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@alexandriahunter21252 роки тому
"The Dalai Farmer" Sean Lock is an absolute treasure.
@2bobaf2 роки тому
Was
@EGGNBEENZ2 роки тому
is
@stormchasingk92 роки тому
@@EGGNBEENZ Was, he died. RIP
@EGGNBEENZ2 роки тому
@@stormchasingk9 i know
@clockworkkirlia74752 роки тому
Is indeed. A man is not dead while his name is still spoken. GNU Sean Lock GNU Terry Pratchett
@davidwoods81815 років тому
The thing I love about Bill Bailey is that he’s very much a collaborator. He joins in and engaged the other guests rather than just taking over and trying to be the funniest
@holidaysinsweden3 роки тому
Yes! True that!
@linusdn27773 роки тому
Unlike Jimmy Carr. I know few will agree but i don't think he's funny. He strikes me as someone who finds himself hilarious, but he's not half as funny as he thinks he is.
@Valisk3 роки тому
True, but Carr does come across as a mean spirited twat though.
@davecrupel28173 роки тому
@@Valisk No. he doesnt. But his spiritedness are not the subject of discussion here.
@danielvandam3 роки тому
Like Jimmy Carr...
@loodlebop3 роки тому
Bill's rendition of "put the wine away and shut the fuck up" had me in hysterics
@coeusdarksoul28553 роки тому
Tied up nicely at the end with "You've been whining for two hours!"
@mariacarter69543 роки тому
Every single time I watch 😄 Thought I was on my own with this one...Cheers 😚😚😎
@hynjus0013 роки тому
"put your wine away and shut the fuck up" might just be my best QI moment.
@sarahbowen77212 роки тому
@@hynjus001 …it competes with ‘what they say about the acropolis where the Parthenon is’ for my favourite QI moment
@jde90952 роки тому
What show is this from?
@ReegusReever3 роки тому
Nothing better than Fry helplessly trying to control Bailey and Davis
@RadenshaalРік тому
Sandy trying to control in the end was hilarious too
@stevenmoore34807 місяців тому
the man's a self important ass-hat
@Adrianovaz20075 років тому
You know Bill is one of the top guests when even a ten minute best bits doesn't start to cover his best moments.
@lukeyami5 років тому
I am torn between Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sean Lock being the best guests on that show.
@jimbosayer15 років тому
For me it’s Bill Bailey followed by Phil Jupitus.
@stgm5 років тому
It's more "10 Random Great Bill Bailey Moments"
@robertburton8024 роки тому
@@jimbosayer1 Bailey, Jupitus, Carr - definitely.
@robertburton8024 роки тому
Not enough Pipe-based directions for my liking!
@petersenior54325 років тому
I cannot get enough of french Bill Bailey saying "Monsieur Clicky"
@permotrip62664 роки тому
Peter Senior it’s just the best xD I love Bill so much he’s so funny and a humanitarian too but never talks about it. Legend
@ted56104 роки тому
that bit had me weezing and crying when my boyfriend was asleep in the next room, I felt like I was dying
@TheShamansQuestion4 роки тому
his French accent was really good hahah
@dl43504 роки тому
alors, l'Artichoke de Jersualem ahahhahhaha
@Maeve_Rose3 роки тому
should have named him Lenoardo de pinchi
@RS149884 роки тому
When Stephen asked about the largest thing a blue whale can swallow: "Is it a conceptual question? A blue whale's a very vain animal. Perhaps the largest thing it can swallow is its pride." I believe it was during the Dalai Farmer episode lol
@davecrupel28174 роки тому
Lmfao
@2bobaf2 роки тому
The Dalai Farmer reads the Daily Lama.
@ArtyMars2 роки тому
That’s so adorable 🥰
@danowahmusic32123 роки тому
The Dalai Farmer will be one of the greatest one liners in comedic history. Absolute genius 😂😂😂
@Joker-sy4xr2 роки тому
Yep. RIP Sean Lock
@thanossnap41702 роки тому
Sean Lock always had the best bits. I will miss him sorely. RIP.
