@Yes Ha shut

@Yes Ha up

@Yes Ha and leave

@Yes Ha forever

@Yes Ha you spammer

"First time Markimoo?"

Hahahaha true!

As a retail worker, i can agree

Accurate lol. Soul crushingly accurate.

Yeah you’re very much on point with that 😭

Atleast that woman and her sister are safe now

thanks i was looking for a comment about this 😊👍🏻

wow ur a nerd

dari ludum is also a play on words, as ludum dare is a game jam

If I ever try to play this game... thank you! The fact I felt like I couldn't save those being trafficked made me hold off on the game but I might play it now

The Duality of Man…

@@nicholaspeters9919 the duality of adhd LOL

As another Canadian I Apologize about the inconvenience, hope you weren't looking for snow.

Wait so is markiplier nit moving to canada?

I heard sorry in my head as Sohree

As a Canadian, I support this message

always apologising huh?

LOL

we have Google these days unless you study in school ground-

Gotta love open book exams

@@VINCENTT- Google ain't gonna do shit for exams.

@@Arya-we7vf Unless your teacher pulled all the exams from quizlet 👀

Nah. Wholesome is doing poorly and taking the extra citation anyway. Taking the citation is easy to do if you aren't getting punished for it

@@hannahw7023 you read too far into this

@@pooplejar Lemme read further into this for you then. I say what he did was wrong, for all he knew, that woman could have been a terrorist and invented some sob story to sucker some bleeding heart into letting them through. Nah, miss me with that, come back with the paperwork and we will talk.

@@hannahw7023 Not if you're concerned with maintaining your impeccable record, whereas the person who is already making mistakes considers it just a drop in the bucket... See? If you're going to be ridiculously pedantic and over-analyze a simple comment, then I'll do it too. And I owned you, so now what!?

@@hannahw7023 then PewDiePie is pure evil in that case

Eeya eeya oo

Just how my adhd ass would play this

@@user-ye3gi7cj3t same

Mood

Ethan playing the game: natural

Mark's reaction level: Reality.

the walten files?

@@thecoolmanstation who's Ethan

i bought some of those shoes before. wore them to a date she said she only liked 6 ft tall guys, the shoes made me 5'7"

They expect a loyal arstotzka citizen to detain and deny more people due to moral bias.

They need to employ the people and make an economy I suppose, my best guess

Just good ol’ video game logic

This is basically just how income taxes in the United States work. Can the IRS figure out how much you need to pay in taxes? Yes. Will they tell you that number? No.

Questioning Arstotzka policy, comrade?

Oh god. Oh god oh no. That's. Like. The most important thing. I no longer feel like watching in fear of throwing and breaking something.

Yeah but he realized he can so we cool beans

@@GAxelic please tell me it's not at the end of the video lmao

@@DHXRevenge713 nah and throughout the video he just gets much better at the game

When he started to try and memorize it I was like ohh no oh no! 🥲

true

Heheheheh

True

Lmao true

Yeah they dont hide anything away from people ;)

That's not ADHD

@@nightwalker174. ADHD does affect those things, but OP didn’t explain how very well.

@Yes Ha cool idc

@Yes Ha omg guy, go away

Report them for spam

@Yes Ha omg guy, nobody fucking asked

😂😂🤣🤣 I think Sean is gonna be mad at mark for disrespecting potato man!!!😂🤣🤣

Indeed it will my friend.

Oh boy

Yes

Can i write some fax?

ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️ا ان هناك اي شخص او لا لا يكون هناك اي اي تدخل في الا انت انت لا انا ما عندي رصيد بس انت ما عندي رصيد بس انا ☝️ ما عندي رصيد بس 🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻☝️👍🚗🚗🙋‍♂️🈶️👊🎮☝️🤬🤷🏾‍♀️🙋‍♂️😎👄🎮🎮👺🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😤🤷🏾‍♀️👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🚗🚗📮📮🦵🏻👄🙋‍♂️

Little potato man, you will always be my favorite!!!

