No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon
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2 роки томуIn a statement denying that he investigated late night comedians who mocked him, our former president criticized Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him but did not mention our host Stephen Colbert's famously spot-on impression. Also, he thinks he'll be back in the White House any day now. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@hyperboi87 2 роки тому
I felt that “no thank you” in my soul for that man in the audience lol
@orchdork775 2 роки тому
Right?? That was heartbreaking 😂
@hyperboi87 2 роки тому
@@orchdork775 but the Virgo in me was like Ha!!!!
@videomissionary 2 роки тому
You know, a lot of people might accuse us of letting 45 live rent-free in our heads. But I would describe it more like a home invasion situation.
@lloydwills2931 2 роки тому
He won't run again, the GQP will keep 'em right up to the time for primaries, to keep the idiots corralled. .......then comes DeSantis to take over the clown car.
@evelynhester989 Рік тому
@videomissionary Great comment!
@crystalshaw8744 3 місяці тому
I don't know WHY I tried to watch this while eating...lmbo
@angelchronicles9848 2 роки тому
To the man who stood up for the sex party joke, you are a legend!
@lukasblur3500 Рік тому
i salute thee good sir
@modredastal1644 2 роки тому
"There's one guy in the Public Health Department who really wants an orgy to happen." Yeah, and he's in the audience.
@andrewfaraday8918 2 роки тому
After a year and a half without a live audience, that was a brilliant response to a deeply alarming heckle. He's still got it.
@tripwire4727 2 роки тому
Nice. Thanks for no spoilers. Yea, that was epic.
@irontribeissues9104 2 роки тому
“Deeply alarming”? Nah.
@litrpg101 2 роки тому
"Talks about wanting to go to a sex party: gets offered to go to a sex party" Not really alarming, imo.
@mikenoble91 2 роки тому
"Stand up... no thanks Savage.
@rgs8970 2 роки тому
You gotta respect the dude for shooting his shot 😂
@sternis1 2 роки тому
I felt the "Make sure to have a stud every 18 inches" joke didn't get quite the laughs it deserved XD
@quentinquogamoddy1999 2 роки тому
Most people don't have a clue how houses and buildings are built. Plus they may not know that the 2x4 in the vertical position is called a stud. So the double entendre went most likely went over their heads. Or, maybe they did know building codes, but then knew that Colbert got it wrong. It's studs every 16 inches, not 18. That's why there is a red diamond mark on tape measures at 16 inches.
@jennac6954 2 роки тому
@@quentinquogamoddy1999 18 is legal. 16 is not legal. So a stud at 18 is legal.. But I prefer my stud at 21😍
@quentinquogamoddy1999 2 роки тому
@@jennac6954 🤣
@tallenpelegrin7026 2 роки тому
Is just me, or is Stephen back live and greater than ever. Damn, his monologues just knocking it out of the park since he's back live.
@ChristmasLore 2 роки тому
So missing the more intimidating days, but it's undeniable the comeback has provided him such powerful, renewed energy!🍃
@Turtleproof 2 роки тому
I'll miss his wife laughing with him, but in this one the crowd booing sounded just like the angry citizens from Sim City 2000 when your approval rating tanks and I am down with that kind of uncanny valley.
@fionacampbell5105 2 роки тому
@ Tallen Pelegrin it's not just you! I'm not sure about the rest of 'The Late Show' hosts but i definitely prefer HIM in front of an audience. He seems more energised, no? Whatever, I hope his wife keeps up an appearance on the show though - i'll miss her if she doesn't!
@tallenpelegrin7026 2 роки тому
@@fionacampbell5105 He was very good without the audience, but he seems better now with an audience than I remember prior to the pandemic.
@adventureseeker9800 2 роки тому
And great energy all around which is nice. Makes one think that things are headed back in the direction of normal for everybody.
@MrKolozal 2 роки тому
Stephen says he doesn't believe there are sex parties and then a random guy yells "I'll give you my card" in response, what a legend xD
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
Gods, I love this show!
@TheMulToyVerse 2 роки тому
I lost it at “stand up... 👁👁 ... 🤔... no thank you”
@c187rocks 2 роки тому
I do hope when they kicked him out that he made sure to pass on his card.
@luuketaylor 2 роки тому
Oh, I thought he said "_____ Park!" as in the name of some park where there was going to be some... activities happening. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
@teelo12000 2 роки тому
Thanks, was wondering what he said.
