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Real Civil Engineer

Real Civil Engineer

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This game outsmarted a professional engineer... The life lessons in this game are disturbing...
This mobile game app is called Who Die First so we have to choose a stickman in every story who we think is going to be ended first! If this stickman survives, we lose our coins, but if we guess it correctly, we get another super fun story and we can pick a new stickman! Can we guess who dies first? Let's find out!
LINKS!
PATREON: / realcivilengineer
MERCH: realcivilengineer.com
MEMBERSHIP: / @realcivilengineergaming
REDDIT: / realcivilengineer
TWITCH: / realcivilengineer
PADDY (MY DOG): / @paddytheapprentice
STREAM ARCHIVE: / @realcivilengineerarchive
PLAYLISTS!
MINI MOTORWAYS: • Mini Motorways
INFRA: • INFRA!
DORFROMANTIK: • Dorfromantik
CITIES SKYLINES - ENGITOPIA: • Cities Skylines - Engi...
KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM: • KSP
POLY BRIDGE 2: • Poly Bridge 2
HYDRONEER: • Hydroneer
VARIETY PLAYLIST: • VARIETY PLAYLIST
Epic Game Store Support-A-Creator Code: RCE
(In connection with Epic Games’ Support-A-Creator Program, I may receive a commission from certain in-game purchases)
#realcivilengineer #engineering #whodiefirst

КОМЕНТАРІ: 515
@satansbarman
@satansbarman Рік тому
"Am I getting better or am I getting dumber playing this?" The answer is yes Matt 🤣
@yashank_singh
@yashank_singh Рік тому
getting better at getting dumber?
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Рік тому
get it
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ Рік тому
that's high maths 🤣
@martijng2859
@martijng2859 Рік тому
I just farted
@kubo7553
@kubo7553 9 місяців тому
@@martijng2859 the highest quality information
@BorsaMANIAC
@BorsaMANIAC Рік тому
This game really has Mafia city ads content all over it just with stickmen
@John73John
@John73John Рік тому
3:30 if you think about it, that was self-defense. If he hadn't removed the bridge, when the car came back it would have run him over.
@TewityPlays
@TewityPlays Рік тому
WOW good logic
@kba
@kba Рік тому
Objection. Speculation. My client would've braked. He was an honest hard working man who have never and would never hurt a soul.
@John73John
@John73John Рік тому
@@kba Objection. You're also speculating. Examining the facts of the case, your client had ample opportunity to apply the brakes when approaching the pit after the bridge was removed. He failed to do so, resulting not only in his own death but also the death of his passenger. He is clearly not an attentive driver.
@kba
@kba Рік тому
​@@John73John My client's vehicle has state of the art racing brakes and would've had enough time to brake before hitting your client, although he shouldn't be in the middle of the road in the first place. The reason he didn't brake for the ditch is because the surface is completely flat and the ditch is not visible from the driver's perspective. It was NOT my client who killed him and his passanger, it was your client who removed the bridge MURDERING my client and his pregnant wife (god rest her soul).
@John73John
@John73John Рік тому
@@kba Your client knew the ditch was there from his previous passage over the bridge only a few seconds earlier. The end-posts of the bridge are clearly visible from the driver's seat, regardless of direction of travel, and the abscense of them later on is also readily apparent. He had adequate indications that the bridge was missing, and ignored them. Your client is a negligent driver, plain and simple.
@Mike-mu7tk
@Mike-mu7tk Рік тому
I'm assuming the developer was a 12 year old?
@maximilianschultz8244
@maximilianschultz8244 Рік тому
Or an incel.
@Mike-mu7tk
@Mike-mu7tk Рік тому
@@maximilianschultz8244 mentally equivalent
@Blackphillip12
@Blackphillip12 Рік тому
Or he is just making a mobile game
@1stdragon123
@1stdragon123 Рік тому
​@@Blackphillip12 just cause they made a game doesnt mean it's not heavily incel
@Blackphillip12
@Blackphillip12 Рік тому
@@1stdragon123 does it affect you and your life in anyway shape or form?
