could not care less. Contracted as couldn't. Meaning is is not possible for him to care any less than he already does not care.

That's one of the things that really admired about him. Helped teach me that as long as you think it's funny it doesn't matter what anybody else thinks. Now instead of trying hard to find what other people like I just tell jokes to make myself laugh.

@@IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou that's what a professional comedian who is practically universally regarded as funny taught you? LOL

@@philippides you've CLEARLY learned more with that killer humor my dude, GG (btw I love your beer and i wish more shitty bars would serve it)

Yet they still laugh

The funniest part of it is that Conan thought "that'll shut him up."

Yeah Conan challenged him and Norm served it up

"9 and 1/2 Seconds with Carrot Top" was even better

It's funny because it WAS a box office poison

when you’re the funniest guy in the room with your crush 😎

That Chairman of the "bored" line was pretty quick 😂😂😂

He played the 1950's comedian in a 00's show but managed to deliver swiftly the most savage punches in the room.

@@owie4070It really was lol I love that one

​@@Mister.UnknownLink?

@@MrBeenus I was referring to 90% of his career : )

it's probably because Norm recalls her shitting herself something fierce when she had to pick him up from the airport

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

BORED

That's what we call an alley-oop 👌

Comedic MASTER

He learned that day

im offended at the CEHCK IT OUT segment.

Griffey was not amused.

Especially when OJ was out there working so hard to find the killer!

Just the black guys & that one defense attorney behind them

Except for the guy screen-left.... and the round of applause

I like how he got the joke before Norm finished it

@@magicmanscott40k "wheres he goin? b, o, r, FUCK"

I was thinking the exact same thing before he said it too lol

Savant*

@@CrazyBolas servant!

"There's always all these retards"

I think you just listed his two main objectives.

You kind of seem to be missing the point. He’s just good. He’s actually good. Most people aren’t good. Being offended as a by product is whatever, most people are out to cheaply insult and they are not the same

Conan sets him up. Not so deep down, Conan would rather hear Norm roast guests than do shallow interviews with actors.

Conan is the best

Conan is great with Norm because he knows and accepts that he can't keep up with him and just lets him do his thing. Most of the time

Letterman kept up with Norm regularly, but I think he was looser and funnier on Conan although that’s splitting hairs. Norm is the funniest person to have ever existed in my humble opinion. If I could only listen to one comedian it would be him.

Norms a king above kings

I'm confused. I thought the moral was that if you are political correct and with deep pockets you can get away with murder. (See Clinton Body Count)

explain Hillary then,..........

@THE NORM SHOW But not always in this lifetime. Looks like justice will come to the Clintons in the afterlife.

Wise words

Unless your wife is cheating on you with that waiter.

She was great.

Ya she showed real intelligence and class!

@@Zebred2001 Intelligence? More like humility. You simp lords would find anything to hype up a woman.

She's a good sport.

Lol for real, she looked like she was dying on the inside like “this is my career bro” 😂

yeah i got aperscription

Laughter is not the best medicine. I learned that after I had surgery in my abdomen. Edit:typo

Norm would hate this joke

If only someone had told his cancer a good joke

Pharmacist foo'

i thought the same thing.

He may be a fellow follower

da fuq ?

Please explain to the folks at home who I'm not Norm is........

if it's not, "I'm not Norm," then could it actually be, the real Norm??

Budget: 10 million USD Box Office: 181,233 USD He was right.

Most quick-witted man. "chairman of the board, do something with that" And he did lol.

4:23 Conan has to look at his cards to remember her name lmao thank god for norm being there

I've seen this clip hundreds of times. It never fails to make me lose my mind laughing.

I'm actually pretty pleased with myself right now, I pretty much said the exact same joke but I was quicker. I said it literally straight away 😂 😂

Jeho Do Carmo - You will live forever....

Haha yeah right.

He's too funny for them

I'd imagine atleast one of the producers will start crying so not gonna happen. He's too funny for them and too beautiful for this world.

This year!

Cehck it out!

"Why do you keep saying stream of consciousness?"

I can't believe he left out the other parts of that interview when the guy figured because he was from Canada he wouldn't get cold and Norm says "yea well I'm still a human being". shit was hilarious. Woulda been the perfect compilation with that one.

That one's under appreciated.

Holy shit it does sound like that

OUT OF ALL THE COLORS, BLUE IS MY FAVORITE!

Yeah. That’s what Norm said in the video. Thanks for transcribing it for the deaf I guess

Yeah, it's called obvious

@@fezzik7619 who hurt you?

