0:57 Netherite be like: *Signature look of superiority*

Just now relieved you can make a T H I C C bow

Netherite stuff: *cries* Mega tools: get rekted Bionic: sike pathetic

bionic: try to burn netherite in lava literally can throw it into a cactus

bionics first words: Bionic: Mu-Mu His parents: He's gonna say mum! Bionic: Mahoynoymanoy tysm i have never gotten so many likes

10:39 Bionic: If I can honestly choose 1 block to be removed it will be gravel Speedrunners watching this: Pls no

Bionic craft the MEGA SWORD

minecraft,butyoucancraftmegatoolsfromanyblock... yes yesss i like ur cut g By Bionic MEGA tools: iron geat axe, iron excavator, iron hammer, diamond hammer, diamond excavator, diamond geat axe, netherite geat axe, netherite hammer, netherite excavator,

Bionic: I feel like villagers don’t get enough respect One minute later: *griefing the village*

Bionic: uploads Me: time to lose more braincells

super tools yay. Bionic I love your vids

11:27 I did not know that bionic was the Leonidas version of Minecraft

Me: Ok this should go well as long as he doesn't do anything dumb Bionic: *hits iron golem*

Bionics first words: Bionic: cut-cut His parents: what the heck is he gonna say???????l Bionic: I LIKE YA CUT G his perants: WAIIIIIIIIII MUUUUUUUUU

Bionic after he kills iron golem “ we got five iron for free” Me: sees bionic nearly die

Bionic: We have 3 mega tools Mega sword: -_-

He should have just used a spiky boi (cactus) to break the netherite

"It took like 2 seconds" It was a minute-

I think all of them are cool

bionic:this shovel is so op bionic 2 minutes later: this shovel is not that cool

Bionic: I'll bonk you with this hammer me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Bionic : I feel like villagers don’t get the respect they deserve Bionic literally 2 seconds earlier : SQUIBWARBS!!!!

1:09 Cwafting

Sword: "exist" Bionic: no

Me in class: I need to go to the bathroom Me in the bathroom: let’s watch some bionic Coming back to class with 2 brain cells: huh gonga ginga?

Bionic: makes a axe shovel hammer/pic axe Me: where's the sword

Mega tools are so cool.

That single block is the chosen one

Bionic:*want to remove gravels* Me:how you gonna make flint steel

Everyone: NOOO you can't just burn diamond tools!!!! Bionic: haha Q key go brrrr

All of these dislikes are from the dead trees

6:46 the best lumberjack in the world

I found the replacement for OMG OMB = OH MY BALLS

At this point, I dont just know the drill. *She my girlfriend*

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes add mega tools in Minecraft Bionic

Boinic: throws away iron Also Bionic: mines iron Me: why hurt them in this way

Gravel: falls on head Everyone: remove gravel Gravel: gets removed Everyone: where the heck is that flint >:(

Thick netherite sword

The netherite hammer is pretty fast go in nether ENCHANT the hammer to effeciency 5 and insta mine the netherak

01:37 bionic: ok so we gotta consimuntrate

Hi early from philipines are supporting you♥️♥️♥️

Yes yes yes

3:48 the best lumberjack in the world

Not everyone: Not even a atom: Bionic: Today we crafting hammers

Bionic:*Throws netherite in lava* Netherite:Im inevitable

correct me if I'm wrong, but the axe didn't lose durability when using the 1-hit break glitch, did it?

Who Love Bionic

I like it when Bionic shows during his intro when people get hurt :D

Diamond: please don’t throw me netherite: this is fine I don’t burn

try making its gold 1 and try mining 1 diamond with a 3 gold block pickaxe when it doesnt work: Gold is worser than stone Piglin which likes gold and gives cool thing for useless gold: :D

You can here Bionic's keyboard clicks

Everyone: *clicks on vid exited for sword Bionic: NOPE

Me: Watching bionic at like 10 o’clock My parents: NO

You are the best UKpostsr

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes let gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fun fact: finding village everytime have 0.4 % chance

Did he forgot anything? Me:the sword i want to seee

bionic is the best minecraft youtuber

Bionic: I hate gravel Gravel: you think your better than me? Sand: I’m better than you

You’re on a gamers react video! No CAP

Imagine you find an sand that is flying? What would you do? I would breath air

bionic You're the best UKposts BIR

You should put this in Minecraft

imagine having efficiency 5 to netherite ones😂😂

Idea: Make all the good ores replace with the bad ones and ask lets say quiff to come with you and all the diamonds are at the top put you have to mine into caves to find them you cant just find them like how essy it is to find coal. Like so bionic can see!

Bionic is the best 👍

Yes add the tools

Yes please in my life add these weapons to normal Minecraft please!

He really said"sike I lied those tools are fryed"

Super video

2:50 Bionic: WE need to find some nooo

this is amazing even though i haven’t watch the video yet

I love ziamonds

I think that they should add those tools to minecraft

Yes

Villagers needed more respect:5 minutes later breaks a household

Hey Bionic could you share the seed for that spawn? That village was dope af

bionic working with no brain cells: never makes the sword's

Bionic: the villagers don’t get respect Also Bionic: kills iron golem

Bionic when he was born Bionic: gu-gu- His mum: he's going to say something! Bionic: goongaginga

Bionic:if I choose one block to be removed, I chose gravel *Sad speed runner noises*

Bonc: oh my nuts this thing does 9 damage Netherite axe in his inventory: **10 attack damage**

"Breaks a poppy tree next to the poppy imma head out

You can't mine wood faster Poppy: Hold my beer

Fum fact: every single world that you have the world is made of 0.6 iron

PUT THE DOWNLOAD LINKS IN THE DESCRIPTION!

Bionic is the best😍 I was motivated by him to start making videos. Can anyone honestly tell me if my content is good or not?

Bionic is so entertaining

We need them so much in minecraft

"Mehoynoynoymanoynoy" -bionic

Why do ur vids always have something cursed in them LIKE I'm this a FLOATING BLOCK

yes ad Dem

Try this with armour.

Bionic says at 2 Mill he shave his head bald ME: Am I in time?

defintely. 100%! i want the custom tools in the game!

4:06 bionic greets a farm

bionic: villagers deserve more love! also him: destroys there house

Heres a fact why the greataxe still destroys trees by hitting grass, *you swing through the grass and hit the tree instead*

Ur videos r so GOOOD