@zmanvader
@zmanvader Рік тому
If I've learned anything from this, it's that angry/upset people never die
@Squantanamo
@Squantanamo Рік тому
Getting heavy incel vibes from this game
@Mike__B
@Mike__B Рік тому
Seems like a "game" where the only point of it is to make you watch ads while it shows you silly animations of people dying.
@FigureFarter
@FigureFarter Рік тому
And also bait and switching
@johnd5740
@johnd5740 Рік тому
Code Bullet has entered the chat
@arandomguyoninternet1163
@arandomguyoninternet1163 Рік тому
I know the guy, but i don't get it
@NekuroMC
@NekuroMC Рік тому
what do you mean??
@danisgamingclub5598
@danisgamingclub5598 Рік тому
@@arandomguyoninternet1163 same
@skulllistener
@skulllistener Рік тому
and AI ed the F*** Sh*** out of this game?
@XxboxodxX-nk4mz
@XxboxodxX-nk4mz Рік тому
?
@RyftStudios
@RyftStudios Рік тому
Hey Matt, Infraspace just had a MASSIVE update. The map is now 4 times bigger, you can now terraform your planet among many other things. I would love it if you checked it out.
@Bric_workshop
@Bric_workshop Рік тому
man his infra space video make me want to buy a pc more and more just so I can give it a try XD
@bryanthudson2721
@bryanthudson2721 Рік тому
Hard to think his last infraspace vid was almost a year ago.
@trevorrussell487
@trevorrussell487 Рік тому
A really civil, properly engineered Christmas to all, and surely we can design structures that look far better than what's what.
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 Рік тому
In the Immortal words of Shawn: "But dogs can still look up!" ...They actually can. They just usually don't.
@darioschottlender
@darioschottlender Рік тому
This game is incredibly well made for the age of the person I assume they made the game
@pimbel8830
@pimbel8830 Рік тому
18:15 toilet can penetrate walls but sniper riffle can't
@abhijeetbeniwal5033
@abhijeetbeniwal5033 15 днів тому
19:15*
@SociableDragon5
@SociableDragon5 Рік тому
Merry Bridgemas!!!
@prothomasgaming
@prothomasgaming Рік тому
I like the way you always are able to ridicule architects, anyways, good work and merry christmas for all of you.
@veselindimov307
@veselindimov307 Рік тому
Matt's commentary on this type of games is making them just so much more amazing! Luv it! Merry Christmas, everyone!
@HarshMelon
@HarshMelon Рік тому
Life lessons from this game: murder and misogyny. But Merry Christmas anyway!
@Tauramehtar
@Tauramehtar Рік тому
Merry Christmas to Matt, and to all the subscribers and commenters here!
@georgeroy6306
@georgeroy6306 Рік тому
You know, this game taught me the true meaning of Christmas.
@abhijeetbeniwal5033
@abhijeetbeniwal5033 15 днів тому
2:02 Matt : what are they teaching kids with this game ?!? Me : Facts !
@GhostZeroGZ
@GhostZeroGZ 4 дні тому
3:06 "I can ride my bike with no handlebars.. No handlebars. No handlebars. I can ride my bike with no handlebars..."
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Рік тому
I like how no matter what it's somehow the player dies . Like in you vs AI , you win AI loses ,and vice versa
@SlumpPM
@SlumpPM Рік тому
I love how you can make normal mid cheap games fun and entertaining. One of the best channels on this platform!!
@kenshinii8324
@kenshinii8324 Рік тому
He asks a question and asks us to not answer it, does he think that we are architects?
@job8
@job8 Рік тому
This was just hilarious. One of your videos I laughed the most at in an almost uncontrollable way.
@adanakebap2731
@adanakebap2731 Рік тому
This video erased my last brain cells. No regrets
@Exilum
@Exilum Рік тому
From my experience reading Chinese novels, I could bet it was made by conservative Chinese people. It might not, but the chances are high. EDIT: To clarify, in this game everyone is petty, women are materialistic, men are skirt-chasers, and revenge is the highest form of justice. This should sound familiar to anyone who read any Chinese novel (be it romance, xianxia or wuxia).
