.....like your attention span, listening your wife talking about girlie stuff....

@@mauertal Not often you encounter someone completely deranged on here

@@Obsolete386 Thank you!

And that is the best part,

Furfag.

A 1 day old comment on a 13 year old video, then I see it has over 100 likes.

@@justinhoschouer9494 Haha I never even noticed.

@@justinhoschouer9494 we're FOOKED!

The algorithm strikes again!

@@ericyoungstrom3634 Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god!

When she asked what to do about it I kept wanting to blurt out “wait a year”

I am torn between that line and Mr Blimey being slapped with a chicken by a guy in full medieval knight's armour. Including the gentle stroking of the chicken before he starts slapping.

That's one of my favorite things about Flying Circus. There's almost always a little hidden gem like that in every episode.

That was the only funny thing in the video...

What? You really did not find it funny when the Customs Officer said "You couldn't smuggle a grease-proofed paper"?? He summarized briefly everything that showed how bad the smuggler was at his job --- and then made it clear how he himself could not do his own job either. That is funny.

Hi Geller Bing residence

La Bajon

but 'ow about that punchline to the dirty fork sketch: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kmmHgK2Na26Aqac.html

Fun trivia about this sketch: it originally ended with a cut to the officer's wife saying, "I don't know, but it's better than sandwiches," but the BBC made them cut it.

Blimey it is indeed, sir!

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@@johnnyscott3698 Yeah, you’d think there would be more comments about the vest ticking.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the fly was not a trained actor and that it's being there was intentional only on the part of the fly.

That's looks like a wasp and fact he is not freaking out impres me greatly :)

They 100% trained it. Where else would the shows budget go?

That's a wasp.......goin offf...@@randomnickify

Yes, my vest is gently ticking.

After watching this sketch it gave me the confidence to smuggle watches, cuckoo clocks etc.

A watch smuggler, are you, Sir?

@@pineapplepenumbra no...just vests.

@@AndyCigars Those _special_ vests, Sir? Well, good luck with such noisy vests.

'Enry Thatcher is more than likely a knowing nod to the notorious Norman Pilcher though he was a detective, not a uniformed cop. Paid up members of the counter culture would have known all about that conniving little scroat.

Ask most of the Beatles and Stones! @@ianbartle456

those must be the people from maths tests

Tyrone Brown wot

TSA??

Transportation Security Administration

@@sterlingpound217 Thousands Standing Around

Blake Stone I'm not an English, so could you explain why you fellas on your island apparently are so hostile against anyone abroad -even if it's one of your own guys?

@@Leon_der_Luftige I mean, BLIMEY!, can't a man in a free Brexit land just eat his squirrel without being harrased by people from abroad or people reentering the sacred borders of our mosques and kebab factories?

There always those people who try to explain the video you just watched...........

@@Seahorn_I would protest about the last comment, as I am 55 and live in a house where I am currently writing this letter Yours Mr Bagshot (Ms)

@@lauriecook2399 I would protest about the last comment, as I am 25 and am writing from a car where I receive the BBC World Service. Sincerely, Mr Lyman Shithop (Mrs)

@@AnonyMous-pi9zm As as semi-prolific semi-aquatic youtube commenter, I would like to protest that a certain paper bag of certain illicit substances is certainly absent of a certain sandwich. Cordially, Dr. Ms. Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien Sr. the Third (Esq.)

Dear Elon Musk, I would like to complain of the way you have handled X (formerly Twitter), however, I refuse to go on the platform, so you will have to settle for reading my complaint here, on UKposts, the only social media I use. As with most people my age, I am 50, but that's no reason to rebrand that dumpster fire of yours with the name of my generation. Haven't we suffered enough having spent our entire lives being abused by our Boomer parents? It's enough to make me long for the carefree days of my earliest years, spent playing next to my parents 1968 Harvest Gold Mercury Montego, the leaded gas fumes of her 351 Windsor V-8 filling my tiny pink lungs, and smoothing out the wrinkles in my impressionable gray matter. In any event, wht was I saying? Yours, etc., Mrs. Smith (not actually married)

Always look on the bright side of life.

There are somw funny monthy python sketches but i didn't even smile once durinf thia whole thung

Just like the old masters they will always be timeless.

@@benediktjostingmeier2223 Find a good shrink and try to get over it.

Yes!!! I'm 16 and i absolutely love it. my room is decorated with monty python things, hahah

Want to come back to my place? Yeah, alright.

"Hvae you got two sheds by any chance?"

@@tonygrinney7115 "No, I only have one, but a few years ago I was thinking about getting another one."

If anything, I think it would get *more* of a laugh nowadays.

@@imageeknotanerd9897 hell no, the sjws could cry racism

I don't see "sjw" or anyone else complaining about this kind of stuff, all I see is many people flipping their shit about some supposed "sjw" complaints which do not exist.

