Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)
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@Grace-kh4bt 4 роки тому
1% of the comments: *talking about the video* 99% of the comments: kurtis is Danny and Drew’s son
@peppapie1145 4 роки тому
Ikr
@Irlyneedtherapy 3 роки тому
@@RainyyFlash damn what a name
@user-yx3mz9ss7e Місяць тому
@@peppapie1145 your profile picture looks cursed
@floratoons 4 роки тому
I like that all three of the boys' expressions are always either; 1. In a fit of giggles 2. Awkward grin 3. Staring blankly at the camera
@lucyrelly8295 4 роки тому
Yup
@celine258 4 роки тому
This is literally the truest comment I’ve ever read lol
@7eleven714 4 роки тому
Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor (Dear Evan Hansen)
@georgewashington6269 4 роки тому
I paused my vid randomly and this is so true ahahahaha
@croco_duck 4 роки тому
@@7eleven714 yep
@jacksonlaframboise6257 2 роки тому
I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.
@El-de6nj Рік тому
this si the funniest comment ive ever read
@clxmentin3 Рік тому
@@Ade-ingnot necessarily wrong ……
@floatyloser5323 Рік тому
i, personally read this as “infant whip” which. not the same thing 😭😭😭
@Bea-xl9rb Рік тому
@@floatyloser5323 the mental image 😭
@xXAcidBathXx Рік тому
All Drew’s are just like that. Source: my name is drew.
@riyajha5083 Рік тому
As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong
@universalpower419 Рік тому
Pitbull isn't Américan though.
@riyajha5083 Рік тому
@@universalpower419 yeah but he's from Miami or so he claims 🤷♀️
@glowinqlu Рік тому
I’m American and yeah, trust me, these lyrics make no sense 🥲😭
@kaskaskas 6 місяців тому
Lol news flash non white kids that grow up in the US are American. Cry about it.
@dehydrated02 5 місяців тому
The American way is getting so fucked up that the lyrics don’t matter while you’re dancing to them 😂
@satirenate8340 4 роки тому
This all started because they were bumping to Pitbull on their tour bus
@Astr0_Man 4 роки тому
And they actually heard the lyrics XD
@lavenderlaceration 4 роки тому
@@Astr0_Man that's the shocking part
@atgmaildotcom9718 4 роки тому
Maxmillians sex slave this all started when people in the comments section when people said they look the same
@phexwor8433 4 роки тому
how come in every comment section of every youtube i’ve ever watched, there is someone with your pfp
@charlienovacastor5652 4 роки тому
He literally said that at the beginning of the video tho
@nicloren2220 4 роки тому
I looked chonky coke up , and the urban dictionary says only pibull knows
@thelarisa 3 роки тому
This is my favorite comment, thank you for exploring this because I was about to 😂
@nicloren2220 3 роки тому
@@thelarisa bro , had to , i needed to know , and i needed to know right then
@Alderwood 3 роки тому
Exact definition: Chonky Coke Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak "Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?" "Idk man only Pitbull knows"
@saneman. 3 роки тому
Annabell Lancaster lMAO
@literallywhatdoiputhere408 3 роки тому
actually it says he said that cause he can't rhyme
@sourpatchsquid5445 2 роки тому
Here we can see the levels of anxiety Kurtis: unsure of himself but having a good time Danny: decently confident but a bit insecure Drew: Drew.
@robin_ch 2 роки тому
Drew.
@doxaweit 2 роки тому
Drew.
@weathermansam2 2 роки тому
Drew.
@adyaparamitaputripratama2786 2 роки тому
I love how Drew's just... Drew
@notcindymae 2 роки тому
Drew.
@aninarose5158 Рік тому
Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life
@furiouszombiex5220 Рік тому
Did you even know who pitbull was when this happened?
@picalilly02 Рік тому
I think it's sweet of him
@mariuskronvald5208 2 місяці тому
Then everyone clapped and the mayor gave you a medal
@splendidsimp Місяць тому
@mariuskronvald5208 shut up i wanna believe Edit: sorry that was rude :(
@danifoxx7469 26 днів тому
@@splendidsimpi appreciate your politeness
@lrose1310 4 роки тому
To be fair, the Pitbull era was also when we all still thought we would die in 2012.
@shrestarai5680 4 роки тому
*we might not get tomorrow*
@echocourtouke 4 роки тому
We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.
