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I just re-listened to the 10-day-old meat episode! It was great! Not for Mark, obviouslybut I mean... It only had white spots on it lol! Oh and we can’t forget Bedknife lollll!!! 😂

@@I_quit_trolling_now who?

:)

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Me too😭

Same

Mine was a 15 second ad about Nerf Guns 💀💀💀

Y'all still getting ads? Man, you really need to get some adblockers

Same... literally right smack in the middle of the jumpscare clip. LOL

do not listen to that individual very fake markiplier

6:17

Sweet in an odd way but that's very fitting

Lol wut

@@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo You know it's a healthy relationship when they can joke around like that

It's super sweet, the fact that they can joke about it and she buys him these things shows how secure they are in their relationship.

thats a healthy relationship XD 10/10

Lol a bot wants attention, and who among us hasnt done questionable food stuff XD

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@@ForgettiSpaghetti973 amogus

He was the crazed butt-staber all along! I made this comment before he said it. XD

Sounds like a sick make out sesh

@@nightsregalia8641 I don't think I needed this imagery but thank you 😄🥲

Willford?

Nevermind trying, hes certainly succeeded

lol i saw it

lmao

4 seconds and 20 milliseconds? 🤷🏾‍♀️

he said nice \

As soon as i saw 420 I was like: "you know what time it is...*gets up from bed to roll one🍃🍃*".

I'd like to see Mark play a Banjo Kazooie game. He'd love all the noises that those characters make when their chat bubbles pop up. It's the same style of using random sounds to represent that they are talking. Lol.

Spam

A true Distractible fan would already know that story

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@@ignitedchao i should listen to that podcast cuz that meatloaf story was funny

@@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44 You should. It's a great podcast

@@the23rdpresidentfunnyvalen44 In case you wanna hear the meat loaf story on Distractible, it's in the episode "Oh Shit Moments"

Lol I forgot the map existed too

considering that the cat ended up being the demon that trapped him in the first place, i feel like it deserved it.

was looking for this comment

he truely truely does.

You also never really see other male youtubers talking about their hair much, if at all? Idk, it's kinda refreshing. Edit; also the floof. I will never not love the power floof.

@@lailahayes6563 no he does have bad hair days, it's just that he still somehow looks good with rat's nest hair

Right!?

@@kalysian Kyle hill talks about his hair constantly.

4:20 microwave

a Coraline cat

Eh! To me the tone of the beeping shakes me to my core! It creeps me out so genuinely and idkw!

That's how I feel about Alan wake lmao

Bro that mimic jumpacare made me throw my phone.

mark when someone screams in a horror game 1. *tries to yell as loud or louder* 2. cool/neat/nice 3. well ok then 4. shaddup

yeah scared me half to death

I fully yelped. Which is rare. I'm jumpy but quiet 95% of the time but that one just GOT ME. Cause yeah, it was so unexpected.

its the asian genes im tellin u

I AM SHOOKETH

“OCD KICKS IN”

I used to get triggered with ppl doing this. But now I understand why. If you save in the same slot every time and the game bugs out or randomly freezes and you saved it there's no way to reload into it without it happening again. I don't constantly save in a new slot but I back up save every few hours into the game. Sure might mean I have to repeat certain things as slot 1s save errored or corrupted but least I don't have to start from the very beginning.

@@ragingredhead9555 yeah for me I do this for harder games like final fantasy tactics.. where keeping track of saves are important so the game doesn’t make you stuck forever on a particular boss that you can’t get out of and makes you start from the beginning if your not careful haha I’m 30 hours in and still haven’t hit that boss…

@@ragingredhead9555 they meant when he left a gap by saving 2 below instead of 1

Not a masochist

Definitely not a masochist

He just wants to know how much he can take

Funny but he’s laughing at the banjo kazooie speaking and face animation.

We never fixed the universe we have to go back...

Personally I think microwaved is good in its own way

Personally I prefer to heat it up with my own body heat but you do you

Tried the pan heating up a day after: can highly recommend if you like a slight crisp bottom as well

@@mycatwashere4760 excuse me, what the fuck?

