Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look
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Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@MotoNomad350 Місяць тому
I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.
@christopherweise438 Місяць тому
How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?
@fosterfuchs Місяць тому
The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.
@ekay9783 Місяць тому
Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?
@kathimeci5179 Місяць тому
He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.
@Brendawallingbear Місяць тому
I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc. I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.
@JoeD0403 Місяць тому
Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”
@barrywassel3899 Місяць тому
Too funny !
@MoonDirectedTarot Місяць тому
ha ha ha ... Best comment of the bunch!
@annehurst2172 Місяць тому
Lol
@annehurst2172 Місяць тому
Bestest.
@MAGAdeplorable Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@jayseaborg3895 29 днів тому
A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.
@mariahiller 28 днів тому
😂
@passionbow1 28 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@loribird3650 27 днів тому
Me too!
@janmorton6729 27 днів тому
I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?
@guinsey 27 днів тому
Still gagging.
@ChaosTheoriesLux 29 днів тому
I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.
@RBZ-1 29 днів тому
Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵💫
@Whatzzzz999 29 днів тому
We are currently living in a satire.
@michaelccozens 29 днів тому
I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.
@AlexJanicki 29 днів тому
South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend. Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.
@sealyoness 29 днів тому
I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.
@roni2715 Місяць тому
There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.
@lisaahmari7199 Місяць тому
Not in MAGAt world.
@stanbyme7874 Місяць тому
Good one👏🏾
@Dulnaivi Місяць тому
Solid comment!
@Corn_Pone_Flicks Місяць тому
Is there? Both are something I don't want done to me.
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
👍🏿
@benlynar9438 Місяць тому
The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution
@dp5912 Місяць тому
That is very wise and true!
@deniceeverham9467 Місяць тому
Good one
@spiceyhotpot 29 днів тому
Yes, and that is the Dump
@mariahiller 28 днів тому
So true
@janemack8852 29 днів тому
I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.
@SEgrin28 29 днів тому
He's not kidding around here
@melodyfulweiler7489 29 днів тому
Me too.😂
@wisconsinfarmer4742 27 днів тому
The Biden riff just makes you like Joe even more.
@davidodonohoe1773 29 днів тому
Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”
@wisconsinfarmer4742 27 днів тому
the christian fascists compare him to king David
@user-lb9xw4xf2q 27 днів тому
Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?
@jeffdosch5738 26 днів тому
People change. He also used to be a Democrat.
@forrestmaher4545 Місяць тому
I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.
@robobrien7787 Місяць тому
I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!
@donaldwhittaker7987 Місяць тому
Brilliant
@markmac2206 Місяць тому
I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.
@user-jw9lq5ib6g Місяць тому
yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...
@chriskelly6559 Місяць тому
Don't think for a second he didn't ask.
@vonwux Місяць тому
As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.
@N3gativeR3FLUX Місяць тому
Seth is grest isn't he...
@publicuser2534 Місяць тому
His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.
@danielgregory3295 Місяць тому
Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...
@davidshirkey1272 Місяць тому
Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295
@hemlockVape Місяць тому
I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂
@apropos4701 29 днів тому
I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.
@efenedick1305 24 дні тому
Lol!!!
@Thepepi13 29 днів тому
Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious
@raygunsforronnie847 29 днів тому
When your allies are cartoons, you must be Hannity.
@randomnickify 29 днів тому
Just pure inHanity.
@annakingry9157 28 днів тому
He likes America with a wannabe dictator.
@shawnanderson4283 3 дні тому
Ah I knew someone already brought this up lol
@dkm07305able Місяць тому
Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.
@ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql Місяць тому
It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
No 💩
@bebelechekid Місяць тому
Good one
@wabbajack2 Місяць тому
But people have told you about it, probably.
@russellmiles2861 Місяць тому
So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Місяць тому
Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.
@madgreek253 Місяць тому
Or played call of duty
@Woozlewuzzleable Місяць тому
Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜
@Aliens.Say.FDT. Місяць тому
Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.
@DasBoot-lr3cz Місяць тому
I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.
@petem.3719 29 днів тому
Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.
@sarahb013 29 днів тому
For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.
@tonib.3016 Місяць тому
Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂
@JVenger Місяць тому
What's the difference?
@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому
Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪
@TMercan31 Місяць тому
Might as well be Satan
@smiller2044 Місяць тому
@@andrewstevenson118😅
@Lonewolfmike Місяць тому
Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.
@sherinameless1618 Місяць тому
Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"
@kcbowman4042 Місяць тому
😇
@TiggerToo27 Місяць тому
You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡
@michaelhemsley1470 Місяць тому
Defenestrate?
@shotjohnny Місяць тому
@@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉
@mslinda8456 Місяць тому
@@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window
@moebiusbedroon4542 29 днів тому
I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person
@gayemcgill3087 29 днів тому
But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.