@evelyneb590 4 роки тому
@@echocourtouke 😂😂😂😂
@carlybw5562 4 роки тому
Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time
@willowleigh1786 4 роки тому
Mr. Worldwide capitalizing on the apocalypse.
@notquiteaweebyet1054 4 роки тому
0:11 3 bros, chilling on a sofa, 0 feet apart because they're all the same person
@tess6330 4 роки тому
Not Quite A Weeb Yet lolll
@heathermcginley807 4 роки тому
😂😂
@j4lyni 4 роки тому
Should’ve said 1 bro
@citrusgem 4 роки тому
oh baby a triple
@kennedyt7472 4 роки тому
I’m cry laughing
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Рік тому
Kurtis looks so young compared to now. He went from awkward 19 year old IT guy to dad who goes to Home Depot everyday
@lemin0u Місяць тому
His personality and voice changed too somehow
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 Місяць тому
@@lemin0u hm. Maybe it’s a clone, like Paul McCartney
@ParadoxRein Рік тому
Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly
@itonyamovie4521 Рік тому
OMG DHYRBFYTY SLAT
@calowenby1654 Рік тому
Well-put.
@IkeaSquid 2 місяці тому
YOOO it's my old account
@monctrum 4 роки тому
Pitbull NEEDS to do a Genius Interview.
@chynnhowe 4 роки тому
monctrum xd Holy crap this comment needs so many more likes.
@carissasaffachaerani9409 4 роки тому
some underrated comment right here
@jessi9375 4 роки тому
Exactly what I was thinking !!!
@meriah10 4 роки тому
He would be so confused trying to explain his own gibberish lol
@melodyhaase8929 4 роки тому
This is such a Genuis idea!
@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 4 роки тому
what pitbull is doing in the songs: * hooking up with donkeys * king konging people *Robbing places TONIGHT
@megmorningstar4250 3 роки тому
Idk why, but king konging people had me dying 😂
@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 3 роки тому
@@megmorningstar4250 XD
@newyorksquid 3 роки тому
kirigiri kirigiri jing jing
@spookyho5994 3 роки тому
CAUSE WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW
@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587 3 роки тому
@@spookyho5994 hahaha
@winstonrweber 2 роки тому
As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.
@koiifsh Рік тому
lol same
@kitten17566 2 роки тому
Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.
@queensoapy 4 роки тому
Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates getting together to discuss philosophical
@featherqueen3184 4 роки тому
Zynischcide philosophical what?
@pelosuelto70 4 роки тому
Lyrics from Pitbull I'm assuming
@aryesh7724 4 роки тому
@@featherqueen3184 philosophical. they're discussing philosophical. what more do you need huh
@michelle6700 4 роки тому
skksks so you mean philosophy
@maym8428 4 роки тому
ms shrek no
@camilainfame 4 роки тому
Pitbull is lowkey two ten year old kids standing on top of each other with a big coat, pretending to be a fourty plus yo man
@nee.c.s 4 роки тому
Don't you mean Vincent Adultman?
@camilainfame 4 роки тому
@@nee.c.s duuuuude, yes.
@givensurname1296 4 роки тому
@@camilainfame - I knew Bojack was wrong about Vincent Adultman! He was obviously just *two* kids stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, not *three.* Silly, Bojack.
@13quizz 4 роки тому
Don’t be silly. It’s just Vincent Adultman in a baldcap
@ghiblihoe 4 роки тому
pitbull is 38 u uncultured swine
@spinalcordinc 2 роки тому
me, an empath: I think Pitbull wants us to meet him in the hotel room
@geekgirl_luv4262 Рік тому
Deanna Troi is that you?
@codexstudios Рік тому
I get that reference!
@dothmotherknowyouwearth Рік тому
Not “make it so!” Because I don’t want to go to his hotel room
@skittstuff Рік тому
I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'
@Mort-ko7lj 11 місяців тому
It's for when you have to seperate out the whites from the yolk but you break the yolk.
@rainbwdash 3 роки тому
i feel like pitbull uses a random word generator for his lyrics
@rzindler 3 роки тому
yes it sounds like something put through google translate a million times
@maxbenjamin7212 3 роки тому
He's just really unlucky and keeps getting donkey
@rainbwdash 3 роки тому
@@maxbenjamin7212 LMFAO true though
@MochaFur1 3 роки тому
"this biggity boy's a diggity dog"
@rainbwdash 3 роки тому
@@MochaFur1 okay now for that line i’m pretty sure he got inspo from mickey mouse
@itssheena9688 4 роки тому
Genius needs to invite Pitbull .He owes us an explanation.
