20:50 Teenage Dream by Katy Perry**

Sure they didn't hit it? Thanks for doing this, so we don't have to! 😂 Appreciate all you guys.

This is hysterical!

@@beckyheinz7337 lmao 😂 went downhill prettyyy fast 😂😂😂😂😂 damn i love these dudes they keep me laughing.

@@Fanita lmao 😂 EJ and his genius plans. 😂😂😂

I'd have to disagree. I play these games every night and what he's doing doesn't help you win like, at all

Who is awakenbeerus, does he have a yt

Was thinking the same. Doubtless this is the intended effect: "We're doing this so you don't have to" ...

Were u a good gambler? Do u like any ML for today?

Don't do it brother,it's not worth it u got this ,u know it's the house wins facts .I'm proud of u for not gambling,an if u did ,u got this

@@slickmick7114 if you are a good gambler you don’t have a problem you have a great job 😂😂

Commenting on this post 11 days later… hope you’re still gamble free and safe x

Machines do not "learn". It even says in the rules that the bonus indicator is just a graphic and bonuses are completely random. As these guys have shown.

@@ronricker5316 i think he was joking

For real!! These machines are smart.!

​@@ronricker5316 Not really. They need to rig these machines somehow so they won't go out of business. The whole casino is rigged to get you confused lost and drunk to spend more.😅

It is just simple math. When it pays out 4K, it will eat more then 10K before it will do it again. There is no slot machine that loses money in a casino! That's why I won't keep playing on a machine that just did make me a profit! Take the profit and go to another game.

90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big.😜

As the son of a degenerate gambler, all I can say is that I'm sorry that your wife has to put up with you. That's if you still have one.

Sounds like my dad. Minus the winning LOL

Hahaha

Trust me, these people only make money on you tube clicks. Playing slot machines and winning is totally random and unpredictable. If you're depending on making a living playing slot machines, you will wind up bankrupt in no time. Just play them for entertainment. Don't be fooled.

@@Ocean_breezes agreed. slots are the game to make a livin. you could win but it´s too much volatile.

Taylor made for us.

😆😆😆@@VegasMatt

@@VegasMattBAHAHAHA

On the piggies each denomination is different for the bonus,, otherwise everyone would bet low at 75¢ n change to a $250 spin! LOL​@@VegasMatt

​@@VegasMatt is there a method for the ultimate fire link slot machines....

🤦‍♂️ with almost 0 line pays 😆

That's how all the casinos take your $$$, gives you a decent jackpot but in return it takes it all back from you , the green bar doesn't move from the "S"😬

Don't camp machine for too long then.🤫

I believe you needed 6 green money at the same time and it would of gave you that bonus

That's crazy did you guys notice that the green bar started going back a little bit instead of going forward not wanting to get on the S that machine started cheating

They should have had the bonus at $4,000.00 in but didn't realize that the machine was malfunctioning and started ripping them off, but hey it is only money

The commentary on this one is 😂 It's weird.. It's like it's stuck at the end. 😅

When I play that game, I feel the machines out, and wait until one "calls" me, lol. Each time, I put my money in, do max bets each spin. I've always won more than I put in. Usually on my last spin. Never walked away with less than 600. I don't play them often, but this one is probably my most favorite slot game. 😊

Those meters are random and the rules usually say that. They can hit with one green icon or 70. Believe me…learned the hard way 😮

Do u really think you cracked the code or was that just to get your viewers to watch? All bonus rounds on slots are totally random. It still was fun to watch.

I played a few times I'm up $1000. Haven't played in years

Thanks

He sounds so good with his dry humour 😂😂😂

What I don't understand about this game it seems like the only time you're actually winning money is during a bonus round I don't see any sort of cash return based on spins so it looks like you're just feeding the casino money help me out here???

Yep!

I saw that thinking he'd get two bonus😂

I don't think you found a trick. Spent $8 hundred to win $900. Trust me these slot manufacturers know what they are doing and casinos know it.

@@richardwingate9240 Pretty sure they knew that.

I thought they would figure it out you need at least six balls

It pissed me off when he got right there and bammm it choked him for a few more thousand before giving him satisfaction, kinda reminds me of my last date lol punt intended.

Pleade explain what you mean by baited screen and the next one? Baited screen as in a big bright look at me screen? And next one being the next machine or the next hand?

