1. Enigmatic basically means Mysterious 2. The names are there so people don't ask everyday. 3. The recent waves of SJW warrant the following disclaimer: The videos above are completely taken out of context because of the nature of the compilation, these puns/jokes/comments are not nearly as blatant as they may seem to the super sensitive individual. With all that out the of way, hope you enjoy!

"What's in that?" "Confidence" This is one of the most iconic one liners in TV history.

0:51 "They are absolutely enormous though" "Coming from you that's a hell of a thing to say" That's quick

That ‘confidence’ response before sipping his cup was absolutely phenomenal 👏🏾 👏🏾

"what's in that?" "Confidence." "Have you always been this quick?" "Something's I'm a little slower with." "Such as?" "Physical activity."

The show probably saved a lot of money, because they didn’t need any writers.

"Do you blow the mouth organ?" "Do *you* blow the mouth organ?" "... How do you think I got this job?"

Definitely one of the quickest wits with improv. Guests loved coming on his show because there wasn't any pressure on them to be entertaining.

"He's a parrot. He repeats everything I say." "He repeats everything you say?" "Everything!" "Everything?" Brilliant

"What's in that?" "Confidence". Fastest. Line. Ever.

Craig Ferguson is the rare type of guy who is both a man’s man AND a lady’s man.

The best talk show host that has ever lived. A true master.

I wish more people had the humor of Carrie Fisher. She was a real gem of a person, so funny!

Craig talks to all of his guests like an old friend, and I think that's a big reason why his more "flirty" jokes don't come off as creepy. It's all in the demeanor.

I love how Carrie Fisher was there to match his wit. She was also EXTREMELY witty, that was really cool to watch

"What's in that?" (nods to cup) - "What's in this? Confidence." laughs "Have you always been this quick?" - "Some things I'm a little slower with..." "...such as?" This was a real James Bond conversation, just needed a "Why-don't-you-try-to-find-out" type of response instead of the obvious "physical activities". Craig Ferguson was probably the best late night host; I loved watching his show almost every night. He stopped far to soon.

"I'm an A+" "Yes you are!" That was a real James Bond line there :P

That delivery from Carrie Fisher absolutely slayed me. Wow she was cool.

Carrie Fisher's the only guest to give Craig a pause.... the only one to leave him speechless even if only for a few seconds.

As far as I'm concerned, the absolute best talk show ever. I'd go to work the next day so exhausted because I had to see it as it aired. That it's run was so short is CRIMINAL.

Possibly the most charismatic man to ever be on television. And hands down the best talk show host in history. Miss this show.

“It’s a shame you choose to wear a hat cause you are famous for your head” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Two Germans in Ontario. That's how it starts." Absolutely brilliant, lightning quick wit and it got practically nothing.

Man just has a rapport with absolutely anybody. Expert conversationalist.

What I love about the “hand job” joke is he didn’t laugh at himself. The blank look he had afterwards was incredible. Love him.

Craig Ferguson is the best late night host ever

the way Keanu said "sure lets go to a commercial break" just sounded so badass. just me?

Man, he is sooo good. Miss the show, but The Jayleno Fly keeps it up and running. Well done!

Best talk show ever, pretty much the only one I've ever actually liked.

Keanu REALLY wanted that pomegranite.

The last generation of 'real' talk shows. Criminally underrated bit of genius. There will never be another.

The bit with Keanu was great! Had me in stitches. Yet Chris could tell he wasn't feeling it and gave him an out.

The guys too quick. Built a show from nothing but his personality. No gimics or worked out routines

"Everybody in Hollywood knows your head is fantastic" lmfao

Even Craig’s unspoken gestures were genius. At times he playfully crosses the line even, but they were subtle - the guy had class to match his wit.

02:55 Carrie left Craig speechless, the only one to do that. What an absolute gem :')

the only talk show where they didn't really talk about anything... but man it was fun

Robin Wright: what's in that? Craig Ferguson: Confidence... The Ferg is the unparalleled lady slayer

Nobody modern television host ever embraced the absurdity of life so honestly and hilariously as Craig Ferguson.

"internal medicine" "so all her work is done indoors" 😂😂😂

That moment when Hayley realized she had just handed Craig Ferguson the line "they were absolutely enormous". 😆

He seems to flirt with men and women.

What's in that? Confidence!! Sir, that was the smoothest comeback in the history of mankind

5:34 that line from Geoff was maybe the hardest I've ever laughed a clip from this show, and that's saying something. GP and CF we're so good

I found myself with a smile on my face almost the whole run of the video.

As a 45 year old guy who has been a musician for as long as I can remember, that hand percussion with Jeff at the end was absolutely amazing!

"I haven't been to Japan by osmosis" made ppl laugh but still flew over their heads

The best one here was the "A-positive/Oh yes you are" one. Simple but sensational.

Craig's so damn quick-witted smooth and confident... His interactions and conversations with guests were second to none in his show, and he could handle really direct flirting almost effortlessly. Love these compilations, JayLenoFly!

