Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

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One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments!
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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@lordmorley7561
@lordmorley7561 4 роки тому
The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.
@jsmithmultimediatech
@jsmithmultimediatech 4 роки тому
The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol
@showmoke
@showmoke 4 роки тому
Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.
@patrickhannon4217
@patrickhannon4217 4 роки тому
@showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example
@showmoke
@showmoke 4 роки тому
Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!
@patrickhannon4217
@patrickhannon4217 4 роки тому
@showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse
@tandemaxle1831
@tandemaxle1831 Рік тому
I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.
@runar0190
@runar0190 Рік тому
Haha priceless 😊👍
@nathippo
@nathippo Рік тому
Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
@TheDeghohun
@TheDeghohun Рік тому
Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!
@nathanielborg1499
@nathanielborg1499 Рік тому
There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha
@RelativeBadger
@RelativeBadger Рік тому
Wow! What a crazy life you lead!
@bamesjond7704
@bamesjond7704 8 місяців тому
Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 7 місяців тому
That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.
@jjmmjj9999
@jjmmjj9999 6 місяців тому
Just let me state for the record
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 6 місяців тому
Always ❤😂
@lizardspoint
@lizardspoint Місяць тому
I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x
@hugohackenbush3524
@hugohackenbush3524 Рік тому
I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.
@ND-or5so
@ND-or5so 6 місяців тому
@hugohacken bush3... Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.
@ClarityDetermination
@ClarityDetermination Місяць тому
Cheers mate.
@andytaylor5636
@andytaylor5636 Місяць тому
Hope you had a good one mate. The lottery win’s hopefully just round the corner for you!
@ajbr5221
@ajbr5221 3 роки тому
“Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂
@KateSc722
@KateSc722 3 роки тому
Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?
@robertrodrigues7319
@robertrodrigues7319 2 роки тому
Neither can I !!
@KerryNeeds
@KerryNeeds 2 роки тому
yeah. BRILLIANT!
@salem730
@salem730 Місяць тому
“I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂
@marcind-ec1de
@marcind-ec1de 7 днів тому
No wonder since he's so overweight. But no worries. I can't kiss mine, either, although I weigh only 170 lbs being 184 cm tall.
@banksybresson
@banksybresson 4 роки тому
Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc) 0.00-11 Take That-Back for good “wash your back” WANT you back for good 21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family “just let me staple the vicar” Just let me state for the record 1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family “we giving love in a femidom” We're giving love in a family dose 1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy “1’m begging you for birdseed” begging you for mercy 2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive “Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie” Thinking nothings wrong, but bye 3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone “Your burgers are the best” Your burdens I will bear 3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on “I believe the hot dogs go on” I believe that the heart does go on 4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving “Arseholes” Our souls 4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again “After you do he’ll never bone you” After you do he’ll never phone you 5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Everytime I think of it I pinch myself 5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night” I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight
@martianwalker31
@martianwalker31 3 роки тому
Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D
@nimishasv
@nimishasv 3 роки тому
How do I copy this
@martianwalker31
@martianwalker31 3 роки тому
@@nimishasv take a screenshot :)
@SkywardVentures
@SkywardVentures 3 роки тому
Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.
@maggiejj
@maggiejj 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@ginadisbrow9324
@ginadisbrow9324 Рік тому
Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.
@sezzysezzy1981
@sezzysezzy1981 Рік тому
My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 7 місяців тому
I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.
@BHALT0S
@BHALT0S Місяць тому
keep the laughs going - search sean lock
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 7 місяців тому
I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!
@stevenclarke5606
@stevenclarke5606 7 місяців тому
I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods 4 місяці тому
As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 4 місяці тому
@@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅 Hope you have a great day/night 😊
@sarahsalsa2461
@sarahsalsa2461 4 місяці тому
@@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are. Have an awesome day/night! 😊
@gardensofthegods
@gardensofthegods 4 місяці тому
@@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it . Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening
@JoeyIndolos
@JoeyIndolos 4 роки тому
Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄
@nour2146
@nour2146 3 роки тому
I know, it's annoying 😂
@majmalton9343
@majmalton9343 3 роки тому
Too true
@martaharris3136
@martaharris3136 3 роки тому
Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol
@acewing24
@acewing24 3 роки тому
Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !
