You enjoy that nap my good man.

No, Thank you!

You’re a fucking legend Joel

Love your stuff Joel

fifth also good shit man in your growth

“Tweak city party of one” is absolutely a part of my vocabulary now

he had me by big chillin

My type of king

blissin so hard.

i was eating hella sour cream & onion chips, theres crumbs everywhere

no CPU power left for her

Also, he was given a wife by the Town.

@@erugurara8235 seemed more like a quest reward than an actual one

@@iAmARIFFiskandar that the joke, yo.

Isn't that what most people do in real life as well? :D

"intimate mini game" 👌

The twist is that it's not a limitation of the game. She just happens to be an idiot.

Honestly, that's kinda true for a RPG romance. Their role and the story and whatever side quest that makes up the courtship may be written well but once you tie the knot then all they do is stand around the house/base/ship whatever and repeat like 5 lines.

nah she's good just she had some red bar issues and they kind of just lobotomized her before the clarity clinic opened since that was the previous most efficient method

@@joemorgan2390Yen in W3 for me. Amazing romance that spans the entire game feels so empty when she repeats one voice line in the toussaint house. At least Persona 5 had later (specific holiday) romance events and you could still finish their social link usually.

Unless you happen to be the 3.3million subscriber count UKpostsr 'Call Me Kevin', in which case, every action you take is that of a bandit. Or a cult leader.....

@@BadgerOff32 I came to the comments in hope and you're the one who did not dissapoint. 😆

his annoyed laugh after she replies was one of my favorite parts 😆

Hey Vex I found all the Unusual Gems... Oh a crown I can't wear... ok

Dragon Age games be like

I know lol I went a little neurotic and gave Nick Valentine every cigarette i found in Fallout 4

Couldn’t be me in Skyrim… heheheh… Definitely not me. Nope. Couldn’t be.

Ah yes..Classic peasant run.

peasant clothes actually boost the luck stat, and there are very few items that can do that

Must be a speed runner. He probably kept the weakest sword in the game too.

@@meppeorga Yeah, but boosting luck just gives you better drops. What's the point if you never gear up?

@@noman8412 more drops, better drops = more stuff you might not need = more stuff to sell

You're not wrong. But I don't know, I'm pretty suspicious of what's coming next after he found that gun.

That parts severely underrated had me wheezing when they were arguing about the teleportation

@@wardproductions2792 yeah i missed that what happened again?

true friend. dope show. thanks.

@@KeyBoard-io8nl Did he delete it? I'm thinking Star Trek reference?

his reveal to be this pathetic little creature who knew only one purpose was hella funny and kinda meta

Omg hi. Yes this is a Joel masterpiece for sure.

The only thing wrong with it is that it wasn't longer.

I did the same thing with my laptop!

11 minutes wrong!? Don't you mean 11 minutes done right!?

Guys, he means 11 minutes long

@Michael Miller he’s saving the game so he can kill his wife and then go back to the save file and act like nothing ever happened

I have done this to almost every person I’ve come across in new Vegas, F5 and F9 really are amazing buttons

@@maccabs new Vegas characters have impressively nukeable faces don't they..

Loverslab

*Stare mother-frickenly

It's Francesco - the name itself means "free man". A bit ironic , if you think about it.

In a lot of RPGs with wife mechanics, stardew valley for example, the NPCs have personality before the marriage because that’s what gets you interested in marrying them, but after the marriage, the route is considered “done” and all the wives, no matter who you chose, will have the same bland personality. I believe that is what he is referencing

very skyrim

@@empanada65 This is why I wanted to marry Harvey. I felt like he was already a lot like a housewife.

@@empanada65 choose krobus insteaf

@@empanada65 just like real life

Hold my Cheese Wheel

Oh God! He has a gun!

what about the The whole operations run by tony lazuto video?

@@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts Tony Lazuto?!

Annoying Green Guy will return in Endgame

The more this video progressed I can agree. This would be such a good show omfg. It's like the office but rpg themed lmaoo

It’s a pretty niche form of comedy, but I’m here for it.

