Sure

Ok

Bird

Ok

Hi

Ikr 😂😂

old disney movie plot*

​@@lakitroll I agree very Golden Age Disney plot not modern day Disney plot

* cough cough * Rio * cough cough *

The opposite plot of Rio

ari confirmed as transmasc

ari confirmed as intersex....or who knows tbh

ari is above gender

Ari is an inter galactic being with the power of 60 suns

Well after @6:20 _-unless Ari comes back with eggs one day-_ I guess we can figure he's a boy afterall (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

lmao

She has infinite singular birds 🦜🦜🦜

how about you separate them

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Well said

Very VERY true

Another one DJ Khaled

Ari and Tofu: Just as we expected. XDXD

Lmao yes

There's an option giving it to the urban rescue ranch and It's great way for collaboration any way that shit is not happening Oh yah congratulations for being potential grandma🎉🎉

Ari and tofus check list Lay eggs ✅ Almost give mom a heart attack ✅ Question Aris gender ✅

Imagine having 2 troublesome toddlers that never grow up, and then having (possibly) 8 babies that will turn into troublesome toddlers that never grow up

​@@Kambyday Troublesome _flying_ toddlers.

@@blakksheep736who can get into even smaller spaces

@@blakksheep736 with knives

Yeah but there's an epidemic of irresponsibility in pet owners. Those bird owners would be wrong.

They don't rot?

@@NepetasShippingWall1642 as long as the shell is fully in tact, conure eggs specifically are so small that they just petrify. Not a single one that I’ve kept has smelled. If the shell is even slightly cracked when first laid, then it can grow mold or have other issues. But the person I learned it from had literally over 100 lovebird and conure eggs in a basket. And I have about 30 conure eggs now in a jar with zero issues

I mean, seems close enough

0_0

It is the most humane way to keep the eggs without them hatching so… she is attached to it someway (+ later she could let it warm up and let it hatch)

@@patrickbernardidefreitas402I hope you're joking, cuz I don't think it works like that.

Lol

Woah crazy stumbling on you guys here randomly

BRING THE EGGS ON TOUR!!

There will always be a psycho, and eggs are fragile af so, _crack_

my god

I know what you did to that man game grumps

WHO ASKED + JAIDEN ANIMATIONS IS BORING AND DUMD CHILD + MY CONTENT IS BETTER

How is this 1 month ago and 388 likes with no replies..???????

In a rational way this a very good solution, but in a emotional way.... Given the baby eggs for a snake to eat is worse than boiling them🙃

I don't view it as a worse thing than boiling it. One is natural, it nourishes another. One is literally boiling them til theres nothing left and unless someone wants smol tiny boiled eggs, most end up in the garbage. Id rather a baby snake eat than it wasted :(@@gabi5665

@@gabi5665 Pet snakes need to eat too. What if the eggs weren't fertile? Would that still be worse than boiling them?

@@mollyclawson923they probably mean they couldn’t emotionally handle the thought of it, but not like they are SAYING necessary that these snakes deserve to starve

@@serenegenerally Fair, but saying it's WORSE than boiling is a lil weird

This frame 0:13 seconds in sums up his shenanigans

If the eggs hatched, Ari’s descendants would be extremely chaotic lol

I was about to make the same joke 😂

lmao this sounds like a bird infomercial

GOT THE REFERENCE KJSDFHSKFSG

don't you just wish they had protection?

@@error_606_explain

They're trying to evolve into trouser snakes.

Snakes just like to hide, usually in weird or inconvenient places. My brother's snake hid in a computer table. You know, the one with the tiny hole for the cables? I think he said it took 20 minutes to get him out

Why is ari drinking

@@user-ke7ki6mx2z lol, Ari has also unlocked alcoholism ig 😅🥴🤣

Mhm

Ayy berd wassup

ok

WE CAN CREATE MORE BERDS WOOOOOOOOOO

Me: wait tofu is a girl?

yo is there like something ? @@sheldonbautista1103

how??!!??? @@sheldonbautista1103

Hello vault boy!

i luv ur pfp

me when i dont watch the video

Literally the first thing that came to my mind lmao

oh this was in my brain IMMEDIATELY

Tofu: Egg

LMAO YES

Fr tho-

bAHAHAHA

The prophecy!

I was thinking the same She changed the time line Where is TVA on this 😂

The PrOhEcY

lol

LOL

Haha

FORESHADOWING?!??!!!??!1!!!??11

if you think foreshadowing is only in shows or games, think again

@@waffledonpancakes Jaiden foreshadows her own foreshadowing.