@Influx27 2 роки тому
"physical barriers, like walls" Wait, is the city now endorsing Glory Holes?!
@sassysarina9718 2 роки тому
That is exactly what I thought at first
@anakinskywalker1377 2 роки тому
Sounds like it 😂
@forgeustiss6667 2 роки тому
Studs are 16” on centre.
@dotapark 2 роки тому
IKR? Thank you! I almost thought it was only me 🤣
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 роки тому
I checked the comments to see if someone mentioned glory holes 🤣
@mandipandi303 2 роки тому
"No, thank you." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣
@magellanmax 2 роки тому
Probably one of the funniest monologues he has ever done...I was howling! 😭
@sisenor4091 2 роки тому
“ILL GIVE YOU A CARD” Stand up….. no thank you.
@dmiller5765 2 роки тому
Lol. At least Stephen had an offer.
@mostmelon 2 роки тому
I was expecting a "Turn around." before "No thank you."
@rhombo323 2 роки тому
Wonder how many cards he handed out after that though 🤔 hahaha
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
Best part of the show tonight!
@nomdeguerre247 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@Zirnike 2 роки тому
"Yang was betrayed by his long term ally, math" I also would have accepted yin.
@cherylmaclean4349 2 роки тому
That’s clever…
@thedarkerknight2188 2 роки тому
That’s good
@Markus_Andrew 2 роки тому
I can dig that
@OneRandomLeo 2 роки тому
😂😂😂
@Junksaint 2 роки тому
Hey, nice one lol
@andrewread154 2 роки тому
McConnell…possibly the most mean spirited man in American politics…
@vivigesso3756 2 роки тому
Because he does what the voters want? You're just mad he doesn't give unlimited free handouts.
@demostheodorakakis6328 2 роки тому
@@vivigesso3756 shut up treasure!
@andrewread154 2 роки тому
@@vivigesso3756 why would I care? I’m not American. But I do see that he is a political animal with no regard whatsoever for the people he is supposedly providing a service to.
@adamf663 2 роки тому
@@vivigesso3756 He doesn't and has never given a shit about his constituents or the country. McConnel does what is best for himself in his never ending quest for personal power and money.
@76rjackson 2 роки тому
@@vivigesso3756 But he doesn't do what the voters want. He does what the corporations want for the money, he does what the Chinese want for his billionaire wife, but beyond that he does nothing. You think most Americans just want handouts and are lazy freeloaders? Why do you hate America so much?
@concordep2504 2 роки тому
It’s sad yet when McConnell dies Americans will have parties everywhere.
@brucefreadrich1188 2 роки тому
Parties everywhere… and McConnell eaten by worms… how is that sad???
@coltonblake13 2 роки тому
Fucked up people maybe
@SteepInKline 2 роки тому
@@brucefreadrich1188 I’m actually betting he’ll just melt on the sidewalk one day. One can dream, right?
@c0mpu73rguy 2 роки тому
@@coltonblake13 People did celebrate in GB when Margareth Thatcher died so it wouldn’t surprise me.
@coltonblake13 2 роки тому
@@c0mpu73rguy oh I'm sure people will. People were glad when our president and others got covid. Really shameful it's so easy to distance oneself from human life
@JoshuaWillis89 2 роки тому
As an educator and former cheerleading coach, I for one say this SCOTUS ruling is LONG overdue. It’s just as good for the teachers and administrators as it is for the students, even though most admin will say the opposite. There NEEDS to more separation between school and home life for everyone. A kid blew off some steam. We all did stuff like that as kids, except it wasn’t on the internet for everyone to see. And some people will say, “well she shouldn’t have posted it.” That’s antiquated thinking. The internet is our collective arena for self-expression. Just because more people can see it now doesn’t make it any less worthy of protection.
@paradisepipeco 2 роки тому
Totally seriously, thank you for posting such an enlightened and forward thinking comment that needed to be said, especially by one with your qualifications to back it up. We are confronting the biggest threat of fascism our nation has ever encountered, and people aghast at teenagers acting like teenagers need to take their MAGA hats and move to Russia so they can be closer to Putin.
@chino3796 2 роки тому
It was on Snapchat where it would have disappeared. The school wanted to make an issue of it.
@ToniGlick 2 роки тому
I also very much appreciate your comment. It's time we make and uphold laws that actually reflect the reality of the new world we live in.
