“1, 2, 3’ “Afganistan!” “I want legs!” “Ok-“

"I want legs again" "Afghanistan" "Ok that's worrying" the way i wheezed at this-

2:24 sacrafice 5:58 in da barrel 6:59 tell me I'm an alpha male 7:22 king head 11:51 Tommy, I crown you the new- 15:02 diamond 15:36 wilby 16:46 Tommy singing 17:54 how to defeat an ostrich 21:04 I see no-body 22:00 -Kevin's- Keiths return

Charlie did literally nothing for the progress of the actual game, but just his damn wit made everything so much funnier I'm dying over here

charlie: “it’s armenian” tommy: “...what?” charlie: “ARMe- ARMeni-“ tommy: 😀?

15:38 Wilbur's little smirk when Tommy called him "Wilby" is peak siblinghood

Charlie: dramaticly reading how to defeat a ostrich Tommy and Wilbur: dying of laughter Phil: haha haha

I can believe they missed the opportunity to say "Wilbur foot"

I’m fucking crying at Charlie reading out how to attack an ostrich

Slime: *starts dramatically saying how to beat up an ostrich* Tommy: * desperately tries not to choke but fails miserably*

i love how everyone else is a head cult and phil just wants to beat the game.

First time I see Philza rage (7:47 to 7:52) It's actually quite intimidating tbh.

"heY BABY waNnA mAKE a VenN DIAGRAm?" "imma *head* out" i c o n i c

16:52 you’ve heard Roadtrip by Dream, now get ready for Roadkill by Tommyinnit

“Oh I’ve sprouted” “I miss the old Wilbur” “GET IN MY COMPOSTER” Best dialogue ever

Something about tommy sitting in a cobblestone prison and then saying Wilby Scoot just is an absolute vibe that I aspire to achieve someday

So no one is talking about how Slimecicle sniffed out diamonds like a bloodhound (Edit: Yes, I know that it probably wasn't real, I just thought that it was funny)

“i’m ambi- i’m ambi- ss- qq- i’m ama- i’m- i’ve- i can- t- i’ve got two ha- i can do it with both” charlie struggling to say “ambidextrous” is KILLING me lmao

I love how philza is really doing something while Wilbur and slime is having fun

I love how Tommy keeps calling Wilber Wilby. Such little brother vibes and I’m here for it

17:58 a timestamp for anyone wanting to go to the dramatic reading on ostrich fighting.

i love how phil checked when wilbur said “pmbata and dream just arrived in my call with tommyinnit”

Ahhh, yes. 20:52 “I see it with my legs”-Tomathy Innit. Now this is a man of culture👏

16:10 let’s applaud for Tommy’s wonderful singing

Tommy and Charlie: trying to fuse together Wilbur and Phil: weird cult Edit: please don't steal this Edit 2: thanks for the likes!!!

I like how Philza is always speed running while the others are just doing whatever dumb stuff they can come up with

I love how Tommy and Wilbur do almost nothing but share one collective brain cell with brotherly affection

Wilbur‘s so nice, he helped Phil. That must’ve cost an arm and a leg

Phil: the chill one who actually plays Tommy: panic boy Wilbur and Charlie: the ones who make cults and sects

Tommy: "philza's the only one that can play" *is that any different than usual*

When people say "boys will be boys", Charlie doing his dramatic reading of how to defeat an ostrich is what I think of

Phil: ulanbababa Wilbur: ulanbababa Phil: I’m whole Wilbur: but you’ll never believe what it cost me an arm and a leg

Wilbur: "Drop it like you mean it." Slimecicle: **starts twerking** Wilbur: No no no no no

Wilbur: *Is god* Slimecicle: *Barely has anything* TommyInnit: *Puberty* Philza: *s p e e d r u n*

5:05 at least he didnt skip leg day

I know tommy most likely won't read this but I must say. This video is literally my comfort video. Whenever I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack or I'm in a bad mind space I watch this and it instantly makes me feel better. It makes me laugh and forget about all my problems like they never happen, Like the rest of his videos. TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Tubbo_, and Philza & Slimecicle are all blessings. They inspire me, help me, without ever knowing me. This is why I love youtube. Wishing everyone the best! Have a good day/night/evening/afternoon

“I want legs again.” “Afghanistan!” Ah, I see; so one of them lost their legs in Afghanistan and now they have to share a pair.

