I love how angelically aggresive this is

Me just expecting “The Bakery”: YES OMG WOAH!!!!! Me getting the whole ep: i-

Can’t believe this is 2 years old now! I still love listening to this all the time ✨ edit 10/28/23: still a banger edit 1/8/24: still a banger edit 2/16/24: still a banger edit 3/9/24: still a banger edit 4/2/24: still a banger ♡︎

Never forgiving Atlantic Records for denying her the music video for this song

Everyone’s talking about the comments or how early they are but can we all just appreciate this song and what an amazing person Mel is

This song has such a 'Come at me, b****' vibe

YALLL!!! If you listen to Recess, Fire Drill, Test Me, and then DEATH, it actually sounds like a cohesive transition into the PORTALS album

going back to melanie after going on a marathon of listening to other artists feels so welcoming 😭

Isn't this song giving y'all a little Nurse's Office vibes?

this song sounds like if carousal and nurses office had a child 🙈✨

100% volume with headphones isn’t enough.

Perfect bridge between k-12 and portals eras

Use me like bottom of “I didn’t expect the whole ep”.

Melanie: *_breathes_* No one: Me: Queen, Kingdom, Mommy, Universe, My everything

I used to think this was a bit too upbeat for sleep but no, this is perfect.

Test Me: Test me I'm mortal, defected by this form DEATH: Immortal by design

Nobody: Melanie: Let me just casually drop some bangers.

Her: *posts the bakery* Her again: *post numbers* Her again: *post test me*

After school songs are so underrated ngl..

It is surprising how in all her songs she talks about things that happen in real life and not only about love, breakup, heartbreak and love again, this can suggest the many problems of society, she has many talents, she is a photographer, she was a director from his own movie, sing beautiful, and more! I'm sure she will achieve much more

Me: i'm going to sleep... Melanie, uploading all of after school: *no u don't*

Melanie: **post** Us: *We Are Speed* 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

i love the fact that it feels so passive aggressive, and mel's beautiful voice makes it all better, i love this song.

A lot of difficult things have been happening lately, and every time I just breathe in, breathe out and say "it's the Goddesses testing me again"

You can say a lot about her but you can't say she isn't a hard worker. She literally had just put out an album plus movie going along with it, and now seven more songs. Bloody hell mate what a bloody hard worker.

Melanie: *releases the absolute BOP that is the bakery* Also Melanie: “AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP”

HERE'S MY THEORY ON THE NEW MOVIE: crybaby has died BUT the lady in nurses office said she's immortal and she will have a new life again and again. There is also a small clip of a creature with 4 eyes inside a belly or something which shows a new life to crybaby. Melanie has also said she will use this song in the new movie and if you listen it repeats the word "immortal" JUST A THEORY

Melanie Martinez is the most underrated singer, im starting a riot.

Unpopular opinion: This is the best song in After School

Melanie: *drops After-school Ep* Me: sleep can wait.... I can be late for online school....what they gonna do, send me home?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEST ME

OUR KING HAS RETURNED EVERYONE

She just dropped all these songs like, me trying to figure out which to go to first👁👄👁

TEST ME NEEDS A MUSIC VIDEO!! 😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤😭😭😭

“Im mortal, Deflected by this form”. That is the best lyric I’ve ever fcking heard in my stupid existence.

i cant be the only one who spaced out and just imagined a whole dance routine for this (I imagined a floor dancing and pole dancing routine combined)

*me: finally calms down after the absolute blessing that was bakery* *melanie: lol it’s not over*

the beginning is so satisfying istg

god bless this woman.

And when the world needed her most, she returned.

so she really just dropped all these bops AT THE SAME TIME and we're just supposed to HANDLE IT????

It’s 2023 and it’s still so good

3 years of After School 🎭💕

THE WAY SHE FITS DARK POP SO WELL

I just finished watching bakery now this masterpiece. *chefs kiss*.

This song will be on repeat for the next fifteen years.

For some reason this song just makes me feel badass. Like I will put it in to hype myself up before leaving the house.

mel: “drop your books when i walk in” crybabies: yes mam

2020: horrible Melanie: making everything better

The laugh at the beginning just satisfies me 😊

I can't believe I learn about this song so late in life while I follow melanie since HER FIRST ALBUM AHHHHHH this is probably my favorite song of all with Gingerbread man, The bakery and Milk of the siren

UKposts: Melanie Martinez Poste- Me: DON’T NEED TO TELL ME TWICE

melanie in test me: im mortal crybaby in k-12: pardon me? (edit: ik the ep is about melanie and k-12 about her "character" crybaby, its just a joke)

I love the "Haha!" and "Woo!!" In the beginning😙

I love how this song connects to the new era in a way we didn’t really expect to see coming.