@almondmilk738 3 роки тому
woah
@almondmilk738 3 роки тому
i didn’t even know you could add emojis to your username lmao
@iipinkfrxgyt395 3 роки тому
Its Sheena🙆 ur username scared me I thought I was tripping lol
@BLANKONTOP 3 роки тому
Dude, I didnt know you could add emojis to your name lmao
@alia.1041 3 роки тому
@Nolan Takle i mean... doja cat came on... so if she can say something he can too
@foxja1 2 роки тому
Fun fact: the song where he’s like “we might not live tomorrow..”, in the third grade we took the tune and made a parody about the water cycle
@adrienneczerni6516 2 роки тому
Drop the lyrics man
@kwiatkowykwiatek9614 2 роки тому
@@adrienneczerni6516 people need to hear it
@timeforproblems 2 роки тому
only thinking of the water cycle song
@ShinyHunterMuck 2 роки тому
Please share I need to know the lyrics 😭😭
@Pollyjpocket 2 роки тому
I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️
@ashleyloyola6980 4 роки тому
as someone who grew up with this music i have no idea why any adult would play this around me as a kid
@ArturGlass.C 4 роки тому
Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.
@marimidoriya6059 4 роки тому
Yeah, same??
@bakhrom2145 4 роки тому
Relatable
@bakhrom2145 4 роки тому
@katja kafka is that rude or somthin? Not sure but yeah.
@Ivn._ 4 роки тому
Same
@canyounot2102 4 роки тому
I love seeing Kurtis getting more comfortable around them *_character development_*
@nat-je8jc 4 роки тому
SKSKSKSKSK
@nat-je8jc 4 роки тому
P.s im not a vsco girl
@urmumgay1122 4 роки тому
@@nat-je8jc if you had to say that you're not one then you probably are.
@sofiakms1622 4 роки тому
@@urmumgay1122 i am not a milionaire
@aperson-jg3rn 4 роки тому
No he isn't, he's becoming one with them
@chelnahtheegghead 2 роки тому
As soon as Drew said, “Nothing rhymes with ‘Kodak’” (I know it was a joke), I literally couldn’t stop thinking of words that rhyme with Kodak. Back, pack, sack, yak, lack, Mac, rack, wack, Iraq, hack, knack. There’s probably more. Seriously Pitbull? You couldn’t think of _any_ of these?!
@calowenby1654 2 роки тому
I personally thought of "Throwback" when that lyric was read, but all these make loads of sense as well.
@chelnahtheegghead 2 роки тому
@@calowenby1654 Ooh! I like yours, though. “Throwback” would match the number of syllables in “Kodak”.
@elusivemayfly7534 2 роки тому
Ooooo-slow track is one, like a slow song.
@Moonwillow76 2 роки тому
The first word that popped into my mind was kayak, so there's that, too.
@s1kawais Рік тому
I thought of Big Shaq.
@flabbergasted1 2 роки тому
alternative title: Kurtis trying to find a good sitting position for 15 minutes
@nicolebeecham4910 4 роки тому
“I’m gonna yolk” -Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner, 2019
@mariafausti3128 4 роки тому
whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult
@whyrainy3294 4 роки тому
where can i sign up?
@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 роки тому
g i v e
@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 роки тому
m e
@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 роки тому
e v e r y t h i n g
@290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 роки тому
t o n i g h t
@nnn326 2 роки тому
"she says she won't but I bet she will " is the worst because manipulating someone into changing a "no" into a fake "yes" is rape y'all
@placeholderdoe Рік тому
I was thinking that it sounds like he wants to raps someone
@maffe_distroyer Рік тому
Then the rest of song he pass drooling over that girl who is not interested
@treslechestogo Рік тому
Yesssss
@universalpower419 Рік тому
Really? That's cool.
@FreshestCool Рік тому
I don’t know
@trash1804 2 роки тому
The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.
@combust__ 4 роки тому
Kurtis alone: *Edgy smart boi* Kurtis with a friend: *Giggly and seeking for approval* Kurtis with his big brothers: *Confused but having a good time*
@brigard_brick1952 4 роки тому
Lolll😂
@quoshtard1510 4 роки тому
very true and very endearing and adorable
@pissapocalypse 4 роки тому
Hes just the most wholesome boy
@tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому
You mean brother
@plain_jay3307 4 роки тому
Hina _ that my life as well
@elisa-bi9xd 4 роки тому
“every song is about how tonight is the night, and we only have tonight. that is some nineteen year old horseshit” -john mulaney
@dixxiesk 4 роки тому
If John Mulaney had three sons, Danny, Drew and Kurtis would be them lmao
@JudyBarazi13 4 роки тому
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
@DrX-dh6th 4 роки тому
*throws sand in the girls eyes in the club* Now I’ve thrown them off their rhythm! STREET SMARTS!