Wilbur: hey charlie can u “lend a hand”? Charlie: *Its all i’ve got.*

Phil: Speedrun Wilbur: Head god Tommy: Puberty Charlie: GO FOR THE LEGS-

Damn Charlie really did turn into a hand boss to defeat the ender dragon

“you just called me wilby. again.” “wilby scoot”

I love how Tommy knew that the only way to stop Wil from leaving was to call him 'Wilby' like that's so wholesome

17:50 "Why are there answers? Holy $#!+ there's a WikiHow." ~Charlie Slimesicle

3:19 I guess you could say some things are worth an arm and a leg

charlie being like "why are there answers" is just a constant mood

Morph Mod : “THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!" Body Shuffle Mod : “The king is dead!"

Imagine mumza just hearing phil from the other room going “oo luhm buhm ba” repeatedly.

11:48 it feels like this would be in the lore fr😭

"hey Phil see i made a reference to Kevin" "Keith" "..." *"fuCK"*

Tommy: Justin Bieber isn’t that talented. Also Tommy: *Singing Baby by Justin Bieber but in autotune*

charlie with the explanation of how to defeat an ostrich was the funniest shit 😂

12:15 I can see that Charlie’s comedic genius goes unappreciated here. He should get a lot of credit for this.

Slimecicle normally: gets attached to a feature and makes puns about it Slimecicle in this video: OSTRICH

Tommy: WILBER! Wilber: ignores Tommy: WILBY Wilber: runs to tommy's side to help.

5:35 "Is this what it's like to be soil?!"

Tommy: *working for wilbur* Wilbur: *being the king of heads* Philza: *actually trying to get somewhere* Charlie: *reading a wikihow about how to defeat an ostrich*

"WILBY-" "My mum calls me 'sir'-" THE QUOTES ARE BACK-

I love the fact that will said at the band part with Charlie: „WILBY“ :DDDDD

rewatching this two years later. i forgot i made my senior quote the ostrich bit lol

Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close-quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can, since ostriches can kick hard enough to kill a lion. Use the nearest, longest object that could be used as a weapon, such as a pole, rake, broom, or branch. If you have a gun and need to use it, aim for the ostrich's main body to better ensure hitting your target. Although they will be attacking with their legs and/or beak, their legs and neck are very thin and easy to miss. Keep to the ostrich’s side. Consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face-to-face. Remember that an ostrich is only able to kick its legs directly in front of it. Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of its most powerful weapon. Aim for the neck. Consider this to be the ostrich’s weakest body part. Strike it where it is most vulnerable and least protected to defeat it more quickly. Failing that, aim for its breast. Concentrate your efforts between the two as opportunity affords. Continue to strike until it quits and runs away. Damage its wings. If the ostrich refuses to give up despite your attacks to its neck, aim for its wings when given the opportunity. Know that an ostrich uses its wings not for flight, but to alter course more smoothly when running, just like a ship’s rudder. Damaging its wings may marginally improve your chances of running away in a zigzag fashion if you are forced to retreat. Go for its legs. If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of its legs, take it. Know that the ostrich’s center of gravity depends entirely upon those two skinny legs. If given the chance, deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.

is nobody going to talk about how Philza looked generally confused when Wilbur told him that dream and Pmbata joined his call with him and Tommy? 😂🤣

Charlie: **Makes a joke** Tommy: **doesn't get it** Charlie: My sense of humour is wasted on you...

