nothing like seeing "old" in my notifications

So let me get this straight...you're telling me that by simply staying in the line of sight of people, I will start to look younger and will de-age? Who needs the fountain of youth when you got this?

5:16 Grandma really just said, “You’re not just a clown. You’re the entire circus.”

I love watching fail try to explain a well put together DND story to a bunch of people who regularly scream “BEAM ATTACK” So all he does is just say “big worm, bad”

I can proudly say i was here for the live stream and 99% of the cut out parts in chat was everyone screaming “DEMENTIAAAAA~~” Edit: OMG thank you all for the support! ✨ also don’t forget “DEMENTIAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

the DND prank was absolutely GOLDEN to watch live.

I love how Alphys’s theme plays whenever Fail talks about his DND campaign-

Kirby's health bar is referred to as "Stamina", this implies it is Kirby's motivation rather than durability. So Kirby's has only taken damage in mainline games from what could be considered absolute sharpness from Dark Meta Knight's Galaxia blade, only splitting him and arguably making him stronger.

the idea is simple, you slowly decay by the march of time, getting an existential crisis.

Failboat is just devolving into single word sentences and I’m here for it

11:39 that voice would make a great dnd villain :3

i did not expect multiple references to a DND campaign in a Failboat video titled "old" of all things, but here we are

'The idea is simple. I have a crippling fear of growing old, so I got a guy to modify Kirby as a coping mechanism' I love how really simple these ideas get nowadays

DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!

15:44 pausing to realize that hayden, jaymoji, lightlazer, and vulpixie are in the same dnd group chat lmao

“What is a pipe but a hard hose” -failboat, April 28th, 2024

I like how the title is just "Old" One word can explain a whole video

"The idea is simple ", no it's not. It never has been and never will be.

17:30 what a thing to hear out of context

This just reminds me that we need to see more DND content from you. Besides, all your DND characters we’ve seen so far have been STELLAR and I love them and knowing your Miitopia playthrough was too inspired by your DND antics makes this all the more intriguing. So please, get more chat members into the hyperfixation. (This comes from someone who knows what DND is and did only one campaign (that got very much shut down after a couple months) REGARDLESS, it’d be so funny.

I mean Kirby is technically 32 now so by Failboat standards he could use a wheelchair now I guess

9:22 failboat is gonna be even madder when he realizes how old sonic the hedgehog is grandma is far too accurate with that insult

17:31 “I’ve killed myself, woooo” is not something I expected to hear from failboat

7:10 grandma really broke character to insult our homeboy-

Kirby has got old

I love how this implies that dougdoug is basically dead

This video is part of the video's challenge, as you viewing it has restored its relevancy, and once you stop watching it, it will slowly lose relevancy until it becomes old and forgotten

more kirby mods should include hyperspecific lore from your D&D campaigns

I was not expecting D&D lore from a campaign with Dan and some of his friends in my Kirby content, and frankly, from the care that went into referencing stuff that's close to Dan's heart on top of the massive confusion from chat about what the hell the context is, all this just warms my heart.

Surprising when Failboat actually MEANS his idea is simple. (Edit: Props to the editor for choosing Penny’s Big Breakaway music!)

Now I really wanna see a video where it's just a "normal" Failboat video but Dan just roleplays as Melody through the whole thing

Its funny how at the end failboat was like "one character i haven't mentioned is my character, and their name is..." completely forgetting that he did say their name when explaining the Cadence coincidence

I turned 18 today, seeing "old" made me feel great 😎

Dan might be the only 78/98/whatever year-old who attends gatherings of glasses adjusting and nerdy fantasy nonsense.

This is just: Kirby is hungry and dies, but he also feasts on others presence 👁👄👁

Imagine having notifications on for this guy and the first thing you see is *old*

Cool anyway here's a brownie recipe INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and HOT 1 tablespoon cooking oil, (olive oil or coconut oil are fine) 1 1/8 cup superfine sugar, (caster sugar or white granulated sugar)* 2 large eggs 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract 1/2 cup all purpose (or plain) flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Lightly grease an 8-inch square baking pan with cooking oil spray. Line with parchment paper (or baking paper); set aside. Combine hot melted butter, oil and sugar together in a medium-sized bowl. Whisk well for about a minute. Add the eggs and vanilla; beat until lighter in colour (another minute). Sift in flour, cocoa powder and salt. Gently fold the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until JUST combined (do NOT over beat as doing so well affect the texture of your brownies). Pour batter into prepared pan, smoothing the top out evenly. (OPTIONAL: Top with chocolate chunks or chocolate chips.) Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the centre of the brownies in the pan no longer jiggles and is just set to the touch (the brownies will keep baking in the hot pan out of the oven). If testing with a toothpick, the toothpick should come out dirty for fudge-textured brownies.