@leavingitblank9363 2 роки тому
I go back and forth on this. What concerns me most is that there's this prevailing idea that the U.S. is "the land of the free" and we can do whatever we want without repercussions. Yes, we all let off steam occasionally. But it's through the backlash that sometimes results that we learn how to control our outbursts and be more responsible. This ruling just told all those hormonal teens that they can do whatever they want, however vulgar or inappropriate, and they'll get away with it. And then we wonder why there's so little respect shown these days.
@paradisepipeco 2 роки тому
@@leavingitblank9363 The government's function is not to raise and discipline children. But its function is to protect our rights in a so-called free society. Minors have limited rights. But they do share our rights of free speech, and your thinking is dangerous, pitifully antiquated, and approaches fascism. Please think again. There is a reason children cannot vote, legally are in the custody of adults, cannot drive below a certain age, etc. To expect them to not behave as immature is ludicrous when that is exactly what they are. They have an excuse to act irresponsibly. They are kids. The infantile GQP and MAGA, on the other hand, have no such excuse. By law, they are adults. By their actions, they are not only Russia-loving traitors who are openly supporting a violent attempted coup attempt and threatening further such action, but they are behaving not like teenagers but like infants having a kicking and screaming tantrum. I respectfully suggest you step back, try to gain some perspective, and sort out your priorities and revisit what the first amendment means and what it means to live in a free society. Namaste.
@franklinwilson46 2 роки тому
The “how to have safer sex in a post COVID-19 world” had me dying 😂
@halcyonacoustic7366 2 роки тому
Early in the pandemic, Canada released a sex guide that recommended glory holes XD
@ameliablack4613 2 роки тому
If you build it, they will come.
@enriquemunoz704 2 роки тому
Glory holes have been around for ages! 😂
@zesty9815 2 роки тому
5:38 _“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls”_ See, I _knew_ that _“impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”_ would come in handy one day!
@eviehankins8223 2 роки тому
Reccomending walls as barriers is definitely the American version of reccomending a glory hole 🤣
@Xena3 2 роки тому
“PLEASE stand up…No thank you” LOL
@leavingitblank9363 2 роки тому
He's extra feisty tonight! Even wore an uncharacteristically bright tie.
@420thebass 2 роки тому
8:04 "I'll give you my card" funniest shit ever lol
@brianschlicher59 2 роки тому
"I want to lock in the aroma like we're in a crock pot full of balls." That Peabody was well earned!
@primitivedaisy 2 роки тому
This made me laugh so hard, I cried! And gave me a disturbing mental picture! 😏
@leavingitblank9363 2 роки тому
That's good eats in the South!
@averyw1497 2 роки тому
Damn this monologue was fantastic
@XYZAudiio 2 роки тому
"crock pot full of balls" my new favorite nickname for 45.
@jeanneh9742 2 роки тому
Mine too TY
@uhohspaghettios2391 2 роки тому
Okay, I know that "forgot his top teeth" thing was a joke, but McConnell in that clip sounded exactly like my dad does when he talks without his dentures in, lolol.
@dancechica 2 роки тому
I'm willing to bet he's at least got partials
@brettw8744 2 роки тому
I didn’t miss hearing the crowd the whole time.
@kenyap101 2 роки тому
Sames
@ImionLordred 2 роки тому
Aye, quite annoying screaming...
@mackersun 2 роки тому
I believe it's because it felt like a show personally for each one of us. Each show it was like he was talking just to me.
@jonalderson5571 2 роки тому
Too bad, the real fans love the crowd. Go back into your basement
@mackersun 2 роки тому
@@jonalderson5571 it's my personal preference. Why do you feel the need to be rude? It's not a bad thing. It's just something I've noticed.
@sailingadventuress5489 2 роки тому
He’s on fire in this. Hilarious
@brianmorgan7703 2 роки тому
"No thank you." This nearly made me spit teriyaki chicken out my nose.
@alexbelanger259 2 роки тому
Damn Colbert is on fire and having fun in this one.
@Opus313 2 роки тому
"Crock pot full of balls." ...was not a phrase I expected...
@oracleofdelphi4533 2 роки тому
Watching Colbert, you kind of should have expected it. I mean, have you even listened to Meanwhile openings?
@IAmJustR 2 роки тому
😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it was completely accurate though
@chriskelly6559 2 роки тому
Trumps favorite meal, with a side diaper stuffing, and a diet coke.
