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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

2 місяці тому

Meanwhile… “Balls out bowling” is popular in Pittsburgh, Hidden Valley Ranch teamed up with Cheez-Its for a new dressing, a New York City man lived rent free in a hotel for five years, and a bakery got caught reselling Dunkin’ donuts as allergen-free.
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 563
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 місяці тому
I just keep having to admit that Stephen, Seth, the Jimmys, and the Daily Show are what has kept me sane and alive the last few years. Life keeps kicking me in the teeth, but at least Ive got these folks to help me get through the day, one day at a time... sometimes one minute, one heartbeat at a time. I thank them all for what they do! And the most important part: Please, please tell your loved ones you love them EVERY chance you get. Tomorrow is not a given; you're never promised the next sunrise. ~ ~ ~ ~ "And don't let it break your heart. I know it feels hopeless sometimes. But they're never really gone as long as there's a memory in your mind." _Hold On To Memories_ Dave Draiman, Disturbed MWB 1984-2023 RIP, son 🙏
@KennethLDocReeferKirk
@KennethLDocReeferKirk 2 місяці тому
Well said, I feel similar.
@jinstinky501
@jinstinky501 2 місяці тому
No jimmies allowed!
@missydelcoglin4087
@missydelcoglin4087 2 місяці тому
Keep hanging in there. You are loved.
@bkzone8
@bkzone8 2 місяці тому
@professorsprout3382
@professorsprout3382 2 місяці тому
Amen!!! May you get the supports (people to help navigate you toward opportunity or relief that you deserve). With networking I hope things shift. My social worker Rachel has lifted a lot of stress and barriers off my shoulders such as a little tech help, getting me and ESA animal.
@Zak_How
@Zak_How 2 місяці тому
Stephen, Seth, and Daily show helps me get through the week.
@diesel5243
@diesel5243 2 місяці тому
Same.
@Chichi-ld1eo
@Chichi-ld1eo 2 місяці тому
Me too. I don’t know where I would be without them.
@terrydempsey6174
@terrydempsey6174 2 місяці тому
Don’t forget Jimmy Kimmel! (BTW, is that other Jimmy fellow still around?)
@ayejay5603
@ayejay5603 2 місяці тому
And booze.
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 місяці тому
​@@terrydempsey6174yeah Jimmy Fallon I think it is, he's still going.
@tytn9978
@tytn9978 2 місяці тому
Nude Bowling! There are so many jokes for this ... they truly write themselves. Nice to see that Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" is on the Ball!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 місяці тому
The idea is nuts. It takes real balls to bowl naked. Unless they can keep enough interest and avoid any legal problems, the league will go tits up. Butts.
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 2 місяці тому
My sides were *split* after those bowling jokes.
@acevedolc
@acevedolc 2 місяці тому
What?! Mr. Barreto was actually George Santos?!
@akatesays
@akatesays 2 місяці тому
Thank God for these being uploaded to UKposts. Big love from Wales x
@JillWhitcomb1966
@JillWhitcomb1966 2 місяці тому
I used to live in Newport, south Wales (not overly far from Caerphilly and Cardiff) a few years ago as a digital nomad. Lovely country, and really friendly people!
@MarioBono
@MarioBono 2 місяці тому
And some love from Australia!
@akatesays
@akatesays 2 місяці тому
⁠@@JillWhitcomb1966I’m from Newport :)
@claire_conway
@claire_conway Місяць тому
I'm in England, have you seen the most recent videos are blocked over here and comments turned off? No idea why!
@jojotheswede8444
@jojotheswede8444 2 місяці тому
Meanwhile gives me life
@sudsy7131
@sudsy7131 2 місяці тому
In the meanwhile
@zxggwrt
@zxggwrt 2 місяці тому
The best segment and intro ever
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 2 місяці тому
Said it before, I'll say it again. The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art. This one is perfect!!
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 місяці тому
"The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art" - One person's art is another person's pile of sh*t.
@naomiarram5187
@naomiarram5187 2 місяці тому
@@nomore6167 Yup, Stephen's point exactly!!
