It really is.

The Continetal GT is my dream car. I just do not want a red one.

I recon that maloo looked pretty good

The Bentley is the most beautiful yet still powerful car.

Wow yes

”Did you say Family?”

@@gonexity7961 nooooo

@@will1414 😂😂😂😂

@@gonexity7961 Dom toretto?

@@gonexity7961 😂😂😂😂

Yes

That means that the gtr's boot is big enough for fitting a Stig

@@amlaanjaiswal4473 jokz

@@aqeel-3771 what..?

Some say he tried to kill James after the race as he doesn’t like being in a boot of a car.

😆😆

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/epOjaYCqq6eXsqM.html

What do they expect? James May was faster than a German touring car driver (brits vs german in belgium zolda)

@@samsrides6197 your video was shite!!!! lol

@@NowFunStarts yeah, i almost broke my neck...

That is casual

jeremy: are you stupid men? JAmes: xD yeah....

Smug 😏

James May was black stig.

"Stig, it's James..."

fight fire with fire

@@optimalhazza fight whisky with tea

Don't forget...Aussie Stig drove rear wheel drive and made that time. That's pretty good!

It the battle of the stigs

The main stig is always better than his cousins tho

Fast-forward a couple a years and Hammond forgets where the finish-line is and it doesn't end well.

james may recently forgot the finish line again, your comment has aged like fine wine

Ironically Richard did that after in a other hill climing race and nearly die.

you could tell the beemer was struggling a bit

Thats a vigorous start...

V.L. yellow .. Bentley .. oo7 .. Cameron , black bmw... Oo3. .oops dirt flying

6:12

god i have no idea when i last saw someone use ROFL unironically

Yellow Money p

*boot

Must be one comfortable trunk

Some say that’s the Stig’s meditation spot when the Stig has some spare time.

MRTiGzoruA in the United States we say trunk

MRTiGzoruA trunk and standard system works best

Looks good on any red background. Up close, not really

No ur not my friend

every aussie watching loves that ute and if they dont its cause they're a secret american

Utes are very common cars they're built for Australian coniditions nearly all have v8s and a ton of horse power ute is short for utility vehicle, often owned by tradesmen because of the extra storage for tools on the back and can tow anything

@@thompsoon3 Thanks Wiki

I like it so much, I bought one

Must be very uncomfortable inside that GTR

Chouun Shiryu he looked quite comfy though. Arms crossed and all. In fact he looked bothered lol

651th like

@@ihasnobrain5665 720th like

Absolutely bloody funny quote ever 😂🤣

That's Clarkson for you

he's being ambitious and rubbish 🤣 thats clarkson

When you are racing you always turn off traction control otherwise it would slow you down. Even more so on a dirt track. It would kick in on every corner and the car would auto brake.

@@randomguitarguy5906 the script called for it

@@TheR3negadeMaster It's true, traction control on a two wheel drive vehicle severely reduces power to the engine whenever it detects loss of traction. It's not the same for a four wheel drive vehicle, because the traction control can choose a different wheel to send power to. The rear wheel drive vehicle was just a bad choice all around. I have a '98 Audi A4, FWD. Standard features include built-in ABS and ASR (anti-slip reduction). Basically ABS is for traction when braking and ASR is for traction when accelerating. However, the ASR system uses the same sensors to detect slipping traction, so it is interconnected with the ABS system. At one point, my Audi had a problem with the sensor being fouled up and giving off false positives around 15 mph for loss of traction. Therefore, braking on clear asphalt could result in the ABS kicking in and accelerating would instead find the engine reducing throttle. I had to turn off both systems with the ASR button on the console. This temporary fix immediately solved my throttling issues. Traction control for FWD or RWD vehicles is something you definitely don't want to deal with in a race.

What has an elephant appendage got to do with the boot of a car?

@@joshualee8022 In the US, we use trunk instead of boot. I don’t know why.

@@jd_the_cat I think he’s talking about the Stig, making a joke about his name.

where else would humans reproduce if not in the world?

@@Dave1507 its a reference to another scene from top gear

To be fair, all the births are fairly quick unless they come out sideways.

Some say it was ghengas khan

But now, we know that we can put the Stig in the boot of a GT-R

+Paul Lefrançois very helpful l!! :D

+Paul Lefrançois But how?? and does stig eats or sleeps

+sharpbleydz500 Some say he sleeps in the trunk of a Nissan GT-R ... and that he has a thing for Australian hill climb competitions. All we know is...!

+Troubleshooter125 All we know is that he is not the Stig, but he is the Stig's Australian cousin.

They knew each other too well

@@Rly.Boring No shit Sherlock.

Of course. Because that's what Clarkson DOES. Cheat.

@@aregulardude428 ROFL!

😂

I have been wondering why I adore this sight and see your comment and click, childhood makes all of it woow that is an awe to behold

doc hudson still wouldve beaten clarksons time

a normal dji drone ain't that fun. fpv drone is better at filming cool shots

Drones existed back when this was filmed. Trust me, for serious high quality films and TV shows, no drone will do. They still use helicopters.

@@jasondeland5487 yep. The few commercial drones that can carry those massive film camera lenses, cant move as fast as a helicopter or fly as long. Drones are probably only good for better planned out shots. Doesnt work too well for this type filmwork.

@@jasondeland5487 They kinda sucked back then cause battery tech was garbage and you'd run through a full charge way too quickly.

Lmao a very naive comment

mohammed haji 😂😂😂

Cheat

mohammed haji his endmark is downhill..with the rimac

that’s such a cheat

D3sU or on his roof at nearly 400KMPH

Lol 😂James is hilarious

Omg.. haha

Changes the connotation of the Bunnings sizzle a bit though :P

Real Topgear

Well not anymore.

