NO ITS MY WAIFU... Congrats on almost 3M views

FuPoo waifu

Weeb.

this is art

FuPoo you watch kub scouts?

King_IntenseF0XX 😂

King_IntenseF0XX 😂

King_IntenseF0XX 😂

King_IntenseF0XX 😂

King_IntenseF0XX XD

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument!

the bgm is being played by the mayo

That explains the track used, then.

Plural orchestra*

horse radish is not an instrument, either

​@@gabegamez1018dude can't take a joke

No He ordered patty

Hahaha 😂😂

load of masterpiece*

load of mayonnaise*

You'd stare too if you ordered a burger and got several gallons of freestanding mayonnaise between two buns.

​@@autinjones7194 "Wha- bu- HOW? AND WHY?"

This got a good laugh out of me haha. Take my like

Epic Jake LMAO

More like: When you tell Subway to toast your sandwich, and they skipped that step.

Philip Ottey as a subway employee i am offended by this statement. I do the toasting everytime. Its the veggies im inclined to mess up on excuse you. God, some people.

No Land Beyond I didn't mean to offend but it's a joke like the fast food memes. I feel for subway employees though; my classmate who was manager there had to deal with customers being savages by returning an uneatenned sub after paying/walking out with it and then decides to order the same type of sub twice. The only reason why I don't go to subway is because price you get(overpriced), even for the healthy subs. The store I go to only adds 2 frickin meatballs to a 6 meatballed sub when I asked for double meat and charges nearly a bag of chips/small drink for it. What I also don't get is subway doesn't do triple meat since youtubers rant and supporters give legitimate questions about it. I'd personally be fine with it because of all these limited released subs that are floating around, which are also not healthy if you ask me...

Philip Ottey im sorry but my comment was intended to be some form of comedy

But why though?

LoL

Fr in every game Wally would ask for mayo😭😭

@una persona Anónima clam down edgelord

@una persona Anónima yo bts is shit tho

@una persona Anónima Straight fax man

At this point its cement

Crunchy mayonnaise

Ñ

@@CompetitiveHating why out of context bro

Cement ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

$29.90 Adjusted for inflation

Si Enn that's what she said

WTF

aidan brymer omg u dirty lol

XxX_BoiYouSuck_XxX _XxX When I see a chance I strike

legend has it that the guy customer came back after hours, dug the sandwich from the tomb and ate it

Ryan yea a little on top. And the sides

Absolutly

Dellay P. Obviously

Bruh why we watching this it was posted 7 yrs ago😂😂😂

Ryan yeah

🙏🗿

Same here fam.

Same haha

Mine too

Same

Same😭🤣🤣

You should thank them, they're making sure you become a strong and healthy comrade!

*every been to subway?*

Underated

@@yuudii where the fuck did you get that comrade shit from?

And they believe they deserve to be paid $15 an hour.

Turbro I have no fucking clue

Turbro idfk

we may never know

Turbro tahts right

Turbro wait UKposts actual has an office...Wow turbro...Just wow Comment if u found the difference 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗 Wow u smart bro XD

its supposedly infinite and is called universal mayo and is the only thing that will exist when the entire universe dies in 100 googol years or 100¹⁰⁰

@@onionguy1 ha

@@onionguy1 lol

@@onionguy1 the mayo is also very dense, it can bend space and time in the fourth dimensional axis so that it can contain more than just infinite amount of mayonnaise.

its like doraemon's pocket

I though only mayo

Food, we serve sir here

@@mfznal-hafidz8592 stfu yoda

We serve sir here food.

We serve mayo here, not food!

😉😉

MEEM MAN! 😂

Stonks

@TankistMiras_ meen

If you give me BOBUX i will pay your TAXES

Its true art

Is just beautiful

This art is showed by a video... soooo... its art AND video btw

It's still art

Ragecomics still exist, btw. But now it's all about postmodern and irony

Man who edited this was ahead of his time for sure!

yea

@@manwhodontlikepickel1327 well... i was talking about russian part of internet, but if it's still actual humour here, I'm happy about that

I think I first watched this around 2013.

Nah man n it's not important like my playlist is

So true!

Clorox Bleach it's ninth in the 1,987-video trash playlist by miistification

Clorox Bleach you're everywhere aren't you.

Sterling Hicks I am. I'm *EVERYWHERE*

just a random comment I did.... I'm glad I did tbh LOL

me

me ._.

Yes.

just a random comment I did and I really wonder why cause I don't watch anything related to cooking

oh that mayonnaise is coming from something thats hard and big

@@alexplaygames4446 *like an even bigger mayonnaise bottle?* 🙂

@@Waterspicewithsomejuice143 stay inoccent

@@Waterspicewithsomejuice143 😂

Sus

MaxMeanTM Probably why the person didn’t want it. Didn’t have enough mayonnaise.

ThatOneKid D you can like now

Angelica Rodriguez no it’s because it’s the wrong order 😂

*gives mayo burger* Oh, you wanted more? Uh, wait just a moment. *A long time later* Here is what you asked for, more mayo! Huh? Not enough? You know what customer? Take this mayo bottle and put more mayo on your burger. I'm gonna serve other customers now. Customer: But wait! How about the mayo bottle? Me: I have an extra one so yeah.

@demon bendy Uhh.. Do you know the meaning of 69?