@breezyncj
@breezyncj 2 місяці тому
Yessss like the channel After Skool!!
@ericrypt
@ericrypt 2 місяці тому
and live!
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 місяці тому
I don't know why people don't like it. Without the intro it's just Colbert reading the news. The intro is a masterpiece of creativity every time.
@nancyanneberg403
@nancyanneberg403 2 місяці тому
3:48 am and woke to turn on my phone to hear this. Worth it. Thank you Stephen, i laugh still. Age of miracles is not past.
@cannablissdreams
@cannablissdreams 2 місяці тому
it's 2:19am where I'm watching.. 😂🎉
@blackNwhitetalkshow
@blackNwhitetalkshow 2 місяці тому
I don't get to watch it at night but I always watch this at 3:30am in the morning getting ready. It is my morning routine 😅I used to watch Leno and Stephen with my father as a kid. It's always been something I feel I bond with him.
@oliviasimonich2386
@oliviasimonich2386 2 місяці тому
4:02am, then to bed for me.
@melaniehassler2405
@melaniehassler2405 2 місяці тому
2 am for me this time
@rexcellencemagee6729
@rexcellencemagee6729 2 місяці тому
Great way to start the day, huh? 4:29 lol
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 2 місяці тому
Funny... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent.
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 2 місяці тому
Clearly you did not get the joke 😂😂😂
@feronanthus9756
@feronanthus9756 2 місяці тому
you live in a place for 140 years you're gonna pickup the accent.
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 2 місяці тому
I laughed way too hard at this! 🇫🇷🥖🎉🎇
@morenamontalvo8199
@morenamontalvo8199 2 місяці тому
Lol that's funny
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 2 місяці тому
French or Italian, both lingoes are regarded as "kitchen-Latin".
@cesarmadero05
@cesarmadero05 2 місяці тому
Dude if The Late Show does a full compilation of every MEANWHILE opening... it would get millions of views.
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 Місяць тому
Let's get this A MILLION LIKES!!!
@Arational
@Arational 2 місяці тому
If you can fit into a bowling ball, you've got smaller problems.
@DuchessofEarlGrey
@DuchessofEarlGrey 2 місяці тому
Someone's gonna get stuck. Might as well have the fire department hang around.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому
There’s definitely going to be lots of ball-washing at that alley
@donwyates
@donwyates 2 місяці тому
I'm sure the real fun is with the pins.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 2 місяці тому
That's the Donald Trump story we *don't* need.
@jasondoust4935
@jasondoust4935 2 місяці тому
I do hope that nude bowling allows bowling shoes. I mean, otherwise, that'd be weird...
@TheGiggleMasterP
@TheGiggleMasterP 2 місяці тому
"Fill in the gaps" that background laughter made my day 😅
@samanthabourne4865
@samanthabourne4865 2 місяці тому
Blanks😂but yes
@KingOfAllJackals
@KingOfAllJackals 2 місяці тому
2:43 - No sentence should ever begin with “Pittsburgh nudists”
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Місяць тому
😎👍👍🐾
@ramenai
@ramenai 2 місяці тому
i'm honestly surprised stephen didn't try the hidden ranch x cheez-its sauce at the end
@CyberVforVictory
@CyberVforVictory 2 місяці тому
Well he doesn't have a death wish
@IAmJustR
@IAmJustR 2 місяці тому
gotta draw the line somewhere 😂
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 місяці тому
They gotta pay
@marinacosgrove4245
@marinacosgrove4245 2 місяці тому
Transient bungle trunk....!!! I love this!
@CyclingSteve
@CyclingSteve 2 місяці тому
5:47 turns into Jon Stewart for a few seconds.
@ericmccarty9656
@ericmccarty9656 2 місяці тому
Even late and live, priceless well done
@BlestNekun
@BlestNekun 2 місяці тому
So I guess all the balls will be blue? 😎🍻😎
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 місяці тому
Jesus Quintana (from The Big Lebowski) would definitely Glenn Quagmire the thumbhole in the bowling ball.
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith 2 місяці тому
Seems to me only Donald Trump is small enough to fit in that hole...🍄🌮 (Ya don't put mushrooms in a taco...)