17:58 is when charlie teaches us how to defeat an ostrich - an extremely useful skill to know in the likely event of coming face to face with an ostrich. don't forget to take notes

this is probably my favorite tommyinnit video of all time. charlie’s ostrich bit was hilarious. i remember right before this video came out, i was bored on wikihow and found the exact article they read, which made it ten times funnier to me. i rewatch this sometimes just to laugh at it again (:

Imagine if quackity was there- he would would prolly start chanting in spanish and chasing you as a head

7:42 the face Ph1lza made when he realized he was just legs is priceless.

Charlie trying not to laugh after saying "I didn't mean to ostracize them" was one of the funniest bits

The desperate scream for "Wilby" was the best and most emotional thing I've ever heard

MANZ REALLY CALLED HIM “WILBY” I CANT WITH “WILBY SCOOT” 😭😂

“I’m here to make a sacrifice” *Phil’s flight or flight is triggered*

Phil is the only one who actual progresses through the game in every challenge lol

3:20 they missed the opportunity to say "that really cost me an arm and a leg 🥲

Charlie reading dramatically Philza: dad laugh Tommy and Wilbur: *dying of laughter*

Therapist: “TommyInnit singing Justin Bieber isn’t real he can’t hurt you” TommyInnit singing Justin Bieber: 16:02

13:22 The child: I need to wait till day for photosynthesis Wilbur: You did it in the night before The child: I know but That's because I'm a night flower Wilbur: 👁️👄👁️ Also Wilbur: * proceeds to kill tommy *

Watching a grown man with the mental age of a child scream at a dragon is definitely one of the best things to see

"Let's think the same thing" "I want legs again" ... "Afganistan"

Alternative title: charlie teaches us how to defeat an ostrich

Is no one going to talk about the fact that Charlie was just flying at the end, just legitimately floating

Tommy's head just came and said " Wilbur!" is so cute

Charlie; "IF YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH AN EASY SHOT TO ONE OF THE OSTRICHES LEGS (COMMA) TAKE IT (PERIOD)" Everyone; *dying laughing*

TOMMY HAS LEGS!? AND PHILZA TOO? what.

16:02 this segment is absolute gold lmao 4:33 this one too

"One small step for mankind and no steps for me. I have no legs." -Charlie

These videos are always: -Tommy talking to everyone -Charlie and Wilbur doing random stuff together -Philza actually playing the game

"What is it with you and calling me "wilby", bro. That's what my mom calls me." "My mom calls me sir."

9:44 This entire bit reminds me of when I was a kid playing lol

The part where tommy and Charlie tried to match thoughts had me dying😂

Slime's thoughts: "I just want legs again" Tommy: *"a f g h a n i s t a n"*

im so unbelievably pissed that nobody thought of "WilburFOOT"

I love this type of content, especially from what’s happening rn! It brings me back to when I used to wait eagerly for new dsmp updates, or Wilbur, or even Tommy. It was always fun to watch these videos! Thank you for always being a delight in my day and keep going :)

19:43 are we not gonna talk about how Wilbur has random stacks of diamonds???

Tommy: Screaming as usual Charlie: Serving King Head Phil: Actually playing Will: *T R I B E*

"I want legs again" "aFgAnIsTaN" Meanwhile the son and dad: "oo luhm bah ba" "oo luhm bah ba"

Basically this group in every video: Wilbur: the weird neighbor kid that your mom forced you to play with Tommy: embracing his inner child Slime: king of puns. Phil: the only one actually trying

Wilbur: what's wrong with ostriches? Slimsicle: If you have a gun.

Is no one gonna talk about how Tommy hit those high notes when he sang baby-

no one: charlie: i want legs again... tommy: *a f g a n a s t a n*

Charlie: I want legs again Tommy: *AFGAHNISTAN*

something about wilbur calling tommy 'tom' and tommy calling wilbur 'wilby' is just so brothers, THEYRE LIKE BROTHERS