Nikki Glaser - Saving Myself For Jesus

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@7elEvan1
@7elEvan1 4 роки тому
"Because flies dont understand verbal abuse" fucking LOL
@mikefusella1829
@mikefusella1829 3 роки тому
they looked like a straight crowd, no tables or drinks
@EJofLA
@EJofLA 2 роки тому
"He woke me up. I don't wanna go to school." Priceless.
@michaelt8680
@michaelt8680 3 роки тому
Favorite female comedian. She’s hilarious.
@robkukoc3393
@robkukoc3393 4 роки тому
She’s just a brilliant comedian. I love her timing on her jokes...and the fact she writes her own material. Big plus!
@HunsAreGoingBust
@HunsAreGoingBust 4 роки тому
surely every comedian writes their own stuff?
@coolboy5245
@coolboy5245 2 роки тому
Big plus? They're supposed to write their own jokes...
@robkukoc3393
@robkukoc3393 2 роки тому
@@coolboy5245 what’s the point of your comment dude??
@coolboy5245
@coolboy5245 2 роки тому
@@robkukoc3393 "My waiter even filled my water glass. Big plus!"
@hankaul6256
@hankaul6256 Рік тому
Aloha
@ChrisSmithBass
@ChrisSmithBass 4 роки тому
That look she gave at 5:32. Yeah, she knew that joke was funny. Tough crowd.
@L1Run
@L1Run 4 роки тому
Meh.
@RJ-mh3ox
@RJ-mh3ox 3 роки тому
You want them to scream they just arent loud people they laughed though
@blondiwithstyle
@blondiwithstyle 3 роки тому
I don't know man, I just think people have different kinds of humor. I really wanted to like her jokes but they did not go home for me.
@JustinLHopkins
@JustinLHopkins 3 роки тому
@@blondiwithstyle Montreal always seems tough for American comics. They’re more reserved people. It’s a different culture.
@Eyedonutno
@Eyedonutno 2 роки тому
She *thought* that that joke was funny. But she was wrong.
@aaronlark294
@aaronlark294 3 роки тому
I am just absolutely in love with Nikki Glaser. She’s so wonderful.
@izzy91210
@izzy91210 4 роки тому
2:19 The man in the front row was checking out glaser's legs, but then he saw in his peripherals his woman looking towards him and quickly tilted his head up. Lol
@curtiseast6933
@curtiseast6933 4 роки тому
Well, she's tellin sex jokes. He's a man. Alcohol is involved. It's entrapment! ( that guy was ME)
@Remi_Lin
@Remi_Lin 3 роки тому
Curtis East lol, just the (that guy was ME) at the end made that so much funnier. I just picture the word “ME“ just wheeze shouted.
@treefiddytwoo
@treefiddytwoo 3 роки тому
🧢
@vhulksantos
@vhulksantos 3 роки тому
Amazing that you saw that, thank you!
@Eyedonutno
@Eyedonutno 2 роки тому
It looked more like a was just scratching his nose, and the woman’s neck snapped.
@jeffreysalvador7076
@jeffreysalvador7076 4 роки тому
Pretty sure this crowd is sober
@furqueue9590
@furqueue9590 4 роки тому
No it's just not funny. Probably you're not either if you don't realise that.
@jeffreysalvador7076
@jeffreysalvador7076 4 роки тому
@@furqueue9590 I found it funny
@furqueue9590
@furqueue9590 4 роки тому
@@jeffreysalvador7076 You were wrong.
@jeffreysalvador7076
@jeffreysalvador7076 4 роки тому
@@furqueue9590 that's your opinion
@Lawrence330
@Lawrence330 4 роки тому
It might be a warm-up set (opener). She does this same bit, but better, in another special, kind of like she was trying out new material here.
@PAWNB3YOND
@PAWNB3YOND 3 роки тому
"He woke me up...I don't want to go to school..." I fucking lost it!
@richardbeckenbaugh1805
@richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 роки тому
Another female comedian did that joke with “he woke me up.. daddy, i don’t want to go to school” not original and not the best delivery. She also sounded whiny and I think that put the audience off.
@wakopf
@wakopf 4 роки тому
She is wonderful, very funny. I love the honestly.
@cliffside1
@cliffside1 7 років тому
i guess in Canada our off the wall comedy is not funny.. she was very funny.. the crowd seemed a bit dry. oh well, she did her thang..
@Anthro777
@Anthro777 6 років тому
Just for Laughs is in Quebec. They probably couldn't understand her speaking English lol
@RotaryD9750
@RotaryD9750 4 роки тому
She is not funny! I've checked out many audiences and they all don't get her. She's just a loud mouth.