@sandramullen7804
@sandramullen7804 3 роки тому
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9
@wendybabendy
@wendybabendy 3 роки тому
I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!
@rrg0731
@rrg0731 3 роки тому
#metoo
@KyleJinDenver
@KyleJinDenver 3 роки тому
5:06
@aliciacrowe3364
@aliciacrowe3364 3 роки тому
Same!
@Almerbunspojul
@Almerbunspojul 3 роки тому
A year later and I’m still back here 😂
@shandywarhol4444
@shandywarhol4444 3 роки тому
I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx
@KiaraLionessTM
@KiaraLionessTM Рік тому
“He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch” Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂
@djbukkit
@djbukkit Рік тому
The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂
@theresemariegastineau9930
@theresemariegastineau9930 Рік тому
Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂
@lynneireland8907
@lynneireland8907 Рік тому
I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂
@auntlizard262
@auntlizard262 6 місяців тому
I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!
@nodafy
@nodafy 6 місяців тому
That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣
@Sanity_Faire
@Sanity_Faire 3 місяці тому
Me too@@auntlizard262
@ameband5022
@ameband5022 3 роки тому
Starving Ethiopians HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gets me everytime 😂😂😂
@giocido
@giocido 3 роки тому
Same 😂
@porkchopexpress6890
@porkchopexpress6890 2 роки тому
Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 2 роки тому
lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie" 2:21
@dmitryogrady2004
@dmitryogrady2004 2 роки тому
@@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left
@ayabokti161
@ayabokti161 2 роки тому
@@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️
@chopzmasta07
@chopzmasta07 4 роки тому
He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good
@daveross1638
@daveross1638 4 роки тому
Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.
@normancurragh768
@normancurragh768 4 роки тому
@@Ardass486 And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????
@salfordnick5336
@salfordnick5336 4 роки тому
What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny
@markmark5269
@markmark5269 4 роки тому
Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.
@Adam-gq7gk
@Adam-gq7gk 4 роки тому
@@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go
@kevboard
@kevboard 4 місяці тому
5:06 didn't even need an introduction, everything one heard 'piss myself" just on their own 🤣
@kristennorth8202
@kristennorth8202 2 роки тому
I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius
@nancydenick1875
@nancydenick1875 Рік тому
I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".
@lolalolita3537
@lolalolita3537 4 роки тому
"Starvin ethiopians" Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA
@psycoticbastard
@psycoticbastard 4 роки тому
That was a recording being played
@lolalolita3537
@lolalolita3537 4 роки тому
Aw man...u guys ruined it
@gwishart
@gwishart 3 роки тому
He's probably Eritrean.
@icedKattuccino
@icedKattuccino 3 роки тому
Ugh stupid people ruining it
@kevinreilly7564
@kevinreilly7564 3 роки тому
Tooooo funny
@expattrading
@expattrading 3 роки тому
This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK
@sylbggs3222
@sylbggs3222 3 роки тому
Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!
@bodenlosedosenhose1590
@bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому
Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.
@pwblackmore
@pwblackmore 3 роки тому
Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even
@expattrading
@expattrading 3 роки тому
@@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.
@shonah4193
@shonah4193 3 роки тому
I’m here 🇦🇺
@terryatkinson9323
@terryatkinson9323 2 роки тому
I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.
@quoman1895
@quoman1895 Рік тому
Same mate😂
@enigma9605
@enigma9605 Рік тому
I don’t believe it!!
@user-wn2dg4jk5b
@user-wn2dg4jk5b Рік тому
@@enigma9605 one of my fav shows ever
@curtriceennis2924
@curtriceennis2924 Рік тому
I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣
@MsPlayitright
@MsPlayitright 3 роки тому
No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!