@bcb7443
@bcb7443 2 місяці тому
With the new mushroom emoji Stormy Daniel’s can appropriately describe tRump!
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Місяць тому
My thoughts exactly... SADly... 😣🤪😖🥺😳😱🤢🤮
@THEshamusfan
@THEshamusfan 25 днів тому
If only it were Cheeto orange
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 місяці тому
If the guy was exploiting an obscure local housing law, then that means he wasn't doing anything illegal, so why was he arrested?
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 2 місяці тому
He claimed ownership of the whole hotel and tried to charge other tenants rent lmao. The story is absolutely wild. Apparently the hotel is owned by the Moonies and he had a personal beef with them.
@pal5683
@pal5683 2 місяці тому
Loopholes get closed.
@daviddelgado6090
@daviddelgado6090 2 місяці тому
He had been living there and the place got sold. They never sent him a new lease. During the confusion he managed to put a lien on the place. For a squatter he was very savvy with the courts.
@nomore6167
@nomore6167 2 місяці тому
@@pal5683 "Loopholes get closed" - Yes, they do. However, that does not criminalize activity which was legal when it occurred.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 місяці тому
@@daviddelgado6090 Some people get by on their ability to exploit the system, it's like their career. Sounds like this guy had it all figured out.
@JRKonungrinn
@JRKonungrinn 2 місяці тому
The donut story deserves more attention. The "baker" who sent the Dunkin Donuts was selling them as gluten-free and vegan. That's a major health danger to people with allergies to wheat, eggs, or dairy, and to people with celiac.
@hammerdall
@hammerdall 2 місяці тому
Ok sure, but more importantly, Dunkin Donuts aren’t actually any good. I expect vegan donuts to probably be better than their crap
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 місяці тому
Snowflake
@JRKonungrinn
@JRKonungrinn 2 місяці тому
@@rosepahl8663 If you think people who don't want to be poisoned by their allergies are "snowflakes", I don't know what's wrong with you. I actually hope you develop a serious allergy so you can learn some empathy.
@logitimate
@logitimate 2 місяці тому
​@@rosepahl8663Having allergies or celiac disease is being a snowflake now? You do realize that these are actual medical conditions, which can (in the case of celiac disease or allergies that include anaphylaxis and not merely a localized reaction) be fatal, right?
@rosepahl8663
@rosepahl8663 2 місяці тому
@@logitimate living is fatal. Do that which you fear most and it no longer holds sway.
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 2 місяці тому
Emojis need to have more Australian animals Eg, Cassowary, Emu, Emu in combat gear, Map of Tassie
@dennisbergendorfii5440
@dennisbergendorfii5440 2 місяці тому
Does an emu need combat gear?
@ClonedGamer001
@ClonedGamer001 2 місяці тому
I don't think Emus wear combat gear. They won a war just fine without any.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому
Huntsman spiders?
@dennisbergendorfii5440
@dennisbergendorfii5440 2 місяці тому
@@ClonedGamer001 That's what I thought.
@WyvernYT
@WyvernYT 2 місяці тому
@@Tonyhouse1168Australian emoji should include spider, bigger spider, giant spider, and OMG Kaiju Spider.
@maeonmars9357
@maeonmars9357 2 місяці тому
I like how Lewis responds "Oh Stephen" when Colbert says "Oh Lewis"😄
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 місяці тому
How are they going to implement the new SAT in poorer school districts? If some kids get to use the electronic version and others don't it basically guarantees even more of a gulf between score results..
@MartinSchlomer
@MartinSchlomer 2 місяці тому
Why did police have to evict the squatter when he was exploiting a law? Couldn't they evict him legally? Or is this after he lost in court and still kept squatting?
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 місяці тому
The law was changed last year which eliminated the loophole (but the changes only just took effect). He was supposed to be served with a new eviction notice but there's some debate about whether or not that actually happened.
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 2 місяці тому
@@KS-PNW Usually a renter can drag things out for months after getting the notice ... sounds like there's a bit more to the story.