I missed him while he was on TV. So glad i discovered him on UKposts. Craig is a legend.

He never fails to entertain 😂

“BRING HIM BACK” who’s with me??? I’ll start a petition 👍👍👍👍👍👍

Keanu: "What's a Kiwano?" Craig: "It's a very enigmatic fruit, man!"

How does he make everyone as chilled and quick witted as him 😂

craig was definitely underrated, he was so classy and incredibly entertaining and quick

Craig was the master of play and everyone wanted to be a part of the fun. That fun has gone from late night. Haven't watched it in years. Bring on the next Craig.

"how do you think I got this job?" Lmao

He is so naturally funny, an incredible sense of humor, I didn’t really watch him when he was on, now, I wish I had. Thank you Jayleno Fly, for posting his clips, they’re great to watch

If social interactions were an Olympic sport he'd win gold everytime

I feel like Ferguson is extremely funny when interviewing people on set. Conan is amazing as well but he is at his best when outside the set.

Just something about Craig he had more talent in his little finger than all of the present late night hosts today put together!

The Hayley Atwell one is so funny, you can hear the staff cracking up right off camera

He did an interview with Robin Williams a few years ago. The only person I have ever seen that could keep up with Robin and they joked and worked off each other. Great interview

I'm sorry but Corden has absolutley nothing on Ferguson. He was the best Late Show host ever!

That Jeff Goldblum vs Craig Ferguson thing was tight!

"I dressed as a nun. They're so hot, those habits..." "You're telling me!"

I think I've never thumbed up so many videos in a single channel... Thank you so much for all these!

That Chris Pine joke was absolute gold.

Sometimes I forget that he interviews men too.

The only late-night talk show host I ever fully embraced. Genuine on so many levels.

Lately I've been watching a lot of these Craig compilations. They are so great and funny. I tended to become spoiled by his talent and maybe took it for granted at how talented Craig is, but that last bit with Jeff reconfirmed to me, his vast talent and knowledge of so many things. Can you tell i have a lot of respect for him. 😆 ✌️🦁

Confirmed: No one could outwit The Ferg.

The most underrated host on Late Night.

Carey Mulligan's "Reliable" line was fantastic

I love how he makes the ladies laugh, and they don't just make a polite laugh. It's real and their eyes light up and you can tell they are having so. much. fun. I wanna be able to do that.

Evangeline Lilly is gorgeous.

I've never seen keanu reeves on any talk show. Didn't know he was on Craig's show, but that makes sense because Craig is great with people and Kenau being so private.

How have I only discovered this guy today in 2021 ??? So funny, time to binge watch.

"I love you. I've always loved you. I love you more, every time I see you."

You're really keeping his legacy alive. One day he'll invite you to his mansion. Make a vlog of it, please.

I’ve been to a few tapings of Craig’s show and it was amazing. Super chaotic in the best way and he’s equally as quick and funny and genuine off camera.

This is the formula for a perfect talk show: Craig Ferguson as the host. I laughed but I also got to see his guests as real people.

Craig's Beth and b**ch joke was too good, and if it was impromptu then legendary and certainly one of the best comebacks on any talk shows

8:21 Craig: "Let's go for a comercial brake?" Keanu: "Yeah, sure", while promply snatching his promised pomegranate

There's never been a better talkshow host than Craig. He's sadly missed 😭😭😭

Carrie Fishers is the only one who caught him off guard, legend

What an absulote legend this man is, found his own way and loved it.

"Everybody in Hollywood thinks your head is fantastic!" - Things I would never get away with saying but I'll probably say anyway.

He’s always the coolest person in the room

" How do you think I got this job" Killed me

I didn't know he was that funny. He's the only late night host that'll have me actually laughing out loud.

How is no one talking about the Geoff comment? “What have you done that’s gay?” “Come over here and I’ll show you”

“What kind of texture do you enjoy? Crunchy?” “You know, sort of ... reliable.” 😂😂😂 Carey Mulligan is the best!

I suffer from bouts of depression, anxiety and panic attacks. I always know I've hit rock bottom when I keep coming back to Craig Ferguson. At my worst, he is the only person who can still make me laugh. And since he too has been a depressed alcoholic once, my dependency on his work is even stronger.

“How do you think I got this job?” Classic line😂

Craig.....come back to Late Night!!!! We need you in these dark ages lol

I think the sequence at 4:05 is the one that makes me laugh the most and perhaps the greatest exchange in late nigh TV history. How quick he was, while being incredibly clean at the same time. Blows my mind every single time.

Mulligan's response is the single best line ever spoken in a tv show.

I'm a chronic illness patient, and sleep is a very distant memory. Craig Ferguson saved this wee lass' life, and I miss him tremendously. I'm really glad he's fought off his alcoholism, very thankful he was named Guardian of Scotland

You are a gentleman and a scholar for continuing to produce these videos, thank you sir. I tip my hat to you, 🎩.