@localbisaster 4 роки тому
How about next Wednesday?
@rachelbharath8417 4 роки тому
Oh you're in Dallas next Wednesday?
@cryingovermagnetic 2 роки тому
i love the absolute shock and disgust in drew's voice when he goes "FOR WHAT???" at 5:55
@rudeTXTmoa Рік тому
I love how they all collectively laugh to each other's jokes, *now that's true friendship*
@rusalkarogers6599 4 роки тому
When I show up to the tour and they aren’t singing a Pitt bull song I will ask for a refund.
@poopyanimations950 4 роки тому
Rusalka Rogers 👌
@illegalsubstance953 4 роки тому
I would ask for a whole new Kurtis Drew and Danny
@hi6575 4 роки тому
Danny: oldest child Drew: middle child Kurtis: youngest child
@hope2381 4 роки тому
Hi this is so true.. oml
@rocks1012 4 роки тому
Hi I think Drew would be the oldest. Kurtis is the youngest but Danny is a bit of a baby too.
@mcahglbrtte3695 4 роки тому
Tru But in reality Danny is a month younger tHan kurTis
@lizzyd9082 4 роки тому
Evan Reese Rocchio yes I was gonna say that
@lolkayleen2757 4 роки тому
Drew is oldest lol Danny is a bit baby
@tricksfollies9549 2 роки тому
The best part of this video is when Danny shoots Kurtis with his ass and Drew yells, “Kurtis! No! He’s not going to make it!” And Kurtis clutching his chest saying, “Tell Pitbull I love him!”
@shadophaxx2401 Рік тому
Yes, I'm a simp. S: Meet me I: At the M: Hotel P: Room
@malloryconroy3161 4 роки тому
drew danny and kurtis being different people? take a picture of *that* with a kodak
@nasyrhorace6489 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CookingMyWay 4 роки тому
I would love to see him sponsored by Honey! 😂 and also I would love it for my Channel, too. 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊🙌🏻
@grace-xs1id 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Amyahisdrama 4 роки тому
@@ragnarok9234 Why
@ragnarok9234 4 роки тому
@@Amyahisdrama THAT MANY EMOJIS IS FUCKING ABSURD
@tambrehope6559 4 роки тому
“Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey” When Drew grabbed Danny but Danny grabbed Kurtis I felt that
@s_w_a_t9357 4 роки тому
OOF 100
@Pasunpuffin 4 роки тому
Tbh same
@faolair3320 4 роки тому
I smell a love triangle
@s_w_a_t9357 4 роки тому
@@faolair3320 I smell terrorism
@bonhll8070 4 роки тому
Faolair Love triangles r sleep Polyam shit is woke rn
@Miwwens 9 місяців тому
Kurtis looks like a younger sibling who was allowed to hang out with the older one’s friends
@marytesic1540 2 роки тому
When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂
@netanyamusic 4 роки тому
Donkeys: *exists Pitbull: 👁👄👁
@jay.dec4y 4 роки тому
netanya this doesn’t make sense to me but I like it.
@bowmanc.7439 4 роки тому
I think it might be because donkeys are also called ass. So he just thought donkey means ass(body part)
@hyterleaf754 4 роки тому
@@bowmanc.7439 you dont need to explain what is ass
@aerylm.9463 4 роки тому
D O N K E H !
@bals6442 4 роки тому
Donkey: exists Pitbull: 😫🍆💦
@piercegeorge1450 4 роки тому
This entire video was filmed on TikTok using the triple clone feature
@lydia1630 4 роки тому
I was the 665th like and I envy the person who liked it after me
@clarap8351 4 роки тому
Nah, kurtis and then the twin thing. They do not look like kurtis
@piercegeorge1450 4 роки тому
Lydia Alice oh shit how did this get this many likes LMFAO
@dionysuspersona4039 4 роки тому
@@clarap8351 them looking like kurtis isnt the point, it's that they act alike
@clarap8351 4 роки тому
dulcetst well I would say Danny and drew are the OG. Nothing against kurtis but it seems like he acts like them to be funny, or included
@Kiddzo. 3 місяці тому
The way Pitbull describes sexual things is like when kids write wattpad fan-fictions and they use other words to describe sex.