@MJ-hz6gh
@MJ-hz6gh 4 роки тому
Russell Paine an unpopular opinion so next 😂
@dallasbrubaker6054
@dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому
@@MJ-hz6gh That would be me. I agree with Russell Paine.
@mrknarf4438
@mrknarf4438 4 роки тому
Dry? They seem to laugh at all her jokes... It doesn't look like a huge venue, so perhaps that's why
@WattWireNet
@WattWireNet 4 роки тому
"I found a loophole in my Dad's rule" lol, she's the one who could have been a lawyer.
@texantornadomma
@texantornadomma 4 роки тому
He was like "come on"
@ryadinstormblessed8308
@ryadinstormblessed8308 3 роки тому
That "change in elevation" gag was the best!
@apeescape92
@apeescape92 4 роки тому
I actually read the title as "Nikki Glaser - Shaving Myself For Jesus"
@lorenanders702
@lorenanders702 3 роки тому
Whatever turns him on!
@thorium222
@thorium222 3 роки тому
I read "Saving myself from Jesus"
@briguy459
@briguy459 3 роки тому
I'd watch it
@TheCapns
@TheCapns 3 роки тому
@Kalevi K that's hilarious lol
@TvboxFinnan
@TvboxFinnan 3 роки тому
Pronounced Haysoose.
@polskipanda8599
@polskipanda8599 6 років тому
She always kills it!
@aledragos9613
@aledragos9613 3 роки тому
I realize the first joke might be somewhat simple or even lazy written, but her persona delivers it hilariously. Her expressions reminds me of Anthony Jeselnik, she seems very confident while telling this joke which I could easily see in Anthony's repertoire.
@ericgoodwinart
@ericgoodwinart 3 роки тому
It’s so weird that this venue has so many great sets and such lackluster audience response
@richardbeckenbaugh1805
@richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 роки тому
They were sober. It doesn’t help.
@cal7148
@cal7148 2 роки тому
@@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Also assuming English isn't their first language considering they're in Montreal.
@hosampb5593
@hosampb5593 3 роки тому
I discovered Nikki a week ago and she climbed her way up to my top 5 Comedians I love that chick
@daMFnChef
@daMFnChef 6 років тому
I love her! 😆😂😆😂
@henriquetizzot4313
@henriquetizzot4313 4 роки тому
That Jesus joke was gold! Come on! Lame crowd.
@IMASTERgraal
@IMASTERgraal 4 роки тому
Henrique Tizzot its disrespectful
@dallasbrubaker6054
@dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому
@@IMASTERgraal that and it was lame
@dallasbrubaker6054
@dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому
@Zappa Zappa so has she
@Gregavision
@Gregavision 4 роки тому
I MASTER graal The Bible is disrespectful.
@kevinqwen221
@kevinqwen221 3 роки тому
@@dallasbrubaker6054 Bible is just another pile of sadistic, misogynistic and racist bullshit
@polvoradelrey2423
@polvoradelrey2423 3 роки тому
Hormones: "have a baby" Bank account: "don't even think about it"
@ndabenhlegogo9154
@ndabenhlegogo9154 3 роки тому
She was underrated by the crowd
@uenragedbro
@uenragedbro 4 роки тому
I would say Amy Schumer should take notes, but she probably already has.
@manchesterisred99
@manchesterisred99 4 роки тому
@Alixznder Oh damnnn! 😂
@private1712
@private1712 4 роки тому
How original
@suicidalpotato9235
@suicidalpotato9235 4 роки тому
Nobody made this joke before
@uenragedbro
@uenragedbro 4 роки тому
potato you want some original jokes, go to a show
@suicidalpotato9235
@suicidalpotato9235 4 роки тому
uenragedbro maybe you should stop criticizing others’ sense of humor when you don’t have any
@amesailor
@amesailor 3 роки тому
Great material. Tough crowd.
@bjeffrey1863
@bjeffrey1863 6 місяців тому
I don't think i'm ready c'mon 🤣 Legend!
@johnathonubuchanan8662
@johnathonubuchanan8662 4 роки тому
I completely adore this woman 🖤
@whiteknightcat
@whiteknightcat 4 роки тому
Well go give her a good rogering then.
@johnathonubuchanan8662
@johnathonubuchanan8662 4 роки тому
whiteknightcat Who’s Rodger?
@whiteknightcat
@whiteknightcat 4 роки тому
@@johnathonubuchanan8662 You didn't listen to her routine, did you?
@johnathonubuchanan8662
@johnathonubuchanan8662 4 роки тому
whiteknightcat i did, I enjoy being a smart ass💋😈
@Bettercraz
@Bettercraz 3 роки тому
2:21 the dude in audience checked her out and her gf saw him😂🤣
@cherahsBroll
@cherahsBroll 4 роки тому
She's hysterical 💀💀💀
@robertskonberg7653
@robertskonberg7653 3 роки тому
The audience wasn't sure what to think aboot it, aye.
