Bionic's first words: m - m- Parents: He is gonna say mum! Bionic: Mahoynoynoynoynoy!

"we're gonna be playing a minecraft UHC - 'But' " There can never be a Bionic Video without a but in the intro -

2:36 all crawl for saf

The channeling enchant for a trident is so cool it will work if the weather is in rain and thunder and if you hit the trident to a mob every mob and a player it will strike them a thunder and don't forget to put a loyalty enchant in it so it will came back ones you throw it to a mod or a player

Day 2 of telling bionic I made a skin for him.

A PvP tip is if you use an axe to break a shield it breaks it quicker then other weapons if you didn't already know that.Also with a full stack of iron you can make a full set of iron armor,A sword,an axe,a pickaxe,a shield,and an anvil.

Drowned drop: Trident, Gold, Neautilus Shell and Rotten Flesh Zombies drop: Rotten Flesh and iron Skeleton drop: Bone, Arrow and bow Iron Golem drop: Iron ingot Vindicator drop: Emerald and Iron ingot

Btw the trident can be enchanted with channeling and when the weather is on thunder storm and when you hit anything (which is alive) a lightning falls and hits the same target.

bionic as baby: g - g parents: Say goongingan Bionic: goongingan parents: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yt comments be like: WhO ElSe HaS BeEn A fAn Of BiOnIc BeFoRe 2020 Me: *Facepalms*

Bionic first words: d- d Parents: he's gonna say Dada! Bonc: Goongaginga!

Dude channeling makes lightning when you throw a triden to a mob

Fun Fact : the netherite bow shoots arrows made out of ancient debris!

roses are red, my cousin ate a toy, Bionic while building just says "mehoynoy"

1:55 *Misses Saddle To Go With Diamond Horse Armor Intensifies*

Bionic first words: l -l -l Parents:he’s gonna say his first word Bionic:let’s get the balls out of here Parents: we raised you well :_ )

Gungangingan works proof: When I was playing Minecraft I wanted coal and iron, I said Gungangingan and I found it!

Bionic : Im too big brain for the - Also Bionic in the same sentence : skelington

Bionic not knowing that channeling is one of the rarest enchants

UKpostsrs be getting lucky with desert temples while I explore 7 deserts and can't find a single desert temple

Me: oh yeah now it's time to lose brain cells instead of gaining them

Everyone: I want to see a netherite stick Me: hehe netherite chicken nuggy

14:00 Trident:"Your not the worthy"

Bionic: gongangingang Me: mojang yinyang

Bionic I love these videos keep up the good work!

Bionic your videos always make me laugh. Keep it up!

My man says "imma do it legitimately" Bionic: spawns a "lootcrate"

btw if you didn't know a iron axe does more attack damage than a netherite sword, so you should've made a netherite axe cos they do 10 attack damage, anyway thats just a tip! keep up the content!

247 views 264 likes Me: MOM UKposts ON DRUGS AGAIN!!

Dude bionic is a legend at this game they were teaming and he still won

Bionic: lets take no damage *2 seconds later* Mahoynoynoynoynoy

bionic: you can make every item netherite me: then why wouldnt you make an iron axe netherite?

Bionic when Quiff calls him homeless YEET! We’re starting

Thumbnail: has golden apple with netherite Me: *EW, THATS GONNA TASTE ROCKY*

bionics spirit animal: g-g bionics parents: omg its gonna be giraffe!!! bionic: ginganggoongang (sorry if i spelt it wrong lol)

Bionics first words :g g Mom: he is going to say gogo gaga Bionic ginggongginggong Mom:what the- 🤨😳

Bionic’s second word:g-g Parents:he is gonna say good Bionic:gunganggunggang

The petty youtube makes when I complain about the noti being 29 secs late so they do it 2 mins and 29 secs late

Bionic:stay back Also him using a fishing rod to make the zombie come closer

bionic's third words: w-w- his parents:he is gonna say what! bionic:whats up gamer's?

11:20 Channeling: if it's thunderstorming and you enchant that to a trident throw it to a opponent and get him zapped by lightning

Channeling strikes enemies with lightning during thunderstorm exactly like thor this only happens when you throw the trident enchanted with channeling

bionic when he was born: g-g parents: hes gonna say goo goo gaa gaa! Bioic: goonginga!