@sleepyrose69 10 днів тому
his member.
@ExistentialBaguette 2 роки тому
I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.
@itzneonblueotherchannel2921 Місяць тому
Never get drunk while watching their video's 😭
@S1RT0RTUR3 19 днів тому
What?
@zy7422 4 роки тому
All three of them saying something in sync is the most entertaining and simultaneously the scariest thing ever
@no_peace 4 роки тому
That's a distant second to the synchronized fuckboy hand rubbing
@livcaitbff 4 роки тому
They are all the same person
@Iron678Maiden 4 роки тому
\\ Zy // they’re like a cult doing a religious sacrifice .
@aghost7597 4 роки тому
*MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM*
@ayej26 4 роки тому
\\ Zy // At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao
@greengracie2006 4 роки тому
I love how every time Danny has to reenact Pitbull's interaction with a girl he turns to Kurtis
@indracharlene3675 3 роки тому
😂
@kai-sp7ey 3 роки тому
@@indracharlene3675 jnu7
@sophiegravolin 3 роки тому
True love
@greengracie2006 3 роки тому
Devin Ians we stan
@jessiwalker9427 3 роки тому
@Devin Ians lol go watch the Calabasas between the three of them about tik tok it really shows lol it's great tho
@raziahnetwork 4 місяці тому
can we please bring back this trio? i feel it’s the only way to have a good 2024
@way2dead4u 2 роки тому
I just love how they all synced up when they said "I'm gonna drink more than I should NEXT WEEK"
@joserosario7264 4 роки тому
Kurtis on his channel: *absolute crackhead energy* Kurtis with Danny and Drew: *completely chill and kinda confused*
@jadinlizana2331 4 роки тому
And awkwardly seeking approval😂
@thatguyagain2981 3 роки тому
That isn't "crackhead energy" crackhead energy is dangling from a bridge pissing on the cars going by
@calilamirra9096 3 роки тому
2:35 if that face doesnt say "crackhead" idk what does Edit: and so does 3:09
@joserosario7264 3 роки тому
@@thatguyagain2981 I don't mean physically on crack like??? It's just a phrase to describe someone as acting crazy/wild
@thatguyagain2981 3 роки тому
@@joserosario7264 I mean, I guess, but it's a misleading term if you ask me idk
@limeadel303 4 роки тому
“ *Tonight, Tonight, Tonight* you will _die_ “ - Pitbull
@savhannah9889 4 роки тому
Actually that's tomorrow. That's why we gotta do *everything* tonight.
@-Manky 4 роки тому
@@savhannah9889 yeah right NOW!!!!!! Wanna? Lol
@indianheadlogan 4 роки тому
In a drive by crossbowing
@thatsgrim4309 4 роки тому
@@indianheadlogan oddly specific but okay
@CookingMyWay 4 роки тому
Only true fans of Danny can click this! (wish I had true fans 💙👇🏻)gifting first 20 subscribers🙌🏻
@krushamae 2 роки тому
the way y’all were chanting “meet me at the hotel room” sounded so ominous lmao it was like a curse 💀
@delena4evertvd267 2 роки тому
i’ve never watched a video of them all together and Kurtis seems so shy and quiet when he’s with them lol but he’s also smiling the whole time and it’s so cute.
@gwyngravitt7666 3 роки тому
i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀
@vocalcalibration8033 3 роки тому
Oh god. They didn't need to kill him.
@gwyngravitt7666 3 роки тому
@@vocalcalibration8033 omfg you fuckin killed him
@zoombini1831 3 роки тому
Someone who watched this definitely wrote that
@gwyngravitt7666 3 роки тому
@@zoombini1831 i’m sure it is but it’s still good
@amogus787 3 роки тому
I didn’t believe you, so I searched it, and omg you really weren’t kidding 😂
@asafupps 4 роки тому
“The most creative way to say nothing” how is that so accurate
@elmerwilber3308 4 роки тому
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@asafupps 4 роки тому
@@elmerwilber3308 *,*
@min_says_h3110 4 роки тому
'
@asafupps 4 роки тому
@@min_says_h3110 *-*
@ok-kf3qk 4 роки тому
^
@julio_is_coolio Рік тому
I would like to draw yalls attention to the only Pitbull lyric I actually like (aka don't think it's hot garbage): "Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me." -International Love
@silas-whatever 3 місяці тому
I've watched this video like 10 times and every single time Drew's terrified "Dalé??" at 4:11 and "Pretty pretty please with a chonky on top?" at 6:07 makes me laugh like an idiot
@beenvm 3 роки тому
Kurtis in this video: awkwardly being the third wheel on his two dads date
@fraise9493 3 роки тому
Fr
@fbiagent5616 3 роки тому
Not really, it’s just a strange man talking to himself, thinking there are other people
@curranfrank2854 3 роки тому
@@fbiagent5616 Were you surveilling them? Do you have proof they're the same person?