@jpdemer5 29 днів тому
The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)
@grahamcookson5937 29 днів тому
I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.
@Bedecampbell 28 днів тому
I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible
@thatjillgirl 28 днів тому
I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.
@brettgillespie7089 29 днів тому
Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."
@JMurdochNZ Місяць тому
You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
Sacrilege!
@oliviasimonich2386 Місяць тому
Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.
@davenakingdon7503 Місяць тому
He can feel the impending fire of hell
@padgedunbar9400 29 днів тому
He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".
@rhuephus 29 днів тому
that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book
@thechurchofsillybeggars8912 Місяць тому
“He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
lol 😆
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"
@teresab1998 29 днів тому
😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.
@michaelf5034 29 днів тому
Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.
@teresab1998 29 днів тому
But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!
@patndave4919 29 днів тому
Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.
@dark14life Місяць тому
He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.
@Curious2Know2 Місяць тому
No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!
@tarareed3703 Місяць тому
They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.
@lornarettig3215 Місяць тому
And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.
@RagsYooTube 29 днів тому
Are you like, psychic, or something?
@SkyScraperC Місяць тому
People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.
@davenakingdon7503 Місяць тому
And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege
@itskarl7575 29 днів тому
The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".
@jamiefrontiera1671 29 днів тому
Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me." Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus. Trump is definitely a mumpsimus
@OKAVENAQUI 29 днів тому
correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊
@lavenderchocolate 29 днів тому
that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D
@BenedictMHolland 28 днів тому
That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.
@shez1270 Місяць тому
"Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!
@mayberelevant3237 Місяць тому
I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂
@t.n.-js6ei Місяць тому
I believe Trump when he said he had many Bibles. He accidently took them when he stole the classified documents and finally found them in the other boxes he still has in his possession.
@jonathanconnor7920 Місяць тому
@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp Місяць тому
They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.
@ConstantChaos1 Місяць тому
Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.
@billmurray7473 Місяць тому
Richard Nixon had SO Much More Dignity, even in defeat.
@Ironcorgi2 Місяць тому
Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.
@Slopmaster Місяць тому
@@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.
@stanbyme7874 Місяць тому
Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?
@mimseydemon1844 Місяць тому
@@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.
@tlheinrich Місяць тому
God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement
@johnobrien2373 29 днів тому
I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂
@jkadkin 28 днів тому
Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!
@amberg8277 Місяць тому
When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.
@ericapoe Місяць тому
I did the same when he said that😂😂
@J.M.-nb4gw Місяць тому
😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄
@siobhandobson7535 Місяць тому
@@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.
@nadineives6374 Місяць тому
I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂
@stephenbuckley9940 Місяць тому
I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.
@villanessa Місяць тому
He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him
@marvinmartin4692 Місяць тому
I know it’s all such a joke!
@drjanines3301 Місяць тому
Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
He went only to the line of this one.
@jeffdosch5738 26 днів тому
Good
@lindagorham1409 25 днів тому
YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??
@jdspencer60 29 днів тому
LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows
@jcanfieldschatz 29 днів тому
Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".
@coffeebux Місяць тому
@3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.
@jennyjennyjenny3210 Місяць тому
This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch…. Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!
@MM-vv8mt Місяць тому
Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.
@publicuser2534 Місяць тому
Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?
@GrimReaper2786 Місяць тому
@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack
@Max_Mustermann 28 днів тому
His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".
@LmAo147 29 днів тому
LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +
@DemandTruth 29 днів тому
A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.
@justanotherhuman8918 Місяць тому
You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?
@barbaraschuld8206 Місяць тому
Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙
@janbounds911 Місяць тому
SO agree!
@sherinameless1618 Місяць тому
@@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.
@snowsim Місяць тому
They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."@@justanotherhuman8918
@Ferinex_666 Місяць тому
CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.
@c3swift Місяць тому
I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.
@MarciRaney-tt8ev 29 днів тому
I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.
@matthewbrown6497 29 днів тому
Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.
@Elwaves2925 29 днів тому
@@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.
@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 29 днів тому
💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.
@AlanaLewis007 29 днів тому
Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story
@semperfidelification 29 днів тому
sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke
@IntelligentArtefact 29 днів тому
All guilty of.... Greed, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sloth
@nygm984 Місяць тому
Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”
@daemoncan2364 Місяць тому
He knows the one about the two Corinthians....
@gothnate Місяць тому
I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."
@daydreamer8662 Місяць тому
trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about
@daunafuller9868 Місяць тому
@@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.
@mattwolfe70 Місяць тому
The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump charges for his Kool Aid
@keltonscott734 Місяць тому
BINGO 🎯‼️
@keltonscott734 Місяць тому
BINGO 🎯
@bkzone8 Місяць тому
And people still buy it... 😢
@Queenie-the-genie Місяць тому
Brilliant!