@rachelhayward8132
@rachelhayward8132 2 роки тому
Pure x
@sezzysezzy1981
@sezzysezzy1981 Рік тому
Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.
@Mazikeen20
@Mazikeen20 3 роки тому
Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jjafs1008
@jjafs1008 3 роки тому
Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour
@Mazikeen20
@Mazikeen20 3 роки тому
we threw hot pee at them from our window True
@jaderaven
@jaderaven 3 роки тому
propa Yorkshire comedy
@DazMan-mo8fk
@DazMan-mo8fk 3 роки тому
@@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire
@katielouisesmith7402
@katielouisesmith7402 3 роки тому
Lmao 😂
@countroshculla
@countroshculla Місяць тому
I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.
@saraht443
@saraht443 11 місяців тому
The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂
@caseycampbell4787
@caseycampbell4787 7 місяців тому
That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.
@jnbr7520
@jnbr7520 4 роки тому
Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"
@BossySwan
@BossySwan 4 роки тому
We’re giving love in a femidom 😂
@Fleeto2006
@Fleeto2006 4 роки тому
NEVER.
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 роки тому
But does anyone know what she really says?
@elisabethcornell7109
@elisabethcornell7109 4 роки тому
Just let me say for the record .....
@johnhodgetts6617
@johnhodgetts6617 4 роки тому
@@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record
@royaloak5455
@royaloak5455 2 роки тому
Peter Kay never gets old, he’s genuinely very funny and just shows you don’t need to be crude or taboo to get a laugh. Proper comedy this will have you kids and Nan laughing alike.
@neilmrichardson1
@neilmrichardson1 2 роки тому
He is very funny but the second half of this is pretty crude, tbf.
@blakefertig3568
@blakefertig3568 Рік тому
What about the assholes and kissing your cock lines? Those aren't a little crude?
@CoupleMoore
@CoupleMoore Рік тому
That’s right, crudeness isn’t necessary or funny, but I guess crude is in the ear of the beholder. I loved everything except the parts I found crude and nasty. Comedy is very subjective.
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK Рік тому
@@CoupleMoore Exactly, it's subjective, so stop saying "crudeness isn't funny" when you really mean "crudeness isn't funny" - to you.
@sallybell9548
@sallybell9548 Рік тому
"I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" is probably not for the whole family
@nodafy
@nodafy 6 місяців тому
'The Cars - Drive' is such a classic banger, but every time I hear it I can only hear "pork pie" 🤣🤣
@DaneToTheBone
@DaneToTheBone 7 місяців тому
Some of these audience members where in litteral pain from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@mrw9513
@mrw9513 3 роки тому
This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius
@raymondmclellan1363
@raymondmclellan1363 4 роки тому
The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.
@jomandy5688
@jomandy5688 2 роки тому
Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!
@markford1638
@markford1638 2 роки тому
@You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂
@madperson876
@madperson876 6 місяців тому
I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!
@Bohdysattva
@Bohdysattva 7 місяців тому
This man is a genius, nearly pissed myself watching.
@chrispanossian
@chrispanossian 2 роки тому
So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!
@edithbannerman4
@edithbannerman4 7 місяців тому
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@morgan72359
@morgan72359 4 місяці тому
In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂
@minjusears
@minjusears 4 роки тому
The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations
@mancdaz972
@mancdaz972 4 роки тому
You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.
@usuk9316
@usuk9316 4 роки тому
@@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.
@georgespence7916
@georgespence7916 4 роки тому
The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.
@jjwp-ql5rv
@jjwp-ql5rv 4 роки тому
He isn't really on TV anymore though.
@sheilas1283
@sheilas1283 4 роки тому
Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.
@darkrose1983
@darkrose1983 Рік тому
When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣
@YohTaiSai420
@YohTaiSai420 2 місяці тому
I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.
@lrjones7696
@lrjones7696 4 роки тому
1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...
@dr1ft3r46
@dr1ft3r46 4 роки тому
Omg 😂😂😂
@sunflowerinreallife5066
@sunflowerinreallife5066 4 роки тому
Omg yes 😂😂😂
@Iceteanpizza
@Iceteanpizza 4 роки тому
I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows
@shitlordflytrap1078
@shitlordflytrap1078 4 роки тому
@@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.