Me: Gets excited for bakery Also me: gets sad when it's over Melanie: think again bish

Melanie: releases 7 songs at the same time Me: likes all the songs before listening to them because I know they’ll be awesome❤️

Apparently this song is a bridge to her new album which I think is good because this is my favorite song on the ep

This song is a bridge between k-12 and PORTALS!!! AAH

Melanie: **posts** Crybabies: *waNNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED*

Currently crying cause Melanie came back with a bomb ass album

This makes so much sense now

R.I.P Cry Baby 2015-2023

IM TRYING TO SLEEP BUT ALL THIS IS COMING OUT JSJSJD

AFTER SCHOOL IS FINALLY OUT THE QUEEN IS BACK!

She changed the covers of all her songs to rip crybaby I think this is the end of crybaby completely not the universe maybe but the characters maybe we’ll get a new one but it’s I’ve grown up with crybaby :((

Girl This woman can literally never make a bad song. How this possibel??

Is anybody’s favorite part when she says “ I’d rather be tested by goddess resting their head upon pillows of all they have learned” cause mine is

“Test me you’re mortal” “Test me immortal” “Test me I’m mortal” WHICH ONE

This ep is underrated

Favorite song by her

Who else is streaming “test me” so Melanie can make a music video on this song🥺?

Guys if we get enough streams on this song Melanie said we could possibly get a music video so just saying😌💅

All the previews are rip crybaby!!! This is so cool!

I preordered the new Walmart exclusive Grape and Orchid Splatter After School vinyls 🧚🏼‍♀️💗

lyrics: [Intro] Ha, ha! Wooh! [Verse 1] Hey God, I'll be the jester Entertain ya to the best of my ability When I suffer more, fragility, when I answer Pay me for a reason, oh-oh So stop complaining, I'll have our seasons, oh-oh It's not just a joke or a lesson to live through Every which way and second there's a breakthrough [Chorus] I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I'd rather be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Verse 2] I'm not to be forgottеn Trap your books when I walk in Magic talks, without talking I'll make the most bеfore the coffin Born to be desired, oh-oh Gotta learn, yeah, eyes are always on the next score But space isn't there to always be filled up It's the quiet, the downtime to breathe in my lungs [Chorus] 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh Defected by this form, oh-oh-oh So I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows Of all they have learned [Outro] 'Cause I'm mortal Test me, I'm mortal And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I beg to be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned 'Cause I'm mortal, oh-oh-oh (Give me an A+ if I'm doing this thing right) Oh-oh-oh, defected by this form, oh-oh-oh And I'd rather be be tested by goddesses Resting their heads upon pillows of all they have learned

This woman deserves more than she's getting.

Happy bday after school :)

Afterschool EP >>

Melanie really is so much more than a singer... She composes, writes lyrics, designs costumes, prepares choreographies and so much more I can't even begin to describe... She also creates music, not for the sake of it, but to convey important social or personal messages and deep emotions through her songs... She truly is the definition of an ARTIST. 💖💖💖💖

Plot twist: *melanie is literaly a test and yall failed in her*

The "oh-oh-oh" makes the music 100% better

The beginning of this is just 𝗬𝗘𝗦 and it fills my satisfaction

This song is literally so underrated.

this song feels like its really personal to her im not sure when she wrote it but I think it was recent

I love how she sounds so empowered saying she's just a human. Most of the songs that talk about beging humans are kind of: I'm just a human who makes mistakes and that's okay... she's: I'm mortal, but there's nothing that I can't do if I try, so test me b**ch.

This was actually made 2-3 years ago and im still listening to it and will always ✨🧚‍♀️🍄💚

BEST SONG OF AFTER SCHOOL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BAKERY

she popped off seriously i didn't expect the whole EP i was ready to sleep but she said no fam continue

Why do I feel like this would be perfect for the end credits after a movie. Just imagine walking out of the movie theater after this masterpiece stops playing.

I'm watching all her videos gingerbread man and P.E video with melaine inspires me so much

guys on twitter Melanie said that this is her favorite song on the EP❤️❤️💕💕🦋🦋

If you think about it, the song sounds like If Nurses office and Teachers pet were one song, like it has the “Oooh” from nurses office and kinda has a beat from teachers pet

The Melanie's songs are the only reason that I still alive in 2020

She better use this as a way to transition the k-12 tracks into death during the trilogy tour

She can and will NEVER make bad music, everything she makes is iconic and beautiful

am i the only one who LOVES the album cover for this album edit: ik its only 6 but tysm for the likes

Didn’t know she released a whole bunch of other songs, was too busy premiering the bakery 😂

I am the goddess testing her

This is stuck in my head ily melani3