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 місяці тому
@@jpdemer5 you can if you contest the eviction. If you just don't respond then generally courts default to evicting you. Hence the controversy over whether or not he was ever notified of the new eviction petition (he says he wasn't).
@FelipeKana1
@FelipeKana1 2 місяці тому
Still, evicting someone because the law as update shouldn't lead him to being swated or imprisoned
@KS-PNW
@KS-PNW 2 місяці тому
@@FelipeKana1 he wasn't swatted he was arrested for trespassing (because he hadn't left). Don't get me wrong I don't agree with arresting him at all but NYC LOVES arresting people. They do it for things like "operating a megaphone without a permit" (at a protest) And rather infamously for allegedly selling loose cigarettes.. Hell Alec Baldwin got arrested a few years ago for bicycling without ID and he's a rich white guy (although in his case I'd be willing to bet he probably ran his mouth some). For what it's worth this guy was out within Hours it's not like he's sitting in rikers.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 2 місяці тому
That guy getting free shelter in NYC for 5 years is a damn hero.
@Kaede-Sasaki
@Kaede-Sasaki Місяць тому
I want details, please. 🤓
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 2 місяці тому
Thank you Stephen & all---I needed something non-political tonight!
@jeffclement2468
@jeffclement2468 2 місяці тому
I was waiting for him to flub the word-jumble Meanwhile intro speech...but it was flawless!
@gregmark1688
@gregmark1688 2 місяці тому
LIVE! The most product placement you've ever seen in a single segment!
@timoconnell
@timoconnell 2 місяці тому
Can we get Lewis a signature Telecaster? I feel like he deserves it at this point.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 2 місяці тому
That special level of gay when armed cops break into your apartment and you go: "Oh no, boobs."
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh 2 місяці тому
Not that there's anything wrong with that. lol
@calebcain4729
@calebcain4729 2 місяці тому
Well, if he thought it was a sex thing, then I think that's the regular kind of gay...
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 2 місяці тому
Can’t wait to see WTH you’re talking about 😂
@UnderstandingDarkness
@UnderstandingDarkness 2 місяці тому
Def the fav story of the segment! 🤣🤣
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 місяці тому
Um... that's not a "special level" of gay, dude. That's just ... well, just gay!
@plsdunaskmyname
@plsdunaskmyname 2 місяці тому
I thought the only emoji we need is the Colbert! 🤨
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Місяць тому
I was surprised his emoji didn't get included somehow! 🤨🤔
@mickeydixon7978
@mickeydixon7978 2 місяці тому
Oh God. I'm beginning to harmoniously understand the intro to "Meanwhile."
@FalloutJack
@FalloutJack 2 місяці тому
Okay, I'm FROM Pittsburgh, and I didn't know about that...and I'm not sure that I needed to know, either. But I quote Arthur Darvill in Doctor Who for that super-squatter arrest: "There are soldiers on the front lawn, and I'm in my pants!".
@user-bf2eb5xr9d
@user-bf2eb5xr9d 2 місяці тому
POTUS said: MEANWHILE during SOTU address and I can't help but think of this segment.
@GoldenEdgedGreg
@GoldenEdgedGreg 2 місяці тому
He said it and the applause break was so long he had to repeat himself twice, people can’t get enough of… meanwhile
@ozwaldmosis3603
@ozwaldmosis3603 2 місяці тому
would the Statue of Liberty not have a French accent?
@jonhinson5701
@jonhinson5701 2 місяці тому
Well, she's been here so long.
@xanderprangler8621
@xanderprangler8621 2 місяці тому
She spent like 40 years in France and 100 in NY.... So by now she probably eats hot dogs and speaks spanglish with an Italian accent, except for her superb pronunciation of "croissant".
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 місяці тому
🙌🏻
@maryanthony8799
@maryanthony8799 2 місяці тому
Katie Britt was auditioning for the high school play
@sherrinunya4079
@sherrinunya4079 2 місяці тому
This was above par, fabulous!
@Bun800
@Bun800 2 місяці тому
not gonna lie I was hoping he was gonna get into how Mickey exploited the housing situation and became squatter supreme 😆
@HelgeMoulding
@HelgeMoulding 2 місяці тому
Props to whoever writes the Meanwhile intro.
