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@@delete---7593 the blood on his head was the vase's blood not his

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"

wrong video this is not zlatan ibrahimovic

Facts😂

Lmao yessss 🙌🏼

Johnny Silverhand vs Saburo Arasaka, 2019

@@tianshuhuang5431 OMG comment of the week.

@@tianshuhuang5431 nahhh bro you mean yorinobu

That's how he lost his left arm

​@Harry Adams and what email address is that ?

The little hand movements he did after she asks what his problem is was something Keanu literally just improvised on the spot.

@@maxm.m.7219 LMFAO!!! I love that, shit hits me funny.

😂😂 too funny Laughed for hours 😅 OMG 😂

😂ikr

Damn

And that part was all improv 🤣😂

Revolver Ocelot I've been waiting

Why is there a pause, play, record, and camera

Xd

I love than line

Fk up samurai

Literally just fucking saw you on the damn anakin choked half of the team on battlefront 2

One of the best lines in game 😂

Hello there

Lmao.

hahahaha!

Fucking brilliant

hahahahahaha

See where that whole beef started

OMG LMAO

1:58 Ted Theodore Logan.

bill and ted

he wasn't acting

Well...remember he was in Bill and Ted many years ago...so....yea.

He gets them an Uber Pool 🤣

That's the joke, right? How can one person be so kind and considerate yet be so bad ass and competent in violence?

He just gets hyped up sometimes at the thrill of danger

@@michaelperkola391 True Warrior Mindset.

they cant make him a bad guy

😂😂😂😂

looks like XD

No he was an undercover FBI agent investigating bank robbing surfers.

He killed him after this with a pencil ✏️

@@anakrime93 And then after that he turned to life of crime and became a hitman for the mafia

What are you talking about?

😂😂😂😂

@@scottchaison1001 Are you seriuos? john wick means nothing to you?

@@madmagcat7515 He's asking the guy if he's serious because this is such a whoosh

​@@scottchaison1001 has he heard nothing I have said?

You could say he's, breathtaking...

@@blazingstorm9351 Nah, he'd say that we're all breathtaking.

Shhhhh… go to sleep. -Keane reeves 2019

😂😂

Stop saying "literally" for no reason, dumb fuck.

I thought the same exact thing lmao

he died in year 2020 😳

@@scoundrel7119 the Arasaka bombing was in 2023, there's not a damn way in hell he died in 2020.

Nice Reference, very cool.

@@DeadSpacedOut thank you Kanye very cool

Winning comment

Jim isn't Asian!

Jim is not Asian.

Uber POOL

Bullying naw helping trying to man him up

Arasaka*

Wtf is arasaca

@@frostbitepokin9520 get out of here now if you don’t play cyberpunk

@@chriswho2569 I do. And there’s no “Arasaca” in the game.

Underrated comment. Here, have a like. 👍

Panam would never want V to die (MAJOR SPOILERS) She sent the Nomads on a death mission to stop V from dying at the end of the game.

@@classycorgi9860 didnt expect that, you couldve just spoiler warned me or something cheese fck off classy

@@classycorgi9860 aye my eyes too fast should have make a read more spoiler warning idk damn

jeez calm down man.

I think that was his training for John Wick😂

It's literally Bill and Ted imitating all of Keanu's cool roles

@@marcuslopez9453 More like the Matrix.

That was called Rear Naked Choke in jiujitsu

@@CocaineCowboyJones No, he meant the little hand waves after sasha asks him what his problem is.

Hi Kate good morning ☀️ you just made me laugh. How are you doing?

Oh god now that would be hilarious. Krazy Keanu and Crazy Cage.

For real 1:35 his face scares the shit out of me, like Jack Nicholson in The Shining

nah instead he reminds me of tom cruise

We're the same person.

@N no shit

Especially while spouting alpha male shit its beautiful

RIGHT???

@@eloryosnak4100 I hope I'm that nimble at his age.

Yes so much yes 😂

Funny you say that. If you watch the conclusion of Knock Knock where he's left buried under his neck crying, Keanu sounds exactly like Markiplier whenever he goes into a cry fit in his let's plays.

Memento mori

Literally

They're even wearing black and white

Haven’t watched any of Unas Annus, but this gave me solid markiplier vibes

Except he was awesome before the jokes.

Yeah he really fits the role

@@icedoutcoffee I guess you could say they could be brothers. *Keanu:* That's preposterous we don't even look alike. *Wick:* I know right and you're still bleeding from that vase. *Ted:* This is the most peculiar accusations we've ever had to face. *Wick:* What are you doing here? *Ted:* They needed a third Keanu for the bit and Neo is still in the john. *Wick:* Yes? *Keanu:* He means the toilet not you. *Wick:* Oh...

"Yeah" 👁👄👁

At least he's still polite 😂

That just got me😂

Yes

No it's his evil alter ego. Chuck Spadina.

It's johnny silverhand

subtitles say Keanu

As if there was a difference :D

@Covid-19 has never been isolated nor examined ............NO, it's from a song lol

Hilarious lol

He read the script and wanted to do it so badly that he specifically got time away from shooting John Wick 3 just to do it lol.

His acting is the same in every role just like Jennifer Aniston.

...It's called angles...

Dracula must've got him.

I got a reflection of the top of his head

It explains why he looks so young

Raytracing is off in 2077.

But John Wick?

@@crypt0sFX nah. Silverhand

@@tomigun6913 But my John Wick.

Neo?

@@cosmothecourageous4580 nah. Silverhand is far more memorable and interesting

Lol

Hello dear fan thanks for your love and support towards me I really do appreciate write to me through my hangouts email address. fanspagekeanureeves@gmail.com

Probably 12 over here. Such a good time.

Watch beef lol

The movie itself is garbage. But the Keanu scenes are fun.

I’ve never seen it lol 😂

Lol

Or Chippin' In

deepest lore

Lol oh omg

1:03 as well

I'm laughing so hard🤣

You best believe he punch Keanu Reeves

I thought I was the only one

I remember him as 1/2 of the wyld stallyns. 😅

The fact that he can play an exaggerated and parodied version of himself is fantastic and puts him above most of the egotistical barbies in Hollywood

❤ hello how are you

🐣

Or Kerry

@@AlejandroPerez-cg5in Kerry kinda sucks though, and hes a total dickhead to you unless your Johnny sliverhand

No he isn’t, of course he bonds better with Johnny but he actually is fond of V. Only bad thing is does to you really is out a gun to your skull which was before he even knew who you were. If you completed the full story line of Kerry you would know who he actually is.

@@vindoe8792 I was referring to when you first meet him but yeah at the end hes alright I guess, except the pistol he gives you is absolutely dogshit and that whole quest line kind of felt like a waste of time IMO

@@dylh2967 i crafted archangel into a legendary and gave it a suppresser with mods that do bonus dmg to the head and its a beast. it just depends how you build it