6:23 👀

*squids are very quiet* Me : *hears them dying every second because they get out of water*

"WHAT IF WE LET ONE OF THE ANIMALS USE WEAPONS TO BALANCE IT OUT?" And thus, the fox was created.

This series is a gem, Mojang is so self aware and it’s amazing

Nobody: Mojang: “I GOT STOOD UP BY AN ENDERMAN!”

Me : *_*Hits myself with an arrow*_* My tamed wolf : So you have chosen *death.*

This computer is losing 10% sanity every month I'm telling

6:32 why is there a torch next to the diamond. that means someone's been there but hasn't taken the diamond, wtf.

"The squid uprising is in motion soon the world will be in our tendrils" *_*kills every single squid in my map*_*

Those foxes crawling like spiders whilst having diamonds covering their body is actually terrifying

“What’s the most disappointing present you’ve ever gotten?” *Phantoms.*

Hey the ending animation is awesome can we have that I stead of a white screen with “MOJANG” on it when we load up the game?

"If that isn't hostile behaviour, I don't know what is," That's my favourite quote so far.

If Minecraft won't be in YT Rewind, we will send our diamond foxes to raid them

"The alleged squid uprising"

The squid uprising would be a pretty cool april fools joke

This isn't your average shitpost, This is *ADVANCED SHITPOSTING*

"Wanna get married?" "Wanna have 5 beautiful children?" "Wanna name them all Jeff?" I absolutely love these videos

I was in my base, sorting items once, and one of my parrots made a husk noise. Subtitles managed to catch it as an _Enderdragon roar_ of all things, so thanks parrots for giving me a heart attack.

THE SQUID UPRISING Sky:I WAS RIGHT!!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

I love how self aware mojang is in this series

Lemme guess. We don't get a Minecraft update, but a squid bossfight update

Nobody: The Computer's DM's: Wanna have five beautiful children?, Wanna name them all jeff?

Butcher : my dream was to be a dancer Me: Oh so that's why you're always on my bed.

Mojang, i beg you, make this outro into actual intro in every edition in minecraft, please, it's amasing. Oh, also, 10 Things you prorably didn't know about enderman.

instead of raiding area 51 we have to raid this place to save her EDIT: thank you so much for all of the likes ?? bless y'all !!

2:26 and that my friends, is how foxes were made

Who got sent here after the Minecraft.net article on the new Mob Vote. ALL HAIL THE GLOW SQUID UPRISING!!!!!!

When you’re such a Minecraft veteran nothing surprises you anymore.

i love how the official minecraft youtube channel is just shitposting. please dont stop!

*glowsquid time*

"Pigs are THE OLDEST MOB IN MINECRAFT" Humans: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

Please make the outro of this video the starting animation of Minecraft. It's so cool.

Im neutral But not if u hurt MINECRAFT

*Me shoots myself with a bow* Dog: Peace was never an option.

Who else was sent here from Glow Squid article on Minecraft live 2020?

Wait, villagers aren't passive. I still here their demonic chants... *"Herh"*

I love these videos :D

They are right the squids will envade the earth they added glow squids on mob vote this year.

Enderman: Why do I hear boss music?

Butcher : My real dream was to be a dancer. im dead

I'm back, do you still want me to bring you to the swamp?

The squid uprising is a serious problem being really concerning since now we know they learnt to glow

4:40 you have no idea how scared I was when my parrot decided that imitating the Wither out of nowhere was a great idea

Horse get strike by lightning and became skeleton horse Minecraft: awwwww cute

Have a great day everyone! Minecon is coming soon 😬🙏

Sky was right, we should never have trusted the squids

I like how the video outro is better than the minecraft loading screen

Don't worry, there are plenty of Endermen in the End. (Not that any will date you but that doesn't matter does it?)

What we know so far about the Computer: It was given sentience from being struck by lightning Has a name Hates existing, recommends that you never be a computer for all eternity Knows of the Great Squid Uprising being planned by the squids Dated an Enderman Got locked in a closet and forgotten Jens got them malware as a present Feel free to add any other information you picked up. Old comment: IT'S COMPUTER EDIT: Someone call Sky, the squids are to rise up

3:25 i remember this bug lol. I used to tame a lot of dogs and then shoot myself lol.

Whenever i see the in game Tips from the world generation loading screen in Minecraft bedrock, i always read it with the Bot's voice lol. "Don't kill dolphins you monster!"

These are the funniest and most creative “10 things” videos ever!

arrow: *lands on players knee* wolves: get that arrow boys! it has hurt our master! player: Oh Jason murphy!

Minecraft: releases a new episode Me: *ALRIGHT! TIME TO GET SOME POPCORN AND WATCH!*

Wow, [OLD MODEM SOUND] is quite a depressing computer.