A toddler with a knife

'bird' 'flying dinosaur' 'gremlin of chaos' why did you just say bird three times

Flying dinosaur gremlin is my new favorite discriptor.

not a bird owner but a vet med student and someone with a passion for animals, i can confirm if you want chaos, you get a bird (or a hyperactive chihuahua, i can promise it's the same thing)

With a can opener for a face.

Agree

Agree

Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual :3

mitosis

@@Freckle_McMurray They’re animals. I highly doubt they can be lesbian or gay

*she knew...*

Holy shit, it's all connected.

OH MY GOD you're right!

Didn't more than one of them mention 3 kids

Well, it's 8 kids first of all and second it's no kids. Also are those birds gonna live till 80???

real, it is the thin line betweem weird and uncanny

I thought this was going to be a baby in the freezer joke 😭

I keep my own baby teeth XD

na that was when jaiden’s mom was keeping all ari’s dropped feathers in a baggie

I was at a friends house and found them😭💀😭

I'm just curious, wouldn't they be confused if the eggs aren't hatching? (I Don't know, but I would like a bird.

@kitsuneWC nope! After a while, the females hormones will go back to normal and she will just lose interest in the eggs altogether, which is a good time to take the fake eggs away. I had a female dove who I let sit on her eggs because they weren't fertile and after a while she just went right back to her normal self

@@kitsuneWC Not really, most of the time eggs that are laid are unfertilized ones, so if they don't hatch the bird will just carry on and assume that those eggs don't have babies in em. And really, these eggs could in fact be baby-less, as Jaiden still does not know if Ari is actually male

Based on what jaiden say if the egg didnt hatch for so long the bird will forget about the egg

@@SawyerPtl ah thanks for telling:)

A choir of them

I picture ari as a dad teaching his kids mischief, just making 8 little gremlins to cause havoc

ari would be the dad at the kid's soccer games who is always screaming at the ref

🔥

A Glorious chaotic choir

😂

POKEMON

💀

The neighbors must heard some chirps a lot of them💀

didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)

don't forget the part when one of the psychic says that she's gonna get attached to one of her friend's kids, and then jaiden not throwing away and keeping the fridged bird eggs

Most definitely because the other two options were…ummmm….a BIG NOPE!!! 😐. Especially the boiling the eggs part 😨

I mean there's nothing more than a couple of bird cells loosely clumped together in there, it takes a few days before the blood vessel network in the egg even grows (the blood vessels aren't part of the bird, it just moves nutrients from the egg white to the fetus during growth). Eggs that you buy from the store might well be as developed as those eggs were, assuming she got to them within a couple of days. For chicken eggs, it's about 48 hours of an egg being sat on before you don't reall wanna crack it open to eat, that's the time it takes before the blood vessels even start developing.

@@patrickhectoryeah, she should have tried to use the flashlight method to check to see if there was any growth (and if there was she could let someone like a friend or a professional care for the hatchlings/fledglings afterwards.

It's not like they're living things yet, and especially in the case that they weren't even fertilized, it's literally just reproductive waste and no different from the eggs at the grocery store. People who also have egg-eating pets usually just feed the unwanted eggs to them.

Feel like it would taste good

Seriously, they even made sure they weren't in the secret nest whenever Jaiden came into the room, goddamn

Never underestimate birb

Parrots and parakeets, which include conures, are way smarter then people give them credit for.

Look into crows and corvids in general. Them birds are scary smart.

didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)

Ah yes. He's been playing the long con, the lil gremlin

Ah been playing the long game

He really was the mastermind all along!! SKREEEEEEEEEEEE

*Opens freezer* oh hello tofu eggs *closes freezer* then just another random clip

I'm no simp... But...

I would just assume that Jaiden has tofu eggs that have to be kept frozen until cooked.

😂

@@sooder_fan1630 no buts

yeah its always forshadowing what they manage no one sayd human kids

OMG SHE NEEDS TO SEE THIS COMMENT

Someone already made the same comment (I checked the dates)

Right

If you count up all her pets (Tofu, Ari, and Tostada) as kids, she does have three kids

I cant really tell if i wanna be sad, or think that this is a good solution to an infinite food source

Nature is beautiful 🎉 We did the same. I grew up on a farm and if we had too many eggs or they were gross (the hens would track in mud if it was rainy) we'd give them to the pigs or the dogs-especially if one of the dogs was sick. Sometimes we'd even give them back to the ladies, but the eggs have to be taken out of egg form first so the gals don't start eating their own eggs.