@@ipeeinpublicpools543 wow. What an unoriginal comment. Thanks for that.

@@fezzik7619 wow, they really cut deep didn't they?

Hey, that's not true! She was... uh... the wife on According to Jim... yeah, fair enough.

@@Grendelynden well she was on tv again. She should've fired her agent, unless that was her decision smh.

She also played a drunk on that sheen show

She was messing around on daytime TV, yeah, but she never was in any other film roles.

Well she did alright for herself - she was in Ally McBeal, According to Jim and Two and a Half Men all top ten shows for several seasons. Sure it's not movies but she's doing alright!

You’re buggin fam. He’s still alive, Dave Chappelle. Bill Burr is up there, too.

@@roycetermushroom Dave is the funniest in presence, Bill is the funniest in concrete material, but Norm is by far the funniest in just not giving a fuck and only being there to entertain himself. Not even George Carlin could keep up with him in that field.

We didn’t lose him, he’s right here, in this urn.

Other two person that broke my heart is Robin Williams and Anthony bourdain. Now he's the third. I'm sobbing quietly because its 5am

It reminds me of that tragedy.

61 is not young but rip

@@larryfreeman389 he had at least ten more years if he wasn’t battling cancer!

@@larryfreeman389 yes it is

Peder Hansen snowflake alert

Peder Hansen I’m a year late but that is funny as fuck lol

Because they dont want to stroke his ego

DizzleMCSTANG88- I think the worst part is the hypocrisy.

Its because he simply has no filter. Says things people do and don't want to hear. He can come off as an asshole one joke and be friggin hilarious the next joke, depending on subjective taste..

@@menaceman9011 I think it's the raping!

Not the hypocrisy?

Hey man what is wrong with you?! You better start missing him now you lazy ass!

@@Daiwn Didn’t even know he was sick.

he sometimes decided ..fuck it im going to shock you. Beautifully unnecessary roasting of someone. so funny.

Cashing in on that checkmark of yours aye? Screw off buddy.

@@LemurJackson It's not like he's a comedian trying to get views, he's a woodworker for crying out loud

@@LemurJackson stfu 😂

@@taogoat27 a leach is a leach.

It's not bad but... ukposts.info/have/v-deo/aHxmhXlwkYCcrmw.html

The level of quickness that took is impressive

It is up there for sure. However, this is the funniest 25 minutes in talk show history and GEORGE GOEBEL killed Bob Hope, Dean Martin and Johnny Carson. Dean made a surprise appearance and when George comes out the chaos explodes, especially after his comment about brown shoes! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fIqbgaN5iIip1I0.html

@@igot5onit423 check out lee mack if you appreciate that kind of wit!

the johnny Carson tomahawk moment was grand

He was'nt a youngster by the way he was in his mid 30s

Norm was born in his early 30s

@@AZCaveMan480 what the fuck are you talking about?

@@arpansamuel6745 do we really have to explain this joke to you The same joke worj for bill burr

You’re just caught under the spell of his beautiful eyes.

LOL she loved the jokes, as is obvious there and she later confirmed. (Even Carrot Top himself loved the jokes.) She actually knew the movie was a disaster, and was very nervous about it. Norm helped break the tension. You could see some of the same type of reaction from Conan himself years later when Norm crashed the Tonight Show right after Conan was told he was fired, and roasted him. Norm was a savage, but was great at using laughter to make people feel better.

Conan laughs the way Jimmy Fallon laughs… except it’s completely real lol.

Is it like another spin off from Cheers? Like Frasier?

😂😂

Rofl.

That is definitely a glass half full way of looking at it.

@@ashleybrown4754 the glass is actually only 1.81% full or 98.19% empty

@@OfficialDJReload Look at the big brain on Brad!

How is that funny.....

Arabic women are all acid tongued.

@@James-cb7nb it's the way Norm delivers his lines. Comedic gold

@@cuttingwillows You have extremely low standards. There is nothing special about speaking slowly and in a bland, monotone voice while acting like your jokes aren't terrible. Honestly, I'm convinced people only like him because he is a "famous" comedian and so you think you have to laugh cause you're missing something or you just want to be associated with an act people don't "get". He has you all fooled by is confident I don't give a fuck demeanor.

@@James-cb7nb Comedy is subjective. You asked how Norm's "Acid tongued Arab" line was funny so I naively answered thinking you actually wanted to hear someone else's point of view. I'm sorry you feel the way you do

That was great , quick

That was the best one

Nimble comic

Both?!