People made ytp

He was ahead of his time

Thats a clever username you have

And the quality

Right

Me: can I have no mannoyise My dad:

@@ITZALEXXVX lol

1000th like

@@user-jz5mx5ye9y r00d much

Worth waiting

Annalyn Draws autism joke

Annalyn Draws EXACTLY

Annalyn Draws the fuck does that have to do with anything

You show them the true potential of mayonnaise.

Squirt the Mayonnaise to the Customer's Mouth

8-BitCookies 2 so true though

That's right dude

(COPS CALLED) (ALMOST DIED) + $500 DOLLAR GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY?!?!?!?!??!!!!1!11?

8-BitCookies 2

*[GONE WRONG] !!![GONE SEXUAL]!!!*

Alejandro Blanco *mayonaisy*

I think you kinda salty 'cause I'm the favorite son(if you get that song reference, you are my senpai).

Tornadohead Girl I get its a Logan Paul song reference

NO ITS CALLED DAMN SODIUM CHLORIDE GOD DAMN IT

is soooooo much mayonnaisy:)

CT Pinkie I’m keeping the likes at 555

585 Likes XD

I Waifu, You Waifu, You & Me, Waifu?

I Am So Confused... 601 Likes BTW

@@jaydenespinosa5722 now is 666😆

Hold the mayonnaise

Patrick couldn’t get his instrumenting right

Yeah

@@thenafguy2006 Hahaha

The Very First Alien On Earth yup

О чём ты?😁 Я опоздал на 13

Had to do it to em

You will never understand their pain until you work there at a fast food place. I worked at subway for a couple of months and loathed every minute i wasted my life there. Peoplewould get mad if you put a little mayo, too much mayo....and even an average round of mayo. So they get mad nonetheless. UNLESS you squeeze the fuck out of the mayo until the jizz starts to ooze out of the condonment jar...then they dont get mad. So if you prefer less mayo, you are the minority...

NOT TO MENTION the fact they also get mad if you ask "is this enough mayo" as if they were on a time crunch or expecting you to know their desired amount. Mostly the elderly expect us to mind read how much mayo they want...uts fucking retarded

@@Comradist sorry to hear that. Theres many dicks in this world

Lol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

o wow u jinias

*i think we need more mayonnaise*

lololol

JCrispy_ lol

That must be where all the mayonnaise ends up

JCrispy_ | I hate mayonnaise and mustard.

LivCat Randotivity oh hello SpongeBob

Raaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Daemm i like your dp noiceee

There wasn’t enough

He got mad because the mayonnaise bottle didn't come with the order

@@kakyoin9355 ur right XD

Bruh he wanted the bottle with the burger and fries with mayonnaise on it

Titty Corn Mayonnaise

Art

little did he know....

You can't rush art

yeah you were that one kid that was always on coolmath in the computer lab instead of actually doing your work on scratch

True.

in reality the mayonnaise tower might fall over, or the customer would get mayonnaise everywhere.

wild webb 98 that's how bukakke was created.

Lol

Creativity2005 REEEE

@Gēōrge and other things r/wooooosh

Nice Plotwist

Sena/GachaStudio that’s what I’m saying 😭

lol

i would pay $10000 for that

Sena/GachaStudio Lmfaooo

666 likes

That One Creative Username *when you realize the bottle has more mayonnaise worth than the price of all Jeffree Star's expensive things*

This comment is so freaking underrated

Open the fucking bottle and BAM , The world is mayonnaise and world hunger will be gone

I'd rather actually starve to death than eat mayo 😂

That line of thought is why people think we’re killing the Mayo industry.

Lmao

Cmurrayy no you'd die from an instant heart attack

Juggernaut 797 it won't flood the world! wth is wrong with you?! it will flood the multiverse!

Cmurrayy 365 likes dafuq?

Cmurrayy 490 now biotch

Cmurrayy 500 likes?

lololololololol

Ashhy_ :3 AND MY PARENTS NEVER LET ME DO THAT

How the fuck did I get 449 likes o^o

_Holy shit_

wIth YoUr mAyO?? LOL

*One krabby patty hold the mayonaise*

just a lil bit

Thank you for the request CraftNico TV should take around 7 mins.

congratulations to the best comment

Actually the recipe calls for 2 squirts

Square up fam

He was the perfect burger, but she was not /Wally/

how much is this thing?

That's no mayonnaise! THAT"S MY CUM!!! (GASP!)

_:DD_

Same comment as I did. Nice

@@atomicshrewcifer fuck no!

No u

Person: *does this video* hmm a notification GOD WANTS TO KNOW UR LOCATION!

You forgot the instrument.

@@squishyninjalite1818 r/woooosh

Arthur Brito Juca lol

Lol xD

IS IT (dun dun dunnnnnn)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

The secret ingredient is Krabby Kummies

I don’t think McDonalds has mayonnaise. I think you mean Burger King.

Lmaooooo

@@mastercabbage they have the mayonnaise

imeverywhere. this one lady only gave me two packets and turned away lol

Omg

Your pfp is nanachi, therefore i love you.

Another one gets recommended this. I was recommended this 3 months ago. This game was also partially my childhood, I loved screwing up others' orders.

The Christmas content we all needed

And comitment

I see u everywhere lol

Recomeneneded*

IzAddy Cute Kid yep

Sammmeee....actually not disappoint this time. Their algorithm may actually be fixed.

IzAddy Cute Kid same I got it recommended

I love it

This one was one of the few games I could play at school so yeah

i remember playing this on notdoppler years ago

Played it at school

The times man, the times

Correct I did