And overdosing on cat medication. lol

I dont see a problem with this obviously sane woman doing that

She was in "characater". 40:30

Method acting at its best.

"I'm the most normal business person with noble intentions, you must take me seriously, nyah, nyah, give me scritches, daddy uwu"

Dan Finnegan Hilarious 🤣

I saw that too. XD

W E H A V E N O C A T S K A T H L E E N

*destroyed.*

Oh God.

Diane being an SCP would make sense.

​@@JoeTACShe'd be a fucking terrifying scp

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq what would her anomalous abilities be?

@@PRGME7 Victims who have suffered extended exposure to SCP-7201, be it through social media or physical contact, report auditory hallucinations such as circus music and clown horns. The effect, however, will slowly fade away once contact with SCP-7201 has ended, and takes approximately 36 hours to completely disepate.

MMP Foundation

Kathleen was the Veronica trying to slap the Elder to reality. For friggin' shame.

Ring a ding meow purr.

@@MrLego3160 Hey, there's the high roller.

Ain't that a cat in the basement

Facebook disliked that.

"Maybe you should speak to manager? That might cheer you up." "But doc... I am the manager."

She became the very thing that she swore to destroy

@@arlisbloxer05 you were supposed to destroy the Managers, not join them!!

Karen

@@young321bookie this comment confuses me. isn't the whole nazi anti jewish thing that they are too good at running businesses and banks?

Not just your personal life if you post it online

@@kirkbupkis There is a huge difference between someone posting their personal life online and an employer digging through their social media and posting about it on an official company account in an attempt to smear them.

I agree. The cat fetish employee was still a degenerate though.

​@@colonelsanders1349Oh? Who did it harm? It's their business.

@@colonelsanders1349 degeneracy is a word cowards hide behind when they have nothing of value to say but want to look down on those that are different than them please improve as a person

I agree, 100%. There is her general behavior & decisions, obviously, but also there are certain posts & messages where I'm pretty confident I know what "stage" of intoxication she was at! Like....randomly messaging Kathleen in the middle of the night...Totally in the "I don't care lol fuck everything" stage, after she had been drinking for hours and finally failed to stop herself from going online and sending those emails to her employees (& posting shit on Facebook). Only to come to later, see Kathleen's reply, and act surprised when Kathleen takes her email seriously and treats it like a serious, official, sober email from her boss, discussing whether or not she should be employed...and *not* just a drunk ramble from a drunk friend who is venting and not at all considering the consequences of what they're saying, who wouldn't send that email if they were sober...or if they did, they at least wouldn't be surprised at their employee's reply & act totally different in their own reply. ... Then there's bringing up Kathleen's "sex life" totally randomly & out of place - tacked onto a post: definitely angry, near black out rage typing. Followed by her quickly dropping the whole "Kathleen's sex life" topic & avoiding the criticism, while still clearly understanding that it wasn't wise to post about it like that to her business social media page...only to randomly post about it again, out of the blue, in the middle of the night, *months* later...for no clear reason. Besides being black out drunk & angry, which I'm convinced she was when she posted about Kathleen's sex life again. And then randomly sharing the link to Kathleen's video about her kink stuff or whatever?? Yeah, I'm convinced she was drunk as HELL and rage posting again, with no thought for the consequences. .... Sorry /end rant lol ✌ She is definitely an energetic and angry drunk - which is something I can relate to. _(Especially before I got my mental illnesses medicated & under control.)_

​@@sorryifoldcomment8596This was super insightful. It all makes sense now.

I know her type too well. The guilt/shame over her drinking probably made her lash out even more at people around her so she didn't have to blame herself.

Exactly what I thought too.

I wasnt 100% sure until around 30:15 with all the typos. Before that I thought maybe ambien or adderall or something.

He Need Some Milk she was a soul bonder to her cats XD

Cool it with the antisemitism, FishTycoon

@@dede276 FINALLY! Someone makes use of this pfp for comedic relief reference! Kudos, well done. It's been months posting setups, but you're the first. Sincerely, well done.

Generical FishTycoon the thing is nobody really cares if you bait people into doing it, you are just making a fool of yourself

@@genericalfishtycoon3853 What the fuck is your fucking problem?