@blkcatzette 2 роки тому
I wasn't ready for that one Steven lol.
@markstevens1729 2 роки тому
I read your comment before he said it, and I still winced.
@leondeveraux4485 2 роки тому
It's the "stand up? No thank you" for ME 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@epsilon-eleven 2 роки тому
Seeing Stephen Colbert get invited to a sex party on a national television show is something I never expected to see, but I guess the pandemic has affected us all in interesting ways.
@leavingitblank9363 2 роки тому
LOL!
@Sophia-wcDM9 2 роки тому
I don't understand this comment. He is gorgeous!
@hareeshkrishnaa5642 3 місяці тому
8:05 @@Sophia-wcDM9
@arenc5619 2 роки тому
I think we’ve learnt after 4 years of Trump what an international disaster he was and your reputation suffered greatly as a country. How in the world would y’all put him back? Asking for the EU.
@gregbors8364 2 роки тому
Most of us don’t. He lost the popular vote both times he ran. But thanks to our wonderful technicality called the Electoral College, he lost the popular vote but still won the election the first time.
@gabesarti7184 2 роки тому
I for one absolutely hate him, and hope he spends the rest of his life in prison. He got hundreds of thousands American people killed during the pandemic.
@alex35agm 2 роки тому
The real question is,how in the hell did he get elected in the first place?I guess the United States education system is worse than we thought.
@-oiiio-3993 2 роки тому
Fox 'News', Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and dozens of other shameless hucksters have been peddling their 'entertainment' for decades while branding their hateful garbage as "news". Millions of Jell - O for brains idiots hang on their every word as 'Gospel truth'. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin
@erikdegroote5347 2 роки тому
@ezlyfe 80 years ago
@hankakah4180 2 роки тому
Trump "I did say, however, that Alec Baldwin has no talent, certainly when it comes to imitating me" Actually Trump, he played YOU PERFECTLY! You DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!
@dkamphaus43 2 роки тому
Regardless how how well he might have imitated him, Baldwin really had no business mocking him since he's an even worse person.
@hankakah4180 2 роки тому
@@dkamphaus43 SNL satires everyone! Every actor has their faults, but shouldn't be penalized for them.
@mrheem44 2 роки тому
@@dkamphaus43 no hes not
@morsmordre3 2 роки тому
@@dkamphaus43 Triggered much?
@shirleyrombough8173 2 роки тому
@@dkamphaus43 - Based on what?
@ajcbng8289 2 роки тому
Who in the world isn't thankful for his absolute silliness? Cheers, SIR. 🥂❤️
@sererwr2413 2 роки тому
stephen is a traitor hack
@Themagalorian 2 роки тому
This dudes only on the air because the libs need poor comedic propaganda.. wonder what his true ratings are?
@MarnettaAnn 2 роки тому
Every time I watch Steven Colbert it reminds me why he's my celebrity crush, and Evie is a friend in my head
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
Oh, Evie is just lovely!
@derricknelson8160 2 роки тому
Hello how you doing
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
I hv 2 late nite guys. And their wives r great. I'm sure it has an effect on their shows 🌹💖🌉🦋🇺🇸🌨️❄️🌉💖
@williamcracker7243 2 роки тому
Dear heffa you got low standards
@MarnettaAnn 2 роки тому
@@williamcracker7243 probably... but they are my standards and they don't affect you, so thanks for calling me a heffa... you must be a total prize for your wife 🤢
@Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому
Founders: *envision a senate full of individuals who can think for themselves to represent the states* Turtle McConnell: Well yes, but actually no. In fact I’m determined to keep Kentucky in 1864.
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
Gerrymandering is a very powerful thing.
@Dayandcounting 2 роки тому
@@couragekarnga8735 No gerrymandering in Senate races though. Well other than the Gerrymandering known as the states.
@JohnDoe662002 2 роки тому
Founders: “What’s a Kentucky?”
@LD86 2 роки тому
Voter suppression, gerrymandering, abuses of power…. All tactics straight out of the autocrat handbook.
@arthenosthefirst8176 2 роки тому
it's not just mcconnel, it's all the repubs in the senate, mcconnel only has power because they let him.
@FredRedFrred 2 роки тому
This is the funniest episode this year, with at least nine pauses until the laugh subsided so as not to miss anything. Colbert and his team of writers polished this show to a high gloss gleam. Outstanding--Go Team Colbert!!
