ok i figured out how to fix the resolution in future videos you can stop calling me short now. please. i'm 6 '2 i swear also as a PSA: I'm pretty sure watchdog will instantly ban you if you try to play Hypixel in VR (if you do any motion that can't be done in regular MC). no im not talking from experience

"I look like an idiot in both worlds, NOO!" I love that quote

Tip: The resolution is so stretched because Minecraft pigs are crosseyed

im sorry but hearing technoblade, a monotoned BLOOD GOD say "omnomnomnomnom" as he ate a steak was the highlight of my day

I like how every time he says something comical, he eats food "I look like at idiot in both worlds" *eats steak* 8:47

techno with friends: kill the orphans techno by himself: bApApApApApAp

"Wow, how did you get so fit so fast?" "I played Minecraft VR"

I wish he could have provided a cam of what he looked like while recording this Especially when he punched the blocks with both of his hands 😭

Its weird I thought I wouldnt be able to watch a video of his without getting emotional, but no. Im getting comforted by his videos like before

Techno’s dad: Are you winning son Techno: punching the air

How to lose weight: Go to the gym ❌ Play minecraft vr: ✔

Thechnoblade: stabs himself Chat: blood for the short blood god

I love how if you play minecraft for a while, you get used to the "spooky" elements of the games and general survival aspect. But as soon as you have to use a new control scheme it's back to minecraft being scary as hell lol.

"I'm a pro gamer" "**gasp** Chickennn!!"

Techno’s Body: This is what you go through everyday?! Techno’s Fingers: Basically

Every time techno says “oh all that cool technology now a days” he makes me think of my grandma sitting with the tv remote.

a message for technodad.... thank you for carrying on the legacy of your son... Minecraft holds such a huge amount of nostalgia that's helped so many people in ways you might never understand... and yet your Continuing on and for that I salute you...

The fact he said “We have technology, LETS DO IT THE OLD FASHIONED WAY”

Techno in animations: _epic fighting and firing crossbows_ Techno in real life: _"Ohh, my back- Oh that's not good"_

Rewatching... Get well soon Technoblade

I love how it's literally easier to kill fish in vr than in normal Minecraft

Alternative title: Technoblade making random noises and swinging his arms for 20 minutes

“Let me PvP the fish” Just Technoblade Technoblading

Something about Techno saying “Bonk” is so funny to me.

I feel like techno was probably the tall skinny quiet kid in highschool

Whenever he’s mining, I can’t help but imagine him, in a room, alone, flailing his arms around at air, and making random noises

Imagine using a realistic recource pack... That would be terrifying...

00:23 I have arms. Glad that you still have both your arms and they didn’t get amputated.

my favourite video of technoblade... everytime i'm feeling down i go back to this video. i forgot how many times i did this already. i remember the first time i watched this video, my day was absolute shit and while watching this i was laughing so hard i forgot about everything for a moment and today, im doing it again, and i'll still laugh like it's the first time. this man helped me so much i cannot explain it. thank you technoblade. thank you for everything. rest in peace legend. technoblade never dies, and so does his legacy.

the "BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP" and "BONK" never fail to bring me joy

imagine you walk into techno's room and you see him punching the air yelling "BAP BAP BAP BAP"

All these Techno moments are amazing, rip.

I love how it’s just techno making techno noises.

"Oh, I just take a jog every once in a while..." "I do CrossFit..." "I lift weights competitively..." *_"I beat the Ender Dragon in VR Minecraft..."_*

*Alternate title:* Techno exercises for the first time in 700 years.

this video is actually really emotional when you compare it to his last video that was this exact same - vr minecraft - when you see how much more he struggles with using his arms and he just seems so much more tired. rip techno you seriously are such an amazing dude

I love how when im watching these videos again after years , i dont feel sad and alone but like hes still alive and i forget that hes gone , Fly high king, ❤🐽👑

Hearing techno out of breath or with any emotion in his voice feels illegal

This mans really just said "I hit the ceiling in real life" like it was nothing. 😭

we will ALL miss you techno. fly high,you’ll be missed.❤️

1:59 him being happy over the dog is so cute and I miss him Technoblade hope you're doing a great job on defeating got up there😢

Him petting the wolf was the only time Technoblade has ever exercised kindness.

technoblade: im 6’2 *tall girl is shaking and quaking in her size 13 mens nikes*

This video is the biggest source of comfort to me. It just screams Techno. I love this guy so much

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I just imagine one of his friends or family walking into his room, sees him punching the air like *bap bap bap bap* and just leaves silently.

