one of my favourite lines.

"This is Steve and we were once kidnapped." Not sure why, but this one really got me.

The Domino joke was so quick it's ridiculous. King of dad jokes

30:06 the bald guy in the red sweater (mystery guest) was my PE teacher at school. His name's Ian Jones, and he was genuinely one of the nicest blokes who taught in that school.

I don’t think much of Lee Mack’s scripted work, but credit where credit’s due: he’s amongst the very fastest improvisers out there. He’s as sharp as Paul Merton was at his peak.

I would give anything to be this funny, the man's a genius