@Seanlynchthegrinch 3 роки тому
EXACTLY
@snaxolotol_7637 3 роки тому
@@curranfrank2854 They are. You can see the similarities .
@PrincessBMwebe 4 роки тому
Hearing Kurtis say “that badonkadonk” cleared my skin
@renshedd_960 4 роки тому
Princess Mwebe tImEstAmp PleAsE
@ghorestes 4 роки тому
@@renshedd_960 5:30
@morningloryplays2763 4 роки тому
.
@fazesmiteharvey4264 4 роки тому
😂
@axolotlbagel7950 4 роки тому
I lost 100 pounds after that
@HyperInkling 10 місяців тому
Danny, Drew AND Kurtis all in the same room?! … picture that with a kodak
@luciaarbogast 2 місяці тому
When I got my tonsils removed, I was wheeled into the operating room, and Hotel room by pitbul was blasting at full volume lol. I remember being knocked out around the egg white part💀
@lukushartmann5362 4 роки тому
Insane man films a video thinking he is three different people.
@camedialdamage8180 3 роки тому
One man is three people
@DarkBrandonnn 3 роки тому
Christianity in 1 youtube comment
@kal.e.4556 3 роки тому
@@DarkBrandonnn This is golden
@DarkBrandonnn 3 роки тому
@@kal.e.4556 No, this is patrick
@kal.e.4556 3 роки тому
@@DarkBrandonnn hi Patrick, I'm dad
@abelgamelin8836 4 роки тому
What’s funny is that kurtis looks the most hardcore out of the three but is actually the most innocent out of all of them.
@sarina3607 4 роки тому
hes a soft boy
@talkingtoawall5123 4 роки тому
@@sarina3607 nuu he's a HARD Boii (as he says he is xD)
@lyndaba865 4 роки тому
irrelevant but i love kurtis sm omg he's so 🥺🥺🥺
@vivgreen6872 4 роки тому
toe omfg same hes baby 🥺
@josephmckeage3336 4 роки тому
Must be the Mandela Effect
@maxkershner-hammond1841 2 роки тому
4:25 I'm not sure why that made me laugh so hard, but its absolute gold
@bespectacledheroine7292 2 роки тому
I started paying attention to the lyrics of modern pop 9-10 years ago and was looking around in bemusement, like is nobody else seeing this? It’s very validating to see distance putting into perspective for people how “not it” lyrics like these are.
@serixskylark 4 роки тому
I never realized how terrible these lyrics are
@QuinnEthanR 4 роки тому
I don't think anyone did tbh
@wind_fr 4 роки тому
Now you do.
@serixskylark 4 роки тому
Ankh how tf does that make me a simp lmao
@jewelsthecat5331 4 роки тому
SerixSkylark Same. Even with timber, I never noticed tho lyrics lmao.
@bintousillah9829 4 роки тому
Ankh Why does everyone use that word without knowing its meaning ?
@ServingOthers99 4 роки тому
Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke
@jessicacoldren4413 4 роки тому
this made me laugh out loud for reals
@itsdametime6376 4 роки тому
I tried this, it worked
@tenelum9865 4 роки тому
It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live.. Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls... Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS
@ServingOthers99 4 роки тому
Love y’all watch out for pitbull
@axolotlbagel7950 4 роки тому
My friend did it........I never saw them ever again.......