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 2 місяці тому
We need those emojis. Now Stormy Daniels can get the emoji translation of the part of the book where she describes Trump. 🍄
@TheKrispyfort
@TheKrispyfort 2 місяці тому
🍄 is too big
@dahn57
@dahn57 2 місяці тому
@@TheKrispyfort That's why they made the smaller one 😛
@OriginalPiMan
@OriginalPiMan 2 місяці тому
@@TheKrispyfort I'm just going by how she described him. I think she said like Toad from MarioKart.
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 місяці тому
If you're an English major in college, fear not, you should know there will always be a place for you in Colbert's Meanwhile intro!
@paulosilva3350
@paulosilva3350 2 місяці тому
Get them while it's hot!!!... Meanwhile. Love it.
@AlexDogwalker1234
@AlexDogwalker1234 2 місяці тому
If the donuts tasted good, they weren't Dunkin'. Dunkin' leaves a disgusting coat of lard on your palate.
@tom4150
@tom4150 Місяць тому
I find them very dry. Like dry cake
@AlexDogwalker1234
@AlexDogwalker1234 Місяць тому
@@tom4150 Sometimes they're dry, sometimes they're lardy. Inexplicable to me how people eat them.
@EthanShalev
@EthanShalev 2 місяці тому
Sure, we have all the emojis we need, ever since Colbert got himself onto the list 🤨
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 місяці тому
I was surprised that he did not mention his own emoji!
@annestewart5741
@annestewart5741 Місяць тому
​@@witchypoorose5196 Same here!!! 🤨
@Kaede-Sasaki
@Kaede-Sasaki Місяць тому
@witchypoorose5196 Is he allowed to talk about anything that happened on his old show?
@Judo593
@Judo593 Місяць тому
I love how most of the Meanwhile openers begin with Stephen walking up in a random place 😂😂😂
@kappatvating
@kappatvating Місяць тому
Always love the meanwhile intros
@andrealarson4146
@andrealarson4146 2 місяці тому
When really what we need is a chef's kiss emoji.
@archmage_of_the_aether
@archmage_of_the_aether 2 місяці тому
"they're gonna take my thumbs" was written by Conan for Crusty on the Simpsons in 1991. Just saying.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 місяці тому
It's Krusty.
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact 2 місяці тому
You don't think that phrase was uttered decades earlier, or even in ancient Rome? That's a weak joke regardless.
@archmage_of_the_aether
@archmage_of_the_aether 2 місяці тому
@@johnsmithe4656 he can't read
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 місяці тому
It’s so easy to cheat on the SATs now.
@kristieamaya3365
@kristieamaya3365 2 місяці тому
Colleges don't care how dumb your kids are anymore, they just want your tuition money
@user-zb7uh2ob1r
@user-zb7uh2ob1r 2 місяці тому
Ha! Probably will be a lot of SAT cheating going on. My students were pleased when the stupid standardized tests they had to take went on computers, for that very reason. I didn't care too much because those stupid standardized tests are meaningless anyway.
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 місяці тому
It COULD be done in a way where it's basically impossible to cheat. But it's likely that the implementation will not be quite that solid... It will be an interesting thing to see play out.
@nicholase2868
@nicholase2868 2 місяці тому
There are proctored online tests. Basically you're required to have a camera on you, and the software monitors for you switching tabs. It is still easier to cheat. For example, you could mirror your screen so someone else can look at it then give you the answers. I don't know if they'll be required to have the microphone on, but it shouldn't be hard to figure out how to communicate silently. Hell, they could just have the student pretend to take the test and have another person out of view that the test with another keyboard and mouse.
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 2 місяці тому
I don't understand why they would want to do that. Get into college and then everybody starts to notice REAL QUICK what a braindead cheat you really are.
@louisecharette-bertrand9577
@louisecharette-bertrand9577 2 місяці тому
The statue of liberty is a French girl.