@garethtudor8365 років тому
Bill Bailey and Alan Davies: the greatest double act in recent comedy history. I haven't laughed so hard in ages
@thomasm1955 років тому
Gareth Tudor cccccccc
@RS149884 роки тому
They're both really good mates, if I recall correctly, I think Alan was best man at Bill's wedding
@TheShamansQuestion4 роки тому
@@RS14988 no wooooonder. they're so good, it's a shame we don't see them doing acts together elsewhere or something. I think Alan Davies is still underrated and I'm always dying to see more of them
@wetkneehouston62934 роки тому
Sean lock and miles jupp never fail to force me into a fitb of laughter
@pseudonayme77174 роки тому
"Oi! Put your wine away and shut the f*#k up!" 😆🤣😂
@decodolly15355 років тому
Who was it that once described Bill Bailey as "the bald man with the long hair"?
@RiverSlant5 років тому
Wasn't it on the Graham Norton show when Graham recounted that he had told his mother of the people coming on, and she said of Bill, "oh isn't that the bald man with the long hair?"
@luxgracetail45995 років тому
I think it was Graham Norton's grandmother or nan or something, interview with Bill and Stephen (Fry).
@decodolly15355 років тому
@@RiverSlant & Lux Gracetail - That sounds right. Thanks both!
@HD-pe8lv5 років тому
Well the best one was Gandalf by Dylan Moran in Black Books
@TheZapan995 років тому
Bill also complained about being described by the local press as some kind of exotic ape, when he was on tour.
@HandmadeDarcy2 роки тому
What’s so lovely about Bill’s best moments is how often they include the whole panel riffing off each other. There’s a generosity and communal spirit that is wonderful to watch. Susan Calman is similar.
@4231jerome4 роки тому
Bill bailey and Alan Davies doing the French poet/lobster bit is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen 😅
@DeinosDinos5 років тому
My favourite bit involving Bill Bailey wasn't in this video :( It's thanks to him that I'll always remember what they did say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is!
@YvonneWilson3125 років тому
What do they say what do they say what do they say? ;)
@@TykusBalrog What do they say? About the acropolis? Where the parthenon is?
@OlOleander5 років тому
@@larurentius FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
@jatticusfinch90155 років тому
Bloody hell Stephen, this had better be good.
@ellenkennedy88095 років тому
Dalai Farmer really got me 😂😂
@Dannysince19853 роки тому
Sean and bill used to do comedy together in their very early days.
@Adrianovaz20075 років тому
'Tis the wisdom of the Rural Buddha!
@guidoferri86835 років тому
"The Dalai Farmer"
@TheSkullface955 років тому
The Dalai Farmer
@matthewdowner30575 років тому
Filthy T'au
@dancole57955 років тому
Wisdom & cheap cider.
@jatticusfinch90155 років тому
Depak Shropshire.
@Szaam5 років тому
"The French don't really have a word for custard, they don't believe it exists." "What happens if you say 'I want custard on it'? 'I'm afraid, sir, it does not exist'."
@johnnunn86884 роки тому
Szaam, I thought ze frogs called it, ‘creme anglaise’, I am likely mistaken.
@tomwithey7114 роки тому
"you have placed meee, in an existential quandary."
@michaelcollins89223 роки тому
@@johnnunn8688 - you would be right
@helgebrekke3 роки тому
@@johnnunn8688 "But I don't want creme anglaise on it, I want Custard!" "I'm afraid, sir, it does not exist."
@alliem87003 роки тому
Bill nibbling the holly on David Tennant's jacket always gets me.
@jcortese3300Рік тому
I love Tennant's face during that bit, like he's thinking to himself, "I was not sufficiently warned."
@KeppyKep4 роки тому
Bill and Alan are such an incredible combo. They feed off each other so well.
@raqueldobson14 роки тому
KeppyKep - best mates apparently & where best man at each other’s weddings so makes sense - always fun watching those two...
@oskahuxley63222 роки тому
I love how it seems to me that Bill is as shocked and amused at his own jokes as anyone else.
