NO CROWD Can Stump this British Freestyler | Chris Turner
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3 місяці томуComedian Chris Turner takes five random suggestions, including the Jewish Tunnels and 'Cats: the Musical,' and miraculously weaves them into a brand new rap, leaving this New York crowd cheering.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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🔥 GIRL CAN'T READ HARRY POTTER 🔥
🔥 PINOCCHIO ON TINDER 🔥
🔥 'CATS: THE MUSICAL' 🔥
🔥 JEWISH TUNNELS 🔥
🔥 TEXAN TACOS 🔥
#freestylerap #christurner #freestyle #hot97 #rap #macmiller #logic #eminem #lildicky #rapbeats #5fingersofdeath #waynebrady #SwayIntheMorning #SwaysUniverse
@ChrisPJTurner 3 місяці тому
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@shanedevane 3 місяці тому
side note - seems like you were mentioned in a Jordan Peterson video - ukposts.info/have/v-deo/pJGEf22Hr55hwGw.html (maybe this is common knowledge??) do you have that video on your channel? the Jordan Peterson one, that would be funny.
@bagpussmacfarlan9008 3 місяці тому
Pinocchio and Tinder was only going to go in one direction 😂
@alimfuzzy 3 місяці тому
I thought he was going to rub his wood on tinder and make a fire 😂
@OverkillSD 3 місяці тому
This guy nose what's up.
@jonathanwinfield6000 3 місяці тому
@@OverkillSD “Nose” I see what you did there! 😂
@briondalion3696 2 місяці тому
I left the likes at 69 No one touch them!
@bagpussmacfarlan9008 2 місяці тому
@@briondalion3696 someone will ruin it
@andershall6774 3 місяці тому
Love how he laughs at his own joke before he says it, because his brain's already two steps in front.
@briondalion3696 2 місяці тому
That's what I loved about the last part! I was thinking it was going to be hilarious, I am glad I was on a break from drinking tea
@SchgurmTewehr 2 місяці тому
That’s standard for the brain. It’s the reason you can walk, talk, and why tongue twisters are difficult. You have to make another sound in the next word but make it in the word before, too early. He’s perfected it and with rap, but it would be hilarious to go about your day if the brain wasn’t planning anything beforehand.
@AEUDKIPLD 3 місяці тому
You'd think with time one would get used to his talent, but my god this was brilliant
@Aritro77 3 місяці тому
This one might be your best work so far. And this time you included the entire crowd reaction right up to the bit where the host comes back on the stage. No more stopping at the vinegar strokes, but a most explosive release of spaff. What a tremendous relief.
@Ben_D. 3 місяці тому
Probably the best one Ive heard him do. Nailed the hell out of that.
@jeffb9983 3 місяці тому
Just about every one is better than the previous, he's crazy!
@andrewbyrnes6389 3 дні тому
The part about the Mexicans in Texas was fire
@iantassinari4942 3 місяці тому
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how to grand slam the final bar of a freestyle rap. That one went hard, Chris. It’s just gets better every time.
@basilguts1786 3 місяці тому
I’ve been saying this for years,this guy is so clever and talented. How on earth can his brain think this fast? If I had 24 hours I still couldn’t come up with any content. 👍 🇬🇧
@LTdrumma 3 місяці тому
"Jesus Christ depravity, I cant bellieve the cats, oh, yes is macavity. " love it
@Ollies_Garage 3 місяці тому
Love that you're laughing at the end of the rap 😂 Ace as always Chris!
@iceposeidonsarmthing889 3 місяці тому
I’d love to see more of the audiences reaction after the rap. I’ll never get back that first time realising you are a wizard with words but I could watch so many other people have that first time. If I didn’t have UKposts premium I’d even watch an ad to see it.
@magic_hotel 3 місяці тому
Unbelievable! Any co-starring comedians must feel hopelessly inadequate following that.
@versluyssander 3 місяці тому
Why don't you have millions of subscribers!! I've been following you couple of years now, I don't get it. You're genius.
@kristinn79 3 місяці тому
Speechless.
@nottsguy5715 3 місяці тому
Love this guy!
@xLaVey 3 місяці тому
Everytime fire
@zsofiordog2962 3 місяці тому
That reading section was hilarious XD
@valval374 2 місяці тому
Where have they been hiding this dude?! 😂❤ dope.
@Vigilantius 2 місяці тому
The illiterate Harry Potter bit is unbelievably good. "win this war" as in the war against illiteracy is so clever. However, rhyming "Stephen Fry" with "Erudite British guy" is my favorite line. Thank you so much for uploading these!