@benj.kerman609
@benj.kerman609 6 місяців тому
I'm guessing Vietnamese just because on the level where it shows people texting each other there is Vietnamese writing visible.
@pemarinchhen
@pemarinchhen Рік тому
LMAOOOO. Did Andrew Tate make this game? But with all the teaching moments thrown out looks more like Dharmann 🤣🤣
@BURTONSELEVEN
@BURTONSELEVEN Рік тому
Matt really uploading on Christmas day?! This man doesn't take a break, I've not even watched it yet I just wanted to commend your workrate. Merry Bridgemas!
@torgranael
@torgranael 4 місяці тому
Gotta love that the rocket launcher at 20:47 is the wrong way around, but the rocket isn't. I initially thought it was just the grip, but it's whole damn thing.
@nicolasfigueroa4429
@nicolasfigueroa4429 Рік тому
the way woman logic works in this game, sure it wasnt programmed by andrew tate?
@ainou6676
@ainou6676 Рік тому
Yeah the blatant misogyny in the game is quite unsettling
@happykittenmeow
@happykittenmeow Рік тому
@@ainou6676 ty for the warning, was about to go try it before watching the video
@vilukisu
@vilukisu Рік тому
Makes it extra upsetting that this appears to be a game that is trying to sell itself to kids
@unknownsword9042
@unknownsword9042 Рік тому
@@ainou6676 Because men just killing each other for kicks is so much better. The things you people miss is hilarious.
@senboy9002
@senboy9002 Рік тому
​@@unknownsword9042 they go out of their way to only show the women as greedy The base stickman is a man, so everything not including a gold digger (or otherwise negatively portrayed) woman, only includes men When you say "you people" I assume you're an anti-sjw I used to be one too.... when I was 10 years old
@babs_babs
@babs_babs Рік тому
weird how they gotta make “boy” and “girl” stick figures you’d think a circle and lines would be gender neutral but they’ve always gotta make a pink one with boobs just in case you can’t tell
@adeeshadeegala5900
@adeeshadeegala5900 Рік тому
U mad they don't have trans stick figures or something?
@babs_babs
@babs_babs Рік тому
@@adeeshadeegala5900 no
@isaaciced
@isaaciced 3 місяці тому
11:38 lmao
@Goremize
@Goremize Рік тому
"you get more points being faster" "never gets the more points again" hahaha :"D
@cosmicbrambleclawv2
@cosmicbrambleclawv2 Рік тому
The phone one reminded me of another video I commented on a few days ago xD someone said "Looks like the strongest shape" to which I replied they looked like a RCE fan, turns out they were 😂
@francoisemenard1135
@francoisemenard1135 4 місяці тому
"soap box derby racer" had me dead 9:44
@alexosterrath2418
@alexosterrath2418 Рік тому
Nobody: Matt, when there is somebody doing emotional stuff: WE FINALLY GOT A NEW COMBO
@BPopovBG
@BPopovBG Місяць тому
"The architect on the right" hahahahah😂😂
@noobmaster5309
@noobmaster5309 Рік тому
“That’s why you don’t spy on someone taking a dump”😂😂😂😂
@AbuzerKadayif
@AbuzerKadayif Рік тому
Those love triangles reminded me the opening scene of a Jigsaw film in which there was a similar love triangle and ended up good nemesis
@zoro_lost69
@zoro_lost69 Рік тому
1:23 This tell that love is blind
@ikahn17
@ikahn17 Рік тому
Thank god the noon drop is still a thing on Christmas
@somebodythatyouusedtoknow4518
@somebodythatyouusedtoknow4518 Рік тому
Moral of this story: Don't messes with mad/angry people, they can kill you with every possible ways.