@georgeclifton8615 2 роки тому
"Crockpot full of balls", my new band name. 🤩
@Fiawordweaver 2 роки тому
If McConnell was on fire- I would not urinate on him.
@ValerieJNorse 2 роки тому
Oh, it seems inhuman to withhold any liquid in a situation like that. How about kerosene?
@Tuturial464 2 роки тому
No you give him human diarrhea. Cause he full of it. Burned and full of crap
@dameoftruth4022 2 роки тому
If Mcconnell was on fire and I had just finished a six pack of beer, I wouldn't piss on him either.
@sirmoonslosthismind 2 роки тому
but he can have all of it if he's not on fire.
@TheMaelstrom 2 роки тому
No, no. It goes "I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire"
@HuyNguyen-rg8fv 2 роки тому
"I'll give you my card!" "What? Stand up....no thank you." 😂😂😂
@Muse009009 2 роки тому
Was it just me or was this one of the best openings in a minute.
@BlueManIan 2 роки тому
Oh, I remember when Trump called Stephen "that guy from CBS" and the show changed its credit sequence for a day or two
@lovelyskull3483 2 роки тому
“Crockpot full of Balls”😂😂😂, literally I’m crying.
@danigrey442 2 роки тому
Same here, I will never look at a crockpot the same way
@debralambert1475 2 роки тому
Are they covered in sweet+sour sauce?
@mefford67 2 роки тому
@@debralambert1475 *Schweaty balls!* 😘
@phraydedjez 2 роки тому
Thats gold! That dude that stood up and yelled out, I was LMFAO
@rodrigocantarino4035 2 роки тому
What did he say? I couldnt hear well
@PurnceNMe 2 роки тому
I can still hear my man laughing in the background and I love it.
@rubendaniel37 2 роки тому
Hello purnce how are you doing
@heavypen 2 роки тому
"You're 2021 and done," and the crowd goes wild. Awesome.
@shiftybat7318 2 роки тому
Mitch is just the old-school version of an Internet troll - he refuses to accept that his time has come, that his body is failing, his era of prominence is over, and that he can barely speak words anymore, but instead of ceding his post to someone more capable (or likeable) he channels all of his remaining energy into ensuring no one else can ever have what he once had without his say. He is the iconic definition of an obstructionist, and is about as useful as nipples on a squid.
@a_diamond 2 роки тому
Nipples on a squid.. yep, remembering that one..
@lsingstock1646 2 роки тому
@@davidjones332 dude, be careful what you say. You tube is listening. My friend suggested something similar about diaper boy and was banned.
@WWZenaDo 2 роки тому
More like Mitch is an old-school version of a traitor....
@ingridwheeler3180 2 роки тому
Ditch mitch ! Asap.
@Fate263 2 роки тому
@daniel banks Sure... Nevermind that among the 3 in question, one is openly honest about their obstruction, but sure 2 women who COULD do something are the same as one man who refuses to.
@Morgan-Wesley-Parker 2 роки тому
Dude been watching this show for years and that has to be the best monologue he’s done, it was the audience I think, it felt like I was watching a stand up routine, brilliant.
@TheNerdyFosterMom 2 роки тому
the audience is so engaged. Loving it.
@Chillaxin45 2 роки тому
The sex with a wall between bit, hilarious. Love that Mr. Colbert is on stage again and also missing the intimacy of the virtual show. I think only incredible talent (and support) is able to achieve success at both. Congrats on the Peabody - very well deserved.
@JoeEnglandShow 2 роки тому
I wasn't aware that we had elected Mitch McConnell to decide what is and is not acceptable for Congress to talk about.
@JOBdOut 2 роки тому
You gotta be appointed to senate party leader to determine whether or not they get to talk about doing their jobs
@rezadaneshi 2 роки тому
Who said life might not ever go back to normal. Stephen Colbert is all we need
@robc4191 2 роки тому
Well, a functioning government would be nice too.
@rezadaneshi 2 роки тому
@@robc4191 it would certainly be, but it didn’t function before COVID and lockdown either.
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
Stephen Colbert: Keeping America sane one joke at a time.
@rezadaneshi 2 роки тому
@Isaac Suarez Trump is a joke that keeps on giving for decades even long after he is gone. Don’t you worry about Trump running. If Trump runs, turn out will be enormous and many independents will run and win. Establishment will not let trump run.
@JakobNoone 2 роки тому
@@robc4191 They are America. And you can, too!