Meow meow...PURR!!!

Meow... Meow... Purr!

I’m dying inside listening to it

as a total coincidence, it gives me life every time.

I love how he reads every comment exactly as written "characater" and "T here" for example lmao ( 40:40 )

I noticed that too. She was very professional in her responses and came off endearing

To be fair…I’d be put off if someone I just met and was hiring just randomly told me they had two boyfriends. I sure af don’t tell employers ANYTHING about my personal life until absolutely necessary. Worked somewhere an entire year once before my boss knew I had a kid. Sharing too much about your personal life just isn’t professional. Unfortunately for Kathleen, the person she was working for was also unprofessional and shouldn’t have put her on blast like that.

​@@Mod0308 to be fair, Kathleen did mention that one of her boyfriends contributed work for the business, so Diane very much couldve learned via that. Either way, I doubt Kathleen just announced it to Diane one day, it realistically wouldve come up in casual conversation soon enough, or something along those lines (especially for someone like Diane, who blurs the line between professionalism and personalness so often it might as well be an ombre)

Nah Kathleen is a degenerate that dresses up as a cat and has multiple partners.

Kathleen is bae. Honestly I have nothing but appreciation to how humble, professional and kind she was during all of it. I can't imagine the strength of the passion that would allow her to work for someone like Diane for so long and do so much and still deal with her so professionally even after she's gone on facebook rants about her love life. Kathleen, if you're seeing this, know that you're a remarkable person and I really hope you're living your best life.

Anybody claiming things like this tend to be lying.

@Fanjo 24 You can't fool me. I know you are a Mars alien with six legs and goggly eyes watching this video on your Mars alien iphone pretending to be a human male. I read that on newspaper.

A top intellectual

Taking otherkin to a whole nother level lol

Her lunatic ravings sound a lot like another "very stable genius" I know of.

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Do you wanna know how I got these cats?

I hate this.

what do you get, when you cross a mentally ill alcoholic cat lady, with a society that abandons her and treats her like thrash over facebook?

A true antihero

What you’re feeling is compassion. I know it’s strange and new

Only an internet commenter would allow themselves to hate someone they don’t even know based on one video to the extent where they’re shocked when they feel something

@@maddieb.4282 I said "dislike", not hate. Chill. I'm talking about how most videos that talk about someone like this don't humanize them by even that little amount.

​@@maddieb.4282 Most people tend to hate animal abusers Maddie

Proud of you, you got this

She is definitely an alcoholic. :/ Thank you for sharing your perspective, as some people tend to downplay the effects of alcohol - especially in the name of "it's not an excuse," even when no one is trying to excuse the behavior. It's not an excuse, but it is important, and the role alcoholism played in the story of Purr Cat Cafe is undeniable...as well as relevant, considering how much of it is centered on Diane ranting on social media. Likely drunk rage posting. I'm 99% positive Diane had alcohol in her system while typing out all this stuff. I genuinely believe this story would have gone completely differently had Diane not been abusing alcohol the whole time (so always either drunk or hungover). It's incredibly depressing. But we might as well take advantage of the lesson it provides in how alcoholism destroys people's careers. (I count my blessings that I was just an opiate addict, spending my time either chilled & happy, unconscious, or too exhausted & miserable from withdrawals to post on social media. No energy left to make a fool of myself - only making a fool of myself by falling unconscious at work. Plus, people take heroin use seriously, unlike alcohol use. Any use of heroin is labeled as a problem. There's no shame in admitting "I can't handle my heroin use" even when using less than people drinking every day, etc.) /End rant. Glad you've been doing well! I am forever grateful that my drug of choice is so difficult to find and so damn expensive. If I could get heroin as easily and as cheaply as I can get alcohol, I'd be fucked. Imagining being able to buy a $10 hit of heroin while buying my groceries is a trip.

I suspect the answer is both. Unfortunately, self-medication is a common coping mechanism

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 it’s called self control. Look it the fuck up.

Hope you're still doing well and still in recovery.

Cat Fight...?

Sounds like an animal hoarder.