@rickricky5626
@rickricky5626 3 роки тому
that was a solid set
@dickrichard5579
@dickrichard5579 4 роки тому
“A rogering” 🤣😂🤣 (snort/noise whistle)
@bubbastill2040
@bubbastill2040 5 років тому
I think I'm in love.....
@hariharanvenkataramani7311
@hariharanvenkataramani7311 5 років тому
Darn good performance!
@ifyouwouldlisten4078
@ifyouwouldlisten4078 3 роки тому
I think he's a lawyer now 😂
@JMK007
@JMK007 3 роки тому
“Found a loophole in my dads rule” 😂
@viniciuseneas4036
@viniciuseneas4036 4 роки тому
She was great!
@xRS23x
@xRS23x 4 роки тому
God she's so fricking funny, i love her!
@antoniocollie865
@antoniocollie865 4 роки тому
This was actually really funny
@tosvus
@tosvus 3 роки тому
That crowd was not giving her anything.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 3 роки тому
Because they are discerning. They're waiting for the comedian to come out.
@NovaLaMason
@NovaLaMason 3 роки тому
@@jondunmore4268 Yeah, that's it. /sarcasm
@drmachinewerke1
@drmachinewerke1 2 роки тому
Because she was not funny.
@zaidanmockbill7818
@zaidanmockbill7818 4 роки тому
OH YEAH BT FAR THE BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN BY FAR
@sudarshan3965
@sudarshan3965 3 роки тому
2:23 that curly man was checking her legs out but his girlfriend caught him
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 3 роки тому
He sure was lol God I can't blame him though. Her legs are magnificent
@mostlymessingabout
@mostlymessingabout 3 роки тому
Nice move 😃
@MrJayWillis1
@MrJayWillis1 4 роки тому
C' mon..... That's the funniest line..... C'mon.
@raihanalam9
@raihanalam9 3 роки тому
😂
@albertperez1
@albertperez1 4 роки тому
She's so Good.
@Noouuuuu
@Noouuuuu 3 роки тому
She's a pretty good comedian; no other comedian has ever made me laugh hysterically just reading the title of their video.
@otis7847
@otis7847 5 років тому
I think Nikki is at her best when she is just free forming jokes. A lot of her improv is hilarious. This set seemed like her variation of the same jokes we've heard over and over again. I think that's why the crowd didn't give her much response. Although that Jesus joke got me hard.
@dallasbrubaker6054
@dallasbrubaker6054 4 роки тому
That is a theory. Another theory is they didn't think she was funny. It happens. The next night's crowd may have loved it. That Jesus joke get you hard? Why?
@kenziii5973
@kenziii5973 4 роки тому
God she's crazy I love her 😂😅
@benjaminjennings8514
@benjaminjennings8514 4 роки тому
A good rogering 😂😂😂😂😂
@SailorGreenTea
@SailorGreenTea 3 роки тому
0:13, thank you for saying it right.
@cloudstrife206
@cloudstrife206 4 роки тому
I just discovered her and she is flipping hilarious
@flyguyry1
@flyguyry1 4 роки тому
Me too!!
@curtiseast6933
@curtiseast6933 4 роки тому
"Flipping" hilarious? Disable your "spell-check", Potty Mouth, Christians may be reading
@ChristopherCherry02
@ChristopherCherry02 7 років тому
I LOVE her ❤❤❤
@buddy77587
@buddy77587 4 роки тому
So so funny!
@JoseGarcia-xv4rp
@JoseGarcia-xv4rp 7 років тому
wow shes hella funny
@christophercoon4816
@christophercoon4816 2 роки тому
So beautiful and funny!!
@donnyh3497
@donnyh3497 4 роки тому
She's f*cking awesome
@robhernandez7322
@robhernandez7322 3 роки тому
I was going to click on a Whitney Cummings video after watching this and I was so overcome by this feeling that I was cheating on Nikki so I watched something else first!! Love you Nikki!!
@kennykortman2054
@kennykortman2054 4 роки тому
I love u nikki
@KnarfStein
@KnarfStein 11 місяців тому
3:40 I had to pause and replay, because I wanted to make sure she really said "rogering", LOL. The Brits have some really good idioms, so I'm glad she borrowing at least one! 😆✌️
@arclight2012
@arclight2012 2 роки тому
I LOVE NIKKI GLASER
@ARIES5342
@ARIES5342 2 роки тому
Hilarious! Adam
@mia-gh8zj
@mia-gh8zj 3 роки тому
lmaoooooooooooooo
@filqnkishiq
@filqnkishiq 2 роки тому
amazing woman, beautiful and smart
@KirbyHenry10
@KirbyHenry10 Рік тому
I couldn’t stop laughing
@Barbarian857
@Barbarian857 4 роки тому
OMG fucking hilarious. I ❤️ you!