@larathecool713 2 роки тому
My favourite moment was the little happy dance after the crowd response to the beer joke. It is so obvious that he needs and loves his audience response. If you ever come to australia to do a show i will be right there in the front row.
@georgegoughnour1509 2 роки тому
Do they really let ex presidents become janitors at the White House? I had no idea🤣
@NGFergalicious 2 роки тому
The energy of this crowd is great!
@Benmc1994 2 роки тому
What they don't show you is the staff with signs telling the crowd when to laugh clap cheer i like the show but it's basically pantomime lol
@JoshuaWillis89 2 роки тому
@@Benmc1994 it’s true that those signs are there, but the crowd isn’t faking this enthusiasm
@gregbors8364 2 роки тому
Fun fact: Mitch McConnell’s approval rating in his home state of Kentucky is 18%
@jeffredfern3744 2 роки тому
Hating Mitch McConnell seems to be a 5 year event unfortunately. Also KY sucks.
@subgrv27 2 роки тому
How does he keep getting elected with a rating that low?
@bentbliley 2 роки тому
if i may paraphrase jimmy mcmillan, “it’s still too damn high!”
@sakarakit5835 2 роки тому
yet he was re-elected...
@DeAnoJackson 2 роки тому
For real, then why the hell does he keep getting reelected?
@emmajones9975 2 роки тому
That "No thank you" is till has me laughing
@rockstarJDP 2 роки тому
Not gonna lie, I much preferred it when you could just hear his wife and crew giggling in the background than the audience whooping and hollering. Felt much more organic without an audience.
@misz3 2 роки тому
I mean that’s just UKposts commentary videos lol
@rockstarJDP 2 роки тому
@@misz3 well yeah and I think that was better - felt more like we were in the room with him just listening to him have a comical rant :)
@WillowTDog 2 роки тому
@@rockstarJDP Completely agree. Though, tonight's monologue was definitely enhanced by the guy in the crowd apparently offering Steven his membership card (although, I admit, I thought he'd said, "Echo Park!" But I've never been active in that scene.
@mikeximenez5285 2 роки тому
I agree. Im just waiting for his fart to escape while he waits for the laughs.
@jennac6954 2 роки тому
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@aggressiveattitudeera887 2 роки тому
Q. How petty do you have to be to sick the DOJ on Saturday Night Live and late-night talk show hosts? A. BIGLY petty.
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
I forgot he said that haha. Bigly. That man was our president... Yikes!
@jerryrichardson2799 2 роки тому
Pretty much...
@Markus_Andrew 2 роки тому
@@couragekarnga8735 Don't forget the "tippy-top" nukes.
@QUICKBOOKS1 2 роки тому
@@couragekarnga8735, Don't forget "Covefee"!
@JesperKrogSlot 2 роки тому
For combining comedy with genuine goodness at one of our darkest hours, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert wins a Peabody.
@bigscoop91 2 роки тому
"Stand up....No thank you!" *DEAD*
@anoniemuss824 2 роки тому
“Nobody is a bigger cry baby… than me.” - Trump, Everyday
@NicholasNRG 2 роки тому
Or Colbert anytime Trump does anything
@rainbowprism6242 2 роки тому
@@NicholasNRG fan of competitive macaque thrower says what?
@josephcannon3938 2 роки тому
@Joe Hiden Hur dur Colbert lame
@pamcheslock838 2 роки тому
@@NicholasNRG TRUMP 30000 lies yes 🙌 IMPRESSED CONNED BY A KNOWN CONMAN YES A CONMAN HIS ENTIRE LIFE
@Themagalorian 2 роки тому
@@pamcheslock838 not half as many lies as o bummer and sleepy joe..
@timbeaton5045 2 роки тому
"....physical barriers....like walls!" Never stopped Pyramus and Thisbe!
@coltonblake13 2 роки тому
So...walls bad?
@Turtleproof 2 роки тому
@@coltonblake13 Hardy har, they are a waste of time, labor, and money, just ask Hadrian, Maginot, and others who tried to buy time for a failing nation with a static defense instead of effective civic, economic, military policies. As in every case in history, a practically abandoned wall is easy to sap under, break thru or just go around. Temporary barriers help at concert venues and movie theater ticket lines, tho!
@ashwainthobourne4874 2 роки тому
@@coltonblake13 cjl
@coltonblake13 2 роки тому
@@ashwainthobourne4874 CJB?