The movie project x help pay for this creation

Totally agree

Adult Swim all the way

It's heart-warming and funny

Or is he talking like that, because he doesn't have a lot of experience talking to people?

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST

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I read this as it was playing o the video and this isn't the first time that happens

How many first dates have gone just like this though

comments like this keep the creators going

Damn good point, buddy must have been SLAVING away at this. It came out great though xD

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This man is a legend. I shall give him the Cookie of loyalty. Let god be with him

This that sink outside in the first place?

I would love to see a crossover/collab between them

I can't look at banana's and not think fresh na na's

Aw man I don't know of anyone that's heard of Viva la dirt league lol nice to see I'm not alone

i had forgotten about that one, the quest sign size is the one i remember most

Ah! Hello adventurer!

They really went all out on this one

"the whole operation..... what is that ?"

Tony Lazudo?

Tony Lazudo?

Tony Lazudor?

Why?

100%

I still think end game should have been a home alone type movie where Thanos defends his farm and home from the avengers using his wit and cleverness

Probably because these characters are more than shambling commercial husks fed by a soulless corporation.

Every Avengers movie was 3000% garbotronic trashatron roll somewhere.

(ARMED)

Scared he might kill the chill king

@@H8this... They have necromancers who revive people, though. As long as he doesn't get shot in the head, he should still technically be fine.

@@guyman2674 yeah but by time they revive him green guy might do a hostile takeover over the kingdom

@@H8this... But then the protagonist guy could take him on.

i almost lost it seeing the galactic emperor in here. Truly averting expectations!

This really do be the first of the JHAU

who's saying that about the mcu..

@@MrQuinnlord forreal. The meme is typically that the mcu is the most ambitious crossover ever which I'd argue is true. Dude wanted to change that to creative undertaking to make it fit this video but couldn't bother changing mcu😅

Maybe your therapist sucks

Perhaps your therapist also has a health bar that weighs heavily on his head.

@@Chaz1871 indeed

I know you probably didn't expect a serious response to this, but therapists are trained to pull information out of you to help you find the answers on your own. That's all they do. They'll never venture concrete solutions to your life for fear of being wRoNg, and thus be subject to that hOrRiBle accusation, "But you said..."

@@ubiwrongcomeatme3452 Indeed, and that's why it's so important to not just "go to therapy" and talk to anyone. You gotta find the right fit for you. A therapist that doesn't make any sense to their client, and for the therapist not to pick up on that and ask "would you like to talk to somebody else?" would be a sign for the client to move on. Hehe.

Nice profile pic!

Probably mistakenly married that one as a test, then found out divorce doesn't exist

@@joevenespineli6389 Let's hope they put a divorce option in the next patch. For the sake of Jacob's sanity

@@kingsleigher9822 (Armed) Annoying Green Guy may fix that without the patch involved.

1:58 "Do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?" "Look, this is every cheese wheel in the game!"

definitely

annoying green guy dlc

The character everyone expected to go evil and the game treats it like a big surprise.

As soon as he found Marshall's gun under the throne I said "ah shit boy! This gonna get interesting."

I thought it would be the main character after being driven mad by his wife after years of the game being abandoned by the player

Definetively the best part!

I'd like this comment, but I like the number...

@@ethanberkley6803 898? It's a nice one

@@alessioarbustini5533 it's at exactly a 1000 when I saw it I don't want to ruin it either lol

@@Ducky-nm9dj now 1.2k. The effort of yours is as futile as human existence, and equally beautiful

Townton is so beautiful this time of day.

@@leejerrett8268 do you think they got a new shipment of cheese wheels at the corner market today?

Callback to what?

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​@@animationfailure1315tailing from the npc's perspective

Haha Le funny reddit meme xD wholesome 100

@@TonyPajamaz yikes, even Joel liked the joke... You could try enjoying fun things for once

@@TonyPajamaz bruh

Tony has an enemy bar above his head

@@RougeSanta haha yeah

that part had me laughing the hardest 🤣

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True chads find and carry every Spoon, just in case.

He loves his wife so much that he brought her all of the cheese in existence.

