Fr 💀

Did that happen to you or someone you know?

And if your a guy it’s even worse I’m imagining the pain right now and ooh it does not seem good

@@MiVert nah just came to mind LOL

ayo never thought of that 💀💀

Markiplier used the first one in his self-defense products video

@@eyalm867no

But didn’t you see the clips of the dude bending a metal baseball bat?! It HAS to be real!

@@benfletcher8100the thing he’s using in that clip is not the tool they were advertising

Actually it is ​@@Eatcrackers399

BRO WHY YOU KEEP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE ;-;

What If it's turn on in my pocket and hit my balls☠️

No he spawned in

GREAT BASIC OBSERVATION!!!!!

@@I.F.O.Z._H.z.l.l._Limbo im 90% sure this guy bought this account and just has bots/indians just comment on random stuff

It really isnt. it is a silly ass "magic trick". I dunno what idiot decided they were anything useful, but they are not.

I've seen the first one tested buy someone that way. Still broke without doing anything. The guy I saw test it tried everything his comments told him to make it work. Nothing made it work.

I seen other vids on it and it’s still trash. So wtf are you talking about 😂😂

It doesn't work because it is a magic prop... The manufacturer himself said it is not suitable for self defense. I don't know which gargantuan moron had the idea to sell that thing as a self defense tool

It’s not for self defense at all it’s just a toy

What's the name of that second product? Will I find it if I just search self defense pocket stick?

@@rabbidguarddog I have no idea, how that thing is called.

​@@rabbidguarddogcollapsible baton

@@rabbidguarddogi heard they are called “black jacks” and also retractable baton

Ohh is actually “collapsible baton” but you can either search retractable or expandable baton

bro

Fr

FR

I dream

Lmao

Right...

Uhhh... wat?

Same

Same but instead a fish

Wrong video bud

Shut up and take my money

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Bro I got one of these and it sliced my finger I had to get stitches 😭😭😭

I’ll say it for you. That’s pretty average

​@@Jaytsc_VGood😊

Here before this blows up

“Clap clap clap clap” 😳

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Like this comment right here! 👇

AYO!!!​@@Biggie_737

What she said

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It's just super thin aluminum tightly wrapped. These things can barely even stand up without folding

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Nice now maybe he should take you on vacation !!!!!

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@@CONQUISTADOR79 what the f-

@@user-dq4nz1uv4d **confused**

​@@CONQUISTADOR79 Har

The second is a police baton... theyre really thick and effective...not nearly as compact, mine is 12" collapsed and extends 16" out... the propstick extends well beyond its capabilities. The only reason police batons work is because the third is solid, the other 2 are 1/4 inch thick pipes, and each section is 30% inside the previous one. Even so, 6 extensions is the maximum for steel not to begin to buckle. Its similar to how hydraulic pistons work on construction equipment: your not gonna bend one of those either😅

​@kevinsears7300 well technically just a baton, because the police would not use a sword shaped one, but I get it, semantics.

if you only had the first i think it would be best to attack with the extension itself and if that doesnt work just break it and use the sharp edges and if there arent any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@SpecterNeverSpectator its a modified police baton the way the AR15 is a modified M14 DMR. Putting a guard on a police batan doesnt make it a sword, just like replacing the wood stock and adding picatini rails doesnt make a DMR an assault rifle Politicians know this, they just cling to the Armalite companies AR, and expect the ignorant masses to support them in disarming the people and killing all the jews... (FROM TTHE RIVER TO THE SEA...refers to the Jordan river, Israels eastern border, and the medetranean, the western border... so they want to whipe out all of israel, including Jeruselam, the capitol of the jews... democrats ARE nazis, they just have a different name and live in a different country)

by simply using this thing called critical thinking. we should be able to analyze the situation.... basing it on your claim....you tend to memorize stuff.. wwhich led me to believe that you lack the aptitude..