@narmaleРік тому
thats the mark of true genius xD
@leosakame99475 років тому
"You've been whining for two hours, now sit down!" I love how Sandi just always seems like she's a school teacher just barely holding the class together
@MaiaMirabell5 років тому
Sandi's amaaaazing.
@funbergrundberg84945 років тому
The shoe's on the other foot now, Sandi got kicked out of three schools for insubordination.
@Ozymandias835 років тому
Put your wine away and stfu
@SuperSpatman5 років тому
That was the same for Stephen, too.
@APinchOfWeird5 років тому
@@SuperSpatman One of the reasons why I think nobody but her could have filled the chair after Stephen Fry left it.
@CynBH5 років тому
I don't know if Bill Bailey will ever see this, but I actually found "The Little Book of Calm" recently at a local bookstore (in St. Louis, MO) and nobody understood why I was giggling. I loved that show. 😊
@scottishross915 років тому
I actually own that book. It was gifted to me as a teen and then I saw him talking about it a while after aha
@Adrianovaz20075 років тому
Dylan Moran is the only person of the Black Books trio that hasn't been on QI yet, we need to get him there!
@scottiethegreat745 років тому
Black books, episode one!! What a fantastic show!! Him and Dylan Moran together were just brilliant!!
@chrisstar9695 років тому
An aunty gave me The Little Book of Calm years ago during one of her New Age stages. I felt the way one does when you’re angry & someone tell you to “calm down”, which just redoubles the rage.
@BrutalBarracuda5 років тому
I also have the little book of calm lol
@trumsolon5 років тому
Funniest Bill-moment is during the International-episode where they are discussing pilot meals and Stephen is going "Now why do I say lunches?", to which Bill replies... "Because there's MORE THAN ONE?!"
@Swupperdupper5 років тому
That episode begins with one of the best Bill Bailey parts as well! BB gets three points for raising his "Nobody Knows" card in regards to the infamous Qi scoring system. David Mitchell asks "Why three?!" to which BB replies (while pointing to the other panelists) "Three! Better than you, better than you, better than you". Absolute gold. :)
@mountainmolerat4 роки тому
Agreed! HILARIOUS!!
@davebrokenshire10863 роки тому
trumsolon, I've not seen that, but just reading your account had me laughing out loud.
@arranmacdonald68973 роки тому
This was my absolute favourite Bill-moment! The delivery is perfect
@eleSDSU3 роки тому
@@davebrokenshire1086 here you go, enjoy ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hnt1nmmBsLCi03k.html
@conors44302 роки тому
The lobster bit is one of the best bits of improv I’ve ever seen
@ofmanynicknames4 роки тому
Also underrated: the Phill-Bill interaction. The way they riff off of each other, it's like Never Mind the Buzzcocks never ended.
@LTDPotentialРік тому
They didn't riff as much on buzzcocks, but lamarr and Bailey used to just go for broke with eachother and it was excellent.
@iainjames034 роки тому
10:09 shows the true comic genius of Bill Bailey - nanoseconds after saying it's like being at school he realises the absurdity of what he said and points it out before anyone has even noticed. Cue side-splitting hilarity!
@user-pv4hx8hs3f3 роки тому
Personally this is my favorite moment ever.. just spontaneous and not planned 😂 always catches me off guard.
@CricketEngland2 роки тому
Ah the late great Sean Lock RIP
@birth0fserpents5 років тому
EASILY the best guest on this show, i'm sure people will reply with their favs but Bill is in his entire own universe. my proof: how much Stephen laughs
@alexinabox69315 років тому
No arguments here
@michaeldukes41085 років тому
It’s a crime it took the channel this long to put up a Best Of! Guess they just had *that* much footage to sort through.
@jameswoodish5 років тому
Bailey and Mitchell both A-tier.
@BrutalBarracuda5 років тому
My top guest for sure!
@Chewiebakke5 років тому
@@jameswoodish yes, probably my two favourite QI guests.