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Seeing “Old” just. pop up while I’m playing Persona 5 scared me

As a fellow DnD nerd I need a summary of Failboat’s year-long DnD campaign in precise detail

15:49 Y I P P E E

“You’ll suffer short memory loss as you’re getting older” yeah that’s me in my early 20s

Granma bounces between: AI barely understanding the task and Sapient being capable of making her own conclusions and teasing Failboat for the amusement of her great grandchild and chaotic hive-mind, *_Chat._*

Despite the thumbnail saying otherwise, i am absolutely certain Grandma will make a surprise appearance

My favorite Kirby and the forgotten land song. (DEMENTIA, YOU WILL SUFFER SHORT TER MEMORY LOSS AS YOU GET OLDER)

"Hear me out..." "Go on..." "Old."

Gonna be honest I always say "What's the idea failboat before clicking" it never gets old

i think my notifications are trying to tell me something "Old" "Run" "Gamble"

“Dementia,” the hit song made by none other than Failboat, master comedian, is a true banger and teaches everyone about dementia.

11:20 Don’t give me an existential crisis at 19 That ain’t cool

2:21 this whole segment was absolute fire

"He could be anyone of us" 12:20

3:05 oh yes dementia

Those "Death by old age" predictions get more likely with every passing video.

“The idea is simple.” -Failboat, a fool who has no idea what awaits him

17:30 HEY HEY HEY!!! DON’T SAY THAT!!! SAY SOMETHING ELSE, FAILBOAT!!

11:10 😭 i was procrastinating on math homework and this genuinely crept me out so much i actually started doing it for the remainder or the video no fuckin way. Thank you mister Daniel Failboat, i shall forever be haunted by your words

*Idea: Have your DND characters be part of the Failboat cast (Failboat cast as in Eyea, Your Miis, Little Chaty, ETC)*

this video has made me age 70 years within the span of 17 minutes & 53 seconds, great job failboat 👍

12:13 you cannot drop this art on us and then explain nothing are you kidding me

I have a feeling this was made because Kirby's Birthday/Anniversary was yesterday. But I love this XD

Watching this part of the stream was so funny and I absolutely love DnD.

i love just seeing “old” in my notifications just a little bit after my birthday

Petition to get a full version of dementiaaa

I’m honestly so interested in Daniel’s D&D campaign now/gen

POV you stubbed your toe on a rock 10:07

15:55 why does he sound almost exactly like the scout from tf2?

10:01 I heard that. You can’t hide the theme of liberty and managed democracy from me, failboat.

2:09 "My arthritis is cured!"

12:45 me knowing what d&d is... I get what he did... This is the most biggest prank he ever brainstormed. And all I can say to him is: "You brilliant bastard, you did it, you totally did it!!!"

11:01 Kirby right back at ya theme song lol

in the "how will i die" challenge a joke answer was "old age", truly we've come full circle

Stop with the one word titles, please. I have too many nickels.

i feel like my youtube recommendations are trying to tell me something with iconic videos like "old"

I love how these titles are getting shorter and shorter and yet conveying more and more information and emotion

16:37 I busted a gut so hard, I'm crying! X'D Chat's reaction was PERFECT! (Watching it for the 5th time now, and still busting a gut laughing loudly!) X'D

10:35 She says "I think this is a wooden doll", and you know what character is a wooden doll? Geno. She was clearly saying "Gee, no"

finally a video title that matches what failboat truly is

I adore getting to hear snippits of other DND games; based on my own games as reference, I can almost guarantee Melody has broken the Geneva convention at least once

16:45 OOOOOOOOH it all makes sense now! The entire lore is so much more understandable now!

12:14 Kane is holding a clock so I assume that is the reason why this change is themed around time

The timing is immaculate. I was just watching a VOD of the first grandma stream and the notification of an unhinged name was right on time

god seeing this come together was so worth, this is hilarious lmao also the editing is always phenomenal ✨

"I think this is a Circus" I watched this after going to the circus 🤣

In an alternate universe, the idea is no longer simple

oldby

The shock of hearing the opening talking about birthdays and specifically turning 28 TODAY, on my 28th birthday had me do a double take.

The *-idea-* title is simple 2:53 Sorry, what'd you say? I forgot.

5:03 SHE HAS RETURNED

Took a break from watching dnd videos to enjoy some failboat playing kirby... Nope. Nevermind

Life expectancy in medieval times be like: 9:56

Kirby is gonna be so old his age is gonna start paying taxes.

2:49 I made One comment during the livestream of this adding my own song lyrics to whatever Dan was spouting, & in the process I think I may have created a new bit what have I done.

9:04 did grandma just stutter? Dear lord

Failboat STILL somehow finding a way to misspell “dementia” even after searching it up is the mist hilarious thing ive seen all month

Damn...your DnD Campaign sounds actually very interesting and cool. Also DEMENTIIAAA~~....or something.

"ThE iDeA iS sImPlE" always makes my day better ❤😊

0:14 oh so the idea is literally just existence?

3:52 ...damn!

11:01 Boy, I sure love listening to happy music while Failboat smiles like a psychopath and shoots me with a toy gun.