Craftee: "I can milk myself!" Me: 🧐

10:59 bunny didn't want to live with the same world with craftee

I like when craftee tried to give z rotten flesh "have some" *CANNIBALISM INTENSIFIES*

8:37 Pet Zombie didn't want to live in the same world as Skeleton

“I can milk myself” Yo that’s kinda sus

Craftee: uploads All of his fans: *clicks faster then sonic can run*

13:53 Craftee! The reason the last enderman you killed to get your edible enderman is if you look directly at the right eye of the enderman it stops moving then you slowly back away till its head lowers and then you... Well.. RUN! Just a fact you should know 😊😅 ( I’ve been watching allot of Minecraft videos and learnt it )

Craftee: I kinda don't wanna have armor for the whole video! Also Craftee: **makes armor**

0:05 Creeper: uhh I'm not here your just seeing stuff *backs away*

Craftee:eats mobs Cannibals: *right that down,right that down!*

13:00 For those who don’t know why that ender man wasn’t moving it’s because if you don’t break eye contact it will just stand there shaking. If you stare long enough it will just teleport away. The mistake most players make is breaking eye contact as soon as they see it’s agrovated

Dude when he gets a mob and it’s in his hand I just feel like it’s a plush 😂

15:52 YOIR VOICE IS SO FUNY !😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

12:17 karma 🤣

Fun Fact: This was the first Craftee video I watched. It was funny so I subscribed to him

He can milk himself... ...have extra hearts... ...run fast...explode... Have slow falling... ...poison... ...and idk what else 🙃🙂

1:07 best audio ever... 19:07 Well That's Not A Fortunate.. 20:53 I'd Like Some Edible Dragon Head Please.

‘We’ve got a little skeleton’ sounded so british 6:53

My fav moments (I’ll edit) 11:00 11:05 11:50 (look to the right) 12:06 12:17 12:29 12:50 14:06 15:06 15:51 16:18 (finale 16:48)

Everything is edible, just some things are only ever edible once! I hope that whoever is seeing this laughed or has a good laugh today! Have a great day! Remember that you will always be more than enough ❤

1:07 best music of 2021! Can we get a 10 hour version?😂

7:54 never seen someone happy to see baby zombie

Craftie: goes into the lava because he doesn’t want to get killed by a piglen brute The piglen brute: wtf why did he go in the lava!?!? Also I’m sorry if I misspelled piglen

"I Am What I Eat" Craftee 2020

“I can milk myself” tbh it sounds extremely sus

0:25 craftee: "I can milk myself oh fantastic!" I mean...... you could've already :D

How to download this mode

Even though your kind of loud, when ever I watch your videos,I fall asleep 💤

“I guess I just drink myself “ Parker, 2021

"I Can milk myself" -Craftee "This Is My Kingdom Come" -Me

Ha! Ha! Ha! The rabbit thing was so funny 🤣!

I love when you say get them boys ❤❤❤

Craftee Came out of nowhere and gained 1 million subs so fast

“I can milk myself “ that kinda sus

I LOVE your videos Craftee, but I cannot make this comment long since there are not enough words to explain how much I love your video…❤

Crafty man, crafty man does whatever the Craftee man does

"YOU GET IT CUZ IM A COW" This is the first time i've actually laughed at one of Craftees puns. The aggressiveness 😭

12:08 *Craftee trying to get Z's attention* 12:10 Also Craftee: **Almost killed his bodyguard**

I just ordered a plushy (I love Craftee's videos)

I've never seen him play a regular Minecraft world

When you realize where he got the milk on his body

5:20 you got the rarest ore, the deepslate coal ore in minecraft. But you only mine the redstone and go away

I love your impressions

I just noticed,the skeleton he ate earlier gave him a skeleton leg,and the ghast he had just eaten gave him a ghast leg.