@charleselmore4707
@charleselmore4707 2 місяці тому
What am I doing awake
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 2 місяці тому
Enjoying life, my friend. Enjoying life
@StylosetPapier
@StylosetPapier 2 місяці тому
At 3:20 you had a great opportunity for a 3-hole joke, playing off a bowling ball double entendre ….. :-)
@rondaallen7211
@rondaallen7211 2 місяці тому
i have to admire Mickey Barreto.
@N8T1V3-5F
@N8T1V3-5F Місяць тому
3:21 died😂
@mirrorman95
@mirrorman95 2 місяці тому
3:25 Best part
@jayczzzya
@jayczzzya 2 місяці тому
We all know what the mushroom tip is gonna be used for....naked bowling invitations 😅
@N8T1V3-5F
@N8T1V3-5F Місяць тому
5:21 same but not police😂
@Mike__B
@Mike__B 2 місяці тому
Ooooh Hidden Valley Ranch with Cheese-It flavoring... I expect to see this soon at a Grocery Outlet store.
@paulosilva3350
@paulosilva3350 2 місяці тому
Thank God for Stephen Colbert, he just tell us the truth in the humorous way...
@nbuehster
@nbuehster Місяць тому
Hidden Valley Ranch and Cheez-It? Isn't that like how bacon and mayonnaise are good when they're separate, but when they're combined,...? *looks for the right emoji* "We have all the emojis we need!" My first thought was the emojis he was referring to when he said "sex stuff". He did forget the poop emoji though. We can't live without that one.
@cmj5595
@cmj5595 2 місяці тому
I love my city!!! Pittsburgh!!!
@omalor
@omalor Місяць тому
3:17 ph come on guys, get your mind out of the gutter! 😅
@robertdullnig3625
@robertdullnig3625 2 місяці тому
The digital SAT has been around for a while, this is just the first time the paper one was not also available.
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 місяці тому
Someone at the nude-bowl-o-rama is going to call himself "The Big Lebowski " for sure!! 😎😎
@tammymatt9186
@tammymatt9186 2 місяці тому
Dammit. You beat me by twenty minutes to that one. Kudos
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 місяці тому
@tammymatt9186 Hey, the "Dude" abides 👍😎💨
@tammymatt9186
@tammymatt9186 2 місяці тому
@@encarnacionvillazana3270 😆
@encarnacionvillazana3270
@encarnacionvillazana3270 2 місяці тому
@@tammymatt9186 As Walter would say "fuck it dude, let's go bowling" 🎳 👍👍😎
@being2107
@being2107 2 місяці тому
🆕 emojis?!??! Mushroom reminds me of what stormy Daniel’s said about autocrat Trump.
@robertschwartz4810
@robertschwartz4810 2 місяці тому
And, you think YOU'VE seen gutter balls!
@annepankau8329
@annepankau8329 2 місяці тому
Loons are very shy. Even when i was a kid and they still had loons in the lower peninsula of Michigan, we would hear there lonesome cry but i never saw them. this one must have been very lost.
@shelleyjennings4344
@shelleyjennings4344 2 місяці тому
I couldn’t live without the eye roll emoji!
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176
@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 2 місяці тому
3:33 As a person who has a lot of food restrictions, I am GREATLY OFFENDED.
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey Місяць тому
Honestly I don't get what's so funny about lying to people about the food they are eating. I have friends with food allergies and sensitivities who suffer a lot when something like this happens to them.
@scottscarafile4370
@scottscarafile4370 2 місяці тому
Come on Stephen, everybody knows that the Statue of Liberty has a French accent, she was a French gift.
@JoeyB681
@JoeyB681 2 місяці тому
Oh look honey, a blue veined throbber😊
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 місяці тому
Hunh... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a dirty french accent.
@kenchristie9214
@kenchristie9214 2 місяці тому
I could hear Diaper Donnie saying "If only they would make those bowling ball holes smaller".
@RadicalTrivia
@RadicalTrivia Місяць тому
I'll be going to Balls Out Bowling. I host the Naked Trivia event for the same group. Great crowd!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 2 місяці тому
@3:19: For this we hired the best writers!
@ricklehman8097
@ricklehman8097 2 місяці тому
Less pre-amble, more content.