I come back to this video all the time just for those shots 🔥

Super impressed after this. Fell in love after Madagascar.

Guess he's jealous of his cousin's bigger sausage. Lol ;D

doritos with mountain dew the stig(S) don't speak

That too.

doritos with mountain dew It would probably go like English stig: ...... Australian stig: .......

Because he has a big one 🍆

😂😂

His genius is frightening

I LAUGHED SO HARD

Suspicion **100**

@@spencer4679 **SUS 100**

When I cheated, I always made sure to purposefully get a couple wrong so it wouldn't raise suspicion.

1baby12bear who doesn't?😂

"4 Wheel Drive"

@@1baby12bear don't be afraid to go all balls in

@@1baby12bear always, one time i try to guess the last 4 answers and fucking got them right and the teacher knew i was cheating

Mamothdinolover 112 that seems... relevant... somehow

@@arthurpownceby5115 It's a pretty big sausage

Hahahahaha good one mate!!!

I think its more in the car, the australian srig drove some kind of weird truck

Isn’t more weight better for traction?

daaaamn

🤣🤣🤣

Australian Stig mustn’t have given it back.

There already is... The Grand Tour

This is one of the best short clips of these three. I've watched it several times, and it always amuses. The three of them have an incredible talent.

Jeremy Clarkson: the masochist

Heck, he was schooled by Hammond in a Country Mansion

A stock Volvo 850R would beat the M6 easily as well

He actualy didn't do bad without tc and with rwd

That's why it's for the weak... it's too easy to drive

dennis045 thank you!

7:35*

got a bit greedy there

I caught it too.

Taha Qadir he was talking about jeremy conspicous face

Ha, I remember James did a lap in a Rolls Royce and Jeremy said "Children come out of the womb faster than that"

@@straightbusta2609 Top speed test - James' Rolls-Royce Corniche (coachwork by Mulliner Park-Ward) v Jeremy's Mercedes-Benz 600 Grosser

should see the ferraria on snow

+NonsensicalVids yeah that one's great too

agree....

That's the thing

hahaha got me laughing,, no 1 can replace these boys

His arms are always crossed unless he's holding the wheel... or in the rare event of Stig-walking

Jonas Bezzubovas Like a vampire.

G31M1 %

He's busy trying to smell the rat.

😂😂

I think that was a Rimacc though? =0

@@netweed09 yes but he still had that same sort of accident

@@jones6613 OOh

Check if the exhaust is okay

Maybe because he knew that captain slow beat him.

We do actually.

Ishwinder Singh Walia kkk

Some Guy On UKposts that's true. us Aussies do

Ishwinder Singh Walia its funny as when he abruptly points saying "well look"!!!!

Of course. Just let me get my microscope.

Stigception?

LOL

only a gtr can beat a maloo

evo for emo's come back when you got something powerful

It takes a Stig to beat another Stig. (Vanishing Point quote rephrased)

aussie stig 4.5 inches longer than the stig

@@micktaylorwolfcreekmechanical Aussie stig's ears 4.5 inches closer together.. 🤔

@@aclark903 pommy stigs ears are 4.5 inches lower set

Aren't they called "thongs" in Australia?

Thongs mate.

bangers

Fly swatters

Seek help

AJ X i would make that face too if my mom can drive that well

Yes, he is quite a good actor. You realize this is all scripted right?

@@PhillipCowell01 is it really? Now you're gonna say professional wrestling is fake too

@@PhillipCowell01 I was thinking about that too. It eather was scripted or not. With top gear you never know.

Either way, it ended up warranting a place in the episode's intro as "Tonight: I move my eyes."

HSV

The Stig doens't talk he just walked away

gti.....

fixed

700Apache its a maloo gts not gti

+jill ian The face of suspicion!

+jill ian i had the same reaction

+jill ian hahaaha super suspicious

jill ian hi

It's like The Office.

"the china and silverware is going to fall over and make terrible mess with the butler's clear-up later"

@@gauravdayakar1450 xo

Jeremy - "None of what I'm seeing..." Hammond - "...makes sense?" Jeremy- "-is possible." ROFL

@@bobbynickles6090 very creative copy and paste

@@hypers3007 very creative copy and paste

+MrHPJunkie I'll take the GT-R, thank you.

I'll take the m6 ,thanks

I'll take the Bentley then

Well there is a maloo left...

I'll take the GT-R please

***** True.

+86fan Pretty sure they did, they had an episode with the HSV Maloo before and they've also driven several other HSVs, who don't do 4WD or FWD.

Fishfingers232 Maybe, I don't know why they would mick on Jeremy's car for it being RWD if they knew that the HSV was RWD.

86fan It's cos they had to use an Aussie car for the Aussie stig and all powerful Aussie cars are RWD, so he didn't really have a choice whereas Jeremy did. And a Stig is actually skilled enough to drive a 2WD car on a loose surface really fast, whereas Jeremy can't.

Fishfingers232 Good points. I was just making a statement. :)

X doubt

Hi

Editing magic

No it is not fake.... They filmed it upside down.

I mean a 150 thousand dollar GTR R35 isnt really meant to be driven in the dirt. Same goes for the other 3. They probably destroyed the car's underside.

@@sebastiaomendonca1477 guessing he's talking about the maloo

@@spacegrass6632 none of them are really meant to be driven in the dirt. I do agree with him tho.

@@sebastiaomendonca1477 *other 2...

Jezza??

@@syedm.abubakar7614 it means Jeremy

Same here

hMMMM

*Presses X to doubt*

@@Hikaria- r/woosh

@@headexploder9000 r/ihavereddit.