@TigerGreene 3 місяці тому
Tremendous! 2024 is the year Chris surpasses 1M subs, I can sense it. Come on guys, let's make it happen!
@joed-9940 6 днів тому
This dude is awsome😂
@CrazyLikeChris 3 місяці тому
Amazing any rap Chris does with Pinocchio is goated for some reason
@jonathanwills8961 3 місяці тому
This is the best he’s done 🎉
@PhatChin 3 місяці тому
Holy shit this one was so fire 🔥
@devilcry2k5 3 місяці тому
one of the best so far!!
@johnadams1976 3 місяці тому
That was fantastic!!! Well done and cheers for sharing!!
@dnoodspodu1159 3 місяці тому
Kudos for the wooden ending
@Drew791 2 місяці тому
Stop making me fill up my playlists with your videos! I haven’t laughed like that in a while, thanks for that! ❤
@30daymissionman 3 місяці тому
One of the best I’ve seen - that was phenomenal!
@ChucksDream 3 місяці тому
This is in my top 10 easy!😊
@GeordieBoy700 3 місяці тому
One of your best.
@lennymccartney1 3 місяці тому
the joins were seamless....brilliant!
@HerthanerJapan 2 місяці тому
Its crazy how I am amazed by these vids every week. The combination of freestyle and comedy talent is so unique !!! Any shows planned in Tokyo?
@sarahsloot2290 10 днів тому
Erudite…great word! Love the word, but I don’t use it in crowds. Helluva word to rap! Great as always!
@blueapple9077 3 місяці тому
Best one in a while, mate!
@vikinginspace4881 2 місяці тому
That was incredible! 😂
@bigjob7551 3 місяці тому
When you heard pinnochio and tinder i know what you were thinking.😂
@stevengross4113 Місяць тому
amazing
@OverkillSD 3 місяці тому
Your work is always good, but this was definitely top notch. I wish you were performing anywhere near San Diego :( We used to have a club called "The Comedy Palace" and I was going to try and sell you on performing there with "something something British guy something something The Monarchy something something palace"...but they closed in 2021 and now it's called Mic Drop.
@paulwhetstone0473 3 місяці тому
Hahahahaha: Damn Chris you go HARD, NASTY and FUNNY as hell!
@bat__bat 3 місяці тому
Smoked that shit as usual 😂
@flanj1 3 місяці тому
Aww I get real emotional when I read all the great comments (I was gonna say "dead" instead of "real") but you would have easily guessed where I was from) 😊😊
@michaelwisniewski6047 3 місяці тому
Rapgod!
@mattmatthew2187 3 місяці тому
By far the best, again
@wordzfailmebro 3 місяці тому
Always Toasted White Bread.🐨👍
@blazimus69 3 місяці тому
Lol U had me in stitches my fav was the Al Pacino one until this
@allanc_me763 3 місяці тому
gaaadd damn!!!!!!! 😂😂😂
@vinylhoard 2 місяці тому
hahah hes fun
@mahoganyflagpole6877 3 місяці тому
I wanna see you and Harry Mack trade freestyles indefinitely
@ernestorodriguez791 3 місяці тому
👍🏾
@JoelTGM 3 місяці тому
🎉
@adamfabing8250 3 місяці тому
This dude knows so many things...how does he think Pastor is beef?
@DewtehDew 3 місяці тому
Some of the worst suggestions in forever, ugh. But Chris kills it as usual.
@strawhatgunz 3 місяці тому
today i have decided that eminem is not the rap god. chris turner is!!
@megamoko7 3 місяці тому
My man's confused, but he's got the spirit
@briondalion3696 2 місяці тому
Chris almost didn't know where to take the last part, until he just switched the topic to sex, and then we all knew what would happen with Pinocchio's nose
@quackyduck2276 3 місяці тому
why isnt there a tripple like button
@Vincetagrammm 3 місяці тому
It would be so fun to see you and hmack collab
@andershall6774 3 місяці тому
hmack is lame in comparison. All he does is say his own name.
@sephy980 3 місяці тому
@@andershall6774i take it you havent seen harry mack in ages.
@PhatChin 3 місяці тому
Why do so many people mention Harry Mack? Intellectually, he's not even on the same playing field as Chris. Just drop it. They will never do a show together.
@Vincetagrammm 3 місяці тому
@@PhatChinLol. You truly have no clue what you are talking about.
@Vincetagrammm 3 місяці тому
@@andershall6774You’re clearly trolling
@Mr_Heller 3 місяці тому
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