She loves the idea of them. That's likely what she meant.

shut up noob lol

She loves cats like a sociopath loves victims.

Isn't that the story of all the eccentric people Knudsen covers......

@@thegreatchickenoverlord5976 isnt that the story of me...

May as well be the catchphrase for the series.

Amy's baking company 2.0

It got her the drama and attention she wanted, it didnt backfire at all.

@@mymusicmen13 Well she also wanted to open a successful business, so it by and large still backfired in the long run.

@@mymusicmen13is her life going well right now? You tell me

@@maddieb.4282 she drew it out for as long as she could. In her eyes that's a win. Like how you can play every move right in chess and still lose.

Kinda sounded like she had things to be ashamed of, though.

The best part of this video was Fredrik repeating that catchfrase everytime.

I love how much passion and rage was used behind PURR!

The Mysterious Mista meow meow *purr*

I've committed several different war crimes Moew. Moew. PURR!!

Read that in Dan Carlin's voice

Cats: Free Palestine!!!!

Why hasn't Fred talked about Dashcon yet?

FRICK

@@pretzeldragon2975 Dashcon would be a legit great Down the Rabbit Hole episode

@@Super_Suchi i think that it's too well known and there is so many videos about it that he should not waste his time on it. I think the Internet Historian already did a perfect video on it and the whole shitshow aspect of it makes it perfect for his style not as much for this series

nuh uh, they wrote “Permanetly”

Capitalism! Ain't it great? It is never about doing good for the world or even being a good and respectable person, it is about making fat stacks of cash and fuck everyone else.

tygonmaster That was cringe af.

@@tygonmaster Its the complete opposite. Capitalism is the solution. No one in the right mind would go there to waste their money, thus they go out of business. Thanks capitalism. If this was a communist establishment it wouldve been supported no matter its conditions.

"In Soviet Russia, cat puts *you* in shelter!"

JinTheAce Capitalism is charging $1-$5 until everyone starts going to your business and then you Jack up the price to $18.

This plus the stress on all typos. God bless this madlad.

Àyy! I see that pun!

i was about to comment on that; these are the angriest meows and purrs i have ever heard.

We need the guy who does The Honest Movie Trailers to say that.

Especially the intense PURR.

Dont you mean this gives you paws?

VERY smart business woman. Meow, meow, purr

Why isn't this a widespread meme?

ArendAlphaEagle this is something my friends and I started on our discord server

Imagine seeing a quote like that when you die in a call of duty game.

Im more curious as to why, Kathleen - Diane types emails like this. It's very peculiar. Kathleen- and takes more effort than typing normally.

I think that one was intentional - it was in the voice of a cat, so someone couldn't bring a cat to an apartment.

Bring a me a pizza pie Mario

It's like you can visibly observe her mentally breaking down.

''T here'' ''characater'' ''on the internet on the internet''

He reads it so smoothly without a second thought lol

"feel like" honey, she is.

I can relate, also being one of "those people," but with one major difference: I am self-aware about this, so I make the choice not to have a pet 👍

Those are news for sure.

So Diane was a Florida woman all along, now it all makes sense.

**smooth jazz intensifies**

lmfao

I just started watching the video, and wanted to stop until I saw this comment. Now I am curious

Yes. We didn't notice when she first said it but the 3rd time hit different lmao

she really tried it and literally nobody cared, everyone was just like “hey thats fucked up. that isnt your info to share” pffttt

Mrunibro "Reporting me doesn't work Kathleen."

Mrunibro: BEE

"I know your sexual history, Kathleen"

We have no cats Kathleen

You must construct additional pylons, Kathleen.

I was thinking that too. Volatile rich people where you don't know where their money comes from, until their husbands get arrested for mafioso crimes.

You just described basically every CEO, middle manager, business owner and politician.

yep, very well stated! 💯 Main difference? Unlike Amy, in this scenario, Diane did not have the benefit of a supportive lackey by her side, serving as a yes-man and just generally enabling her B.S.

But usually we aren't _trying_ to kill ourselves... /s

So I was sitting there; Cat medication and wine on my titties

@@Nickman826 if it's not barbeque sauce it's not normal

hentropy nope

@@connorc6293 its a joke.