@quantum2330
@quantum2330 Рік тому
I think the difficulty is flat but you are just getting better at knowing what will happen in the game based on past experience
@reforgenarsil
@reforgenarsil Рік тому
Doesn’t seem fair how architects are the ones consulted to come up with designs and then engineers have to somehow make their stupid ideas work lol
@Avebelivable
@Avebelivable 8 місяців тому
don't spy on someone taking a dump, good life lesson.
@IamFluffY90
@IamFluffY90 Рік тому
Wait a minute… 3:33 where’s our bridge review?!
@Miss_Trillium
@Miss_Trillium Рік тому
I feel like I lost brain cells watching this game
@user-qd6pm5ym7q
@user-qd6pm5ym7q 2 місяці тому
19:09 - She is clearly an engineer, the man must be an architect as he was being weird with the girl so she did the only logical thing, took a toilet, launched it at the man
@testdasi
@testdasi 4 місяці тому
20:07 - I think the game developers are Vietnamese LOL. The 2 screenshots have "Nhập tin nhắn..." which is Enter message in Vietnamese. 🤣
@oopswrongplanet4964
@oopswrongplanet4964 Рік тому
What !?! No bridge review?
@adeeshadeegala5900
@adeeshadeegala5900 Рік тому
That full on vector sequence from 10:44 was cool ngl.
@captaindelta43
@captaindelta43 Рік тому
15:10 YES you were Matt 🤣😀 . Rce would have never been an idiot!
@CanadaPlayz48
@CanadaPlayz48 Рік тому
"But I am now a light bulb head!" - RCE
@cathygrandstaff1957
@cathygrandstaff1957 Рік тому
This game makes more sense once you realize every character is secretly a Marvel superhero. Be especially careful of Turdman, the man who can projectile poo turds at supersonic speeds.
@TGVBT640
@TGVBT640 7 місяців тому
it makes so much sense now 🤯
@tammyhollandaise
@tammyhollandaise Рік тому
If you want to try a silly and morbid browser game, Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman has some decent puzzles.
@fernandofairbanks1469
@fernandofairbanks1469 Рік тому
"He's got dog-like qualities" Dogs can look up, pigs can't
@honer723
@honer723 5 місяців тому
"Have I just been an idiot this whole time??"
@UltimateViper
@UltimateViper Рік тому
Her it's a Christmas Real Engineer Miracle... I guess that means all the architects got coal for Christmas
@randomlyproductions222
@randomlyproductions222 Рік тому
Mat: Am I getting better or am I getting dumber ( 19:55 ) me: both
@sinnahsaint7869
@sinnahsaint7869 Рік тому
The real lesson here is that Civil Engineer has never met a dog because he thinks dogs "can't look up".
@Squantanamo
@Squantanamo Рік тому
What's even weirder is that he was a dog
@BobLegoman
@BobLegoman Рік тому
Have to commend the effort they went into making all the animations and scenarios to this game
@better.better
@better.better Рік тому
I sense of developer with relationship issues...
@petelee2477
@petelee2477 Рік тому
0:24 and how good of a shot is the guy
@Steveddie93
@Steveddie93 Рік тому
Merry Bridgemas to all, and to all a good fight! 👍 🎄
@wudaheill
@wudaheill Рік тому
Keep up the good work man, love ur videos! And, merry Christmas to u too man!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
@cenkocenk
@cenkocenk Рік тому
most important video before my physics final
@dimitrissakellaridis5067
@dimitrissakellaridis5067 Рік тому
15:42 it's bc he got pulled by the rock he didn't jump
@tracyjapper654
@tracyjapper654 Рік тому
Wow! I learned so much 🤣 Happy holidays to you!