@@teddylagonico3681 jacksepticeye reference

See, you have like fake tickets, don’t you?

@@Hi_Buddy-cw6pl That's bad, *That's bad!* That's bad! AHHhh...

Nice

Indeed

Goddamn hero

Indeed he did.

Hey can I get some bread? I'll give you 2 emeralds

lol

Its more important to think about gender, don't you know~?

ikr- he's even speaking faster, LMAO

Sounds like me 😂

Sounds like me XD

Or a bathroom

Just waiting for his mother to bust in all like "jEsSiCa!!!1!1!"

Wait your not supposed to?

@@EternityKid But that requires me to move my finger which is more effort

Yeah in comparison to Jack, who wanted to ensure everything was in order by comparing every little thing

I don't think he knows that he don't have to...

@@commonhousehuman *you're And no. You're meant to click on each thing to check that they match

I actually thought Jack was pretty good, but then again I never played the game before, I could only judge by watching.

Hold my papers, PLEASE*

@@FainthedCherry Yeah, same. He got really nervous playing for an audience but I though he was decent.

I thought jack was good.

I found jack playing the game hilarious xD especially on how he says the "Papers please" in a high strung vocals LOLOL

to be fair, with such a small work area, i think it wouldn't be far off to think that while playing the game, the game might not allow you to have it open except before opening your booth to the people. more so when he literally just opened the booth and played right ahead without exploring what the stuff around him are for and what those do. it's actually a very Markiplier thing to do, gave me a good laugh and kinda shows he really doesn't have time to browse others' playthroughs to at least get a hand on the game lol

Memorizing the cities makes checking it a lot faster and easier, though. Plus more desk space for the things you haven't memorized yet :P

I wrote notes and had sitting around my computer :-P

HE NEEDS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

@@eeza The game lets you keep the book open and use it while the timer is going. In fact, it even expects you to do that since you can scan the book for discrepancies in passports and the sort.

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on..

It's not even funny though

yeah...

More fun that way. No game if it just automatically shows you the discrepancies yknow? When I played I preferred to do it by eye as well :)

I played like that, look by eye, then scan the detected discrepancies for any correction

The issue is if e.g name is different you need to interrogate (check for discrepancies) in case they got it changed, so you get fingerprints as well as a copy. Also for things like misspelt places it can be hard to tell sometimes

@@archangel5972 Well, I have ADHD and I seriously can't take in all that information, I'll always forget something then lose money. The discrepancy detector just makes it a lot more fun. It's no game if you have to tediously check everything and hope your eyes aren't lying to you then get something wrong for no reason. You're just making it harder for yourself. Everyone has fun differently.

Little POTATO man

He noticed him the third time

that would have been an instant DETAINED!

*DETAINED*

potato man, potato man can cross borders like a potato can

I find it to be like this for me too! I think that it’s maybe cause they’re retro games so (at least to me) they bring comfort and nostalgia, plus, mark is mark c’mon-

For someone who played it on a later level, i would die from suffering if i did it Mark's way lmao

Not a masochist. He said so.

I mean, he is a masochist, aint he?

Its the way of the game grumps

It should also just kinda be the motto of this channel

You do realize that he turned on the censored feature in that game

@@Black_Jet5143 you do realize that a lot of the censoring in those episodes is still Lixians censoring, not the games right?

@@Black_Jet5143 yea lixian hid lots of the porn

Still waiting for episode 6

@@mcqueendies good boy lixian

Hello Dr.Pepper, are you interested to test 096 against 682?

@@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net 🪒🏘🪒🏡🪒🏚

yes true

@@o5-4-blackmoonhowl.scip-net i’m willing to test how pleasant the world would be without self advertising

@@SeanMadeAScene HMMMMMMMM

IKR

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!!