I think we can all agree. Craftee would be an amazing parent

Craftee: I can milk myself! Me knowing that male cows don't produce milk: sus

Do More Please crafty when you see these and makes me happy

This video reminds me of that time about when I was killing a Creeper for the first time with a bow and I was very happy about it

“Which way is the surface??” Turns a around and sees a creeper “AHHH” 🤣🤣 I’m dead I love u

I love how at 7:58 he makes the accidental pun with the baby zombie “ He’s so stinking cute”. It’s a pun because zombies have rotting flesh and rotting flesh smells bad.

OMG .i feel like i am on some kind of Drug ..I am addicted to Crafty's Videos..I Accidently saw 3 videos on Overtime Channel on Facebook and now i can't stop it..I dnt want to stop watching..i watch his minecraft videos but i never play minecraft..hehe

They always make me happy when I am sad

When he said “I can milk myself” I felt that

“milk myself” THAT’S A BIT SUSSY

craftee make more vids they are very good you do a great job craftee you shine up my day and your funny:)

When he said he was going to eat a chicken I was like crafty your all ready a chicken

If there was a part 2 and more mobs were food, this would have been their abilities: Sheep - *(When eaten, if you have shears, they can do a lot of damage)* Rabbit - *(Will have the ability to double jump)* Bee - *(Can spawn bees if attacked and can poison enemies when you hit them)* Dog/Wolf - *(When attacked, 5 dogs/wolves will attack the enemy for you, Wolves will do more damage)* Fox - *(You will get a pet fox and it can go and steal loot from chests for you)* Horse/Skeleton Horse/ Donkey/Mule - *(Can let mobs ride you but if you have low health and get blown up by a creeper, or get killed by any type of mob, the mob that is riding you will get killed instead of you)* Charged Creeper - *(Just like the creeper but with a stronger explosion and enemies have a chance to get struck with lightning when hit)* Panda - *(Will have a lot of health but will move slow)* Mooshroom - *(Just like cows, you can milk yourself but you get mushroom stew)* Phantom - *(Can fly only in the night)* Slime/Magma Cube - *(Can be able to bounce when you fall from heights instead of taking fall damage)* Ender Skeleton - *(After killing a mob, you can get a random sword with random enchantments)* Snow Golem - *(Can now shoot out unlimited snowballs by holding a single snowball)* Piglin/Baby Piglin/Zombie Piglin - *(When you trade with villagers, you get piglin loot)* Bat - *(Can be able to fly in caves, only in caves)* Witch - *(When you crouch, you can shoot random potions, some potions can be lucky (Potion of Harming, ect.), some can be unlucky (Potion of Fire Resistance, ect.)* Pillager - *(The effects from the edible skeleton will be much stronger and the bow will be replaced with a crossbow)* Vindicator - *(Same as Ender Skeleton but with axes)* Illusioner - *(When attacked, 3 illusioners will spawn and help you to attack the enemy)* Ravager - *(Just like Horses and Hoglins but you will have even more health)* Evoker - *(When you get hurt, the flying ghost things that Evokers spawn will attack enemies for you)* Cat/Ocelot - *(You will be able to run fast when hit)* Any Fish or Water Mob - *(You will have unlimited water breathing)* Parrot - *(When you play music, your armor, tools, sword and yourself will have OP enchants and effects, Disc 11 and 13 will have the ability to insta kill enemies, this will not work on the ender dragon)* Villager/Wandering Trader - *(When you mine emeralds, you will get random loot)* Llama - *(Can shoot spit by crouching and after eating something)* Zombie Villager - *(Zombies will not attack you and you will be immune to poison)* Drowned - *(When eaten, get a free trident with OP enchantments)* Husks - *(Run faster on sand)* Strider - *(The striders you ride will be faster and you can be able to walk in lava)* Hoglin - *(Same as Horses but you will have more health)* Stray - *(Can slow down enemies when you hit them)* Silverfish/Endermite - *(When attacked, will spawn multiple Silverfish/Endermite to attack the enemy)* Shulker - *(Any chest or shulker box will have more space)* Wither - *(You will have the ability to fly and shoot the projectiles that Withers shoot)*

5:54 if u see invis like this

Niceeeeeeeeeee! This channel grows faster and bigger keep up the work craftee

you should only get mobs as items when you kill mobs with a silk touch sword

Craftee: eats cow Me: how is this different Craftee: looks at power of cow Me: oh Me: OH

17:44 Craftee : Hey a spoon me : Ah Yes the spoon of blue the spoon that is blue the greatess tool for digging dirt.