Everyone else: "lol techno is short." The OG fans that have seen him in cooking with technoblade: "Do you are have stupid? "

12:00 AND CHILDREN WILL BE HORRIFIED

this is like listening to a song that used to be a symbol for the good times that long since have passed. you are a legend, techno, and will always be one to us. cheers to you, champ, rest well.

“We have everything but pants, just another day at the Technoblade channel” This got me good

The fact that he’s bashing his head by jumping either means hes in a small room or he can compete in the nba

who else looking at his old vids after learning about his cancer? :(

2 years ago no one knew that he would come back to this and this would be the last adventure he would ever go on

Technoblade: *tires out by punching wood* Me: Have you tried *obsidian* ?

Techno: *merges vr with the steering wheel* Everyone: impossible

2:11 this was more funny than it should've been.

I wish I had been a techno fan sooner. I knew of him, but I didn’t start watching his videos until 2 hours before his final video. Going through all of his vids has been such a joy.

Imagine getting the nausea effect in VR edit: subscribe to Technoblade

*Alternate Title:* Technoblade flails around in his room for a couple of hours

"And... BAAP BAAP" Pure poetry. We will all miss your poetry technoblade.

Watching this now, it’s different man

1:59 "It's a doggie" That voice is not Technoblade, the blood god

i never realized how entertaining it is to watch a grown man grunt every time he makes a move in Minecraft

This was EVERYTHING I had hoped it would be. "I look like an idiot in both worlds" That is one of the most existential-despair-ridden things I've ever heard said outloud and in earnest lmao

Who ever is watching these videos back your a legend, and as soon as I heard his voice I cried 😭

*just imagine someone walked in while you where kneeling down punching the floor*

“i hit my ceiling in real life” there you go bois he’s actually 6’2

Bro this has shown up 4 year later I’m going to cry we miss techno

3 years later technoblade: im in heaven WITH THE CHICKEN

Imagine being technoblade's neighbors and just keep hearing "BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP"

"Mom there's a pig cutting a tree in the garden"

Hes still in my recommendation ❤

12:19 - I love how small Techno is inside the "apply gear" part of his inventory.

3:44 “The problem is- I like I understand- I can like kinda, I can like, I can do things, but uh, the sun, the sun, it’s noon, nighttime is going to- oh, oh cow”

"Idk how to right click, I just know how to punch things" the official reason that Techno doesn't use shields

Best Minecraft PvPer: scared of mobs Me: can relate

is anyone else watching his videos so we can hear his voice again

techno making noises for 20 minutes straight his fans: "entertainment"

Techno flailing his little arms at blocks is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen

Thank you Techno

Love you buddy, you are missed so very much, every day, every moment 🕊 (btw I’m on a marathon to rewatch everything you’ve made)

His elbows are gonna be so buff. I guess it’s all part of the Master plan

When he said “bonk” I really felt that

Watching this while my dad and sister are fighting. Love you techno

Techno's final words to us "goodnight guys, see ya later"

“I’m going to have a 6 pack by the time we fight the ender dragon” -Technoblade 2019

How to know if a man is a Minecraft veteran: “Oh wait, sheep drop food in this version”

Techno never dies!!

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder and harder as it goes on.

It's a doggie was the biggest character break I've seen on this channel.

"i could hit a button, there is a button... _that's not the button,_ there is a button... _tha- that's not the button,_ *there is the button!* _first try"_

TECHNOSUPPORT

I love how he's so calm and monotone in other's videos but on his channel he yells and gasps every 2 seconds😂

*techno leaning down once to mine stone* techno: AAAH MY BACK me. we have a true gamer here

“I’m an elite gamer” - boxes with trees

5:47 “Because I’m wearing glasses under the vr” Me: Welcome to the club

2:10 so wholesome how techno pet that doggo

“Ugh I’ll look so dumb in real life, no ones in the house. No one will know” Techno out of context

"We have all this technology, let's do this the old fashioned way." Is such an oxymoron

R.i.p techno we miss you get a rest and have fun on a better place