shane's fear of accidental heroin addiction sounds like he watched criminal minds and thought oh shit poor reid what if that happened to me

"I was doing some heteronormative bullshit." Iconic

"When we started this, Brent was still alive" I never noticed that when they cut to Shane blowing a kiss at the sky, Brent was literally sitting behind him LMAO

not to get sentimental but the legacy some of these moments have left on not just the fandom but the whole internet like,,, unreal, UNMATCHED

“Stop it. Stop serial killing”

The rewatch-ability of this series is unmatched. I always found myself coming back and watching old episodes year in and year out.

“All hail the watcher” *creates watcher*

"i've connected the two dots" "you didn't connect shit" "I've connected them" will always be one of the absolute funniest things to me ever, and I'm glad it became a meme sorta lmao

The new ones aren’t bad but aren’t anywhere near as iconic as with the ghoul boys I’m glad they started the watcher though puppet history is great

Me: buzzfeed unsolved is ending 😭😭😭😖😖😩😩😩😨😱😱🤮🤮 Also me: they are leaving buzzfeed 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💃✨✨✨

the ricky goldsworth thing gets me every single time aljskshdksjs “oh you’d be firin’ them off??”

"But then they'll kill you." "No they won't." "Why not?" "Because we teamed up." *I hate that I find this so sweet*

I'm a whole entire lesbian and even I have to say, Ryan aged like a goddamn fine wine

"911? The devil is here, send god!" I don't think there's ever been a better line anywhere anytime period

I haven't been on the Internet for a while so I didn't know it ended but now I am indeed I'm in denial.

'Don't jump to conclusions.' 'I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.' It's one of my favourites. Also, Shane's little 'Huh?' After Ryan tells him that it may not as it appears to be is sooo funny to me 😂

i love how they’re arguing about sharks and bears and who would win when a mosquito would be the deadliest of them all

"i'm jumping ! i've jumped! i've landed. shark. it's a shark." i quote this so much 😭lmfaoo

I remember back in DARE during my elementary school years, the cop in charge of the program was talking about how addictive heroin was, and described the potential of the random-guy-running-up-and-injecting-you-with-heroin scenario. I wonder if something similar happened to Shane and that's why he's scared of that happening

Shane laughing at DB coopers note about the bomb will always make me die

"do you remember being talked to about defamatory statements" is the GOAT unsolved line XD

id forgotten about axeman and razor boy, a classic bit

the entire clip starting at 10:50 just kills me every single time. shane saying he feels stupid then the camera panning away to ryan in an equally (if not more) ridiculous outfit absolutely slaughters me. the dead silence after ryan speaks and before shane starts laughing is pure comedy

me too man

Man 17:41 and onward through that bit is the best. I die laughing every time. The fact that some people don’t watch the crime ones baffles me

Between "If I get murdered, no one come to my funeral" and "If I die in a suspicious manner, don't look into it" I'm starting to suspect Shane's involved in something shady

'D.B. Cooper breaks silence to dunk on ghoul boys' may be one of the greatest quotes I've ever heard.

0:21 the sodder children bit kills me every time w/o fail "'i'm going to set this house on fire, and your children are going to die'...who could have done this? who could it be?"

18:40 reminds me of the time I boiled water, forgot about it, returned to the kitchen to get a snack like 30 minutes later, and found a fuming empty pot

17:58 Can we talk about Brent just sitting silently behind them in this clip? 😂

ryan and shane acknowledging the "connecting the two dots" meme makes me so happy

“Remember the conversation we had about defamatory statements” is so funny because you k n o w something happened

Nothing really beats the "The devil is here, send God!" quote from Shane 🤣

idk why but Shane and Ryan give off the energy I think Daphne and Shaggy would have had they had more interactions in any Scooby Doo media, you can fight me on this

oh wow i didn't recognize a lot of the clips towards the end, i didn't realize they continued further from were i had left off to follow Watcher. glad i found your video, otherwise i wouldn't have known, thank you!

"Boy, last thing I would want after vomiting is to be killed", Free Range Grass, and the belly drum circle are all magnificent moments I completely forgot about wow thank you

Ryan's immediate "Oh no." That followed the hot doga mention was so fucking funny

their feud over bears and sharks will forever be my favourite thing on this earth edit: more things that will stick with me forever- Ricky Goldsworth and CC Tinsley The Hot Daga literally everything to do with Goatman edit- ALL HAIL THE WATCHER

as a teenage girl with daddy issues i consider these two heterosexual men as my dads and no one can tell me otherwise

shane calling out his own heteronormativity made my day lmao

andrew’s occasional cameo is always so funny to me, i wish he’d show up on the watcher with everyone 😭

"Don't jump to conclusions!" "I'm jumping. I've jumped. I've landed. Shark. It's a shark" This bit altered my brain chemistry

"My husband got sucked into a toilet" made me laugh so hard 💀

"okay, him and his son *are* alive, and you just got talked to about... DEFAMATORY statements..."

i actually can't handle it!!! the true crime series was my fave and im sad it's over, but thank God for their channel Watcher :) keeps me happy

OMG the fuck marry kill was my question I'm so excited I've never been a part of a compilation video before

"I'll rip that mustache off your face" "I'd like to see you try"

I've discovered Shane and Ryan late but they're seriously the best duo I've ever watched. I love their energy combined.