"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening..."

i mean, infinite food is impossible, because all energy in the world is recycled; energy cannot be created or destroyed@@guynamecheese

Yay! :D lizard gets some free food

@@MrDJ2007happy New Years

@@MrDJ2007 I’m no sun to you

Wooooooooo

@@MrDJ2007it’s pathetic how I see you almost everywhere.

Yay!

Imagine ari is a female and the eggs end up being non fertile 💀

Proof?

didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)

Oh wow

Killing those eggs really makes her a grandmother??

I have a bird and yeah they're basically toddlers, they need to be smart to fly and avoid trees but they only are smart when you're not around, so when you're watching em they ram their head I to the wall and sneeze, but you turn their back and now they built a mansion inside MY HOUSE which she is not paying rent for and is now renovating without landlord permission, what the hell Blizard. I love her to death but don't expect a pet, they're closer to a child.

ive had friends with birds and have guinea pigs and i firmly believe taking care of any pet right that isnt a dog or cat (even dogs or cats sometimes, just especially "exotic" pets) isn't for anyone, especially not everyone who wants to be owners to whatever animal

i assume you need an INTENSE hyperfixation and love for them to be dedicated enough to handle them

You really are a bird mom. You have suffered all the agony of parenthood.

So birds are like cats. Shredding, shitin and doing what they want but showing enough affection so you don’t want to get rid of them

She opens the drawer and there's a horrid little creature inside

Or if they were infertile, them rotting in the hidden nest

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Ikr

@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP what?

​@@imtoosleepydawgbots :/

@@imtoosleepydawgit’s just a bot ignore it

​​@@FM-ny6cnno he's just a parentless child

Trans bird

"Bird Nerd ™" 🤣🤣 My sides hurt.

As a bird nerd do you think you would be able to tell me what is the word?

@@deadshot1995 LoL

@@deadshot1995 the bird is the word

How.... would they develop? idk about conures but eggs tend to crack when frozen due to water expansion. Like it's not even about whether fertilization can survive freezing or not anymore-unless these birds can defy physics, there's no way those would hatch.

lmao ikr those eggs long past dead🤣🤣

​@@JaysJinxedmy guniea pig made me a grandmother without my consent

those eggs may not even be fertilized cause it would require a male to inseminate the eggs

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If you have non duds?

@@krissssssss5401 Well, you could have 4 options (despite what Jaiden was reccomended) 1. Smash em 2. Freeze em 3. Boil em 4. Sell/Adopt em out!

​@@krissssssss5401that's what the candle's for I assume. To see through the thin eggshell and look for formations

​@@krissssssss5401 find an animal shelter or professional bird handler for help raising the baby birds and adopt them out if you aren't gonna "abort" them.

@@Lucky_DaggerAbirdtion (bdum tsk)

Oh crap How didn't i realize how old birds can actually get

From what i know parrots are actually around as smart as toddlers

Im thinking about a pet bird, surely it cant be that hard to raise one right? ..... Right?........

Correct!!!

@@caseyclement9548 Bigger parrots like African greys can even have the intelligence of a 5 year old.

So that's your plan, is it? Turn as many people away from birds as possible so you can have them all to yourself... you monster!

This is far-fetched but if i ever got more money than I knew what to do with I would 1000000% get and spoil an owl

​@@hisokacranel7268 honestly, same Majestic, strong and big predators that (if raised correctly) can also be loyal friends Hell yeah

@@unicornPOW1219I never have the pet before as a boy and I desire to want one, either I want a Dog or Cat.

Having just one bird preferably a budgie/parakeet isn’t bad they don’t have very messy poop compared to a parrot and if you get them as a baby they tend to be more friendly and easier to bond with, they also have cuter noises than a parrot but you don’t get to pet them like a parrot but it does depends on the bird, also if they bite you it won’t hurt as bad as a parrot they are needy but not as needy as a parrot if they are annoying you can just throw a blanket over their cage and if that quiet them down place them in a bedroom while watching t.v

Totally! Tropical birds as a whole are terrible pets (in part because of their needs but mainly because you’ve gotta be rich to satisfy most of those needs), so if you want a prt bird? Get a pigeon! Or a chicken! Or finches! They’re not hyperdestructive, they don’t need hundreds of their kind to stay sane for their whole lives, and they don’t start hurting themselves if they see you interacting with anyone other than them!