@kalliedeel 11 місяців тому
if it makes you feel better, the mazes and seacrest line is actually “What Im involved with is deeper than the Masons, baby, baby. My grannys from Cuba, But Im an American Idol getting money like Seacrest” which makes slightly more sense
@bitterestlem0n 2 роки тому
the "is that slang?" "for *WHAT??*" fucking kills me
@trinityb.6837 4 роки тому
"It's like, every lyric he has is a threat to an innocent woman" kurtis i love you
@schuesslerlauren 4 роки тому
That's my mayor
@idkwhatusernametouse5868 4 роки тому
he’s too easy to love
@killjinxx 4 роки тому
naura azizah your English is impeccable
@laycebug3260 4 роки тому
he’s always being a feminist
@retroscarecrow6841 4 роки тому
Yes mayor Kurtis of kurtistown
@moriartyssidekick 4 роки тому
Pitbull be like: _why waste time say lot word when few word do trick_
@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela 4 роки тому
less word money make
@alliecase7674 4 роки тому
diana this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
@jastell3725 4 роки тому
He’s speaking the language of the gods...... or maybe just Kevin....... or maybe they are the same things😮
@catsforever4258 4 роки тому
Are you saying Sea World, or see /the/ world
@Thawah 4 роки тому
HAHAHAHA
@gravikiran 2 роки тому
the amount of r@pe references in his lyrics 😭😭
@munkhjin9104 3 місяці тому
The way Drew read “My Granny’s from Cuba” line cracks me up SMOMAOOAOAJSJSBWBWJSJBW
@naikahara 4 роки тому
I completely lost it at "Lebanon also has issues with bombings"
@antitheticaldreamgirl 4 роки тому
same
@BeeVyr 4 роки тому
Lost what? I'll help you find it
@CookingMyWay 4 роки тому
As a magic Channel maybe I can help you.🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊💖
@ninevehsawa5068 4 роки тому
Where
@panickedantics7761 4 роки тому
Same! (ha ha ha)
@cassyw7852 4 роки тому
“The booty shot me” ...guess you could call it an.. *ASSault rifle*
@certifiedsploink 4 роки тому
oh god-
@Space_Pencil 4 роки тому
LOL
@mjfadeaway22 4 роки тому
Just as effective for shooting schools
@ServingOthers99 4 роки тому
Lil Wayne’s gonna use this in a song
@gitsurfer27 4 роки тому
THOTgun?
@bishop56 Рік тому
I love that they’re all giggling so much. Mostly Kurtis
@evanescence7583 2 роки тому
Pit bulls songs sound like he’s trying to remember Donkey Kongs name
@muretr2395 4 роки тому
Kurtis: light humor Danny: regular humor Drew: dark humor
@imdisappointedinyouson1487 4 роки тому
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
@pselk95 4 роки тому
I lIkE dArK HuMoR... AnD blEaCh
@ncrtrooper2856 4 роки тому
@@moonbeamguitar Truuu!
@unlacedshoe3696 4 роки тому
Kurtis: white shirt Danny: normal red shirt Drew: black jacket Drew is the only one whereing black and long hoodie and he is evil
@certifiedsploink 4 роки тому
@@moonbeamguitar yeah
@emilijamarinkovic3571 4 роки тому
I love how Kurtis is kinda shy around them
@thezephyred 4 роки тому
Emilija Marinkovic it's cuz he's babie 🥺
@rebeccaemily6203 4 роки тому
ikr it's so cute
@minikipp8549 4 роки тому
He’s like he’s their little brother
@someofyallaretoosensitive9465 4 роки тому
i love ur name
@cuttage638 4 роки тому
hes so cuteeeeee
@redwaytoo 3 місяці тому
1:19 "it's my chocolate attack"
@SophicSalt Рік тому
Kurtis is like the one in the friend group that gets pushed behind everyone when the sidewalk narrows
@camocrocs1490 3 роки тому
3:17 - 3:18 drew: **grabs danny** HEY danny: **grabs kurtis** HEY kurtis: *AAA*
@whyareyoureadingthis7911 3 роки тому
AAA Studios
@edgarsreviewsyt7902 3 роки тому
No more like hey HEY AAA
@user-xg2ig4wz9w 3 роки тому
Thanks I didn’t know that happened
@aaaaaa1955 2 роки тому
oh hey it's me
@sleepyexe644 2 роки тому
@@whyareyoureadingthis7911 foreshadowing
@pascal9394 3 роки тому
my 3 favorite youtubers: - greg - greg - budweiser
@merautu 3 роки тому
JEHFSKWNFBJF
@alpineforestscentedcandle 2 роки тому
Ah very clever very clever 😏
@aspenh05 2 роки тому
TRUEE
@cagedcorvid 2 роки тому
THIS IS CLEVER
@mangomango6964 2 роки тому
fucking sent me omfg 💀
@jameszilla2000 Рік тому
are we gonna ignore the fact that drew grabbed danny when the lyrics said “grab somebody sexy, tell ‘em hey” …maybe that one fanfic they read together wasn’t so inaccurate after all 🤔😳😟 this is a joke if you couldn’t tell
@stephaniejoobern1001 4 роки тому
Drew and Danny adopted a toy poodle and named it Kurtis? Very nice.