“The devil is here. Send God.” Never fails to make me laugh

Now I’ll just sit here and watch compilations just like when vine died

I watch unsolved while falling asleep and my family either hears maniacal laughter, screaming, or spooky sound effects. They must think our house is haunted for SURE

'The Devil is here. Send God.' Best line of the show!

That "DREW GOODEN???!?!!?” that got me 😂

im glad they joke about stuff all the time cus it makes the whole atmosphere less scary cus i usually just watch these videos alone in my room

9:33 Shane‘s laugh sounds like a VCR starting up

I love the Shane: no no no no Ryan:it's just a theory Shane:It's dumb 😂😂😂

"I will set this house on fire and your children are going to die" Is the most funniest thing i have heard from shane in so long-

I don't know what happened but Ryan really grew into his own and has been becoming hotter over the years.

"oh you murdered someone? You got 40 bucks" is the same thing as " you got 90 minutes" to me😂

I remember finding Unsolved right when they were starting out, within the first 10 videos. It’s so surreal that their ending it, have such a huge following, and have a huge spectrum of topics they covered. I’m really grateful that I got to come along on the Unsolved ride to watch them grow and share the experience with them.

20:28 back when I was 12ish my family visited Old City Jail in Charleston (same one as buzfeed unsolved). Part of the tour included the guide closing a super heavy and loud door, as it slammed the flash of someone's camera caused me to see a scary face in the after-image. Co.bined with the loud nose, I was so scared my dad feared I was going to give myself a heart attack from fear like a rabbit

Shane putting the cat before his gf is the exact energy my husband gives off lol

16:49 gets me every time. 💀 You can see the gears grinding behind his eyes.

The first clip already got me dead "it's just the wind" "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!"

Their content makes me so happy

"First off, happy birthday. Demented question you've got there." 🤣

"i'm the phantom of the skyyyy" always gets me

ryan openly admitting he doesnt understand science… what a surprise!

ill never get over the wild, dissociative fear that takes over ryans eyes whenever something just mildly scary happens to him

okay but at 5:05 there’s a cut, and you can tell by shane’s hand suddenly jumping from his face to the air that something got cut out. part of the Ricky Goldsworth bit got cut and its driving me nuts. what did ricky threaten shane with. what happened

17:58 I NEVER NOTICED BRETT IN THE BACKGROUNG LMAOOOOOOOOOO

also their bit about the watcher and their channel being called watcher is sort of ironic

The producer in the background going “ok…so Stephen and his son are both alive and you reminded being talked about defamatory statements”

18:27 “do you remember being talked to about defamatory statements” 😂😂

This was my favorite true crime show, I haven’t found any others that are as good as it

i used to have reccuring nightmares as a kid that someone would jab me with a needle and get me addicted to heroin, crazy that someone else has that very irrational fear aswell

dude I love watcher so much. Honestly glad they still kicking it tbh. Puppet history, too many spirits, and are you scared are all grails to that channel

I love that this video is a safe space for us in denial 😭😭

18:30 I was COMPLETELY distracted and heard Ryan say something about "cooking a baby in a toaster" and I have never been SO RELIEVED to always have captions on, and discover he was talking about bagels.

I feel like the whole true crime revival in the last couple of years is at least partially connected to shane and ryan's show.

3:29 Ryan’s laugh always gets me lmfao

14:42 I’m crying, Shane really is a demon 😂😂

I didn’t realize anything buzzfeed created was funny. Well, I’m off to watch this now

"I will murder you while you sleep" Hmmm, this is gonna be a hard case to crack. Who could've done this?

Got to say 11:07 - Ryan looks goooooood 👌🏻

it hasnt hit yet im just waiting for the inevitable day where i think "hm, wonder when next season will be out" and then immediately remember and lose my mind

5:45 will always be my fav 'i murdered people... for you and now WHAT???'

*whispering* "I'd love to see you try" that kills me everytime

15:26 the little flash of that text is probably the funniest part of this video I LOST it

Imagine Shane gets murdered, Ryan is most defiantly going to be the main suspect.

The Axeman was such an amazing episode. 🙏🏼😭

Someone needs to send their bear vs. shark debate to tier zoo to settle this 😂.

this is giving me so much serotonin at 6:00 in the morning on a Monday and I love and appreciate you for it

My favorite moment is the black dahlia case where Shane thinks the case is solved (identifying the black dahlia) but then Ryan says the person who they thought was a really good candidate was way taller than the black dahlia so there’s no way that theory was accurate. And Shane felt so betrayed and was like “what the FUCK?” But the way he said it was really funny

the fear of heroin is a good fear to have. trust me it sucks to be addicted to it and ive been recovering for years from that shit.

21:10 it's like an old married couple lol

5:24 Gotta agree with Ryan. Shane, a man who isn't afraid of almost anything, is scared of that? XD I highly doubt drugdealers and addicts would give their precious heroine away for the lolz.

The only thing I'm sad this didn't include is the time they joked about seducing a ghost, I laughed way too hard at that. But other than that these are definitely some of the best moments, I was laughing the entire time :p

15:28 this is still so hilarious to me even after all this time. And it’s actually so nice

apparently youtube just did not recommend me the blond!shane episodes at all. i had no idea there's been new episodes in the last... two... years. x'D