Exactly

GLOORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY MOTHER PROUD!!! 😤 ... yeah, it's just not the same 😔

It was a great Russian accent

I can't believe Markiplier pulled an Egoraptor!

If you remember, you can avoid wasting time on flipping pages.

Tell me the comet

if you play the game you actually come to memorize them and its actually really important because the faster you work the more money you get to feed your family

@@MyTimelord11 I usually get like 12 passports done per day (in the first few days), however that slowly trickles down with each new rule.

So true so true.

Maybe try yoga?

To be fair, this game's nudity is purely there for the sake of realism. It's not exactly... flattering.

Trust me it's not as exciting as you may expect

Its far from explicit though, pewds left it on in his vids

@Yes Ha shut up

@Alfonso The Lie Weaver He sure is a gamer

@Yes Ha shut

I used to know all the issuing cities from each country by heart from just playing the game for a while. Then I forgot.

@@ahmedyoboiii603 He tried to memorize them tho.

OML HAHAHA I CAN SEE THAT HAPPENING TO ME

I was literally writing while watching I fricking jumped

😂😂😂

Same lol

Ah yes I agree

My estrogen levels are also rising.

Ah yes

Ya lmao also mha noice 👌👌👌

I understand how you feel.

same here man

yea i was cringing at the first 3 steps let alone the other 9

same

Same here!!!

Yep ya got that right

@@johndemitrisollano1729 Got right what?

@@rahmat4848 that

Yea

Also does Sean have ADHD Becuse it kind of seems like it.

Memento Mori

@@eyebyebena6120 Momento Mori my buddy

@@pumazia-ny7cv Momento Mori ^n^

Memento Mori

Męmëntø Mõrï ☠️

lawful good vs chaotic good

I mean, if your supervisor notices the discrepancy to reprimand you, wouldn't that mean that the person would be detained and deported due to faulty paperwork? I mean, sure she got through the booth, but she'd be deported and sent back to be killed regardless.

@@genericprotagonist2842 Please don't I want to feel good about that

@@genericprotagonist2842 Judging by the newpaper after wanted criminals are admitted, apparently not.

yeah thats the difference between mark and seán. seán overthinks it cuz he wants to do everything morally right and then mark just does most things to be good but is 100% willing to mess it up because someone made him mad lmao

dont forget the flying flag in the background 🇨🇦

its marvelous really

as a canadien myself too that was 10/10

It actually completed me

i feel proud now that mark is in my country HELP

I’ll tell him MARK!!! YOU CAN KEEP THE BOOK OPEN!!! Ok done 😂lol

no one tell him 🤫

I'm just sorry for him cause this is only part one...

I'll tell him

Stolen comment

Mmmm potatos!

Could say there’s a...starch, difference. I’ll take my papers and see my way out now.

He'll be forced to soon enough

megalovania funny man?

Yep megalovania funny man here

He is gonna have a fun old time skipping over instructions this time isn't he

Why? Checking for discrepancies is useless, as soon as you see a mistake, just deny. You only need it when the reason stamp comes into play.

I just wrote that shit down on a sheet to lie beside my computer. I even made drawings of the symbols and logos for later in the game when you need to check them too.

That just sounds harder than actually checking the in-game map tbh

@@wjzav1971 I did the same cause I couldn't handle all the clutter on the desk in game lol Not every symbol and logo but most of them

Yeah, its fucking annoying to watch!

@@MoguBro I like the overall video and watching Mark's reaction to a lot of the stuff,, its just those small moments where I see him not using the detector which somewhat gets to me. Though in parts 3 and 4 he seems to have corrected that. Also, very low blow about the whole thing of "If you don't like it just don't watch it". Maybe that applies to when someone says the video is shit, I was technically making constructive criticism because I like the video(I even liked it), I would just prefer if Mark checked discrepancies properly.