@c3swift Місяць тому
🧠💪
@morganbroadhead6943 29 днів тому
"Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!
@bobbauer7928 29 днів тому
I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping. And that is what the base loves to hear.
@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому
You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is? “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.
@Kodakcompactdisc Місяць тому
Book no chance, movie maybe.
@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому
@@Kodakcompactdisc I'll give you $10 if you can make a joke out of "The Hildebrand Rarity". 🙂
@jinstinky501 Місяць тому
Dr no means no. Lol
@christopherweise438 Місяць тому
"Forrestraker"?
@annehurst2172 Місяць тому
Love this!
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 Місяць тому
This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,
@andrewstevenson118 Місяць тому
Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.
@Lonewolfmike Місяць тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@apackofhoboes Місяць тому
He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.
@corinnemiles2129 Місяць тому
Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.
@MoonDirectedTarot Місяць тому
well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is
@oneeyedphotographer 28 днів тому
Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.
@Stewiereeves1 28 днів тому
He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wisconsinfarmer4742 27 днів тому
"The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"
@conniebabcock4045 27 днів тому
Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩
@michaelg3088 Місяць тому
Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.
@camelshit446 Місяць тому
It's a darn shame that trump is much more effective at making us people all across the world gag, than gag orders are effective on trump! 😒
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
No 💩
@Maphisto86 Місяць тому
🤣 👍
@chynawov4879 Місяць тому
Fr! 😂
@tytn9978 Місяць тому
Clever observation! Just wish others would call out Trump for this Bible thing. Also, which translation is he selling? I am almost afraid to ask that question, because I've had Christian Fundamentalists over the years insist that there is only ONE TRUE Bible, and it always happens to be the one they are waving in the air with absolutely no comprehension of the various translations which often differ from the so-called King James translation!
@frankandstein8618 Місяць тому
It IS a darn shame, almost ironic.
@ewawajda4049 29 днів тому
Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
@jennieoh8543 29 днів тому
Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!
@user-uw9eq8ez7x Місяць тому
Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?
@tonywebert8326 Місяць тому
I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it
@danielgregory3295 Місяць тому
It will be ready in about 2 weeks....
@theowl3756 Місяць тому
Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.
@Balletified 29 днів тому
Life insurance surely?
@johnobrien2373 29 днів тому
So many preconditions!
@sealyoness 29 днів тому
I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.
@robert-pj6so 29 днів тому
😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!
@wisconsinfarmer4742 27 днів тому
that wasn't a match, it was a lighter couldn't resist
@napalmholocaust9093 Місяць тому
That book he sells contains federal documents with the religious text. A blatant violation of the separation of church and state.
@guyvizard549 Місяць тому
THIS!!!
@KingOfAllJackals Місяць тому
Um, that’s not how that works.
@tonywebert8326 Місяць тому
@@KingOfAllJackals r/Woooooosh
@JohnDavid-kc9kt Місяць тому
I HATE Trump and I'm sorry to say, this isn't how this works. It's really, really stupid and dishonest, but is not the government endorsing religion.
@blargy7283 Місяць тому
@@JohnDavid-kc9kt it's more of a red flag that someone who wants to be in office thinks that the government should endorse specifically Christianity even though the US has no official religion.
@MoonDirectedTarot Місяць тому
how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥
@paolovantassel1989 Місяць тому
I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".
@user-dp4xw7ye1n 29 днів тому
“I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣
@wisconsinfarmer4742 27 днів тому
in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.
@lvckytyler694 29 днів тому
Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!
@mytexasdays1526 Місяць тому
He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂
@MrOtistetrax Місяць тому
AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.
@Youngcamdadon 29 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead
@jansilverthorn777 29 днів тому
I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).
@jamiefrontiera1671 29 днів тому
That was my thought
@w8w8whatnow95 Місяць тому
Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.
@qassandraable Місяць тому
More like preying.
@greeneyedlady5580 Місяць тому
@@qassandraableThat's Trump.
@lilsmart805 29 днів тому
Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂
@heidigone 28 днів тому
Will that plunger work on toilets that are plugged with documents?
@raivanframpton5408 Місяць тому
I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!
@irelandishsac13 29 днів тому
Truth😅
@MoneyGist 29 днів тому
Literally came here for this comment!
@tonyzed6831 29 днів тому
Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.
@alansmitheejr. Місяць тому
Always thought "Buden" and "Grest" was the capital of Hungary.
@birbluv9595 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂
@annehurst2172 Місяць тому
Lol
@saar144 Місяць тому
Or as Trump would say, the capital of Turkey
@vegetablevoice Місяць тому
"You and I remember Buden/Grest very differently."
@mharriedjr 29 днів тому
NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked
@goldie200172086 29 днів тому
He has never read a flippen book....😂
@KPVFarmer Місяць тому
That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!