@whatab1613 4 роки тому
Stephanie Joobern ay! Danny adopted Drew’s son that was from Jake or Logan Paul👺
@pocketglove 4 роки тому
@AriBon PR there are only Kurtis and Drew Gonzalez
@thetitanty8012 4 роки тому
Who’s drew?
@ashlynnsmith369 4 роки тому
AriBon PR who’s drew I only see Danny
@OwOlord9000 4 роки тому
Very curly toy poodle. I wonder how Danny's other smol furry son feels about this.
@kaylagriffith 4 роки тому
Kurtis, blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
@isabellefleszar5851 4 роки тому
Kayla Griffith he won’t stop blinking, what does that mean????!
@OwOlord9000 4 роки тому
Kurtis.exe has stopped working.
@kaylagriffith 4 роки тому
Isabelle Fleszar HAHAHAHAHA.
@mekahmed 4 роки тому
@@CookingMyWay Click thin air?
@duckyducky541 4 роки тому
@@CookingMyWay Click the report button?
@that-evan-guy Рік тому
8:17 me when I make a merengue
@vedantbhard 2 роки тому
"in lebanon, the women are bomb" yo that didn't age very well.
@katie_bracco 4 роки тому
*Do you and Drew share custody for Kurtis?*
@hailmuse 4 роки тому
There's no contest, Dan is alone :'(
@bleckybob 4 роки тому
Sadly, this is just the same guy using camera tricks
@thenewpyt4331 4 роки тому
No, Danny is a single mom
@OwOlord9000 4 роки тому
And Drew is the Godmother.
@bthereal 4 роки тому
kustody
@senrioflove 4 роки тому
I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left
@itsmeemrys9221 4 роки тому
Are you okay?
@senrioflove 4 роки тому
@@itsmeemrys9221 yeah, but I got rediagnosed with asthma lmao
@LunaQur 4 роки тому
LETS DO IT THENN QUICKK
@thatrantinggirl7376 4 роки тому
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious....
@heyryanisonx3141 4 роки тому
You are truly greg
@Sarahkara1313 5 місяців тому
I love when Drew and Danny make videos with their son. This is the only family channel IIII support
@spaghettilawn-mower9620 2 роки тому
This is my favorite UKposts video ever and I rewatch it all the time
@emilysue81 4 роки тому
So maybe pitbull writes the songs in spanish and uses google translate to write them in english
@emilysue81 4 роки тому
@Rebecca Mason Este muchacho del biggity es un perro de diggity
@fm.9783 4 роки тому
Emily Heinen LMAOOOO
@rafie281 4 роки тому
Or the part of the brain that is used for writing/ literacy skills is nonexistent
@jasper3706 4 роки тому
@@rafie281 He knows more about sex than a five year old but less about language than a five year old, which is a weird contradiction
@hyde1893 4 роки тому
i've never been a pitbull fan so i never listened to his music in spanish, but now i HAVE to, i swear it's going to be just as ridiculous
@festivalcereal8795 4 роки тому
Drew: *grabs Danny when it says grab somebody sexy* Danny: *grabs Kurtis* 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑤 :(
@shadybeashooketh1911 4 роки тому
i'd grab Drew
@emmypushz 4 роки тому
Don’t worry drew I will grab you
@schuesslerlauren 4 роки тому
Kurtis was too innocent to grab Drew... ):
@mackyk_ 4 роки тому
The chat : *grabs drew*
@lenassdiary 4 роки тому
tragedy
@therandomestduck8787 2 роки тому
11:29 is all kids when they learn that the word ''butt'' is funny to people
@valkyrie9646 2 роки тому
That's so nice that Kurtis' mom let him play with the big boys.
@riven2715 4 роки тому
Kurtis on his channel by himself: 😎⛓😏 Kurtis collabing: 🤗🌷🌈
@supernova9563 4 роки тому
IKR LMAOO
@miss.mysterie 4 роки тому
💀💀LMFAO
@sana._.8040 4 роки тому
lollll
@meowrchl97 4 роки тому
What
@autumnfortier4400 4 роки тому
Don’t forget how tiny he looks compared to Danny and Drew
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