@Efreeti4 роки тому
I never thought I'd see the day when Bill Bailey force fed Gérard de Nerval's lobster with jerusalem artichokes.
@jameshoyle89503 роки тому
Hang on wasn't it about Rimbaud and Verlaine?
@Efreeti3 роки тому
@@jameshoyle8950 Yes, the question Stephen posed was about Rimbaud and Verlaine, this was just a tangent based on Bill's erroneous guess of Gérard de Nerval (who died when Rimbaud was 1) being Rimbaud's lover.
@jameshoyle89503 роки тому
@@Efreeti ah sorry yes ok! 😊 I was a bit confused. My bad
@bumbaaclaaat28663 роки тому
@@jameshoyle8950 what a foolish mistake !
@jameshoyle89503 роки тому
@@bumbaaclaaat2866 *curtseys*
@Myouchan884 роки тому
Stephen Fry is like the teacher who has lost control of the class 😂😂
@Sammy2006552945 років тому
"add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing at it" - the rural buddha
@AENEAS.AENEAS3 роки тому
bill and phil 'limbering up' to go again kills me every time.
@BudFieldsPPTS5 років тому
On a more serious note: these clips show more than comedic genius of the five persons stage front. To wit: can you just simply imagine the trust each must have in the other to come forth with this level of improv without damaging the relationships involved? These folks KNOW each other, and it is a marvel to witness.
@302Diane4 роки тому
I agree, but I think it also shows the professionalism of the booking agents to get the right mix of people on the panel.
@victorgrobler55184 роки тому
Beautifully said.
@lindajosmith93864 роки тому
@@302Diane
@302Diane4 роки тому
@@lindajosmith9386 Present.
@andybeans57904 роки тому
These guys are often on the same bill or have the same talent management and often become personal friends.
@eli.hnamte5 років тому
I love Bill and Alan's craziness....😂😂
@palmeristo5 років тому
Alan is just not funny imo
@MrSaerrock5 років тому
I believe they were each others Best Men at their respective weddings
@LynxSouth5 років тому
@@MrSaerrock That's what I've read.
@PROPAROXITONO2 роки тому
"you should always aproach the jaguar to the front" "oh no, I mean never" As a Brazilian, I really belive in that history. seems like a thing we would do. probably on purpose. just for the laught.
@jgg755 років тому
Bill Bailey makes every QI episode he is in hilarious... Mr. Klikkee kills me every time I see it.
@joogiewatkins15195 років тому
Just like the way you've spelt Clicky. Marvellous!
@codyhannahmary835 років тому
Bill and Alan comicly feeding off each other is genius.
@DaveWraptastic5 років тому
Awww, missing is Bill's flawless Dutch accent when he was stopped with a guitar on Schiphol airport.
@dingopisscreekРік тому
bill bailey is so talented. comedian, multi-instrumentalist - a real talent
@cyanmanta5 років тому
"You be the March Hare, I'll be the Aztecs."
@pivinne55364 роки тому
cyanmanta WORSHIP IT WORSHIP IT
@nybbleme6 місяців тому
Bill Bailey is on my top five list of people I want to see on taskmaster. The other four are Rachel riley, Stephen fry, Susie dent, and Sandi toksvig. Imagine all five in the same lineup!
@bradleybaum90004 роки тому
Bill Bailey and Alan Davis separately are really funny, together are absolutely sheer brilliance!
@Kynan293 роки тому
0:30 Imagine: Claudia Winkleman is a panellist with Bill Bailey on QI. I bet she never imagined that she would be listening to a future winner on “Strictly Come Dancing”
@colinmaynard28793 роки тому
I waiting for the episode of 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with Bill and Rachel opposite end of the strictly spectrum
@nayrecitsuj74263 роки тому
Wait a minute. I'm an American, but I do know who all these people are and I get the reference. But are you telling me that Bill Bailey actually won a series of Strictly?
@Kynan293 роки тому
@@nayrecitsuj7426 Yeah. It was the latest series
@zetetick3953 роки тому
Bill Bailey: One of the few comedians where ALL of his specials, over a span of 25+ years, are uniformly great to watch and consistently funny! One of the best!
