Ah this explains it

And now I have all your stuff! Sucker.

What an oddly specific comment that is currently making me lock my doors.

Oh shit, he figured it out!

@@Devin-hg8cq Not soon enough, apparently.

Isn't more a 5th wall? Like how did Ralphie know about the inner monologue when it wasn't in his head nor ....? Wait, was Ralphie in Second or Third person during the inner monologue?

@@IgmuHammerer but there are only four walls on a set? the three on camera and the figurative wall occupied by the camera, if they break the fith wall does that mean they walk out of the screen and start smashing my physical walls?

You've never seen Malcom in the Middle have you?

@@admiralonkwok no I haven’t, should I?

@@JackPorter hahahaa funny image in my head :)

Improvisers: *did a good job* *complete script appears on the ground* Improvisers: OUR WORK WAS ALREADY DETERMINED?!?!?!

Pfft. LA, amirite?

It's not like they resisted... They used some brilliant litterbugs raw talent for ill-gotten gains. Shame... damn shame.

Like a cat.

I think someone should offer him some help. He could use some

Oh, my GOD. L E A V E !!

He just goes there to cry sometimes

Nah, he's having fun. Dangerous fun, but fun nevertheless.

My favorite part was that it ended without him even answering, because: of course

Same

I find it funny that I’m subbed to you Austin and here you are! Ayoooo

Good to see you here!

how can you say that all of his videos are great

I rewatch it nearly every day. It mesmerizes me.

I promise Ralphie was hurt but he didn’t die making this video.

did he sprain his ankle?

Looked like he was just having fun up there. I don't understand what the big deal is. Sometimes you just want to climb up on a pile of rocks. And like, why even is there a pile o' rocks just sitting there? Ya know, just waiting for someone to scale it and have fun all the way up there? Seems like whoever put it there in the first place also had fun up there too. And wanted to l, ya know, share the fun. What a nice, fun guy, that guy must have been. Ya know?

@@Joel-Haver I need pics of his sprained ankle or it didn’t happen

@@ultravoilentanomaly he didn't look like he was having fun though

Don’t worry, they’re all there

@@Joel-Haver now I'm 100% certain you filled your pockets with rocks before leaving

@@Bryophytan Ralphie's in trouble now, cuz it turns out that nokeric is actually one of Tony Luzuto's various alts.

@@Joel-Haver "Don't worry they're all there". Goddamnit, how do you always have the perfect lines xD I love humour of all kinds, over 20 years, from Atkinson to M. Python, national comedians and skits, Robot Chicken, Whose Line is it, Newgrounds, Zufall, Weebl's, Simpsons, Family Guy, Police Squad, Allo! Allo!, Fawlty Towers, Friends etc. I like to think something has rubbed off on me (still in the context of humour now), but I still wouldn't had had a better reply if I so spent 5 minutes figuring it out. I love this channel

@@Joel-Haver What about rock number 25,467? I really like that rock.

Your honesty is very brave, I love you

Your fear shall keep you safe, gravel piles are so dangerous

what if I told you the earth is just a giant pile of gravel that hasn't been broken up yet

But it’s everywhere

The pile just grew under him. He was standing on the road and tiny pieces of rock suddenly started arriving from all over, congregating near him. He didn't know how to react, and honestly, who would? Using his confusion, several dozens of very flat rock pieces subducted under his shoes' soles. They gently uplifted him, opening area for more gravel to collect under him. He tried jumping, but the collective gravelmind could read his mind and rocks formed walls around him faster than he could possibly react. By the time the hill formed, it was too late. It's not that he didn't want to get down: he couldn't. The man had lost all semblance of a human will. He and the gravel had become one. The man we see at the end of the video is nothing but a walking projection of the former man. He will walk among us and will talk with us, but his only mission is to infiltrate human society and lure more people to the next place the heap will form. The hill is still small, having had consumed just a few hundred people. The seed has been sowed, and it is only a matter of time until its exponential dispersion consumes us all. There is nothing you can do. The fact you just read about the gravel's existence doesn't mean you can prepare and defend against it. Oh no, it simply means that you will spend the short rest of your miserable life awaiting the inevitable. The guy in the video was from the lucky ones, he didn't see it coming, but you will know. Your fear will only make your consumption by the heap all the more pleasant for them. Just remember that the rocks WILL come for you. WE WILL come for you. FOR WE ARE MANY

TOny Luzuto? Hey you should tell me his secret plans, i'm more than 40ft away

@@NonsensicalSpudz sorry, thought I heard somethin’

@Trindalas Valaderos TONY LAZUTO! Haha Keep the meme alive!

Lazudo is the only correct spelling

@@panasonic_youth is it? I must have missed where it was spelled. Ah well.

Where we're going, we don't need a script... well actually we do, but we'll have to find one there because we'll be improvising... well actually now that we've talked about it it won't really be improvising

The sickest of burns

Ah yes comparing one person to another. Say ----- what's the difference between you and Jimmy Kimmel?

@@Callingoutrtards I am probably funnier than Kimmel and Holy Heretic is better at disses than Kimmel

I agree with the duck

@@Callingoutrtards Jimmy Kimmel sucks and he doesn't.

And I’m grateful that I had a part in replying to this comment and standing by you in this moment that’s truth

I'm thinking of ending things - Charlie Kaufman

Real

the best part is that line clearly was scripted XD

Agreed

He's a rat, he has no moral compass

Same!

Marshall is evil, he has a gun

Someone worked hard on that pile of gravel! And you’re just standing there, disrespecting them like that!

so close he might as well be you

What

He needs to hire Mando to get him down

Who can resist a good ‘ol rock pile?

Rock pile with a bonus story about terrible American Healthcare nearly killing children.

im literally in a tank and youre not

"What'd we learn here today?"

He's having fun.

It's a very slight uncanny valley effect, probably due to them improvising somewhat on purpose moving like goofs. You can see examples of that in shows like on Adult Swim

This is better than a star wars meme

For real

It's written on the script that they found lying on the ground.

Aside*

But babe, a soliloquy is a monologue...!

@@RoachDoggJr. A soliloquy is when the character speaks directly to the audience, a monologue is when one character speaks to another and the second character does not speak. They are similar, but the character acting as audience to the monologue can change the entire context of the dialogue. So no, they aren't the same thing.

Give it time

I mean the last two animated videos got 500k views

My man went from 10k to 100k in 2-3 days, I think he may just happen to be blowing the fuck up.

Damn, what a reference

Absurd amount of views

It does. Everything here is gold

Someone’s gonna go to jail for lack of views on hereThat’s at least 10 years right

It's starting to blowing up this week tho, give it a month and i bet they will reach 500k subs..

@@irvancrocs1753 He's gained like 270k in the last week, it's been wonderful to see.

Standing atop a pile of gravel has many of the same benefits as marijuana - the same sense of fun and frisson of social transgression - whilst also having the advantage of being free.