@jiggles_mc_piggles2755
@jiggles_mc_piggles2755 4 роки тому
'How about another joke peter'
@mickharrison90
@mickharrison90 4 роки тому
"Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣
@pjsavastano6353
@pjsavastano6353 2 роки тому
He is absolutely hysterical, I can't get enough of him
@garyslater1243
@garyslater1243 Рік тому
If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside ! The man is funny to the bone !
@kathryncnc7
@kathryncnc7 Рік тому
I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.
@MT-UK
@MT-UK Рік тому
Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe. The guys is a legend
@MrKravmagadude
@MrKravmagadude 4 роки тому
It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.
@Gethsemanes
@Gethsemanes 4 роки тому
Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless
@drfell9105
@drfell9105 Рік тому
If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.
@ingermallia-elromantico9998
@ingermallia-elromantico9998 3 роки тому
Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx
@auntiethetical
@auntiethetical 6 місяців тому
I know this was posted 3 years ago but if no one has mentioned it, Kay is using a very clever psychological trick. When it comes to understanding spoken language what we SEE is as important as what we HEAR. That’s why he faces the audience and mouths the misheard lyrics. It guarantees that you will hear what he said you would hear. Brilliant!👍
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 роки тому
For years I thought 'Nights In White Satin' was 'Knights In White Satin', which gives the song a totally different meaning, lol.
@KingFunkin
@KingFunkin 2 роки тому
Wait.....it's not knights??!
@iwantthe80sback59
@iwantthe80sback59 Рік тому
Seriously, I’ve ALWAYS thought it was Knights.
@GameOver-hu1vi
@GameOver-hu1vi Рік тому
@@iwantthe80sback59 Me too, but that kind of implies kkk right?
@PoltieBoo
@PoltieBoo Рік тому
@@GameOver-hu1vi wait. It does
@GameOver-hu1vi
@GameOver-hu1vi Рік тому
@@hannahreynolds7611 Not sure Lord Sugar quite fits in the same gang as the others. I could be wrong but I don't think he like's little boys?
@marcell9378
@marcell9378 4 роки тому
I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is
@simonmakinde230392
@simonmakinde230392 3 роки тому
That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....
@gusterryms4867
@gusterryms4867 3 роки тому
defo a women voice
@alfredhadesworth9253
@alfredhadesworth9253 3 роки тому
It's clearly a staged recording.
@Swejster
@Swejster 3 роки тому
@@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.
@MrRedDeath1
@MrRedDeath1 3 роки тому
@@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then
@alfredhadesworth9253
@alfredhadesworth9253 3 роки тому
@@MrRedDeath1 What?
@zerokei9403
@zerokei9403 Рік тому
For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 2 роки тому
That was like my mum with that Jennifer Paige song "Crush" she thought it was "It's just a little thrush" and my aunty said "it's good they are singing about women's issues " lol 😆😆😆😆
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 Рік тому
@Tristo Smitty I know they were dead serious I was just in laughter heheh
@megcook1829
@megcook1829 Рік тому
@Tristo Smitty it's so funny everytime I hear it on the radio now I get a chuckle out of it xx
@erflingnot
@erflingnot 8 місяців тому
Meg, God bless your auntie !!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🏆
@abigrace24601
@abigrace24601 2 роки тому
Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.
@ldylkr
@ldylkr Рік тому
had me in tears
@johnkennethwiseman5460
@johnkennethwiseman5460 Рік тому
Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad
@RepentfollowJesus
@RepentfollowJesus Рік тому
There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!
@VLNevada
@VLNevada Рік тому
Haven’t laughed so hard in years.