Enderman: $@!?#*: *Wanna get married?* *Wanna have 5 beautiful children?* *Wanna name them all Jeff?*

Minecraft Ps4 edition is like Mojang’s least favorite child

1:56 I remember the old cow sound! And I can confirm that I did sounded like a kazoo

I was more surprised by that Skyrim arrow in the knee reference

The outro of this video at the end should be the main menu of the Minecraft title screen. It would be cool to make that happen. Time between ( 6:26 - 6:40 )

With the new shapshot that includes the bees would you add a beekeeper villager in 1.15 or not IT will be cool if you add it😂 ALSO I love thee vids

Why don’t we make a creeper aw man achievement, instead?

Me: Hits self with arrow Dog: *hesitantly* Good soldiers follow orders...

I like how mojang is aware of glitches and bugs and openly talks about them

6:39 *Looks to the right* *Realizes that the furnace has a crafting table side aswell* ILLUSION 100

What we expect to find in Area 51: aliens What we actually find : this computer

Squids: "The Squid uprising is in motion, soon the world will be in our tendrils" Guardians with Laser Beams: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

One’s green, one’s dead, They’ll hit you in the head! hostile mobs! hostile mobs! Minecraft veterans will remember...

Who here thinks the squid will turn into inklings from the squid uprising?

Nobody: The number counter: *_one_*

HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS MASTERPEICE OF A SERIES

4:17 - “It’s-A-Me!” Mario?

Just got the notification as soon as I was about the exit UKposts

I love how they're so self aware in these videos

I remember the days when if we wanted to make a a zoo, he had chickens, pigs, cows, and sheep.

Some needs to call the MBI on those squids. Seriously this a problem.

3:14 ‘Took an arrow to the knee’ Lol! Minecraft is still making jokes

Now a squid uprising sounds cool. Wow 1 year ago I was really different

[OLD MODEM SOUND] is the best minecraft character, change my mind

You guys forgot to add in the "When Pigs Fly" Achievement back when it got replaced with advancements.

Add "Creeper, Aww man" Achievement after killing creeper or after we take damage while creeper blows up.

The fact that this was made and posted on the official Minecraft YT channel feels nice! I would joke about my own game too...

Analyzing Time! What the heck is the prop they are using for the computer? -They've been in the closet for "almost 2 decades" OR "and I haven't seen the outside of this closet for 10 years!" (conflicting) -They were struck by lightning to become sentient (conflicting) -They may or may not have trapped themselves in a computer after the witch, but they never said it happened to them directly -They can download things from the internet -Mojang told them that they are Mojang's favorite piece of obsolete hardware. -The first image on startup is a floppy disk titled "secret information" -The second image appears to be HTML code kind of like this, there's something written in it and I need help reading it (it's low resolution) -Some of The Standard Galactic Alphabet writing on the Minecraft Xbox translates to "Never dig straight down", but the results she gets are "Your translation software has expired, please get a new licence"

Here are 10 things you "Used" To know before you grew up and left your minecraft friends behind /Time reset 2012

is this intro made by game theory? :o jkjk

I think there is an actually lore to this computer character.

"what if we let the animals use weapons to balance it out?" I am deceased

Hello. I'm a minecraft player living in Japan.I'm creating a city that is creative and has a castle. An example of a building are houses and apartment houses and buildings Zoos and aquariums and museums and amusement parks and parks and city hall and Earth Defense army and stations and courts and banks maintained and hotels and hospitals and fire departments and schools and broadcasters and Weather stations and Churches and shopping malls and supermarkets shopping malls and departments stores and farms and factors and power plant and ports and ships and Also I made snow city and desert city and sky city and Ocean floor city. I live happily with villagers and animals. Thank you for making such a game.

6:26 I want this as Minecraft's startup intro

2:30 Jens: Surprise old Family Computer. Computer: Yay what’s the occasion. Jens: Christmas… so I got you this. Malware: Hi. Slime exist. People who haven’t read the Minecraft handbook: ONE AT TIME! Okay but really Jens why are they semi hostile.🤨

Cats were oclets in old one cuz i tried taming ocolet the ocolet turns into a kitty

THE SKY ARMY MUST REUNITE FOR THE SQUID UPRISING! SAVE THE BUDDDEERRRR!

I want to see the Squid Uprising in 1.15, anyone else? 🤣

For all Jeffs out there, this computer loves you. P. S. If you and her went for a nice meal, don't teleport when the bill come.

vote glow squid 2020 to help the almighty squid uprising

Petition to make this outro the Minecraft startup screen⬇️

Minecraft The best entertainment video game for the whole family!

my god... skydoesminecraft knew about the squid uprising all along

Whoever thought up the idea of making this series should get a raise. And give the writers a bonus, along with the voice over lady.