@NewMessage5 років тому
What I wouldn't do for an uncle like Bill.
@manusk405 років тому
@r385671 sex
@overthehill20234 роки тому
Manus_k40 unless...
@ronanallison77954 роки тому
6:20 “An excellent buzzer” - chef excellence
@BrawlerTM2 роки тому
"Vite, vite.. Monsieur!" 🤣
@notnek122 роки тому
Bill always seems to have a pipe when he's on QI 😂
@Gooberty_P4 роки тому
A panel for qi with Bill, Alan and Robin Williams would have been incredible
@annalieff-saxby5684 роки тому
I saw Stephen Fry and Robin Williams on the same chat show, a while ago. Stephen couldn't get a word in edgeways!
@tygrkhat40874 роки тому
@@annalieff-saxby568 I saw Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Dudley Moore and John Larroquette on Oprah plugging Comic Relief. Robin and Billy took over the show and allowed Dudley to play a few songs. Between howls of laughter, Oprah asked John if he wanted to say anything. He politely declined, saying he couldn't keep up with the others.
@idontwanttopickone2 роки тому
I'd watch a program that is just Allan and Bill being characters throughout history while Stephen describes them.
@beyondreception66812 роки тому
"Bill, shut the fuck up." Best quote ever😂
@huntonpeck4 роки тому
Some of my favourite moments on QI are when it devolves into near anarchy. It reminds me of a classroom if each student was a class clown.
@CiceroLounge4 роки тому
Love the surreal world of Bill Bailey (Hon. Dr). Great comedian, songwriter and performer. I fall to bits when he grabs the tobacco pipe he used in the show when mocking Stephen over class. Highly clever guy who is a ecologist and conservationist. He like Alan has supported animal rights and is a lepidopterist.
@jonnyspeed8974Рік тому
I've seen Bill every opportunity there are tickets in London. Exceptional night out every time. RIP Sean. We love you so much.
@SthamerAMVs3 роки тому
“Wisdom and cheap ciderrr” - best quote ever😂😂
@lpsp4425 років тому
Mastodon t-shirt - massive props
@Casterborous2 роки тому
'it's like being at school!' "Put your wine away..."
@Ngamotu835 років тому
The greatest compilation video since David Mitchell's angry logic.
@blackAngel88it2 роки тому
7:14 He should've ended that story with "My english: 'never' and 'always' - i never get them mixed up."
@ladydixon96514 роки тому
10:33 is my favourite part of the video - absolutely hysterical!
@thechumpsbeendumped.77974 роки тому
I needed cheering up. Bill Bailey is brilliant.
@bookwoman533 роки тому
I wish that he would do more Qi episodes. Also it’s great when Alan and Bill sit together.
@michaelandrew44882 роки тому
Bill bailey and Alan Davies are like 2 naughty school boys.
@brydon57215 років тому
Best bits of Bill Bailey? That's easy: all of them!
@fortheloveofmusic8603 роки тому
Bill and Phil are by far the best guests on QI.
@ingeborg-anne5 років тому
Bill Bailey and Alan Davis is the best duo on television.
@angemaidment56403 роки тому
So now I walk around with pictures in my head of “Bill Bailey: Hummus Smuggler” 🤣🤣🤣
@HerbertAckermans2 роки тому
It's these clips, the clips that do not focus on Sean Lock and then, there he is... Sean, doing his thing.... We will miss you so much, Sean, rest in peace
@carenmontgomery2384Рік тому
❤️ bill...wow amazingly diverse in so many areas...comedian, story telling, phenomenal musician and conductor...watching "midsummer murders" recently and there he was...on my list of people I'd love to spend a day with...I am not aware of anyone else who plays that many musical instruments. ☆ may have to cross the pond to see him in person...
@oscargill4235 місяців тому
"Pull yourselves together at once" might be my favourite Fry quote. The deadpan, twenty-years-strong professor delivery just makes it.
@judithmariabradley56032 роки тому
The best bunch of people in one place together. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kimberlyparrish75225 років тому
Bill always wears the best t-shirts.