We would still have a bunch of ducks if they weren’t considered farm animals, which apparently isn’t allowed in the house in specific towns

My friend has a bird, on top of 15 other animals. I have no idea how he manages.

i have a baby cockatiel and hes not to bad tbh

Right??? I love them and birds do bring a lot of joy, but you need a big effort to keep them alive and healthy

"8 eggs" *looks condescendingly at all her fortunetellers*

The way to check if the egg is fertalised: 1.Let your bird lay then for some time untill the fetus forms, which depends on species of the bird(about a week) 2.Swap with fake eggs. 3.Check the non fake eggs under a strong flashlight(if the shell is chicken-egg thin a phone flashlight will do) 4.If it glows yellow it's not fertilised, if it glows red it's alive. Sorry not sorry for any spelling mistakes.

When it doubt get a birbortion

@@heyo80that’s literally what the methods were giving lmao

Mucha razón eh

That actually made me wonder if those really are the first egg Tofu has laid. From what I heard, it is relatively common that chickens will eat the unfertilized eggs they lay to get back the calcium they lost by laying it, so it could be possible that Tofu has laid eggs in the drawer, but ate them because they were never fertilized

@@billionai4871 This is vastly more common in chickens and somewhat rare in parrots (or at least "domestic" ones). I can't say why that is, but basically everyone I know who has ever owned chickens has had that experience, meanwhile I have never heard a first-hand account of that regarding parrots despite being in dozens of parrot groups online. Typically, parrots (again, at least domestic) will sit on the eggs for X time and then just fully abandon them, leaving them to rot. I knew someone whose bird laid eggs under their bed and they only realised when they started to smell a bad odour. Maybe it's an instinct that has been lost, but I still haven't heard of it ever happening.

OR started smelling rotten eggs lmao

@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP uh...

is this actual advice or is that too hot for the potential birds? Edit: thanks for the response

@@OFFICERJIMMYUTTP LIAR!

​@@Milkyway_is_too_far_to_reachit's a bot don't mind it

phone flashlights don't generate enough heat for that to happen @@florian4012

Still is cute.

Nah even so!

didnt ask + my animations are better lol (MAKING FUN OF BOTS)

jaiden steals my animations for moolah and has made millions off my hard work

Very funny - grats on the frozen embryos Jaiden!

I ALSO HAVE AN CONURE! i have a mean ass sun conure but i love him to death

The Ari is a variation of green cheek conure yes? I’ve been looking into getting one in a few years and stories like these help me get a better grasp of their personalities

I have a cockatiel (pfp) and I loved this video. The part about becoming an absolute bird hater as soon as anyone says they want a bird is the most relatable thing I have heard in my life. I also love watching videos like this where the person is actually very knowledgeable about birds. It's so refreshing after knowing so many people who just get a bird, throw it in a cage in the corner and don't care.

Same 😂

It was the unsynchronized eye blinks in that scene that did it for me! 😆🤣🤣

​@@mattpluzhnikov519 same!!

Yup My fav part of the vid😂

I’m so sorry for your loss. It was an honest mistake and it sounds like you did everything you could to care for her and make sure that wouldn’t happen. It you ever do get another lizard I’m sure you will make a wonderful parent, despite the guilt you may feel I’m sure she doesn’t blame you wherever she is now. Rest in peace 💗

I am so sorry, I know im just some random on the internet but you did everything you could for your lizard and she was lucky to have you.

Man, thats rough sorry for your loss.

It was the cycle of life Don't blame yourself

That's simply the course nature takes sometimes. Don't think it was your fault or carelessness that caused it to happen. She died doing what she was always made to do, what came natural to her.

It is as easy as to see if the eggs are fertile, if they are, Ari is clearly the father

I don't think it matters either way since she steralise them anyways.

Well black feet,"gut feeling",plus didn't Hatch any eggs,he probably fertilaised them

I think she said in the Ari's first birthday video six years ago that she didn't actually know Ari's gender. That's sure come back to bite her now.

Same since I didn't know if my birds were female or not but they had multiple eggs so one must be male, except we found out they're were BOTH females,the question is how did my two lesbian birds got each other pregnant? (They were both the same birds like Jaiden's but like bigger and white while the other one is gray and white)

@@ClussyPomnithey didn’t. Female birds can just lay eggs on their own, the males whole job is the fertilize them. Same goes for humans, which is what periods are.

@@GabrielWard-yu6sk But my eggs hatched,how is that possible if both were female?

​@@ClussyPomniwell, obviously you're the owner of two mother marys! /j

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CAN I GIVE YOU AN EGGIN THIS TRYING TIMES

Bro these bots lmao

These bots I swear to god

I don't think that counts

@@stupid677 counts to me.

​@@stupid677Counts to me.

How about breedjects?

@@tlst94 ? Sorry?