@shawnduffy3380 2 роки тому
Oh glory me!
@nashville1510able 2 роки тому
The way stephen doesn’t stop the crowd from booing anymore 😂😂😂he knows they deserve it
@LeeLee-cp3rv 2 роки тому
Colbert's writers are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Literally laughed out loud at every joke Edit: 💀💀💀
@frejaforrest795 2 роки тому
Every time Stephen mentions his Peabody Award, they should just cut across to Jon Batiste sat at his piano with his Oscar :D
@CannonFodder873 2 роки тому
"You are......NOT the Tuna" (..and high-fives all around) I'm done.🤣 Glad you're back, Stephen.
@stevebuchmann9868 2 роки тому
So glad they beeped out the word “shit”… while Stephen is ranting about sex parties! 😂😂😂
@JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому
Fascism is illogical. It's a worshipful devotion to ritualized "morality."
@SplendidFellow 2 роки тому
@@JoshSweetvalelol this ain't fascism it's just nonsensical corporate "appropriateness"
@Deathnote2539 2 роки тому
You do realize it's youtube who bleeps them not the actually show? If you watch it on t.v nothing is censored
@SplendidFellow 2 роки тому
@@Deathnote2539 since when does UKposts "bleep" anything? You can say fuck as many times as you want on UKposts.
@Caterfree10 2 роки тому
it was the word "fuck" they bleeped out, at least during talking about the teenager's snapchat post. if "shit" was also censored, I completely did not catch it lmao.
@ByWhatDesign 2 роки тому
It's not "around a wall," Stephen. NYC is advocating for gloryholes, duh.
@WillRennar 2 роки тому
Damn, April was National Jazz Month and I missed it!?
@livetime5815 2 роки тому
"No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon." Donald Trump in: The Turdinator.
@adamf663 2 роки тому
He only lies. His denial is as good as a confession of his guilt.
@NankitaBR 2 роки тому
Since all he does is lie, you just have to inverse this sentence and then you'll get the truth. He insists he targeted comedians and denies the well be back in the white house soon.
@alexbones0001 2 роки тому
wouldn't it be the "2nd TERMinator"
@couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому
He's the terd in the universal toilet that won't flush.
@alex35agm 2 роки тому
The only comedian Trump liked in the last four years was the president of Ukraine,until he couldn't come up with a skit about Biden for Trump.
@2112Nightshift 2 роки тому
"Speaking of things you don't want to smell." Best. Segue. Ever.
@KyleHarrisonRedacted 2 роки тому
5:55 wait your city finally recommended glory holes? That was like, Dr. Bonnie Henry's first thing said when BC, Canada entered first lock down 😂
@naomibee8881 2 роки тому
I don’t eat Subway but the “no tuna” tuna - WHAT were people actually eating???
@bluesteel8376 2 роки тому
It is very common in the sea food industry to mislabel. Very common. People like the sound of some fish names and not others, so they just put down the name people want to see. It is really scummy, and gets much worse. Apparently pig butt holes get sold as imitation calamari. look it up.
@TimoRutanen 2 роки тому
Apparently there's a chance that the alleged tuna was processed so much it's not possible to find tuna DNA anymore. After this of course, you can mix in cheaper ingredients, stretching the tuna. If such things as cheaper ingredients than tuna exist.
@christinemusselman5499 2 роки тому
@@bluesteel8376 Another great reason to go vegetarian.
@thesterndragoon9159 2 роки тому
Other kinds of fish. The entire fish industry has a ton of substitutions. Less than 50% of any fish advertised by a restaurant is actually the fish it says it is. And that's ALL restaurants.
@hhairball9 2 роки тому
40 years ago, I used to work for a "health food" sandwich shop that would use about one part canned tuna to ten parts soy filler and mix in mayonnaise. No one ever noticed.
@nivoonairam8950 2 роки тому
I wonder if 45 is calling DOJ about this monolog lol
@danhighlander 2 роки тому
Am I the only one who wishes that the middle part of this monologue was back in the storage room with Evie laughing awkwardly?
@jeffbaer5851 2 роки тому
The cutaway to her blushing and covering her mouth because she's laughing so hard is something I'm creating in my mind.... and it's glorious. Love Evie!!!!!!
@RideAcrossTheRiver 2 роки тому
UKposts is introverts' paradise
@BrendanBeckett 2 роки тому
She should make a reaction channel where she just watches Stephen's monologues.