@@theindianagenda5819 ok cool then word your comment better sounded like you were in here hating on mark

@@MoguBro I wasn't hating on him, I love him. Imagine me being in one of those short term fits of anger Marks gets in where he starts to yell, I was kinda like that but I'm chill.

bruh "it's fucking annoying" is not constructive criticism LMAO

He just wants to test the limits

Mark is a MASOCHIST

"SHOCKING"

There's an easy mode? What does that do?

It's about power

Who would care about a game 4 years old, big deal, that's really not old

Nobody cares because it's not a big deal.

I remember watching the yogscast play this like 8 years ago

I actually really wanted him to play this game.

@Yes Ha go give a bird a hug.... one thats flying over the grand canyon

GET THIS TO MARK'S ATTENTION: TRY NOT TO LAUGH #3 HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY UKposts EDIT: Sorry folks I realized my mistake. Just happened to look on r/Markiplier and didn't keep up with the updates. I sincerely apologize for overdramatizing this. Thank you for polite answers that explained this situation. Cheers EDIT 2: To clarify, I don't mean #3 was up again. I mean that I probably overdramatized the fact that Mark would've not been made aware of the takedown. However Mark still hasn't addressed it

@Moon Boy ❶ go away

Nerdomatic248 he probably already knows

@@nerdomatic2489 Oh you’re right. Weird.

@@nerdomatic2489 - I wonder why that was?

Same

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on..

this game is more detailed than i thought :0

@@lowqualitygeorgebush Is very realistic

Brutal....😬😔 I love it though, it feels very realistic😂

Once you start to memorize everything you can just scan the papers and you’ll almost always catch the discrepancies. Ive beaten the game over 8 times and got all achievements

@@Geobeetle gee. Way to rub it in jackass😂🙄

"I believe"

I believe, I believe in you, I believe in Steve, in Steve OH YEAH IN STEEEVVVEEEE!!!!

@Moon Boy ❶ and you ruined it

Literally my favorite part of that song lololol

Grab the glory all the way to victory

ni

Bro said the n-word and nobody talking about it

@Angel Grace Marie Calimoso I third this

@@The_Bin_Chicken i quadruple support this idea

@@The_Bin_Chicken I fourth this

@@The_Bin_Chicken I fourth this

I contribute to my fifth approval

Honestly though

Nice hands

Me tho

or pilot trainees learning acedemics

fashionably late, Mark style

Glory Greatest will never get old

He waited until Felix tried it and Jack REplayed before it was worth his time and attention

Hololive was playing it a few months back.

@@Himeros24 Night in the wooooods!

LMAOO JAIL

lol

​@@hat7475thats where he should've gone

Jorji, you're such a good sport 😂 keep on trying!

@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez I will. Believe me I absolutely will...

He was always my favorite

Like Springtrap, you always come back

The legends are true.

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY! *HEAVY ARSTOTZKAN ACCENT* YOU DO GOOD JOB KEEP UP GOOD WORK AND PROMOTION IN FUTURE. GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY GLORY ARSTOTZKA

@@lilwolftru YESSSS

@@lilwolftru *Does attack on Titan salute*

@@lilwolftru GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY PROUD

Honestly if Mark does a video where Jack trains him to play the game that would be pretty awesome!

@@rdp16rulez idk in his revisited series he was kinda bad at the game.

Mark: accurately depicts someone who was relucetly and picked to work at a dead end job with almost no prior training

Who's to say mark wasn't having fun? lol

@@crunchy_cropAfter all, he is a masochist

Jorji: Hello I'm not on the most wanted list :) Most Wanted List:

Bless that little potato man

I'm playing the EZIC line ( just finished Ending 20) and that little man makes the game worth playing. Even though you have to play a day 5+ times to get through it without any citations.

I'm sure we all love Jorji, but please don't include him giving you his passport as a good thing. It forces a citation, which makes a 0 citation run impossible

@@aspeckinthegrandschemeofth3457 Its better than robbing another poor soul of their passport