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If only real life worked like this.

0:49 Block: Dripstone Craftee: can i have those icicles

“It’s already lit!?” Doesn’t know that was a rare occurrence

17:01 craftee legit struggling on getting flint is something I never thought I would see ever

Pretty sure why you were sometimes able to take fall damage is this: The mod was written such that your propeller hat only activates when there is three or more blocks of air below, but some blocks (such as snow layers) technically count as a block but have no hitbox. So the game treats it as there only being two blocks of air below you yet you can fall three blocks, and then take damage. A way you could use this is to make a tower of signs, which the mod should treat as blocks, and then fall down them. Your propeller hat won't activate, but you will still take fall damage TL;DR blocks without a hitbox are still counted (signs, snow layers etc), so a tower of signs wouldnt active the hat but you cant land on them so you would die.

Does craftee realize how rare it is to find an ender portal thats already lit

Craftee:*gasps* the axe is sharp throw it on my eyes! had me dying 😂

Loved the throwback with the “challenge accepted”

Could've used a piston and some redstone to put the dripstone higher and still be able to break the block above it.

My favorite part is that he was laughing crazy to get the FLINT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Craftee’s neighbors are so tired of him screaming bruh

I want Chester back

When craftee was experimenting with fall damage. I know the basics of it. At the three block mark. You take 1 point of damage. 4 blocks, 2 points of damage. And so on. So the dev made sure that the propeller hat would trigger after detecting a 3 block drop or more.

3:20 you didn’t realize you could die to poison by eating the rotten flesh

Jumping into the void I just ended this whole guy's career

I like your channel soooooooooooooo much!

19:51 ”Hey mom can I play fortnite on your phone”

Great singing I loved it if you guys want to see it go to the time 22:59

The smaller the drip stone is the more the damage:Minecraft logic💀

I would dig a hole in the ground as deep as you want and put water in it put blocks over the water (lots of blocks) or think of what to do with powdered snow. BTW, 16:14 got me laughing! "Your not diamonds, your the blue pickles"

You can craft respawn anchor, and then spam glowstone super fast and it will blow up

At 16:33 Craftee: lets do this I laughed for…TWO MINUTES STRAIGHT 😂😂😂

I've found three ways to die with this, one is to suffocate while riding a boat into a one block air gap. For this to work, you also need a milk bucket to get rid of the saturation effect. You can also get a trident, enchant it with channeling using an enchanting table (trying to get a channelling book will NOT work), and then spam throw it at armorstands during a thunderstorm with the ground covered in bottom slabs (beware of fire as you get LOTS of regen). The third way is to go to the world border and pearl to the other side. Be sure to bring milk, as you will be given resistance and potentially saturation.

One thing you could have tried is death by entity cramming. Throw like twenty-five or so minecarts into a one-block hole or make an automatic chicken farm, then jump right in once the number of mobs exceeds the limit on how many entities can be in the same space. This will cause you to take suffocation damage, so you basically get crushed to death by a horde of chickens or whatever else you use because they're all contained within the same place.

“GIMME THE FLINT” -Craftee 2023

17:05 Block: gravel Craftee: GIMMIE THE FLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTTTTTT

POV: your mom looks away for 0.000001 seconds while your playing at the park

Try powdered snow and make a big block and then you can step into it and freeze to death. Also, have you seen the new update? Froggies

22:48 ima be honest, he is really good at singing! 😮

20:56 "I can take these guy's out :) My brain added "on a date" lol

get em boys!

15:10 To bee continued... GET IT

That "Challenge Accepted" sounded familiar

Your experience with gravel should be posted on a UKpostsr unluckiest moments showcase😂😂😂 Give my like to the developer

Flying into wall with elytra kills you and the game says you experienced kinetic energy

That drowning ice thing was good! Just use a speed potion to go faster and drown.

I love it when parker brings up old memories like challenge AcCePtEd or Jeffrey the horse

19:03 Did anyone see the glitched Piglin Brute?

Bro really said “I just wanna get shot in the face nothing weird or anything”🤣

Never thought I'd hear you say "challenge accepted" again, good times haha,

Before the vid started, the door to exit my bedroom was somehow not able to open even though it wasn’t locked, so I forced it to open.

me swimming in a pool listening to this:bro im swimming craftee: subscribe or I'll drown you haha 😆

Total coool, , bro ✌️😅 you crack me up craft boy diving in Minecraft is what I’m best at Jeremy 🙈🎶💕👀

is everyone gonna ignore the fact that when he got to the stronghold the portal was already lit? isn't it a 0.01% chance of it happening???

dear Craftee I have a craftee computer cursor that I made myself.