Pocket straw bro

@@taylorbrown3222 What I mean is the first tool he reviewed. It's actually a magic tool and for some reason the Chinese call that tool a monkey stick 🤣

​​@@taylorbrown3222 I mean the first tool he reviewed. And actually it's a magic tool. For some reason, recently Chinese people have gone viral calling the stick a monkey stick 😂😂

Nyoibo

😂😂😂 🤐🤐🤬🤬🤬🐷🐷🐷🐷​@@taylorbrown3222

name?

Could you tell where to buy this?

​@@Sena121probably Amazon, but if you live in a state like California those might be illegal.

@@Alex_The_Barbearian That is not a problem, i live in germany where we cut our steaks with spoons cause knifes are illegal like everything else that could be used to hurt someone. Would recommend to just let yourself be robbed and stabbed and NOT punch the stabber, since you will go to jail longer than him if you hurt him. I would just put it on my wall to look at it cause its cool.

Well damn that's something😂😂​@@Sena121

Maximizing potential sales.

It’s why you don’t trust the Chinese market that sht is scammy

Dropshippers

They even swapped it out with a different tool when they were wacking stuff 💀

XD

it's really not that hard lmao

@@ihatesand222lol😂

Bro im done😂

fg yt? dij

true fact

😂😂

Or just buy a cheap smart bulb and use your phone like I do

Yeah best use for that device. Companies that put your life in danger for money should be sued.

I kinda skimmed over this first glance all I saw was “I want this stick in bed” I had to double take that shii 😂

i speak from experience those are a real pain in the *ss

I can’t tell if I’m dyslexic or if you’re dyslexic

@@sonb0t Why's that?

@@J1j181ywfa5q your comment made zero sense before you edited it

Guess im almost dyslexic too

How’d that go ?

Is that a amazing Spider-Man reference

drunk buy is a decease

They should have a return option “bought while drunk”

Gawd, yes! Or delirious at 4am. 😅 ​@@jakesnoz

It's California. Nothing makes sense there

U forgot bazooka n tanks hahaha 😂

You also can only have 1.5 inch otf knives. They basically only make them specifically for Californians

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Vives en un país de locos. Lol

NAHHHHH

😏😏😏😏😏 that will be fun

Nooooooo🤣🪦

​@@jd77_ bro got hugh neutroned

Your weight would stop if from going off

It would just get stuck

While shopping? Interesting never thought

Never thought someone could miss spell shipping that bad

​@@RupertOWwdym i and o are right next to each other

Would bend all up in the box looked like aluminum lmao

He's actually dressed as Vector from the movie Despicable Me

@@meagandaniels5290its just a joke

Yeah they realized their mistakes when they black washed and their horrible jokes. They fix the races of the characters and weaponized them so no one could harm them, pretty sad.

I want to like this, but the count is perfect.

Your mere existence is wightwashing thats some nerve! ​@GoldenCoola91

Probably shopping with his sister

Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

Metal Bat's metal bat is indestructible

​@@makotoren7266the video says otherwise

"omg metal bat from strong ballsground!!" ☝️🤓

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AIN'T NO WAY BRUH 😂

Dude💀

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Nahhh that's crazy 💀

Onde compra o segundo?

@@FamiliaMotoca É uma questão de conferir sites como Alibaba, AliExpress, Amazon.

​@@FamiliaMotocathey can only be found in the emergency cabinet at little caesers

If anything, the staves can be used with both slash and stab moves, so you can try relying on stabs only (which this thing will likely survive), and by my own experience those can be a neat thing for a street combat against an inexperienced opponent. The problem is, stabbing, although it has a really nice reach, is more of an unexpected additional attack should you use a staff, as the biggest advantage - should you want that ambulance to have much fun that is - is using the very fast slash moves to actually render the opponent defenseless (sometimes involving some bone fracture). No idea if this thing can be used for those too, as the fact it can't break a brick means nothing, - neither your hand, or a leg or a rib, can ;)

@@FamiliaMotoca Tentei colocar o link mas não deixa, excluem meus comentários, mas você pode procurar no Google

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علا 😮😂أأأأ ​@@keonyang3332

DUDE

YOU DID NOT 💀

Lol

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I was searching for this comment only 😂😂

Me: uh... it was ladybug

Yep

ありがとう

I'M TRYING TO STOP UTTP

Ayden Pearce type shit lol

Gracias

What, you don't keep bricks under your desk?