@patchouliknowledge445
@patchouliknowledge445 Рік тому
@@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol
@bradleyallen-holland2004
@bradleyallen-holland2004 3 роки тому
Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂
@suebabington971
@suebabington971 3 роки тому
He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here
@shaniavon-erich3272
@shaniavon-erich3272 2 роки тому
It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂
@antmess9789
@antmess9789 2 роки тому
@@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 Рік тому
5:06 Realizing the audience needed almost no prompting to mishear the lyrics makes it even funnier. 🤣🤣
@leboatwood7922
@leboatwood7922 2 роки тому
Just let me staple the vicar😂😂 he is one of the funniest people on earth
@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441
@grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441 Рік тому
That’s all I hear now!
@pastlesandfish
@pastlesandfish 2 роки тому
That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.
@charliedamcevski4929
@charliedamcevski4929 4 роки тому
Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own
@AJediSurvivor
@AJediSurvivor 4 роки тому
That was staged
@charliedamcevski4929
@charliedamcevski4929 4 роки тому
Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 4 роки тому
Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.
@Tinker1950
@Tinker1950 4 роки тому
@@livedandletdie Why does she eat when bare?
@maddylovesjokes3913
@maddylovesjokes3913 4 роки тому
Joker
@corinnavankruchten9798
@corinnavankruchten9798 2 роки тому
I can never hear "we are family" ever again without hearing Peter's version🤣🤣🤣brilliant
@robhutchings
@robhutchings 2 роки тому
It came on in the supermarket last week, & me and my lad who's 12, sang out 'Just let me staple the vicar' 😆😆😆
@ellen_trim_dance7928
@ellen_trim_dance7928 Рік тому
This will never not be funny! I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣
@oddy532
@oddy532 4 роки тому
I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable
@jonjonr6
@jonjonr6 4 роки тому
Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.
@briharrisWarhmmer40kfan
@briharrisWarhmmer40kfan Рік тому
That pork pie one literally had me on the floor I couldn't stand up 🤣🤣🤣
@dougkeefover6621
@dougkeefover6621 Рік тому
His reaction to the person laughing at the Ethiopians....genius
@MrFlorian
@MrFlorian 3 роки тому
"I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 роки тому
When Mr. Kay was talking about the "starving Ethiopian", and someone laughed, his reaction was priceless. No comment needed, just the "look".
@ukkeliskukkelis8971
@ukkeliskukkelis8971 3 роки тому
Hate to break it to ya but it was an organised plant
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 роки тому
@@ukkeliskukkelis8971 How would you know that? He, (Mr.Kay), is a great comedian, and i should not think that he needs help with his comedy routine/
@trixibelle480
@trixibelle480 3 роки тому
It was my mum laughing it definitely wasn’t planted
@chrisforrest3409
@chrisforrest3409 3 роки тому
@@trixibelle480 Your mum ???? lol. How did she feel after that chuckle and that "look", that Mr. Kay gave her? lol. Many thanks young Therese Conway for the update.
@trixibelle480
@trixibelle480 3 роки тому
Chris Forrest she didn’t really even realise till we watched the recording she just laughed at everything he said the whole show.
@adamwade43
@adamwade43 Рік тому
"I can't even see mine let alone kiss it" LOL
@marionjones3174
@marionjones3174 7 місяців тому
I absolutely love this Guy and love to see him on Tv , watching this you can see the audience straining to hear what the lyrics are that he hears, brilliant 😂
@trueknowledgeispower
@trueknowledgeispower 4 роки тому
This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.
@dondemitri3760
@dondemitri3760 4 роки тому
They need to hire him.
@eprimeify2090
@eprimeify2090 4 роки тому
@@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.
@dondemitri3760
@dondemitri3760 4 роки тому
@@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.
@chelswithers8849
@chelswithers8849 4 роки тому
Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha
@chelswithers8849
@chelswithers8849 4 роки тому
EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female
@saratoussaint7603
@saratoussaint7603 4 роки тому
My sister was going around singing "Three LINES on a shirt..." She thought it was about Adidas! 🤣
@snogglewort1
@snogglewort1 4 роки тому
Sara Toussaint lmaoooo! 🤣
@Subdeaconmark
@Subdeaconmark 4 роки тому
Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans
@rattusnorvegicus4380
@rattusnorvegicus4380 4 роки тому
I thought it was 3 lines too...of charlie...