Bionic: I’m netherite man Mobs: let’s try to kill this man *100 mobs come*

I have a cold and chest infection which stops me from seeing my friends and stops me from going out because the weather is horrible in England, but thanks bionic for making me happy and making my days enjoyable. Keep up the good work, Bonc :)

I have 5 braincells after this vid My brain: atleast ur smarter than bionic

blonic i love ur vids so much ur so good i liked end subscribed

wooow bionic said u have the f thing proof 13:50

And also my mum was laughing at you when you said mhony noy noy🤣

Me: we are losing more brain cells I guess My brain: says in emotional sound (why are we still here) Me: cuz I want to be like bionic with no brain cells so stay strong brain

Bionic's first words: y-y- his parents:his gonna say yummy Bionic: yes gamers

Baby bonc:g g Grandparents:hes going to say grandma Baby bonc:goongangingang

Here’s a strat for future UHCs, put piercing I on your crossbow to ignore the shields protection function. Shields count as separate entities, which is why piercing works on them.

When ur so early u see the bots in action:

Minecraft UHC but you can craft any item from netherite... | Netherite items: Netherite Fishing Rod, Netherite Sword, Netherite Shield, Netherite Bow, Netherite Crossbow, Netherite Horse Armor, Netherite Helmet, Netherite Leggings, Netherite Chestplate, Netherite Trident, Netherite Anvil. | Gameplay Name: Minecraft |

Bionic I love you and your vid’s your my favorite youtuber and have a good day and great day

“ U look like a homeless person “- Quiff Me: Says is he dude with lesser subs .....ohhhh... wait ... y no 1 laugh??

Imagine being a imaginator who wants to imagine that baldonic is going to like this

“Leave m alon” me: is dat bionics fav word anyways it’s good for me teehee

Everybody: netherite armor Me : netherite tnt?

Me screaming when I get shot by a skeleton Bionic: continues to run around on half a heart

7:08 OH ThAtS InSANe we goT 3 Arows OmggGG

Bionic:I'm not taking damage Me: why you taking damage bionic?

7:10 Quiff:Me is op Bionic: Ok, lets get arrows for Netherite bow and crossbow

me: im a big fan Bionic: gonggingginggang YES WE FOUND DIAMONDS

Bionic: 3 arrows this is insane me: it’s 3 arrows-

Bionic first word: g- g his parents: WHATS HE GONNA SAY! Bionic:goongangingan

Bionic:goongangginggang Me:that why i subscribe to you hahaha

I like how he says random words all the time

Imagine getting a heart from bionic Omg I love him so much

Lmao I just realized the nether ite shield takes no durability

dont worry bonc the gongangingan squad believes you didnt put the diamonds there 7:32

Imagine having a netherrite enchanted golden apple

Guys I'm i the only Algerian fan of bionic I hope he see that comment and talk about it in the next video plz zzz

Mm yes the classic nyo mi nyo mi nyooo

Famous quote from bionic:goonggongginggong

Imagine having another right shield would knock back 100 and fire aspect 1000P

Bionic now holds the record of finding diamonds

*Just Imagine Surrounding An Enchanted Golden Apple With 8 Netherite Blocks And Using 72 Of What You Just Crafted To Make 9 Netherite Notch Apple Blocks To Create A Netherite Notch Apple Block Chestplate*

Me: sees thumbnail Also me: I L L E G A L

If you ever feel like a chad, remember he went almost half the video without armor

Bionic: we start with 64 netherite Also bionic: I need 24 iron for iron armor Me:bruh

Bionic : we can craft anything out of nether rite me : NETHER RITE WATER NETHERRITE LAVA NETHER RITE TREES

I love how he is so humble and says 25k likes when he knows he can smash 150k likes

The netherite has taken the form of every single item in minecraft

I HEARD PEOPLE GET SUB'S FOR SAYING RANDOM WORDS SO TRIONIC

Bionic's first words m- m- Parents he is gonna say mum! Bionic minecraft minecraft

pov: fans: why could u make an bow and crossbow:bonc:i may be dumb but you know 2 is always better then 1

Watching Bionic is now my daily routine.

I love how in the beginning he got the achievements backwards

That never goes away

2:35 Got Me Laughing To Death😂😆🤣

baby bionic: g- g- parents: he saying his first words:D baby bionic: guugongingong

Bro imagine this was a stream I would be spamming craft more crossbows so that you can load them all up and fire all of them bro the battle would be like 10 seconds long

This man tryna use a fishing rod in 1.16 My brain status before this vid: alive My brain status after this vid: dead

Me:how!?!? Bionic:oop

Im watching this after he went bald and Danny looks weird.

Tip:if you have a baby horse give him an golden apple so he grows faster!

someone litterally went into the temple at 9:00

bionic pog face 9:17