@sererwr2413 2 роки тому
@@BrendanBeckett his monologues suck
@BrendanBeckett 2 роки тому
@@sererwr2413 Not when it's just him and Evie.
@Ylluria 2 роки тому
This had me laughing SO HARD. Thank you for this, Mr. Colbert! 💕💕
@anitagee3362 2 роки тому
Scooby Coup - I love it! I love ALL the nicknames for the EXpresident, they are all applicable! 😆😆😆
@kwokmanchung 2 роки тому
The 1-term social media influencer might've got a better chance suing SNL for writing credits and wages. After all, the SNL sketches were 90% his own words.
@sererwr2413 2 роки тому
they were 100% none of his words...
@TheReal008Zulu 2 роки тому
Ivanka: Who's Daddy? I have never heard of him nor met him before.
@juliegilleland7947 2 роки тому
Stephen Colbert YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE! 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻
@FiferSkipper 2 роки тому
That has to be one of the best monologues ever! We had to pause it several times to ROFLOL!
@AchronTimeless 2 роки тому
The moment when you realize you've lived a wilder life than Colbert
@Mjgirl55 2 роки тому
Why does Stephen have 8 million subs and James Corden has 26 million? I love JC but come on people...Stephen is the MAN!
@NorthernSeaWitch 2 роки тому
Because Corden and his writers make bits designed for social media and then put together a show. Stephen and his writers make a show and then put it up on social media. Plus Corden unabashedly and unashamedly courts younger viewers through Carpool Karaoke and other bits like it. Given that the post late night main shows get abysmal actual ratings they really need to get online numbers to help justify their budgets.
@davidbyerly9846 2 роки тому
Not a fan of corden at all. Stephen kills though.
@hoodedmountaingoat9624 2 роки тому
Tuna running through a crowd of people, high fiving people killed me. 😆
@MTKRAILROAD 2 роки тому
This whole video was a banger! Great show Stephen! The tuna guy, the I'll give my card response. Fantastic
@swapshots4427 2 роки тому
I''m so glad you are back in full force.!
@RagingGeekazoid 2 роки тому
For you little kiddies, that impression with the sunglasses was Edward G. Robinson, a Hollywood actor who played gangsters back in the 1930s and '40s.
@leavingitblank9363 2 роки тому
How did Stephen get that wrong?
@maxmoon2254 2 роки тому
And one miscast role as a disgruntled Jew telling Chuck Heston “Where’s your God now Moses ? Mehhhhh.”
@Seldomane 3 місяці тому
That Tuna scene at the end gets me every time xD
@barbarafuentes7193 2 роки тому
That Peabody has given Stephen his edge back! Keep it up, dude, you're on the right track.
@TheAngiepangie424 2 роки тому
You are not the tuna! Thank you, that made me laugh so hard!
@colmastro4373 2 роки тому
"Wait...stand up!......no thank you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@melancholygirl840 2 роки тому
You keep me in stitches! Lmao!!
@CameronBrtnik 2 роки тому
You can see how much Stephen's enjoying being back with a live audience lol. Somehow I'm already getting used to it again!
@nathanong 2 роки тому
"I'll give you my card" "Stand up-" ... "No thank you" DYING
@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 роки тому
I really thought that the trying to have sex with a wall between you joke was going to end very differently. Feels like there's a very obvious gag that perhaps CBS censors wouldn't OK.
@boblehmann1644 2 роки тому
Yeah, a punctured wall is the first thing that popped into my sick mind.
@nickwallette6201 2 роки тому
For some reason, the first thing that occurred to me was the sound of a bird flying into a window.
@DrownedInExile 2 роки тому
"Terry loves walls!" - Brooklyn 99
@teresamendoza1194 2 роки тому
What a monologue!!! 🔥👏👏👏😂😂😂💕
@maceo2012 2 роки тому
On FIRE! One of his best yet!
@dav0n 2 роки тому
Stephen- “stand up, no thank you” 😂 but I needed to see the guy tho🙄 Wendy’s shady camera man would’ve caught it🤦🏽♂️
@TRowland223 2 роки тому
What did they even say?
@alaric_ 2 роки тому
@@TRowland223 Apparently "I'll give you a card" :D
@QUICKBOOKS1 2 роки тому
@@alaric_, Yes. I watched it a second time with Closed Captioning. That's what he said.
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