@JamesTK
@JamesTK Рік тому
Matt has always never not been an idiot 😂
@Vanbooskie
@Vanbooskie Рік тому
The super sonic toilet throw by the pink lady was absolutely EPIC!!!! 😄😄
@Daxxen007
@Daxxen007 Рік тому
Merry Christmas RCE this was a great gift for a cold christmas morn
@sepedacompilation5378
@sepedacompilation5378 Рік тому
Matt being engitect for 23 minutes straight lol
@mtbrocket
@mtbrocket Рік тому
Seems kind of arbitrary who dies. 😊
@christinelee7969
@christinelee7969 Рік тому
“Life lesson: don’t watch RCE videos… WAI-“ *pauses* welp, RCE is a wise man, gotta do what he says. *Disconects*
@Keksmonster22k
@Keksmonster22k Рік тому
every time i hear you say: "am i a idiot", my brain switches to:" are you shtupid mate". XD
@TGVBT640
@TGVBT640 7 місяців тому
as obscure as Who Die First may be, i’m pretty sure at some point we’ve all seen at least 1 youtuber play this 💀
@stoffel5423
@stoffel5423 Рік тому
22:40 The reason why you never trust the phrase "It will only be a silent one"...
@tatecrossette2855
@tatecrossette2855 Рік тому
21:51 - 21:56 Uhh, he's just walked off a cliff and died, off a cliff and died, off a cliff and died- I think they're watching RCE videos understandable. RCE are you saying that people who watch your videos have a suicidal tendency or that we just are are mentally trapped and absorbed into your videos when we watch them, completely mesmerized and oblivious to our surroundings?
@Happycrewmate-mp7xw
@Happycrewmate-mp7xw 3 дні тому
11:34 my personal favourite
@fabianvolkel4346
@fabianvolkel4346 7 місяців тому
Love the reffeerence to this stickman video at min 2:00
@nephetsreiab3018
@nephetsreiab3018 11 місяців тому
Science says that while playing this game, every second of it a braincell dies.
@Bluewizard55
@Bluewizard55 Рік тому
Here in an hour. Love the video, this was my first Christmas gift of the day. Thanks Matt
@cliffordsawyer2994
@cliffordsawyer2994 Рік тому
RCE try and play ARK i bet it would be a hit, would be absolutely hilarious too, HAPPY HOLLADAYS! Give paddy some patts
@hyperion5087
@hyperion5087 Рік тому
whats the background song name at 11:47
@jpaulc441
@jpaulc441 Рік тому
When did people start calling sniper rifles "snipers"? I remember a time when nobody ever said that. I'm not criticizing, just curious.
@emptee182
@emptee182 Рік тому
This was a perfect video for a christmas hangover
@DarkChaser3
@DarkChaser3 Рік тому
22:20 that some AVGN there
@pinedraws
@pinedraws 8 місяців тому
An architect probably made this game
@iarenubie78
@iarenubie78 Рік тому
You are supposed to use geometry to calculate the trajectory of the hole of the rock downhill, but that game was poorly made with the pixels and all so yeah
@ScurvySquirrel
@ScurvySquirrel Рік тому
I was just curious about something and that's if your comment at 9:50 about the character on the right being dog like and not being able to look up was a joke?? Because dogs can look straight up in the air, my dog does it all the time.
@devinclark4611
@devinclark4611 Рік тому
"Boosh! From Behind!" 16:35ish
@tatecrossette2855
@tatecrossette2855 Рік тому
RCE have you ever heard of the game King's Quest? It's a really good puzzle game and I think you'd like it.
@MichaelAppleman
@MichaelAppleman Рік тому
I can listen to you play anything, lol.
@Totally_Bonkers
@Totally_Bonkers 11 місяців тому
why are they animated so well though
@FUGP72
@FUGP72 9 місяців тому
The guy in the branch fell like 8 feet. He ain't dead.
@jonaut5705
@jonaut5705 Рік тому
Infraspace just had a very large update and I think you should check it out.
@vihaantyagi8299
@vihaantyagi8299 Рік тому
22:47 the shart of death.
@ghostywarrior
@ghostywarrior Рік тому
Nah bruh what is the that woman doing in 3:05
@sunbeames1847
@sunbeames1847 Місяць тому
Based on the thumbnail, I'm going to say the cameraman. He has to be impaled by those spikes to get that shot.
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