T R penis

CWBB

*Bwaaastn'*

Obvious to anyone not afflicted with a high measure of autism, any "cool wine aunt" will have earned a gnarled and gruesome snatch so scarified and prolapsed that her drooping leathered labia appear as the glistening russet or tawny or ruddy colored heads of turtles or large-lipped freshwater fish or like the strange proboscis of an eyeless subterranean mammal adapted to gulping silt or high-sand ratio marsh mud in either its search for tiny arthopod-derived calories or else burrowing some sort of nesting cavern to rest its cock-weary scabbard flapped face. Make no mistake, any cool wine aunt has been dicked-down and split apart and dermatologically pulverized open by long prying motions from exceptionally lengthy and pharmaceutically enhanced erections, slickly and snappily pistoning in and out of her roastie snapper the same as her dong-beaten brapper, their veiny and thick tumescences disappearing into the given cool wine aunt with the metronomic cadence born solely of great cardio-pulmonary conditioning, slap, slap, slap, pummeling cunt and cloaca with great steady vigors. Simultaneous penetrations, public perversions, emictions and eliminations upon the sweaty faces of paying wide-mouthed "clients," the cool wine aunt acquires worldly knowledge of all high and low slut stuff, cruising correctional facilities' public parking lots for recently incarcerated males receptive to receiving the rippling petals of her gaping beef flower as a welcome-back-to-society gift, or, failing that, then descending into chemsex-fueled benders of nut butter-aided beastiality, emptying kennels of yet-tainted pup after predictable pup, using, abusing then hurling the not long ago unclean creatures tumbling tail over snout over the sides of bridges, overpasses, there relinquishing to nature the canine abominations that had so scandalously tasted the cool wine aunt's vaginal victuals, lapping and schlopping the high calorie treat all the while the writhing cool wine aunt's brapper and snapper are each firing their climactic flatus like tolling bells, thanking the pup, urging the pup on, loosing stools at climax as every women aches to do during their deepest orgasmic blisses, no skittish boyfriends to curtail their pleasure, the pup even gobbles up their kegel-launched logs and goes back to riveting clit work.

Gives a whole new meaning to cat fight

/s?

@@fischfortune lol I wrote the whole post as if I were Diane commenting on it

Lmao okay thank God. I thought so due to the "Meow! Meow! PURR!"

@@fischfortuneare you honest to god seriously asking if this was a joke

​@@maddieb.4282Autism exists

yeah he's good he's currently working on a 6hr down the rabbit hole so it's taking All of his time ! Excited for it when it comes out.

His next video is (by Fredrik's standards) almost done. It's a giant deep dive of EVE Online.

@@JillLulamoon Oh, THAT clusterfuck of a game? I wish him luck...he's got plenty of material to work with.

He should do shorter videos.

he should do whatever he wants actually

Alzter S We have no cats, Kathleen

“When did you stop drinking?” “I never stopped”

Oh that Diane *Studio audience laughter*

Alzter S Fuck me that was depressing.

I’m fucking crying lmao

Hahaha

Hats off.

"I have no cats and I must MEOW" ftfy

Best pop culture reference of this comment section!!

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO MEOW. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION CATS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH OF THEIR COLLARS OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF CATS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

I also got the feeling that she used a sizable chunk of the cafe's funds to fuel her alcoholism

She tried to overdose on cat medication lmao

@@veryexciteddog963 i can't get over how hilarious that detail is

Name should have been Karen

and cat pills

I feel like her being surrounded by wine bottles and trying to OD on cat medication being the end of this saga couldn't be more theatrical and hysterical. It legitimately sounds like something her "haters" would jokingly warn her about being the end result.

Can you say "meow meow purr" in your next video? Lol

Nononono Meow, period. Meow, period. PURR EXCLAMATION MARK!

I read that in your voice

Weekend Warrior *PURR

Purrrrfect comment

I laughed so hard at this man

Its not a disaster, its a catastrophe!

