I hope you guys enjoy this! I truly appreciate each like and comment*, they really help get my videos in front of more people. I'd love to put a tour together, visiting as many places in the US as I possibly can**, as well as Europe and (whisper it...) the Rest of the World***. Every person in a new place who sees my videos for the first time is a potential new fan who can make that dream happen, so thank you so much for all of you who support me by engaging with and sharing my silly little raps. If you're in Perth, I'd love to see you at one of my shows in the coming weeks: fringeworld.com.au/whats_on?keyword=Chris+Turner%3A&rating%5B%5D=PG&rating%5B%5D=M&view=Events Thanks! Chris *except the mean ones, which I print out, rub with tuna and feed to my cat **even you, Florida (just kidding, I love ya really) ***even you, Vatican City (though I'm not sure they have a comedy club there)

Artist: Chris Turner Album: College Tour Track 1: *Circumcisions in the Dark*

If Eminem had good parents:

My brain still can't compute this man. It's not only his lyrical mastery, but his general culture as well, the part where he goes into the World Series I was like "he knows how the local teams fared O_O". I'm pretty sure he can obliterate anyone in a freestyle face-off...

This guy has the perfect looks to play Tintin in a live action Tintin movie. Make it happen!

Now that's a proper gentleman.

Im a pretty big hiphop head and this guy is amongst the best freestylers ive ever heard. Love how he takes suggestions from the crowd so you know it's off the top too. Fuckin amazing how he does it

He must be a Kingsmen.

This dude could walk in to any hood and leave with a security detail.

I am a middle aged black guy from London who has followed freestyle rap for decades. This is one of the most remarkable things I have seen in the genre. Simple as that. If I was being critical, I could say that the beat is a bit lame and safe, and also that the tone of Chris's voice lacks texture, but that would be missing the point. As regards sheer creativity and "spitting off the top of the dome", this takes some beating. Amazing talent. Thanks for sharing. You are destined for big things.

I'd like to see him blow up so that everyone can witness the high bar he has set with freestyles.

I remember him when he was a young stand-up comic. He has natural talent. Clever and respectful.

A bit disappointed with the suggestions unviversity crowd.

The fact that he has so much general information about all sorts of things which he raps very well about while making the crowd laugh is unbelievable. i salute this man.

I liked how he forgot Loans and asked for help... brilliant.

He's like a privately educated Eminem with an IQ well into triple figures

Dude, get on the streets of NY. You’ll blow everyone’s mind with your freestyle.

At this point I'm not even surprised when Chris somehow manages to make up a rap on the spot anymore, he's so incredible the thought of him not being able to do it doesn't even cross my mind. What does, however, surprise me every single time is his breadth of knowledge, he's not like a PhD in everything, but he's got enough of an understanding that he can work clever jokes into the raps based on the inner workings of something for nearly every topic I've heard him use. He's not just thinking of the words people say and working towards something that rhymes with it, he's thinking of the concept people suggest and working towards jokes about the finer details of that concept.

Elon musk is an incredible human being, Billionaire Genius Philantropist Playboy and now Slim Shady in a suit. wow..

There are many different levels of genius, and this is one

Working the crowd from within the crowd is an interesting dynamic. Of course, it didn't knock Chris off his game one bit. He's a true professional.

As a lad from the North West its great seeing 'one of our own' doing so well and teaching those over the pond a thing or two, amazing skill and humour ... keep it up Chris

How the fuck does he come up with clever rhymes about unexpected topics in such short time wihout choking? This is unfathomable to me, this level of quick creativity. I wish I could be in his head to see what happens when he performs

I think this is what happens when you find your natural talent and you grow it to the fullest of your potential. Amazing is all I can say.

I was smiling and laughing throughout the whole video, honestly speechless, this man deserves alot more recognition,

I'd feel quite pleased with myself just remembering the subjects. Without even assembling them into something entertaining...

Loved this video, being able to see the audience react in disbelief. You're the best thing on UKposts man. I've been following you for 3-4 years now, since you only had a couple of videos from those gigs in Brighton and I'd periodically check in and wonder how the hell someone so talented only had a few hundred followers. I just looked now and see you're up to almost 200k. It's a real pleasure to see you grow in popularity, and it's still not nearly as much as you deserve. Well done.

Could someone drop a link to the video with 9th century crop rotation?! I'm unable to find it and it's been mentioned for way too long to ignore

Insane! Probably have to watch all his videos now...

This is what real freestyling is, and everyone knows for sure In the freestyle era of 2006 there were people spitting writtens and beating people that were freestyling very well (broke my heart). It always bugged me, since I was one of the few people who could consistently know who was freestlying and who wasn't, based on the filler and the planted words If we give the rappers topics though, they are stuck with their natural talent only, and no writtens are allowed or can be used This is the most honest freestyle form

This one might be my favourite yet. Smooth beat, topics rolling off like raindrops and people having so much fun. Keep topping yourself Chris, you're great!

The rebuttal to the World Series suggestion was gold 😂. That stumped reference was pure genius.