It’s also an Iggy Pop song

easy but effective haha

He does, the poor bastard is just living a lie for money...pretty sure he will be found hanging in his garage with a note saying 'I'm sorry'

I don’t think Kimmel gets anyone tbh

Hacks gonna hack

@@nickypoundtown9568 hopefully sooner than later

its crazy how all of you can hate someone you don't know in a profession you've never worked, just relax a look for the good in people. i'll admit i'm not fond of jimmy fallon for over-laughing but he has made some really funny moments on his show and in snl. kimmel is better, his pranks with krasinski, the fued with matt damon, hes far more original, but i will admit conan is number one

oh fuck lol

Lmao

Fucking PHENOMENAL catch I truly appreciate you pointing this out

Holy crap good eye that makes this whole interaction even funnier

igano Bored ****

That seems too high

@THEDIRT RAPIDCITY well, I don't generally consider the scores too much, but if the scores are THAT low, there's definitely something wrong with the movie

@tan staafl normally the problem with those sites are the scores are too high... and a 2.3 might actually be too high for that one lol

I was gonna coment this :)

You'd be a fool if you didn't think Norm had some ready at the gate. Its Sarah Silverman. Need I say more?

I didn't get that one tbh, anyone care to explain?

@@hendrong Basically called her unoriginal. Everyones been pointing out that he was wearing sweat pants while everyone else dressed up.

Sounded like her response was “Fuck!”

Fast but not smart or anything

He knew.

Woman thinking: "this will impress him." Norm: rips the rug out from under her.

2:23 lmfao

I guess she's a reporter? So she can't imagine doing anything without the teleprompter.

Funny thing is he probably is but only norm knows

@@simonpeter5032 norm would know, he's a deeply closeted homosexual

@@bigchefdog nah he just gave him the thigh test.

Norm's implied Andy was gay about six times. One time he apologized for it sincerely, and then did it again.

Ribbing Andy is such a great joke because he is such a sweet guy

Naw, Carrot Top takes credit for that

“Career”

I dont get it

@SECTION 8 tough guy

@SECTION 8 are you belligerent or just ignorant?

Ceheck it out

Weird I’ve seen two avatars of Andy k in the last two days

I, too, watched the video.

Peder Hansen I think that was the whole point.

@@hey-oy4kg Maybe, but at least he's not a hypocrite.

@@robotbjorn4952 That's the worst part of being a murderer.

Isaiah Pero “do something with that, ya freak” He fucking did, and then some XDXD

@@c0l3manknowsall Oh, Hell yeah, he did! That was the best burn on this whole complication! A close 2nd place was the burn on David Spade being Impotent on live TV, RIGHT NEXT TO HIM! That was funny too! 😂🤣

@@c0l3manknowsall When you out wit Harvard grads.

Who is that guy in the picture with the girl that they are roasting on the Stearn clip?

@@davidsandall It's Bobcat Goldthwaite.

Conans? I only saw one.

Ha !

The was straight up evil

@THE NORM SHOW wtf, did just get hit up by Norm..!? This a Legit Channel..?

Conan did ask & challenge Norm & he proved yet again - Norm's the best.

Norm Macdonald is the most underrated comedian of all time. You can easily tell when so many fucking comedians say he's their favorite and he's ONE OF the ONLY comedians who get better with age. Political correctness culture is trying to ruin his comedy. He can't be norm anymore because the 1% gets offended. A lot is going to change because of that one percent. TMZ wrote about it in short, Google norm Macdonald PC and click the TMZ article. We need to stand up for freedom of speech. No one should be bullied or be hushed. Our constitutional rights are being stripped!!!

Was that Louis CK's way of saying hilarious?

How can you see a joke?

@@Uuyrijies1123 with your eyes

8?

Conan was on nbc. You wouldn’t need cable. At was on at 1230 or 130

@@MrWolfSnack The internet says she's worth $10 million. Five years on MP, three years on Ally McBeal, seven years on According to Jim, and five years on Two and a Half Men. That shit adds up. I remember watching that interview and feeling bad for her at the time. She came on to promote her new movie; even if it was bad, that's still her job. And then got shit on the whole time.

@@MrWolfSnack people like u are so Queefy.

Courtney Thorne Smith.she held her own

Christopher Borum She’s poor in Hollywood.

@@thejasonbischoff that's really fucking good for her then