“I’m going to milk myself” craftee 2021

This is the first ever Craftee vid i watched.. and this is my most favorite one.. Keep up the good work Mr. Craftee.. Love your vids!!💖❤️‍🔥

1:18 *_This is my kingdom come..._*

“Slaughtering stick” and “Clobbering pick” are probably 2 of the most creative things I’ve ever heard.

The part that made me laugh so much I really almost made me pass out the points I was talking about 😐 😂 he said a lot of funny words and he made a song 😂 Literally in the song was so funny and I watched it2 times

2:33 hello dudley 2.0

Craftee : whats the worst that can happen Also craftee: screams from enderman

at the beginning: craftee: *eats edible cow* craftee: * arm turns in to part cow me: getting flashbacks of bugsnax me: oh no

I like when the creeper walks away in the first place!!. 😂😂

Ive actually never seen A zombie that wears a hat Z IS SO CUTEEE

11:00 my friend laughing because of the 'instantly drowns' joke and then immediatly stops as soon as the rabbit dies.

I love the way craftee knows the best memes and puns and even bothers to use them in his AWESOME VIDS

The pet zombie that Craftee had was a bit like a wolf in Minecraft

I saw you and I always liked your UKposts channels and you're the best ever

1:18 wait... If your a male then... What was the white stu-

Edible Craftee😂

I love craftee so much and you are funny

Little does he know in the future edible cows, edible chickens, edible pigs, edible zombies and edible spiders will become spider eyes, rotten flesh, pork chop, chicken and steak

Craftee: I’m speeedy, look at meeee-e **hits iron golem and dies** Well looks I wasn’t fast enough

Craftee: you know I won't wear armor this time Craftee: obviously I think its "ARMOR" time

Thats a cool mini iron golem toy craftee

Craftee: I guess I can just milk myself😩

"hey now i can milk myself" -craftee 2021

Craftee: Well Mooving on, YOU GET IT CAUSE IM A COW

11:00 / 21:12 craftee; can i eat the bunnies. rabbit; okey dokey

How I think the textures of the edible mobs would be: Cow: just like steak, Pig: just like porkchops, Chicken: just like chicken, Iron Golem: hard and crunchy, Creeper: Soft and spicy, Zombie: Tender and juicy, Skeleton: Hallow on the inside and crunchy on the outside, Spider: squishy and fluffy🤮, Enderman: Rough and leathery, Blaze: Crunchy and hot, Ghast: Juicy and puffy, Ender Dragon: Crispy and hard, Any I missed? comment below 🙂 Tell me what you think their textures would be 😃

Can we just appreciate how Craftee has gotten to 1.5m subs so fast that he doesn't even have a verification tick yet.

Eating mobs is so fun to watch too

0:27 got me rolling

even if i dont understand english to much i laughed when watching you keep going u doing this job very good 😃

“I can milk myself” Me: I’m sorry what?!

If craft is a lot of cereal that means he is a serial killer

WOW THAT SOUNDS GREAT I MI SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN COME AND HELP ME OUT A BIT AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO ADD OR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR IF

Creeper: *Gets eaten* Other creeper: Oh hell no.

Weird Mood?! Equals = Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 1:52

I like how u say there’s a gas when u know it’s the nether there is going to be a gas

I also like how u call the gas cute when it was trying to kill u aahahahhahhahahhah

He is should be in the world records for making everyone laugh even when the video didn’t even start