@Sam-bz2zy5 років тому
2:40 *Inhales* DAVID TENNANT
@johnforensicman61793 роки тому
Bloody hell. My head hurts from laughing. That was easily the funniest one yet! Sandi was on fire, 'Bill, you've been whining for 2 hours'!
@stevesomeone4862 роки тому
My all time favourite is the yacht segment , all of the panel make it memorable ,just hilarious 😂
@TheMelbournelad2 роки тому
You have to imagine the wrap parties for these shows at end of the season
@PaddyRoon76 місяців тому
No one makes me laugh like Bill. Even though this word is overused, he really is a genius.
Not only is Bill Bailey hillarious but he listens to good music. Love his Mastodon The Hunter t-shirt!
@TheWildheartmuse4 роки тому
How can anyone 'thumbs down' this? This is pure gold! Sandy and Bill ...........I was weeping!
@RIXRADvidz5 років тому
David Mitchell brought me to QI a long time ago and introduced me to Bill Bailey, I became an INSTANT FAN. and binged everything Youtey had to offer. the Bill Bailey Show was awesome, all his appearances on the various panel shows, his time on the Buzzcocks, now you see him on Cats does Countdown.Quality Entertainment EveryTime
@lukastargazer30895 років тому
Don't forget Black Books! ^^
@Alakaizer9 місяців тому
He also played twins in Hot Fuzz
@diabl2master2 роки тому
All the best episodes have Bill Bailey in them.
@sharona19813 роки тому
5:53 F'ing hell it's Chef Excellence! I adore Bill's silly, surreal sense of humour. He's just brilliant.
@sea2side4 роки тому
Tears to my eyes every time, love them all.
@romanxxxxyoutube3 роки тому
I've never belly-laughed this much at QI before!😂😂
@rsa4205 років тому
Bloody legend. We need more of him
@backedup393 роки тому
Congrats to 2020 Strictly Come Dancing winner Bill Bailey!!!
@Orpheelover5 років тому
Bill Bailey and Phill Jupitus are my favorite guests.
@RandomPlaceHolderName5 років тому
Dont like phill as much but theyre great together.
@tonyshaw74204 роки тому
Such a fantastic show! Love from Canada!
@downundanow55692 роки тому
"A boy came before I was ready" Wasn't it Stephen who said "They can put a man on the moon, but they can't get one on Sandi!" ?
@Monkey80llx2 роки тому
‘The Dalai Farmer’ will never be bettered in my opinion!! 😂😂
@rbdriftin4 роки тому
I couldn't breathe through that whole lobster bit, I was laughing so hard
@sabinrawr5 років тому
Best compilation so far. Thank you!
@beageler4 роки тому
It's fascinating. QI was my entry to british panel shows. Sean Lock seemed pretty nice. And then I saw 8 out of 10 cats and cats does countdown... :-)
@MrAHatz5 років тому
I enjoyed this even more than I thought I would.
@jamesblood60352 роки тому
I think Sandi definitely gets the last laugh though with "You've been whining for two hours!"
@Onio_Saiyan5 років тому
Best one so far! Love it!
@UnkleRiceYo5 років тому
Bill used Dalai farmer in dandelion mind! Nice to know where he got it from!
@jimmytuppence21754 роки тому
He and Sean are good friends, they seem to trade material often.
@zetetick3953 роки тому
@@jimmytuppence2175 Yeah, Sean and Bill toured together for a good while in the early 90s There's a bunch of 90s Edinburgh Fringe shows where they were a double act.
@xaiano7943 роки тому
Saw him live one time, really great and crazy talented with instruments.
@theMull904 роки тому
The long lost Osmond brother is one of my favourite TV moments ever
@josephjames43263 роки тому
I have always been surprised that the BBC allowed this to be aired given that there are two older brothers, rarely seen, who were both born with severe hearing impairment.
@holidaysinsweden3 роки тому
Feels like Alan's absolutely dearest moments was anytime Bill was also on the panel.