I'd like to thank the product team for helping me look like I'm involved in a conference call while I bliss out to Reggae at my desk.
@k8s3476 місяців тому
😅😅😅
@turdgirl1Рік тому
My family thinks if I’m not in a call it’s cool for them to barge in or yell for me. So I just play this loudly during needed focus time. Never delete this.
@notjustadevРік тому
Lol, same 😂
@FlowMediaGroupРік тому
Yo, tell me why this is why I'm here also.
@anifedРік тому
Lmao
@Rajmanov8 місяців тому
download it
@TeW33zy8 місяців тому
That’s why I am here also 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@EmilyAlwayzРік тому
Thank you for this, production team! My Mother in Law thinks I'm working as she visits.
@sakshibahuguna1672Рік тому
same here
@whitneyfarrell89759 місяців тому
@@sakshibahuguna1672 Same
@heather30394 місяці тому
I'm hollering
@mickivanreingold8 місяців тому
when you get so into the meeting you start listening to it and have a great idea but you realize you cannot contribute since this is on youtube.
@joaorenato818629 днів тому
I love these call videos, my family never lets me work cause they think that if I'm not in a call I'm not working. So I just play this out loud in my laptop and I can finally work!!!!
@deansimpson2412 днів тому
i throw in my earbuds and hit mute on the screen. people dont even try to talk to me
@SevenOfHeartz11 місяців тому
I love this video. Pretending I’m in a meeting while avoiding another one! 😊
@RoseBaker-tp6bg3 дні тому
Thank you for giving me 30 minutes of relief from my kids!
@tobialexander134618 днів тому
MAKE SURE ITS TUESDAY when you play this out loud. At the end he says, “Have a great Tuesday”. I’m lucky today was actually Tuesday 😂
@edenyanaitis6199Рік тому
I lucked out SO much cause I play these videos so my roommate leaves me alone and today just so happened to be a Tuesday so when y'all said "have a good rest of your Tuesday" at the end I was like WHEW
@sexysputnikРік тому
Great call out. I'm going to have to "hang up before everyone else does".
@alyciamorgan79394 місяці тому
Literally me rn for the same reason on a Tuesday LOL
@allison43503 місяці тому
Oh my gosh today's a Tuesday for me too lmao
@TheBoondoggler8 місяців тому
The more I watch this video, the more I want to get involved in their project
@eshurtz784 місяці тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnburt223 місяці тому
Same
@Nilvolentibusje6 місяців тому
Having this open a few times now, to facade my productivity. I am part of this product team now, Not sure what we are producing, but let's do it!
@meganfetchhappen24 дні тому
Thank you Product Team for helping me dodge a coworker that keeps asking me to Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie concerts. I'm too busy discussing Dogfooding to fight off his advances.
@wellthatsuckslol8207Рік тому
Everytime I play this from my WFH office, my dad leaves the house!! Thank you LOL Working from home is hard work. Shoutout to all my homies ^.^ literally...
@josetteosman812111 місяців тому
😂😂
@heenakhandare6224Рік тому
Thank you team .... I jus lost my job but didn't tell my family . I will use it till I find new job
@WolfStory9 місяців тому
Lol same here.
@katelynandadam38 місяців тому
Did you get a new job? Spill the tea.
@Omen4658 місяців тому
See you at McDonald's
@WolfStory8 місяців тому
@@Omen465 Making fun of someone who lost their job. Class, real class. What a loser.
@cityboydanny17587 місяців тому
Same here
@wqs6 місяців тому
The zoom boxes from this video are ingrained on my screen, thats how much I am obsessed with this meeting. Thank you
@shubhradeewan9653Місяць тому
This video helps me sleep. Thank you guys. You're my white noise. ❤
@BarbCyberSurf7 місяців тому
lmbooooo this is the world we are apart of now. I use this as a bluffer too. just to give others confirmation "I'm busy, doing important things". so .....
@alishanorris51614 місяці тому
So I am a very passive person and as a supervisor my team AND MANAGER thinks I have all the time in the world to do all the things. I love having this in the background so I can actually get work done! You guys rock and it's so realistic! LOL The best!
@msandoval3038 місяців тому
Guy on top ate about 500 peanuts during the whole meeting!! lol
@VisaFan81Рік тому
20min into I freaked out for a sec thinking all this time I'm on a zoom call without my shirt on!
@jkanyceРік тому
Thank you for this!!! LOL I also just want to be left alone in my room while "working online."