@Nunya100 Місяць тому
That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂
@birbluv9595 Місяць тому
You are absolutely right.
@saar144 Місяць тому
🤣🤣🤣
@sigmundblank7403 Місяць тому
I thought Marcia Clark
@sewonchris735 Місяць тому
@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!
@davidshirkey1272 Місяць тому
Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.
@flackstar007 29 днів тому
I will place my bets that "a solitary match" joke was a plant by Seth to be used in the 100 corrections when Seth took the time to point out the nice sweater and beard 😛 After all he has been doing corrections long enough to know how to pull a fast one on us and it's awesome! PS: May the example you set be something that guides all forms of news (I say this knowing full well that some outlets must be sued first, lose many many dollars then will still lie with all they got).
@jonroesler8155 29 днів тому
The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.
@queenvrook Місяць тому
The scorch marks proves he actually held them.
@annehurst2172 Місяць тому
So true - funny funny funny!
@Scanner9631 Місяць тому
Explains the marks on his hands.
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!
@anthonycarter8158 Місяць тому
Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.
@mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому
Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.
@aubrey1633 Місяць тому
He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.
@markmartindale7215 29 днів тому
And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.
@JohnTLyon 29 днів тому
I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅
@mlrdh 26 днів тому
"I thought this was America!"...Randy Marsh, South Park. 😂
@fredlifsitz7411 Місяць тому
trump doesn’t need the oval Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
🙏ASAP... Past his jail time.
@jaygray7102 Місяць тому
the guy makes me want to puke.
@barbford2329 Місяць тому
😂
@mariahiller 28 днів тому
God willing
@8justintracy8 Місяць тому
For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.
@Shackleton71 Місяць тому
Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually
@globaladdict Місяць тому
@@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore
@abc-bu7nr Місяць тому
@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?
@kaalagiri1044 Місяць тому
@@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other
@jpg7879 Місяць тому
I record both, they tell it like it is!
@FixNewsPlease 29 днів тому
The FBI should search MAG-A-Lardo again and see if they can find a bible.
@pokerpat6470 29 днів тому
OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!
@paulyh4u1971 Місяць тому
I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.
@stephenbuckley9940 Місяць тому
How many do you think have him saying Buble?
@sallyjimenez8417 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂
@c3swift Місяць тому
How many times did he just burst in to flames?
@cryptidsntunes Місяць тому
@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting
@c3swift Місяць тому
@@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.
@20thcenturybrix Місяць тому
Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.
@Wado8oda Місяць тому
Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!
@jldow1236 Місяць тому
he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!
@davidknightx 29 днів тому
It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...
@simgem 29 днів тому
I've already started saying it aloud with him!
@mirrorman95 26 днів тому
7:17 Best joke of the night
@definitelynotskynet 25 днів тому
That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.
@kendalldad Місяць тому
There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!
@jimspittle1485 Місяць тому
@kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮
@13699111 Місяць тому
Or his supporters either
@phylis3917 Місяць тому
Wait for it my dear.
@sto5655 Місяць тому
Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower
@svenvaltik5657 Місяць тому
"Pray and get educated..." has to be the most blatant oxymoron ever muttered...
@zesty9815 29 днів тому
_"I love the poorly educated! But I love education, too! I love it so much that I shut down 'Trump University' and paid a $25 million fraud settlement!"_
@BinaryHedgehog 29 днів тому
Right?!
@jansilverthorn777 29 днів тому
It ranks right up there with “American intelligence.” 😂😂😂 from 🌎
@Elwaves2925 29 днів тому
@@jansilverthorn777 Along with "honest politician."
@RobertPilla 29 днів тому
Yep!
@catgir5x 29 днів тому
LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!
@efenedick1305 24 дні тому
Seth, that wasn't a match, that was a LIGHTER!! #Corrections
@SashiCat96 Місяць тому
O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!
@mlrdh Місяць тому
I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂
@carnyzack Місяць тому
CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.
@mythodica Місяць тому
Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣
@sophierobinson2738 Місяць тому
yep.
@stuartmacdonald4443 Місяць тому
Jackals have entered the chat
@wncwaterfalls Місяць тому
@@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?
@jonlee6794 Місяць тому
and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!
@baktru 27 днів тому
Buden-Grest. The capital of Hangry.
@justjustinin207 29 днів тому
The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.
@donna_fun_collins Місяць тому
When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD
@birdsarecool6448 Місяць тому
I had not heard about the bible sales. My husband told me about it a few minutes ago & I thought he was joking. Then I knew I had to watch A Closer Look!
@crastinaterpro 5 днів тому
This is comedy gold.
@mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149 22 дні тому
Poltergeist 's BIBLE 😮🤣😂👌👌👏🙌 great move
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