@jaspertickler1831
@jaspertickler1831 4 роки тому
oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.
@KDS0824
@KDS0824 4 роки тому
@@Subdeaconmark I have always sang there's a bad moon on the right lol
@IvoryRose123
@IvoryRose123 2 роки тому
This man is genius! Incredible comedic timing and such a likeable personality.
@johnroyston3859
@johnroyston3859 Рік тому
I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆
@edithbannerman4
@edithbannerman4 7 місяців тому
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@johnralph3704
@johnralph3704 4 роки тому
CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise Me: there's a bathroom on the right
@conduit64
@conduit64 4 роки тому
I was going to mention this one too.
@muzerhythm2242
@muzerhythm2242 4 роки тому
Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics: Don't go down hall tonight It's bound to take your life There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣
@johnralph3704
@johnralph3704 4 роки тому
In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel. Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.
@sherryroop3086
@sherryroop3086 4 роки тому
me too.
@farialmab4723
@farialmab4723 4 роки тому
There's a Batman on the right.
@lorrainegriffith8101
@lorrainegriffith8101 4 роки тому
Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂
@ptsd73
@ptsd73 3 роки тому
OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...
@rhiannajinks
@rhiannajinks 3 роки тому
It,s sounds nothing like hard egg
@lorrainegriffith8101
@lorrainegriffith8101 3 роки тому
Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!
@WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial
@WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial 3 роки тому
Yup that would do it 😂
@user-vy1dh4ie2s
@user-vy1dh4ie2s 7 місяців тому
Crying with laughter. Brilliant.
@strafrag1
@strafrag1 8 місяців тому
This man is the funniest I've heard in years. Bravo.
@jennifercooke8280
@jennifercooke8280 3 роки тому
Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.
@aidanstubbs9376
@aidanstubbs9376 4 роки тому
Finally, a HD version on UKposts
@suzanneloades6884
@suzanneloades6884 2 роки тому
I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂 And for being a gentle man...
@carminegames7150
@carminegames7150 Рік тому
I can't believe he did this again for his latest performance. It was hilarious 😂
@wizardshark1127
@wizardshark1127 3 роки тому
Peter: “Starving Ethiopians” Audience Member: *”FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!”*
@Turnaround72
@Turnaround72 2 роки тому
Someone’s saying that was their mum
@Danno_88
@Danno_88 4 роки тому
"I don't waste my evenings" 😂😂😂
@TheCattyKid
@TheCattyKid 9 місяців тому
This happens constantly and I am so glad someone brings it to light...believe me this goes on for years between people and no one wants to be the one to say it...plus now you cannot unhear it and you will always remember that moment you shared when you learned you were not the only one who thought, "doesn't that sound like they are saying...?" hahah
@user-wi8rg2xi6t
@user-wi8rg2xi6t 2 місяці тому
I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this it's one of my favourites
@alterbridgefan99
@alterbridgefan99 3 роки тому
"Your burgers are the best" 😂
@Richard-ir7zo
@Richard-ir7zo 4 роки тому
Who here loves this man still, I know I do
@karenvega9658
@karenvega9658 3 роки тому
I do.
@sarahwatkins4520
@sarahwatkins4520 3 роки тому
Peter Kay has made me laugh for 13 years haha. I'm still yet to see him live.
@lilgreeneyesp8978
@lilgreeneyesp8978 7 місяців тому
😂❤😂😂😂😂😂 ...peter kay nails this ....
@james17raider22
@james17raider22 7 місяців тому
It’s still my favorite song and your rendition is absolutely perfect!! Beyond perfect beyond!! Good job dude!!
@pierrevillemaire-brooks4247
@pierrevillemaire-brooks4247 4 роки тому
This tangent could go on for hours. Lyrics are so easily misinterpreted regardless of language xD
@zevo9314
@zevo9314 4 роки тому
it gets worse when you have pop songs that cared more about rhyming than making any sense at all, or when its someone with a different accent than the singer. of course brits would hear our souls as arse holes, that was great
@Ardass486
@Ardass486 4 роки тому
@@zevo9314 The rap of gangsta is the way to go. And the powder is in the future of the good.