@@JJAB91 I see what you did there

Reddit cringe

@@Cheese0911 yep

*I'll pay the rent when you can give me the damn CATS!*

Tbf landlords are parasites

CATS RISE UP

@@Sorrelhas Is free country, not free rent

@@andyp8840 til that owning land is being a parasite. Even if you paid taxes for it.

Well, hopefully they have better luck than what came before.

Strangely poetic

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS! that'll never get old.

Wait where is Twenty eight stab wounds from??

@@stargirl3455 Detroit become human

@@stargirl3455 questionable game with a kinda misinformed message, but s funny line non the less

@@themariokid2310 O thanks

Rise up Meowmers

"There is no rent, hoomun."

"You don't listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week, Kathleen. "How is your cafe?" "Do you have any cats?" There are never any cats."

@@sirquaffler542 oh ok

I think the least surprising part of this video is that the feline behavioral specialist is in a polyamorous relationship. We are witnessing a cat lady before it's evolution to its final form.

> black man tapping his head meme This is how I know that I have truly become old: that I am appalled when someone cannot recognize Levar Burton, from Reading Rainbow and Star Trek: The Next Generation. Edit: Well, because I figured someone would fact-check me, I decided to fact-check myself and... it's actually Kayode Ewumi. There are better photos easily Google-able, mea culpa. But holy shit, he really looks like Levar Burton in the meme.

@@indigodarkwolf you know you're old because you assume the name of the person in the picture, rather than the meme template, which is called "rollsafe".

@@indigodarkwolf Congratulations, you played yourself.

@Galily normieism

@@indigodarkwolf I am appalled when someone cannot recognize Kayode Ewumi, from the black man tapping his head meme.

A chant to summon the dark lord Garfield

MIA! MIA! PURRURU PAW'TAGN!

Especially the way he read it.

@@juanjuri6127 Just amazing.

@@yosh9192 "There's no escaping me Jon"

She was blackout drunk when writing those I’m sure

She became the very thing she swore to destroy, a crazy cat lady.

I love your pfp by the way

@@lunardoeseverything5393 la

@@vanguardtrainer924 YOU SWORE TO DESTROY THE CRAZY CAT LADIES NOT JOIN THEM!

@@FitzPenn myaster skymeowker😻😻 there are toooo meowny of them 🙀, what are we meowing to do -nyaa 😾?

Wouldn't be Down the Rabbit Hole without it.

Thinking the same thing lol

I, too, am beginning to notice a pattern....

He's saying it came from a surprising place as in no one expected it to be her. Of course us as viewers expect that but at the time it was surprising to everyone else

@@DivineMind222 Damn bro. We know that. We were just kidding. But I like it that you're quick to take up arms to defend the Knud. We all should be.

Damn it now I wanna see that as an actual Filmcow video

"I'm not a cat"

I personally think kinkshaming kathleen was the funniest part, like my jaw was agape it was so fucking funny.

Crazy SJWs like her are the reason the meme exists.

@Pferd Schild Dianne? Is that you?

@Pferd Schild edgy much?

@@Alondro77 Wait, who is an SJW? Diane? Uhh, I think you have your mindless catchphrases confused there pal.

By roleplaying as a cat, only to forget she was doing that within, max, 2 sentences.

A crazy cat lady often has a large amount of cats, and are, well, crazy. Diane had adopted at least eight cats for her café alone, and seems crazy alright.

This comment actually made me snort. She's definitely got a few screws loose, seems like a narcissist as well

Uhh I don't think she's roleplaying, I think Kingpin Gussie is one of her many multiple personalities that go along with having a multiple personality disorder....