“You have no health potions left” “I eat all the cheese!”

@Soldat Kaiyodo Oh no, I'll never recover 😔

@Soldat Kaiyodo do you even know what a weeb is?

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Wow, Javed! Big fan, bought your merch recently. Hope you have a great day dude.

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Goddamn. Amen. Brother. Couldn't have been any better.

Ay you're still alive

did they made this line? its really smart... i am a engineer so you will have to talk to me later because i am now working as a engineer not your friend lawl

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@@raphaeldaar what

@@raphaeldaar Fitting sentence for a Joel comment section ! Its something he would even say maybe !

I don’t get it

Patreon

You can also pay money through the comments with the SuperThanks function.

You could just give all your excess money to charity, doesn't seem like you have much use for it

@@baldkoala2218 I think UKposts steals some of that

Prev patchnotes stated she was a bit buggy. And whenever she tried to operate any vechicle it would result in an ingame bug of her crashing. For now the devs keep her in bot cycling till they can properly update her.

I'm sure Mods will "fix" it. I'd love to see the topic of Mods that as the next episode.

Every EA games minus the smart AI and plus the huge amount of DLC

@@havefuntazarasu5367 no lol

he was just think with thinking with his pixels instead of his head.

Townton looks so beautiful today D O Y O U T H I N K T H E Y V E H A D A N E W S H I P M E N T O F C H E E S E W H E E L S

She's clearly a victim of Marshall's shooting rampage, she has a traumatic brain injury

Oh I didn’t notice, that’s brilliant

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Wow I totally missed that somehow haha, so good when I went back to check

He was buying them haha you can hear the skyrim gold sound i think..

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Two spam bots in one thread! What are the odds! I kinda want to see them duke it out.

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@@Kimmie6772 a third joined the battle. curious

@DETOXOLATE Yeah hindsight's 4/20 my guy never knew what hit him, fortunately he is at one with the universe and accepts the unexpected vacation as simply a new experience to enjoy. Emperor is my fav char ima be sad if that green dude whacks him

@@sleeplesshollow4216 Same here bro. Save the Emperor!

He wasn't even that corrupt

Do you think they got any shipment of cheese wheels in at the corner market today?

To be fair he had a ton of growth already from all his previous videos.

That's what happens when you beat every quest.

Townton is so beautiful this time of year.

Fridge-horror: she was developing, but got pulled into his black hole of “no more content”

@@Camelotsmoon I'd say his very first quest had some decent character growth lmao

either him or whoever else instated those hand holding rules maybe chill galactic emperor has a seriously messed up drunk mind?

@@BrianatorFTW if I'm not mistaken the chill guy is the new emperor

Probably the previous emperors, a space caligula

@@carcionpetto Just watched it again, not sure if he is new but it being one of the oldest galactic rules does hint it is probably older than the "g man"

He’s the new replacement. The last ones were straight evil and dumb

Geez sounds like Lydia from Skyrim

@@lonely_ghost9857 "I'm swron to carry your burdens, BLEH."

Taunton is so beautiful this time of the day

@@sugreev2001 Do you think they got any shipments of cheese wheels at the corner market today?

For fun, take a bunch of cheese wheels into a room where the enemy uses missle weapons. Build a cheese wall and then use it as cover.

The cheese part being a very important showcase of how the world in the game is completely static and does not respond or reflect on anything you do outside of maybe mentioning a quest you completed.

Only part he missed was Modding the game itself...

@@deathcountgaming8584 It would be a video of him starting the game excited, with everything looking different, but then realizing everything is pretty much exactly the same.

They would ruin it.

I definitely could imagine seeing this on adult swim back when I was younger. I feel like they've downgraded a lot over the years though

I miss Tigtone

Lol

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PAC-PEOPLE........

Of course! He destroyed the great evil :D

Are you still up

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Funny seeing you here! Just watched your Laguna 69 video, one of my favorites!

Tony Lazzutor?