"Baited" screen is a screen that has a lot of matching symbols (whether they line up or not to win),lots of matching colors (even just close in color) clumped near each other or both these looks happening together . Especially in the first few reels of the screen. Your back of mind sees these "subtle" matches that makes you " feel" close to a win that you bet big for the the next screen and then you lose(likely). Bet small for the program will tease you up with better screens to get you emotionally excited that you are "close" and you bet bigger so as not to miss impending "bonus". Look for "crappy" screen (void of lots of matching colors,symbols clumped together and few face symbols in screen. Not tempting in back of mind and has better odds to win on next screen (same machine to clarify). Bet big only here. You save money and you'll learn how the machine starts to "sucker "you into a big bet(for their benefit). Other signals I know as well but these will get you started. If a screen feels " too" tempting (designed that way) you know the likely outcome of the next screen. Not guaranteed but follows this trend. Good luck.

​@@ryansonnier6849 Left reply to your question in "replies" of original posted comment. My goof. Catch it there. Hope it helps.

That doesn't sound right. Slots are Random, the outcome depends on the time you press the button (measured in milliseconds). The previous hit or miss has nothing to do with the next one. If you pressed the button half a second later you would have a totally different outcome.

Yes, slots are random but only to a degree. Think of random in this simple way, "the chance to win or lose must both exist in any screen spin". Doesn't mean that both chances are equal though.Most screens are "geared" with more losing chances than winning ones. Hence the casino makes money (the chance to win still existed miniscully so legal.) Proof? Most screens are "losers". Most people go home at a loss. True randomness and equal chances would not "mathematically" allow this. So there is manipulation here. Look at how the screen might tempt you up (bait you). If you honestly feel "baited" do believe the next screen is meant to" reward" you? Look for a very poor screen (rare). Like a bad card hand. Hardly any matches of color, symbols and few face cards. Inspires small bet which they predict and allow a winning screen figuring they won't pay much out but catch them off guard with big bet and catch big win. Practice this. Observe the ways how the machine tempts you. You'll start to catch things.

I know right?!

That was so funny getting bonus after bonus on 75 cents. Then sando on $50. That's life.😮

​@@jamesmccourt9782Sometimes the $50 a spin bonus will give u 6 free spin bonus: could b 6 handfuls of dirt too, LOL

the cow bell reminds me how crazy it is for a family activity

🤣 🤣 🤣

🤣 true

I’m thinking: THE CASINO NEEDS MORE COWBELL *of poverty 😂😂😂😂🤬

Right lol

Exactly

Rational people don't gamble.

You mean bonu jokes

Thank you so much!!

So halirous 😂

Ha ha ha, I have never seen anyone write that a machine should be illegal because it is designed to favour the house over the gambler, I think you fail to grasp the casino concept my good friend. ❤😂

Sando??? I'm new to your channel. 🙂

I can't believe they can't remember hitting six to set it off

🤣😂🥹

They watching and controlling the machine

They did a big one for Matt’s birthday a while back. Maybe this year?

He clicks it a few times like he's angry at the sound lol

Gets me everytime

Well guess what you paid for my education as well wont try this 75 to fifty experiment

"Cowbell of poverty?" I'm curious, what does thst mean? 🤔🤔🤔

Thanks for hanging out with us, Mary.

Hundred percent!!! 👌🏼

Right?! Completely deceptive!

It’s because he makes his money off UKposts not gambling. Hope you understand that lol

It's the same with the dancing drums (and probably most others). I've walked up to many machines that had the pot full of coins that look like it was just waiting to pop off. Many times that has turned out not to be the case.

Or the game with the coins ready to fall at the carnival

Nothing wins somebody has to pay for the lights 😂.

Thank you so much! We really appreciate you watching. ☺️

looking for this comment lol omfg

It happened again at about 12:20.

Exactly! The green meter moves forward like it is about to progress, but it bounces back to its original place. The human mind thinks it will hit soon, therefore, the player continues to feed it, or put money into the machine.

I am referring to when the meter is close to the end on the right, and the word bonus is completely lit in green.

Always does otherwise there will be no more casino robbing the suckers! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

We are glad you are here!

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That seems clear…now

It's also technically fraudulent.. because nowhere does the machine have a disclaimer that a full bonus doesn't mean it will get a bonus run stampede and that it can do it at lower amounts and its suppose to so potential players understanding how it works.. It's as ridiculous as how some restaurant businesses will have menus with no price on them and just a basic description of what it is.. one lady had to pay thousands for a single meal because it just said it was a dish that uses beef and mushrooms and sauce.. turns out it used the most expensive mushrooms in existence and the sauce used a very expensive wine stock..

It does actually tell you, as do most similar machines, that graphics do not reflect when next bonus will hit

Just play for 48 hours straight. You’re guaranteed to have a few jackpots!😱💰😂💥

@@williameleftheriou164 I'm curious where it says this because it's not on the machine and I've never seen it in the fine print of the "how it works and payout" information side

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I hate it when ur about to comment and it says be careful what u say some of us get butt hurt with words and we're working with the establishment to limit freedom of speech and have safe spaces aka all spaces