I'm a cat enthusiast. In fact, cat videos are the only ones on my channel bar a single skyrim upload lol And I actually work at a shelter, mostly in the cat corridors, and post for the shelter's Facebook page Everyone there are similarly cat lovers When you love cats, you want them to have a happy life; you get joy from them being happy. If the cats aren't happy, you shouldn't be. She's definitely enthusiastic. But that's not the only thing at play here But her passion is quite selfishly driven, and she seems to think she's always right and entitled to achieve her dream at any cost She wants to feel good on her own logic and perspective of the situation; she wants to see herself as a kind, charitable rescuer to cats, so much so that she actually doesn't even care about the cats themselves or their welfare. Her dream comes fast; the cats come second. She's doing this for herself and it's absolutely narcissistic Her role playing the cat actually is also quite the narc, because she's using it as a platform to talk extremely highly of herself on someone else's behalf. She gets to detract from critics by delivering the notion that she's a caring rescuer who's done nothing but help cats and have their utmost gratititude, whilst also putting herself in the role of a victim and affirming her lack of guilt and kindly nature through someone else, to make it seem as though others recognise her greatness and victimisation. If she wasn't using s damn cat as her supportive voice, as we all know the cat did not write that and it's just her words, then it would actually be an effective manipulation tactic. Thankfully she's too crazy and stupid it seems to be convincingly manipulative, but she's certainly trying.

Megamind reference. Very cool

The Tooth Fairy isn't real? 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

SCP 1762 - There no dragons.

@@ColdFuse96 Don't worry, Santa is still real.

And there is no queen of England

Now the cats are one. meow. meow. Purr.

Ugh. What an idiot.

Imagine being such a crazy cat lady other cat ladies won't even allow you to acquire cats.

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

“SEVERAL SEXUAL PARTNERS!”

selena Kyle origin story

She handled things pretty bad, but people did just crowd around a struggling business owner just to laugh at her. I mean if that's not shitty I don't know what is

​@@fuckakakaka she was a struggling business owner because she couldve been no other kind of business owner. the woman was quite simply too toxic to work in any sort of endeavor even resembling a business. and in the first place, calling her a business owner is kind of an overstatement, considering that the business was never really in business to begin with and as if to compensate for that huge overstatement, u give us a massive understatement in the form of "pretty bad" "pretty bad?" the woman blew up like hiroshima, it was unbelievable

fuckakakaka she brought 100% of that on herself. You can’t open something like a shelter for animals however you want just because you that’s the way you want it and justify it because its “helping animals”. Standards need to be set for the welfare of the animals or many of them will end up in the care of unqualified people. Also, anybody who can be seen arguing with people over Facebook while pretending to be a cat and reading lines written by that person that are all about how great that person is deserves unlimited shit

Cool wine aunts RISE UP

For that reference, I love you.

Peanut Slayer “It looks like granma, tha focken thing!”

I DONT WANT IT PICKING A FIGHT WITH LUCY!

Peanut Slayer *Insert Wildfred’s tiny meow*

@@RenegadePharmD AaAaaAaAAaaaA

🍷I'll drink to that. 🍻 ;)

She’s an addict and was actively drinking while writing but okay you’re super compassionate

*than any GOT season.

In the end she spoke one (1) truth

Seriously season 8 was so dark. Like what was happening ever lol

@@PalitoSelvatico hey even a broken clock tells the time correctly twice per day

Basically every season after 3 was nonsensical shit.

I love when typos are read aloud; it's so satisfying to hear someone do what I do in my head.

I braced myself everytime he said "PURR!"

I wouldn't want to hear it all back to back, but I am curious about how many takes there are because of the the typos tipos.

The forced all caps PURR got a laugh out of me every time tbh

Was thinking exactly the same lol

It kinda sounds like a monologue on a Shonda Rimes show

I thought it was an abortion joke, but nope, its from 1910(ish) so it flash poem about an actual tragedy, not modern life lol

MajkaSrajka wait, I don’t get the whole “for sale:Baby shoes never worn”

@@GabyGeorge1996 Its an example of flash fiction, which essentially just shows that an entire story can be told with only a few words. This one in particular let's the reader infer the reason why the baby shoes are for sale, and what events caused them to never be worn. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

MajkaSrajka abortion existed at that point. The implication of the story is just that parents who seem to care deeply or be excited for their baby lost it. Someone could have to get an abortion because the fetus poses a danger to them, or is dead in the womb. Maybe the baby in the story died upon birth. Or was a miscarriage. We’ll never know

You can also say the baby didn't die and was just too big for the shoes when it was born. OR that they were a gift at a baby shower and were just SO HILARIOUSLY TACKY that the parents couldn't possibly have their baby wear them in public. There are all sorts of interpretations, which is the point of flash stories.