I’m not going to watch your videos, you schmuck

Joel Haverse

To be fair the old king wasn't even that corrupt

Lets face it. Political leaders will always be somewhat corrupt so a Not that Corrupt one is pretty good

@Tblazer duh

@@ItzzPixx eh, i wasn’t paying attention and didn’t notice

@@ItzzPixx that's not how you're meant to play the game!

Sequel confirmed!

(Armed) Annoying Green Guy: We live in a kingdom

Yeaa🎉

He will have alot of work in the Dark Souls universe

His name is Drayloth

Stardew Valley is a little bit better - but then your children stop growing. You get home late at night to see them standing with vacant eyes in the darkness, long after your spouse has gone to bed. They have stopped playing with toys as they once did, they do not speak to you. And the moment you think they are still as the grave, they bolt forward at astonishing speed, and race off around your darkened dwelling... Yeah I want kids to be updated really badly.

Mods, man. You gotta add mods to make wives and husbands and kids more immersive.

@@WasatchWind uhhhh that’s real life. Except they have a tablet or phone in their face.

The person I married in Skyrim was Njada Stonearm. Imagine my shock when as soon as you marry her, she has her voicelines switch with another woman's

@@WasatchWind I thought you were describing Paranormal Activity 2

That part was genuinely thought provoking

"Why do I want to kill?...huh."

Seriously. Did not expect a high quality therapy session from Drayloth's Clarity Clinic, but here we are. Profound.

@@chapstikcrazy1190 My only wish is that he had another client that went from, for example, 'Cultist' to 'John' or something without actually disappearing. Alas the 'some clients need more work than others' joke was already used.

My simple boy, impressed by rehashed dialogue of every 80s movie

It's just like blatant requests the first few times and then it slowly becomes more insane and vague eventually resulting in hidden quests like "The village's construction workers are replacing the foundations of the houses with wood. The wood around this village is very combustible, I just hope nothing happens" *Burn down the entire village* "Dragons are very cool, don't you think? Even though they're so strong, I bet their newborns are just as weak as bird eggs." *Kill all baby dragons* "That child is so cute.. I wish I was his mother.." *Kill child's mother and bring her skin to your wife* "A human coil only lasts so long" *Use the necessary end-game item on your wife, granting her immortality* "Hypocrisy is that humans fear death yet instill it upon others. At least they should instill it for a great cause" *Sacrifice the entirety of the kingdom's citizens to her* "I have become all, but I can become more" *Sacrifice the world along with yourself*

I want to like your comment but then it won't have 666 likes anymore :/

This is the problem; He missed 1. He didn't realize it was back in the tutorial and he can't go back for it now.

"Townton is so beautiful this time of day."

@@steeledminer616 Everyone knows you take literally every item you can find at the start of a game no matter how small and inconsequential

blissin' so hard =D

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his title bar also changes to (armed)

I mean, it’s a tad funny. Brain soup?

@@stephenrehak4986 I missed that! That's awesome hahaha

Someone needs to make a kickstarter to make this a legit game. XD

I wanna bet the green guy is gonna try something but it’s gonna still be empty

Well yeh he was the assistant to the old intergalactic emperor, who was a campy villain

Yeah I love that. And I do love that he's still there. Like, the chill emperor guy really do not have an issue with anyone.

He needs someone who will look to him for a snicker and a snide "Yeah boss!"

next skit please

He's fkin dream and gorge not found

Daxflame was in this??? Was he the guy in the movie?

Dude thank you I have been scrolling hoping someone caught that🔥😂

i mean, polish this up and you pretty much have sealab.

Meanwhile we keep electing duffusses.

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... why is the only replies to this just off topic youtube vids.

@@RedDragonFlayer the bots come marching one by one hurrah, hurrah

Wholesome community? Some guy replied on a comment and said "I love the attention of detail you put to beg for likes" that guy has negative iq

@@aircraftmen_ yes, that one guy is bad

@@aircraftmen_ we don't talk about that guy he just happens to be around the fandom

@@Oddie99000 I see people like these that cry about people "begging for likes" everywhere and it makes me mad as hell

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I kinda wanna play in this game an universe jus see its gping about instead of running about killing dragons n shit..jus watching people get therapy an play games

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