@@deathrex007 y'know you just pop it down your jimmy while you jog around a bit, keeps it warm and toasty... the pizza that is...

im glad im not the only one who was thinking of the spittoons xD

Had the exact same thought

Nasty hands...

Man I miss West of Loathing, such a hilarious game

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Just grease up a skriddle and go to town! (RIP Unus Annus)

@@thundermothstudio5446 don't you mean a ski- sgri- skittle?

@@rachezzel Yeah, that was my second choice.

Hello! Deciding to not have all these replies be bots (:

Aren’t his Horror games the best?

@@I_quit_trolling_now no you are not

Yea they are

I mean, with some help from Lixian he can be

Listen... Im not saying im a masochist

you know what they say, birds of a feather flock together (eat gnarly meatloaf and suffer)

Maybe he was constipated

As mark told lixian to hit us with a jump scare a giant beetle flew at my head so he did a great job😭

Meatloaf does strange things to a man.

Well, that’s his step-ladder. He never knew his real ladder. Badum tsss 😅

Bro where lol

I would argue it's not so much fear as it is common sense. Moldy meatloaf isn't scary, it's just not a good idea to eat it.

granted this is the same man that drank Ethan's piss so I'm not surprised lol

bullets will do nothing on their iron armor, i guess thats what you're trying to say

yes that is what happened in the video, what's your point

*bad to the bone*

“Parry this, you fucking casual”

@@AsteroidBK Its a *joke* 🤦‍♂

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Hearing the meatloaf story made me laugh and gag, i could practically taste the description

I'm gonna need your Datsun, please 🥺

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I think there are some bots in your comment

@@imaloneinspace8050 don't worry. I reported them.

Holy lord almighty the bots are awake and active tonight!

@@domalvarez2313 i did it too. I wonder why there are some youtubers that don't have those spams

I was scrolling through comments mid video saw this went what? A mimic did I miss something then suddenly I just hear "ITS A MIMIC!"

@@LWLProductions Dark Souls?? *activate nerd rage* Excuse me, mimics are D&D :)

@First Last Oh Dark Souls might, but they got them from D&D :)

@@rkbkirin5975 mimics are, like, everything, most fantasy games have a mimic or thing like it

@@mastertubbily1812 Nerd power activate: The first appearance of the Mimic was in the 1977 AD&D Monster Manual. That's a bit before there were any fantasy PC games that had graphics better than ASC-ii characters :) (It was even imitating a chest in the artwork and that's on Wikipedia if you want to see it) Ah, the Old Times as fantasy strove to push its way into pop-culture :)

It's just a ladder, nothing dramatic.

@@Nsodnoajdjksl lol it just got a good laugh out of me

@@breklynmikah1941 😐😐 wow you got the whole crowd laughing

@@Nsodnoajdjksl mhm mhm 😂

Seriously, mine were not only perfectly timed but perfectly matched with the ad that played

IT SO IS

Or an Oxygen Not Found reference!

Memento Mori

Then proceeds to headbutt 😂

then the headbutt absolutely killed me 🤣

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Wait what episode

Hahaha yes

@@dakota_jay_ I think it was "Oh Shit Moments"

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God, I remembered that exact time when he mentioned it😂😂 He was in Canada to record some for Edge of Sleep(coming out soon, I hope!!) when it happened. He was in the hotel room, if i remember. The garage on the washing machine was down here in Texas for Space before he announced it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thats the real horror

You can top the “i” icon and ask to remove the ad

the most scary thing to ever exsist

The nightmarish itself

Also sadly there has been a third ad introduced in UKposts. So unfortunate :,(

Actual facts. My husband has a similar sort of crush, and I've bought him some merchandise of that character as well for his birthday. Personally I don't get offended at all. Because I know his heart belongs to me at the end of the day and vice versa ♥️

If I don't put leftover pizza in the fridge, I eat it out of the box a few hours later. But if I do, I usually warm it in the oven, rather than nuke it.