Same here, there are only a few people complaining about political correctness and millions who are offended by them and need to go to their safe space... Oh the irony!

Yeah for real. We *are* watching this skit now. And we *are* laughing about it. And we *are* calling retarded comments retarded, too.

Don't say that about their Python Rabbit. It may seem a long way far across the borders. But rumours tell of rabbits at high speed over taking trucks, lorries and motor cycles on the M1 motor way.

If they had a primate on there it would be quite the monkey state of affairs

Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street... WAAH!

Uhh.... what was the question again?

This line gets me every time.

You do know why the UK is at the Intelectual level it is at yes?

intellectual*

More of Cleese riffing on the idea of the totally improbable being perfectly reasonable! He deadpanned such lines throughout his career to great effect. It helped that his imposing height and authoritative bearing made it sound like he was gaslighting his subject all the time, making their protestations sound absurd when in fact HE was being absurd himself.

Confuse-a-Cat Ltd. is on it!

Oh no, the Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile is on it! We charge cheaper prices and confuse cats an average of 5% more per attempt with only a 99.99% increase in mortality rates.

Confuse-a-Cat Ltd and Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile fails to confuse cats thoroughly, according to a nationwide poll! Fishes-on-Wheels confuses cats with fully-trained and licensed fishes! We start with 5 goldfishes, and end with 3 puffer fishes! Those puffer fish go on to become 22 trout at the Trout Training College of the Northern End of My Backyard Pool! We then introduce those trout to the fine art of bassery by enrolling them in the "How to Become a Bass" class, which takes place at the Bass Training College of the Southern End of My Backyard Pool! Finally, after they've refined themselves down to 7 high-functioning bass, they become enlightened (literally) by growing lights and becoming about 886 angler fish! They take driver's ed, and learn how to find cats! After they find the cat... They confuse it... Thoroughly. After their job is done, they revert back into 3 puffer fish, and live the rest of their lives in the Atlantic Ocean!

Mc Kra Right, cut the wisecrack, vicar. Get in the search room and strip

K August maybe they did research or traveled there

Lumberjacks

commonwealth i guess

as long as you say your sorry, its okay...

Toronto Pearson to be specific

A wasp, no less!

As a flying insect wrangler, I appreciate this comment on behalf of myself and all of my colleagues in the trenches!

@@thekinginyellow1744 😁

Only less pornographic.

It's a pity they didn't come up with some qualifications for those animals (with a PhD in..., a respected expert from the Civil Service, etc).

Marcus Aurelius I'm surprised a stoic like you is watching a comedy show

Is it you, Jackson?

You planning on writing a symphony?

Then you'd be MSC "two sheds" Violin.

Ahead of the times, he was.

@@gilgamesh7055 it really wasn't. It's incredible how distorted people's idea of that era was, smh

Or just being a good husband instead of anything political?

​@kingofcards9516 many people are politically against being a good husband, you know.

Better then, than now. Save for Rowan Atkinson. RIP, Rik Mayall.

@@craigkdillon who on earth is rik, old people are a boring topic so i don't care but i want to say i don't have the same opinions as you

@@hafplace1346 Anyone ever teach you to google??

@@hafplace1346 You watch Monty Python, which is way before Rik Mayall. Make up your mind.

@@craigkdillon no actually, i found this on the recommended page of youtube and decided i'm bored enough to watch it

So true. I've seen it happen too many times.

The British version of a MAGA follower. 🐵

What? Where do you base that Cleese disliked Chapman? And "berates him to this day"? His dead friend and co-worker? Are you sure you haven't got that mixed up or something?

Every resident of Zurich, Spain? Wow

Humor now be like ẞ ËĒ S 3 CHÛRGER

​@@kaiyotee2475lol that was good

I am 64 and you have missed dozens of great Sit-Coms over the last 15 years....

​@@Isleofskyeleave him as is. When we eventually gone, those things aint gonna help us escape death.

@@linkfreeman1998 But at 69 I know they are going to enhance his/her life experience as every second counts ,more than ever.

The fly stole the show!

Nothing . The fly wasn't Union !!

Nothing. The fly was "open" to it already.

And the Brexiteers.

Yeah, those type of people voted for Hillary.

Juno - whilst the “I’m no racialist, but” Gumby’s of the USA voted for Trump.

Nilguiri -_-

when the joke that was supposed to be about you goes right over your head

It was Eric the half-a-bee. :P

The watches own him.

watch not watches

Holy Moly I think you are right given the context, but if you were talking about a certain watch that was being smuggled then you could talk about that watch's smuggler.

Brains for Dinner Actually this would take us into an interesting part of language, the grammatical structures known as voices :) Usually you speak in an active voice (the man smuggled the watches), but in this case you'd be speaking in what is known as the passive voice (the watches were smuggled by the man). Basically switching out the subject and object of a clause! Isn't that fascinating? /s

Shouldn't it be "watch smuggler"?