Psychological thriller. "I MUST SAVE MY CATS, JOHN" "But... we don't have any cats, Kathleen!" "I WILL OPEN YOUR INSIDES IF YOU REFUSE ME"

A bit like the meltdown end of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane! "I'm surrounded by cats right now. They're all here in the cafe! All around me! Everyone can see me with them!!" "But, Kathleen...there are no cats. There never were. We have *no* cats Kathleen"

@@Abedeuss r/imsorryjon

We have no cats, Dave

Feels like the title of a short story by Stephen King. Something in the vein of "I Am the Doorway", expect it's either way goofier or way scarier.

19:04 XD

Yeah, every time I hear him read "Meow. Meow. PURR!!" off the post, a few of my brain cells melt

meow. meow. PURR.

it dont mean a thing if it aint got that SWING

I can't stop laughing every time. Those pauses after Meow and exclamation of PURR in that dead serious tone, it's just so absurd.

Meow. Meow. *P҉U҉R҉R҉*

I adore the attention he gives to properly acting out the punctuation and capitalization.

He reminded me of the surrogate presence guy in arrested development with the camera on his hat

Hex [archived] - Reminds me of “nya… rawr”

@@colmivers i'm gonna need some context for that (⚆_⚆)

Idk man his purrs are very enthusiastic

Agreed. Started making popcorn after hearing it anyways

Yeah not so surprising. I called it early on with the alcoholism; I've known women like that, who get drunk constantly & send resentful texts or emails at all hours of the night, then either forget they did it or play it as a "joke". Once you get a look into that disturbing state of mind, you never forget it.

Definition of SELF DESTRUCTION in a nutshell

​@@urbanesoul8400 WAIT! "send resentful texts or emails at all hours of the night, then either forget they did it or play it as a "joke"." Sounds A LOT like Trump..XD

I think it’d be surprising if a cat attacked her or something.

Chris Estes, if you shorten her name, they technically had at least one Kat.

I was so hungry...

That email gave me some major flashbacks to a particularly interesting client. Good (?) to know that I'm not alone.

The void beckons, lasagnaless and hostile. I’m so hungry, Jon.

Ah, beat me to it.

papermoon >jazz music stops

@@Scorch428 This thread went almost a week without needing your incel comment, thanks.

The acceptance of polyamory has reached pretty disturbing levels if you get called an incel for disapproving of it. Polyamory is bad. A lot of times it's an excuse for people to cheat because they aren't willing to commit to their partner, and these relationships are often manipulative in nature. Chances are, your parents don't approve of polyamory. Are they incels?

Mumgay There’s literally no proof that poly relationships are inherently bad. Are some of them toxic? Yes, but so are monogamic ones. I would myself never be in one because it’s not for me, but it can be for others. And why not wanting to be committed is a bad thing exactly? As long as people consent it sabe fine. And no, my parents don’t think it’s wrong, humans are not naturally monogamous.

@@w7bUxhwRYUo8Lv Scorch just piped in shitting on someone they don't even know because of one small detail they learned about them in a youtube video. Maybe people need to stop being assholes to strangers first.

xD i really can image hal 2000 reading these lines

lmao diane being big brother in secret is the big plot twist of this story

"Where is my lasagna kathleen?"

Gromph Baenre hey I have a question: if the HAL series never make mistakes then why did they make 9 of them?

@@PRGME7 it took 9 versions to make hal perfect

More specifically, if you THINK you're doing something good. Because she wasn't even doing anything morally good at all, she just imagined she was. This happens a lot. Look at the people who use Latinx thinking they're doing a good then when 94% of Latino people hate it.

Meow meow purr!

Yeah. That's the precise moment you know 'tis gunna be gud :D

Spoony's Dog posting but much... much worse.

I was about to give up on this video until that happened.

It's Boston. This is a popular Irish name.

Nominative Determinism?

I only see the one, not counting a name among the likes one of the FB posts.

It’s the only qualification you need to get hired there

Koz

In Livestream, he speaks in this voice casually and comfortably : )