@@wyliecoyote7822 you don't like to eat cold pizza from the fridge? Not even take a bite before putting it in the oven / microwave 😂

@@thetinypotatobun cold pizza is absolutely disgusting lmao

@@thetinypotatobun nah cold pizza horrible room temperature pizza is okay

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3 Bots in One comment You've won the world record.

@@zenith6854 bro you dont even know... top comment got like 15 bot comments, this shit is gettin out of control

@@mrvr5127 You get 1st place He gets 2nd.

I've seen the bots before, UKposts definitely has a huge problem with it, just don't respond directly to them and report em.

I completely agree

@@_JustJoe 🔥

i agree, he makes horror games oddly relaxing to watch

I’m glad this comment got positive replies. And yes, Mark somehow makes me feel a little safe when he plays horror games.

no stop lying

I'd probably refer them to a compilation or something, but ye with all it's amnesia and RE vibes this game does kinda scream classic Mork. As well as him being an intelligent idiot in the corner as usual 😂

This is actually my intro to the channel! Yay

Was just thinking this. This mf too funny

Hes a masochist

@@spammergetspammd he just wants to see if his body can take it, head butting the locked doors

the headbutt bit was hilarious ngl

he's definitely not a masochist

MAYBE

He's so funny lol

Lixain?

Lixian*

Sounds like a bit Bob Musclememory would do(did i spell that right???)

no cuz that happened to my dad in college(yakking so hard your eye blood vessels pop) from lunch room food poisoning and he got free food for the rest of his sophomore year

Yessss I’ve loved seeing his editing skills grow with their friendship.

I wouldn't nescesarily say greatest. But his editing skills Complimenting marks humor extremely well and thats all that is needed really.

Yall just be reaching like crazy 💀 he literally brings his face closer to the screen ... so many better editors

#1 UNHhhh editors #2 lixian #3 Brittany broski editor

Nah but fr this bot lol who tf uses telegram?

@@itsarvizian telegrams literally don't even exist anymore lmao. That bot is ridiculous

The microwave said 4:20

*Cat looks him up and down, as if appraising his worth*

Distractible reference

Lol mine was Disney+

Yes, that Wawa ad was quite scary.

I got the new Halloween movie trailer, does that mean I win? Except, I had to rewind because it bugged me that it interrupted the flow of the jumpscare and I got the Halloween trailer at the same exact place as before. So, all in all, I think I win and lose

Omg me too! The vibe was different but I liked it. Glad someone else noticed

Totally. And a bit reminiscent of younger Mark.

@@jessycastoepker He did say that the amnesia reference sparked a memory.

Glad there were other people that caught that! Felt nice to listen to while I worked.

“Slightly”

Definitely my favorite moment of the whole video, that reaction was perfect! xD

I just read this as it happened in the video 😂

I was looking for this comment. Im laughing so hard at that

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@@art-and-a-half507 whats the song if anyone knows

@@goblinsaltiness4429 I don't know, sorry. It might be a stock sound/song as there isn't any credit in the description 🤔

I know! I just rewatched his outlast videos and caught that 😂

LMFAO

The actual terror

Yeah I got a Groupon ad

bro idk how big yalls air fryers are but there’s no way i could fit a piece of pizza in there 😂

@@jake_van You tellin' me a slice of pizza is too big for your air fryer? I could easily fit two inside mine.

An air fryer and toaster oven are superior to the microwave. Crisp crust and toppings.

Gonna be tough for me cause my fam bought a oven with an air fryer, all instructions to heat up the slices are all for the smaller air fryers 🥲

Nah thats y u put a glass of hot water in with the microwave pizza its wae better trust

I was waiting, hoping to see a tiny box in the piles of boxes but if never came

Same! im currently playing RE1 and was shook upon seeing how many similarities there are, and im only like 10 minutes into the video 🤣

Even the reveal of the first zombie was pretty similar to RE1

SAME I LOVE IT

And the fact that the guys in hoods are similar to Los Iluminados as well! :D

I think Mark just tries to push buttons and see what works. Listening to distractible made me realise that mark does this...on the daily

Happened to me too lol