Excuse me those are CINDERBLOCKS 🤓🤓🤓

@@dustenekoes28 brick, cinderblock, they box hurt the same.

Two cinderblocks, and one brick

safekeeping 😊

😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😅

It's Vector!

​@@weegee9072 🤓

Lmao

Let him cook, he's making me money 😅.

Every single one except for the legendary Welcome Sign for Front Door, Interchangeable Welcome Sign with 4 Seasonal Wreaths & 20 Customizable Icons, Rustic Wooden Welcome Home Sign - Christmas Door Decorations Farmhouse Decor and Housewarming

I wonder where he keeps em😂😂 he should show oneday

​@@bigboi9856what.😂

Once's he's done with Amazon, he's gonna come for CostCo.

Gente cortei minha mão toda usando isso

-every femboy :3

I love my corolla

​@@daanbos5918wtf💀

Ты❤❤❤

No sirve no empuja por que se dobla antes de golpear

저거 마술도구입니다.

Ann

Unless you hit it with a surprise move straight to the face I don't see how that extensive pole can be useful

Mythology joke

Fr

🙈

Fhtrfrfet❤

Find the dragon balls. Look out for them all.

It’s like a demon slayer sword

Fr

Bro he’s talking bout the staff

No way really ​@@eazye1196?

@@eazye1196 that’s not what I meant you know how if you don’t use the demon slayer sword right it could break that’s what I meant

Does a whole ass intro before getting his stick put

OMG I WAS THINKING OF TAHT

:0000 tienen razón

Ikr❤

Womp womp

I think he’s on mars now

@@thepolarianempireyeah

Most underrated comment

😂dksjdow ggff

Lo

@@veronicaperalta7950what are you saying not even good translate can translate that

@@Onepunch_-man.she’s speaking gibberish because it was so funny or something lol

LOL!!!

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Dam just dam

​@@Itzmepupluvr٠

danggg

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

ahh~😫 that hurts~

@@ANTI-SUS-UTSM405 AYO

Thats not possible. First one got the button that you have to push with your thumb, so you always have it in hand in correct direction. With second one you have to swing it to open and it's just not working if you are holding it wrong way.

it only opens in a certain direction

and imagine it hit someone through your pocket and you reply by saying sorry i had a boner ☠

Mine goes off every once in a while in the club, they just rub into it.

Man thats already a bad start, walking into a club is gonna hurt already and then this shit happens? Im just gonna let the caveman fuck my ass at that point

Thousands ways to die lol 😂

somone would probably thought you have an insane er*ction 😂

He, uh, put them there before the video started..

Where else would he keep them?

Yup

No

Yes

@@Jett_VanLandingham no

@@luis0586yes

Yea dudes takin the title 💪

You dont keep cinder blocks under your desk just in case?

hobeiei🎉🎉🎉🎉😅❤😂😂😅

He's not your bro.

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​@@sencercaglar470aslicaglar This man is on Shakespeare levels of writing. 10/10 This story had me in tears.

I hope it's not a shower it should be a show'er English is fucked how is shower and shower suppose to sound different to those who don't speak English when it looks the same. 😂

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my 2 inch Excalibur will win!

@@graybeard7605 💀

you mean so small not even atomic samurai would cut it

​@@user-ip9ew6xk5qbro💀

which is quite easy if the attacker is stronger than you use a taser

Not the italicized skull emoji😂

Yeah, he's always streaming on the moon