@shelbyhoffmann6208
@shelbyhoffmann6208 4 роки тому
dude in the front row center is in love
@kickass1179
@kickass1179 5 років тому
Something about Nikki is just amazing! She is funny without trying hard like other female comedians do...I think she is from the few comediennes who really make me laugh..
@rokasgataveckas4224
@rokasgataveckas4224 2 роки тому
i like how all the guys in the crowd are holding there arms on there croch
@nyc757
@nyc757 2 роки тому
She is a Master...(or a Mistress?!). Love Nikki Glaser!
@willielpughiii4339
@willielpughiii4339 5 років тому
Nice
@drowningfish7951
@drowningfish7951 4 роки тому
That was hilarious! This crowd was shit 🤣
@javamanV3
@javamanV3 4 роки тому
Reminiscent of Birdcloud - Saving myself for Jesus - Out On The Rise Sessions,
@yp8292
@yp8292 4 роки тому
Not gonna lie, I laughed quite a bit and didn't expect it
@jimmccarthy1989
@jimmccarthy1989 8 місяців тому
So Funny!!!!!
@hoppytrailsrabbitry3504
@hoppytrailsrabbitry3504 4 роки тому
Omg she is my spirit animal 🙌🏻😂😂
@CeriousDivinity444
@CeriousDivinity444 Рік тому
Not he woke her up lmaoooooooo
@jiuschmo4565
@jiuschmo4565 3 роки тому
Funny stuff lol
@BicMichuM
@BicMichuM 3 роки тому
Rough crowd or deaf 😂
@iwenttraveling7004
@iwenttraveling7004 4 роки тому
She cold with it
@lawrencecole6527
@lawrencecole6527 4 роки тому
HAHAHAHA
@IHScoutII
@IHScoutII 4 роки тому
hastily packed suitcase
@ridleymcnamara2273
@ridleymcnamara2273 4 роки тому
She is funny 😄
@marcus_w0
@marcus_w0 3 роки тому
"I found a loophole in my Dads rule..." Oh... damn...
@LoddyDah
@LoddyDah 2 роки тому
Still funny. But She seems like she's holding back. I love how she's so forward now. She's edgy, funny, and real. People always want to hate on a strong, confident opinionated woman. What's the deal?
@fillup40
@fillup40 4 роки тому
Beautiful lady.
@Thrashaero
@Thrashaero 4 роки тому
god damn perfect legs
@ggrthemostgodless8713
@ggrthemostgodless8713 4 роки тому
Flat ass though... still faceable with the legs.
@joshschneider3134
@joshschneider3134 4 роки тому
not even
@curtiseast6933
@curtiseast6933 4 роки тому
Uh, gentlemen...show some respect! We're VERY protective of her at our monastery. I. Know. Karate.
@seanxu2517
@seanxu2517 5 років тому
She is funny. And cute.
@himintheflesh3877
@himintheflesh3877 3 роки тому
She squeezed genuine laughs out of this wack ass crowd
@mysticblue0222
@mysticblue0222 4 роки тому
I miss her show
@bubbercakes528
@bubbercakes528 3 роки тому
Funny and gorgeous. What a woman!
@frankscott1708
@frankscott1708 3 роки тому
What a shyt crowd. She killed it.
@robbiemcnamara4409
@robbiemcnamara4409 Рік тому
Nikki I'll be your Jesus 🤣
@sakshiverma7659
@sakshiverma7659 2 роки тому
"We had good argument on why we should do it. I said-i m not ready.. he said- come on"😂😂😂
@daniellacressmanthewriting750
@daniellacressmanthewriting750 3 роки тому
lmao "I got a late start and I'm bad at sex!" :P
@usafa2000
@usafa2000 4 роки тому
I know EXACTLY which signs she’s talking about.
@esterhermosodemendoza6911
@esterhermosodemendoza6911 2 роки тому
I thought she was Phoebe from Friends before clicking on the video 😂
@fyremanjef
@fyremanjef 4 роки тому
Was there not a 2 drink minimum? Maybe it was a church group.
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R 4 роки тому
she's funny af
@jamesphelps1440
@jamesphelps1440 Рік тому
Wow !! Pretty and funny.....a winner !
@thrshr2112
@thrshr2112 5 років тому
Wow she's gotten a lot better
@cheeveka3
@cheeveka3 4 роки тому
Surprised that Canadians particularly Québécois English speakers knew about Murray.😂😂😂
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