@craigdawson1749
@craigdawson1749 4 роки тому
Pierre Villemaire-Brooks day’s even, the correct term for misheard lyrics is “mondegreen”
@Intimigator
@Intimigator 2 роки тому
Perhaps the funniest part is at 1:57 when the audience member that laughed by himself during the silent moment after Peter mentioned the starving Ethiopians. 🤣
@staytrue5307
@staytrue5307 2 роки тому
Clearly was a woman not a man 🙄
@Bella-fz9fy
@Bella-fz9fy Рік тому
Part of the act!
@TomKeresey10
@TomKeresey10 8 місяців тому
This is the main reason I bought this show on DVD and imagine my lividness when it wasn't on there.
@koryguns
@koryguns Рік тому
Peter Kay's delivery and mannerisms really separate him from the pack. The laugh track at the Live Aid bit was genius.
@freddiem73
@freddiem73 4 роки тому
Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff
@peterfitzpatrick7032
@peterfitzpatrick7032 4 роки тому
I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔 😎👍☘️🍺
@billybarnes8392
@billybarnes8392 4 роки тому
I used to sing Ivans Industry
@SixMiracles-uj1zp
@SixMiracles-uj1zp 4 роки тому
My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."
@lindalundstrom4347
@lindalundstrom4347 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@iamshotty
@iamshotty 4 роки тому
Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..
@leishayoung4124
@leishayoung4124 4 роки тому
Classic!
@mamusique1665
@mamusique1665 Рік тому
Sadly, I had never heard of Peter Kay before I ran across this video tonight - happily, I ran across this tonight! This guy is hysterical - I needed this - can not recommend this enough - brilliant!
@Simon_PieMan
@Simon_PieMan 2 роки тому
Have watched this so many times, but it never fails to cheer me up!
@acidwr10
@acidwr10 3 роки тому
4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever
@Pboy7272
@Pboy7272 2 роки тому
You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.
@happytobehome23
@happytobehome23 4 роки тому
I miss this guy, such a great comic. Hope he comes back soon.
@Mrwebbob
@Mrwebbob 2 роки тому
When im feeling like shit this is where i go for a laugh and it worked again , thanks so much Peter
@tomi-ub4vl
@tomi-ub4vl Рік тому
So glad I stumbled on this. So funny. The crowd were absolutely loving it.
@lisahay8882
@lisahay8882 3 роки тому
I was at this gig... never ever laughed so much in my life!!!
@jeffreyisenberg830
@jeffreyisenberg830 2 роки тому
Lucky you. Would have love to have been there. My other biggest regrets are not going to Woodstock[the original] and a Pink Floyd concert.
@dannyplatt6161
@dannyplatt6161 2 роки тому
Me too but I went to see him in Manchester though
@jdogstube
@jdogstube 4 роки тому
ACDC: She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.
@gabrielmccrea7030
@gabrielmccrea7030 4 роки тому
She had the best damn printer that I ever seen
@ghostsniper12126
@ghostsniper12126 4 роки тому
Knocking me out with those american ties
@jaspertickler1831
@jaspertickler1831 4 роки тому
Chicken meat I wont share, had me farting at bears.
@ghostsniper12126
@ghostsniper12126 4 роки тому
@@jaspertickler1831 😂😂😂😂
@skummisrocker
@skummisrocker 3 роки тому
You forgot "/" in AC/DC! 😩
@_Six.LN_Pennywise_Fnaf_
@_Six.LN_Pennywise_Fnaf_ 2 роки тому
This is hilarious!! - just what I needed on a dreary rainy day. 😂😂😂
@Johnny5IzAlive
@Johnny5IzAlive 2 роки тому
I’ve seen this a thousand times and I cry with laughter every time. “Every time I think of it I piss myself”. What are those lyrics??? Incredible
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