@kalimistakidou91033 місяці тому
I am now a subscriber! Thank you to the product team!
@yinnetteolivoРік тому
Thanks guys! use this all the time 5 stars... Also... good catch kenny!
@lalaSoirubi9 місяців тому
Its always dificult work at home, with this video just played and no one botherme please never deleteeed!!!
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
Facadan gözlemci olarak katildığım icin cok mutlu olmuştum teşkur ederim burda yine bir arada olmak şahane oldu benim."
@niconinefoe7 місяців тому
Thanks just had a week straight of meetings! In reality I’ve been listening to podcasts and watching Hulu. 👍🏽
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
Ögrencileriniz cok şanslı
@bobwaite663011 місяців тому
I am also here because of a spouse that doesn't understand home and work boundaries
@WolfStory9 місяців тому
Yep same here. Its sad that I have to resort to having this play in the background... but If I dont I have a spouse that only thinks of herself and thinks its ok to barge into my office to tell me about what she wants to order on Amazon (of course I have to pay for it).
@suhailulaslam83 місяці тому
We all are here for same rason . Love these comments 🤣
@mello20293 місяці тому
Had this on the background to keep fam away from my home office. At one point I almost raised my hand to ask a question during the meeting 🤭
@eshurtz784 місяці тому
Just thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Also, it sounds like 90% of the meetings that I'm actually in!!!!! lol
@JonathanTorresjtРік тому
love this thanks!
@mattviti4749Рік тому
lol my girlfriend thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@josetteosman812111 місяців тому
😂😂
@KlearChristal10 місяців тому
She deserves better
@WolfStory9 місяців тому
@@KlearChristal Umm and why is that? Because she is simply a female? Why do people think they 'deserve' something. Here's a secret for you... You're not special.. you do NOT deserve anything. Grow up.
@Zafaryabism6 місяців тому
Thank you! This video helps everyone believe I am doing something productive which is false because why in god's name would I do that?
@euph0ricdelight5 місяців тому
Ahhhh I love how these people use essentially the same acronyms as my company, which is in an entirely different industry.
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
iyi yayınlar hicam iyi dersler
@nelnav12229 місяців тому
someday... i dont know when or how.... but ill be working in a product team like this... amèn
@flyingwiththewordsМісяць тому
good luck! you can do it!!
@bizlifekarenРік тому
Thanks! Now my landlord leave me alone all morning and while cooking!
@Autumn-jz8bw4 дні тому
my landlord is why I came here, too
@strauts_mediaРік тому
This was very helpful!
@hongkongers399310 місяців тому
hahahahahaha!! I just randomly to type "pretend meeting audio" . And here it is LOL
@lewisuribeДень тому
I just applied to this company, I feel that my strong background working in groups could expedite some of the solutions that were needed during this meeting. JK!!! Have a good day! Cheers!
@darsuraМісяць тому
Hiding in my parents' attic. It helps there's a Daniel shout-out at the start of the call
@MrWalrusBot3 місяці тому
avoiding a door to door salesman I dont want to talk to so I'm playing this at full volume
@kat60615 місяців тому
Using this so my landlord doesn’t come in the room where I’m hiding my cat lmaooo.
@DH-zk6hq3 місяці тому
That is pure gold hahaha
@trinityjones75702 місяці тому
HAHAHAHA that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Inspections time!
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
Tum eğitimciler siz ornek alsa ne iyi olur ❤
@martinfernandezceanМісяць тому
thhhhhnnnkkkk youu!!
@sonalgarg274611 місяців тому
This was really helpful thanku😊
@missbooklover110Рік тому
Love the Honk at 11:30
@VisaFan81Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣
@jackiesmith68266 місяців тому
Are they saying dog fooding??
@madamebutterfly85110 місяців тому
Even though I came here for background noise, what is hilarious is that my agency hired a software company to help us build some simple software to track clients and appointments for mental health counseling. We had to sit on these teams with like 8 software techs that were talking this foreign language and saying things like "Scrum" and "dev ops" and "sprint" and none of us knew what was going on! I just realized this is not fake but this is totally 100% these peoples jobs!
@TheBoondoggler8 місяців тому
So is this basically a "full stack" product dev team?
@jadanjohnson7299 місяців тому
V y tugging is the best
@v4mp3r99Рік тому
830 pm
@fitt25894 місяці тому
Thank you guys, you are the heroes of our time!!!