Chris is a freestyle techdog, through and through, pure skill, 100% satisfaction guaranteed . Enjoy !

This is a truly awesome example of real harmony, everything just flows without effort, without trying. It's essence or nature is pure zen, the mind firing in perfect synchronisation. It's amazing to watch - thank you.

Just to wish you an excellent start to the New Year! You always amaze and I'm so thrilled that each year, more of the world gets to learn about the talent that is Chris Turner. I can't wait to see you perform live! Keep up the sterling work!

This came up on my recommendation and I can’t believe how talented you are. I am addicted to your videos

My boi Chris is like a walking encyclopedia he knows his stuff

Chris Turner never lets us down, he deserves all the recognition. I'll be watching his videos til he hits one mil and way after. Awesome freestyle bro, keep them coming!

You’re way underrated.

Was wondering why this was constantly in the suggestions...holy shit that was awesome!

This dude is insane everytime I watch him.

He nailed that part where he forgot the last word totally and turned it into a big win! Well done mate!

You are amazing. Never stop!

seriously this is talent

I really need to see a freestyle rap battle between Chris and Eminem... I honestly don't know who would win

Its 4:30 am but i have to listen to this first 👍 sleep can wait a little longer

This is the 1st time I watched so much videos in one channel. I love your work mate

Awesome as always

Man, if I could choose five topics, it would be: 1) Haiku poems 2) Disney Villains 3) Schrödinger's cat 4) Last decimal of Pi 5) Why aliens always visits rural USA.

Chris has an amazing mind, that's for sure.

that was a nice combo suggestion! this rap is gonna be lit!

In the middle of a Chris Turner binge and get more impressed with each video. Simply unbelievable!!

This should be my next birthday haha Might be awkward when there is only 5 people there, but hey, that's 1 suggestion each!

I'd love to see you in a Rap Battle.

Amazing Chris! Always a great start to my day hearing you blast it out 🚀

Great stuff as always buddy 👏🏽

I sometimes pray to chris , because he's a hardworking intellectual person who built himself like that

10/10 awesome set as ever

You are amazing talent! Keep doing this Chris.

outstanding wow!!!!!!!!!! , i was putting the images in my head as you were singing it. Cant wait for some freestyle rap video's @Chris Turner!!!!!! god bless and thank you for making my day!

The Guy who suggested 'ninth century crop rotation'- "I think I may have Peaked"

Was lowkey hoping you would still throw "say it Dave" in there somewhere. Still insanely well done!

putting this together is amazing enough but to make it funny is another level. he's so well educated on many subjects and so sharp

Watched quite a few of these now. That was brilliant. Looking very dapper in that suit Chris! It was great to see how the crowd went from being a bit cold and stuffy to absolutely loving you.

so good i had to watch twice

I am stunned like always..

Awesome Chris. Keep up the good work. This is the second one I saw. Look forward to a lot more

You killed it bro. That was quite smooth.

This one guy has more lyrical skillz than I've heard from all radio rappers combined from the past 10 years.

From 6:23 .... the way he introduced student loan was pure genius. This guy could easily have been a neurosurgeon if he wanted to!

Amazing to watch him every time, I got deeply respect for him!

This made my day...... not only hilarious but talented 👏🏼👏🏼

That’s a level of confidence one can only dream of. Winning 👌

The 8 dislikes are the other Chris turners from parallel universe's who aint doing as good

One of his best. I say this every time

He is the connoisseur of Freestyle Rap .

It would be perfect if you would say "say it Dave" when you have forgot last suggestion :)

Pre-Chris me: Friday’s are the best! Post-Chris me: Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday!

Love how you can rap a story with soo much animation. So talented!

Insanely good as always. Big fan of this guy, what a talent. And charisma to boot. One of the hardest things must be just remembering 5 topics, as I think we saw here!

He doesn't do it for the applause, he does it for the reaction before he starts

Everyone go check out his live-streams. You can ask for him to rap about whatever you want . It’s awesome go check it out!

They. Just. Keep. Getting. BETTER! 🙌

great stuff. keep it up!

This is some of the best freestyle rap I've ever seen. Wtf.

Epic rap battles of history Chris vs Eminem

This is my favourite one yet. What a masterpiece!

love this guy he is so clever and really just wow

This guys subtitles are on point as much as his spitting

Kickin' off 2020 in a suit with no money, in some meeting with some people who thought this wouldn't be funny.

absolutely killed it yet again

Love your stuff Chris! I've heard it all. You're awesome.

Chris Turner vs Eminem: 🔥🤯

In my wife's words " I think you have a crush on this guy" Me: *watching another Chris Turner video* "yes...yes i do" 😂

Legend

Amazing. True contender for one of the best

I never would’ve thought I’d see Nigel Farage Jr. rapping.

bro this man gotta go against harry mack.id pay to see that.

How are you not over a million subs already, this is mind boggling how you keep it going. Awesome job, keep sharing your gift man.

So on fire bro!! Yessssss!!!