"I might be able to force drown myself" you don't gotta do this, man we can talk about it 😥

Bee part: roses are red Cacti are prickly Holy shit that excilated quickly

i love craftee video so much

7:30 Craftee Laughing LOL

19:34 it’s “where art THY enderman?”

Craftee: "I love you too Mr Ghast."

Just make a really long drip stone

Easy way: step on the blue fire over and over again in the nether

There may be a way you missed. The way your dev programmed this is that a fire helm protects from burning and a propeller hat stops falling. If you fall WHILE on fire, you win.

18:32 I Laughed When The Bed Broke In The Nether 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Wait that’s not diamonds there BLUE PICKLES” putting that in a time capsule hundreds of years later people will find it and be like “… what the hell”

When you haven't showered in weeks 6:51😂😂😂😂

"Minecraft but everything I touch breaks" that sounds like a great video idea

The luck of full ender portal is just impossible.

I love these videos craftee, I am an og!

3:43 a kidney stone 😂😂

Bro the "challenge ACCEPTED" at the beginning of the video just gave me hella nostalgia for Parker Plays

I think it’s time you go back to memory Lane and get every custom heart

Man became gojo nothing can get close to him😂

Plot twist, the enderdragon was waiting for this and was trying to help you

Here's my plan. Step 1) combine the max of Instant Damage, Hunger, and Poison. Step 2) aline it with a piston that breaks the drip stone The potions should keep his health low enough that when the drip stone falls he immediately dies.

I have been putting this on every one of Craftee’s new vids but he needs to make a video called Minecraft but I can Buy Custom Chesters. It would be cool if you could get different ones that all have different abilities from other vids. There could also be an original Chester that has the multiplier.

Crafter staying looking for a bee hive to get stung Wana get infected and cough out a lung was perfect

Man really broke the dogs. 8:10

This might take time but take red stone and connect it to a lever at height limit and place drip stone at the top connect the lever to the top of the drip stone and wait until it falls on you maybe if you use enough drip stone and you put it high enough it will kill you since drip stone does damage Or use blue fire it does damage if you go in and out of the fire fast enough it will kill you

He should've tried the void, because bedrock can only be broken by a glitch

this is the first craftee video i ever watched

Crafty, you are my favorite Minecraft player!🎉

Also the skeleton that was shooting you in the woodland mansion was left handed which are apparently rare.

A video about unicorn you got a light shows by killing mobs and playing new stuff😊❤

it would have been interesting if he didn't do the dragon, or the void, idk what to think would work

Powdered sugar just sounds like he’s talking about cocaine 💀

If this is Vanilla Minecraft, the video would’ve been over

"HOW DO I DIE!?!?" -Craftee 2023

Bro got a 1 in 1 trillion chance and was chill

My 7 year old Myles wants me to say he’s a HUGE fan of you and loves your videos thanks for your content ❤

22:49 Craftee has a good voice.

I love Chester bring him back or else a Kitty dies

Craftee I like your videos so much keep the work

the lava would summon a hat that heals you but the mod you use have one small flaw, if you run in and out of blue fire, you would take more damage than normal fire and evetually die. You can also use thorns to stab yourself while fighting the strongest enemy in the world, 'armor stand with full thorns init' makes the rare death message of dying while fighting armor stand.

Your videos are so good I used you for an art project!

OK, but the porter was already lit and that’s like a one point trillion seed!

Craftee You are my most favorite youtuber!!💖💗💖

I remember i used the soul fire in the nether , just go back and forward and u take damage until you die

Lets be honest here, that dispenser was just chester in disguise

Craftee just sing a song like can’t touch this nah nah nah nah😂

Just a real craftee super fan will like dis coment

I'm your fan❤😊 I didn't buy you much but I still love it I love Chester to

Craftee loosing his mind while tryna get some flint just so he can die in the end

15:53 so true 😂

I love you crafty you’re my biggest fan!!!!

Craftee you are great at dying. Good thing mcmacnstein figured a workaround.

Someone forgot entity cramming exists. At least the Ender Dragon helped!