First movie: I don't wanna have kids! Second movie: *Happiest father alive* 😄 Now THAT'S character development

Peter flexed his daughter in front of miguel is wild 💀

Peter B: Take that off, it's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape. Also Peter B: *casually wears sweatpants*

Peter's the type of guy to use soap as shampoo 💀

I think we can all agree he was a big mood and carried the first movie 😭

Peter suggests miles to put baby powder in the suit in the first movie, in the second movie miles endorses baby powder (and apologises for it)

By the end, You can tell Peter worked on himself before seeing MJ. He lost weight, cleaned himself up, while continuing being the Spider-Man we all knew was still there. (Your noted thoughts there killed me by the way. 😂)

It's funnier when you realize he's our version of Spiderman.

I love how he asks Miles if he's gonna eat his burger then takes it without leaving him time to answer lol

Voice acting was BRILLIANT. He NEEDS a hug.

“I grab a bagel and run.” That aged well.”

"Oh look its humbling reality spider-man!"

Men will literally become embroiled in a trans-dimensional adventure that puts the fate of the entire multiverse at stake rather than go to therapy

I want this guy to be my motivational hype man. He may fail miserably, but I still want it.

I think the fact he's basically our Spider-Man, the mainline 616 one that makes this so much funnier

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE 2099 SPIDER NOT REACTING TO THE BABY THEN CATCHING AND HOLDING HER ITS SO CUTE XD

Divorced, depressed, out of shape but still amazing. Still Spider-Man.

4:15 congratulations you've just murdered someone. The cause of death is suffocation due to non stop wheeze laughter

The fact that this is 616 Peter is…fitting, at least a little bit, given his origin and his struggles

the first movie he was broke and dont want kids until the across the spiderverse movie now he has a child and the happpiest father alive fr

3:05 imagine if in Beyond the Spider-Verse, one of the jokes involves Spot never happening Peter B. never grabbed a bagel for Miles to throw

It's my favorite Spiderman in all medias because he's old, experimented and differs so much from the other Peter Parker in movies. He's the one.

5:04 “A dead one” Emotional damage

I always love how his name tag is beat to crap compared to everyone else’s

Lets all agree that despite having a terrible life he still got happy in the end unlike the original

Peter big booty parker

4:15, considering how kinky Peter and MJ were before Mephisto messed with everything, I totally agree

Peter B(urnout) parker

Peter B. is definitely one of the funniest and initially one of the most pathetic spidermen. I love him for it. Some of the captions you added were golden: 0:03 0:47 1:07 1:31 1:49 (we all do) 2:11 2:31 (C) 2:55 3:05 (can we all just blame Peter B. for Spot’s quest for vengeance?) 3:10 (Peter B. senex est) 4:01 (no, I won’t time stamp pt. 1) I love how the subtitles you added are different from the things Peter says or does.

He was the best character in both movies. You can't change my mind.

Him eating burgerss made me kinda hungry ngl

"I buried Aunt May"😭

Miles is really me when I see someone eat a burger 😂😂😂 2:30

Peter B. Parker is probably the most relatable character I hav seen in this movie.

We need more Formerly Fit superheroes. I'm fed up with everyone giving everyone muscles.

Omg that baby powder bit. Never saw that connection! Also May Parker doging the web Peter shot is so quick, her spider sense is amazing at her age

Out of all the Spider-Mans to exist, he is certainly one of them

I don't know how, but I love this Spider-Man most of all.

He’s my favorite Spider-Man.

1:05 😂😂😂 i love this

Love the slight references to Peter being partially jewish. Its an interesting tidbit to his character thats almost never shown

The cape scene still makes me laugh to this day cause i love that it subtly references spiderman Unlimited 😆

They missed the best clip when he's getting beat up but takes the time to say "good news we don't need the monitor" lol

Oh goodie, “humbling reality Spiderman” has joined the party.

2:55 endorsing** smh

It just occurred to me Peter B Parker could have just endorsed that burger joint he loves as spiderman and then invested in it instead of making a Spiderman restaurant Then it would be a win win -he gets to keep the burger joint -he gets money -he doesn’t break his code by using spiderman as a product

I love him ❤

Peter the type of guy to use 100 in 1

Cannot wait for Part 3!

I wish the Avengers could meet this Spider-Man

2:14 is the best clip ever

Legit too good

3:12 "My Back!"

god i need him

peter b.: "..you think I'll be any good at this?" MJ: "?? you're asking that now??"

0:36 lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alternate title: peter and mile being the duo of all time

The depressed fast food, the vibez.

Casting Jake Johnson was genius, couldn't find a better fit if they tried

I love this man.

It's insane how Peter B had more character development in two movies then 616 Peter has in years.

He's so chill and fun 😂 and talk about an arc - that development? Mm. As tasty as that burger

Peter B. Parker is that one uncle your mom doesn’t want around because he’s a bad influence, but your dad (his brother) always invites him anyways, and he always makes a b line for the food first, and eats a lot of it, while acting tired and drunk (because he probably is) but has excellent life advice that’s mostly how to NOT end up like him.

Imagina if he still acted like this around Miguel

“Why did I have to get stuck with a janky old broke hobo spider man?” Miles morales

"did you break this?" "no, it broke" "-_-"

How could you make a Peter B compilation and not include “not bad kid”

Does anyone know what issue of the amazing spiderman it is that is shown at the beginning or if it even exists?

Top 5 peters i'd say hes in 5th very confidently

0:24 At least the kiss 💋 is accurate for Peter B. Parker

4:15 WILD CAPTION LOLOOLLLLL

3:00 peter b parker: spider man doesn't wear a cape 2023 Spider man 2099: am i a joke to you

Fun fact. B stands for Burrito.

4:16 WILD LMFAO

Hard to believe Jake Johnson went from voicing Grouchy Smurf to THIS guy…

may day

0:03 * d i e s* 😂😂😂

Yeah, don't grow too attached to this amazing rendition of Spider-Man. I'm sure they'll kill him off in the next film. I got a five on it.

0:24. It should've been me!!!!!

Now its just a 6 year wait

DAD

To me Love his lazy look

0:36 awww bro :( 3:10 damn that stretch 5:13 damn right

0:05 what were you feeling about sweatpants disheveled dilf age peter parker sleeping 🤨

They didnt portray him respectful enough imo. And then they have the nerve to call him the ultimate beta. This is supposed to be OUR Spider-Man, the Amazing Spectacular, Ultimate Sensational Astonishing Spider-Man. They made him the Pathetoc Spider-Man and killed off the amazing one, the fuck😢

1:11 😂

4:05

What is ex divorced u mean remarried?

I can’t get over that title What the heck is that supposed to mean How am I supposed to focus on the video with a title like that

I call him: PETER BROKER 😂 Also I think he’s the Tom Holland Spiderman

hopefully miles meets mj in the 3rd movie

I’ll never forgive Peter B or Gwen for what they did to Miles

5:07 track name?

Fun fact: that burger scene hands down turned my sister off of this entire franchise

yea, i like this better than no way home and all that angsty crap

I don't know why this place closed. ... I think I do. LMAO.

What is the point of flashing words on the screen so fast? It cannot be read. It's just useless. What is the artistic interpretation? Is there any?

This Miles Morales makes Insomniac’s look like terrible joke 🤷🏾‍♂️

2:01 why is his jacket and hair not trying to go to the ground

1:31 *dI Es PT 2 * 🤣🤣🤣🤣