@calebcain4729
@calebcain4729 2 місяці тому
Hey Stephen, I'd like to challenge you to taste a genuinely vegan donut from a vegan bakery, on the air. There are many to choose from that are within easy an-intern-can-get-it distance from your studio. You can even get them from a few different bakeries, to see if it's consistent. I'm serious. I understand that non-vegan donuts do taste good, and you can choose whether to be vegan or not, (that's all legal and culturally appropriate) but I challenge you to do this because implying that they don't taste good isn't a "gotcha" to vegans, it's proof to vegans that you've never tasted what you're talking about. It only makes you look ignorant, and you're missing out on some great donuts.
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 місяці тому
WAIT. I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent... Oh, WOW! HILARIOUS that he thought the armed officers at the door meant a spiced up Valentine's Day gift until he saw the female officers! 😂
@beachvacay3184
@beachvacay3184 2 місяці тому
Stephen, you went for the easy joke. Vegan donuts are actually very good!
@repealthepatriotact
@repealthepatriotact 2 місяці тому
For me to poop on.....
@witchypoorose5196
@witchypoorose5196 2 місяці тому
Hard disagree. I've had them. 🤢
@beachvacay3184
@beachvacay3184 2 місяці тому
@@witchypoorose5196 Voodoo donuts has good ones. There are some awful ones though.
@potato7461
@potato7461 2 місяці тому
me practicing my moves on the bowling ball
@chernobyl169
@chernobyl169 Місяць тому
NO! NO emoji collection is complete without 🗿
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers 2 місяці тому
Oh wow, who wouldn’t want to sit on shared plastic or vinyl benches, swapping butt-moisture-imprints like musical chairs.
@tabbyreed8925
@tabbyreed8925 2 місяці тому
Nudists have a towel policy to cover that, don't ask me how I know.
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers Місяць тому
@@tabbyreed8925 🤭
@stanleygohome4869
@stanleygohome4869 Місяць тому
fill in the blanks lol!
@ZoraXire
@ZoraXire 2 місяці тому
Micky was all like: Yeh I might have the right to remain silent....but you know I'm not gonna be!
@felicialightfoot2380
@felicialightfoot2380 2 місяці тому
6:24 am here in California. 😊
@Mortuusiam
@Mortuusiam 2 місяці тому
Actually, Lady Liberty would speak and say "Ehh!" with a French accent...which as I type this, I realize doesn't translate well to text so I will just leave it at that. 😆🤷‍♂
@SugahShy
@SugahShy Місяць тому
3:16 that bowling ball looks shocked and appalled.
@guyvandenbroeck8405
@guyvandenbroeck8405 2 місяці тому
Hidden Valley Ranch sounds like is what sprouts up my back in a hot summers day runs down the shorts and runs out again on a leg. But then again I'm a european.
@TheStarsphere
@TheStarsphere 2 місяці тому
Uh....why pull the rusty nails out? A shipping palate strapped with a few used suspenders sounds like a perfectly viable transient bungle-trunk. :P
@JasonW.
@JasonW. 2 місяці тому
Perception check, damn rolled a 2 DM: you can't find you ass while wiping
@linda-may5744
@linda-may5744 2 місяці тому
Love Light Peace 🌸🍃🌺🍃🌸🌱🌹✨✨✨✨✨✨💫
@ErikPasco
@ErikPasco 2 місяці тому
Wait! 🍋‍🟩
@hirudinaria
@hirudinaria 2 місяці тому
1:46 for people like me 😂😂
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 2 місяці тому
I expected naked bullet train jokes at the end. I was left unsatisfied.
@gnocchidokey
@gnocchidokey Місяць тому
like those bowlers
@DaeDaeDotNet
@DaeDaeDotNet 2 місяці тому
5:11 😂😂😂😂😂I get upset too when I see female officers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jessicapatton2688
@jessicapatton2688 2 місяці тому
I’m from near Pittsburgh! I didn’t know about naked tennis. I have heard about an underwear bike ride. I’d try that.
@derekbentley334
@derekbentley334 2 місяці тому
No cop ❤ doughnuts
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