@dimastadeu6 місяців тому
I just do like a umhum each 5 min, so it seems I´m totally engaged
@johnburt223 місяці тому
If they say “synchronize “ one more time… I’m going to unmute and say something! LOL
@Michael-uw3lkМісяць тому
I wonder how many people in this meeting are just "ribbon cutters" lol
@micahsmith75276 місяців тому
I listened to this as white noise to a nap.
@arpitjain1964Місяць тому
😂😂😂 Nice idea
@ammarriyaz160925 днів тому
This is the last generation of having an innocent parents
@robleake367423 дні тому
Dogfooding bro!!
@nutthaponrathie7145Місяць тому
Meeting Minutes - Product Team Meeting - 2019-07-09 Attendees: Scott, Daniel, Virginia, Fabia, Jessica, Carina, Kenny, James, Christopher, Josh, Luca, Kareem (partial list) Reminders: 1. Upcoming book club on "Inspired" on August 7th. The book will be added to new hire onboarding doc. 2. Interview spreadsheet with customer contacts has been populated by Sales team. PMs to follow up promptly. 3. Engagement survey to be run monthly in Q3. Some team members did not receive the survey email - Jessica to resend. 4. Goal of at least 3 customer interviews per PM. Update the OKR issue if not done already. 3 weeks left in Q2 to hit the goal. 5. Category maturity page - review forecasts and update if needed. Charts make it easier to assess achievability. Team Updates: - Hired Gabe Weaver as 3rd Manage PM and Dov Hershkovitz for API monitoring - B2B worked with Christy and David to change language around customer results in the handbook 1-2-1-2 Kickoff Feedback: - Screenshots helped, but many issues did not have them yet as UX/frontend work is pending - Top track was more problem-focused, which is good. Some could improve further. - Ran over time due to number of speakers. Suggestions: group related items, be concise and use recorded video for technical deep dives. - Over 500k-1M views on UKposts. Consider revamping format before next kickoff to accommodate growing team. Create issue to evaluate alternatives. Other Topics: - James shared plans for a product discovery sprint in the Source Code group to solve performance issues. Will share learnings. - Christopher highlighted recent outages impacting customers. An infrastructure development board has been set up to prioritize related issues. PM awareness needed on performance impact of new features. - Karina submitted an MR to the product handbook on dual-track agile to improve on-time delivery. An experiment is running in Release. Oversized issues need more upfront discovery. - Josh renamed "promise" label to "planning priority" to flag issues with conditional dependencies. Should only be applied by responsible PM. Action Items: - Create issue to evaluate 1-2-1-2 kickoff format alternatives (Kenny) - Share learnings from product discovery sprint (James) - Provide input on dual-track agile handbook update (all) Next meeting: Tuesday, August 6, 2019
@yaro80643 місяці тому
east.
@sirprancealott200311 місяців тому
My Parole Officer now thinks I have a job! Thanks!
@limpingsherpa11 місяців тому
I literally spit coffee on my keyboard when i read this. Maybe it hit a little too close to home...? Hilarious!!
@chinmoyroy26443 місяці тому
No Indians in this call. How
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
Slm
@masikioking11 місяців тому
20 people on a call x 42 mins = totalling 14 hours for one meeting lol madnes utilisation
@nickp383610 місяців тому
How much time do you think the process of including 20 people on an email (where all need to be involved in the discussion) takes??
@masikioking7 місяців тому
@@nickp3836 honestly trying to get 3 people is hard enough let alone all of them, but hey I thank you for making the video regardless :)
@larryenglish89003 місяці тому
cute brunette w accent is basically eating lunch behind her hands
@averysandy1362Рік тому
Why
@SquishybuttEnterprisesРік тому
I work from home. When I play this audio, my kids think I'm in a meeting, and they actually leave me alone.
@jaxonwebРік тому
Why not?
@bichugang5332Рік тому
@mahakbhandari63946 місяців тому
I dance
@yaro80643 місяці тому
have not
@Retire80alreadyМісяць тому
Pretty sure this company has collapsed by now. If not I’ll not shave and scratch my neck during any call. I can Manage that.
@lutfiye.oymak.11 місяців тому
Hocam sizin numaranızı verirseniz sizinle benim yaptığım hipnoo terapi sifa calışmam icin goruşlerinizi almak isterim mumkunmudur
@alfancenabarrett92069 місяців тому
Villair. Barrett 😅
@alfancenabarrett920627 днів тому
Mom 2:54
@katelynandadam38 місяців тому
I was trying to avoid talking to my landlord, so I left this playing loudly and was like, "Sorry in a meeting."