Which ability would you choose?

Infinite birds equals infinite food, just sayin

Ghost might require the ultimate sacrifice but it would be worth it to take control of the president and hit the griddy on tv

I do want to note that the mike ability is just a normal mike, it's Kirby's 'singing' that's so unbearable that everyone explodes.

I find it really funny how poison is immediately rejected because it only kills people but then higher tiers still have things usefull mainly for murder or other crimes

You are deeply underselling how useful the leaf ability would be. 1) Livestock feed 2) Mulch and composting 3) Biofuel 4) Annoying your neighbour 5) Having amazing entrances 6) The ability to stop trains in the UK 7) A job for life in media production of Autumnal Scenes

Honestly thought hammer, yoyo, circus and magic were done dirty. Rarely have i thought in my own life "oh i could really use a sword right now" or "sure wish i could turn into a stone so I could negate this fall". In contast, being able to provide entertainment (or a hammer) to myself and others is useful at least weekly.

Depending on the iteration of the ability, Doctor is capable of producing some combination of healing elixirs, sleeping gas, elemental bombs, and an infinite supply of large, dense pills, and can even resurrect the dead. That's S-tier if I've ever seen it, even if you're scared of Kirby's lack of qualifications.

sand is infinity money because is used in bulding industry

I think you've forgotten the biggest weakness of becoming a UFO: you can no longer travel up and down ladders. Sure, you think that's minor, but wait until you're somewhere where the only way down is by a ladder, and you then realize what a fool you have been for trading your ladder-traversal abilities for a UFO... Edit: In case you ever wanted to see someone say they've never played a 2d Kirby game without explicitly saying it, feel free to check out the replies.

I was unaware Kirby had so much uhh "self defense"

Sand might sound useless, but think about all the glass and concrete in a city. Glass and concrete are both made with sand, and there's only so much sand in the world. But if you could generate more sand out of thin air? That would be huge for the construction industry, and you'd be financially set for life.

well, the ability to fly and destroy things for self defense sounds good, but, being able to sleep well wherever you want? that's a big deal XD

Glass is made out of sand so you'd make a KILLING as a custom glass maker with infinite sand supplies

A lot of medicines are just poisons being used differently which means that poison could be quite useful in the medical field.

Mini would honestly be extremely useful for conserving food and grabbing objects from hard to reach places. You could make your house into a mansion just by changing your size.

6:57 Never underestimate the power of POCKET SAND

Being tiny would mean you're extra portable. You could fit in a pocket and go on an adventure with a friend. And think if the saved costs on airplane tickets! But personally I'd love to have cleaning powers, I struggle at times.

If you count final weapons as copy abilities, the secret #0 would be the Star Rod, which I think can quite literally turn dreams into reality

"Breaking and entering, legally of course" Something seems off here.

Some people underestimate how powerful Sleep could actually be irl. It might not look like much at first but it's when you look at smaller details that make it great: 1) Immediate sleep anywhere, in which can provide an actual good sleep without worrying about your social anxiety 2) Recovers your health, which means it would heal up any injuries overnight 3) Instantly summon a hat to sleep, in which you can sell and essentially bank off of it. 4) When upgraded, you can summon a literal bed for yourself in which you can ALSO sell (more likely to bank) 5) A boost of some kind upon waking up from the UPGRADED BED. Overall: Sleep is above top tier IRL.

So with spark. Hook a load of high capacity wires to a bank of batteries. Hold the wires and discharge electricity at a rate that the wires can handle until the battery bank is full. Depending on your output, the capacity and number of batteries and wires and your electricity usage you could potentially get a weeks worth of electricity in a few minutes.

mini would allow you to eat way less food, so if you buy an ice-cream you have unfathomable amounts of icecream at no additional cost :D

I think you need to look at these abilities more. You mentioned Ghost making you dead as a downside, but didn't mention wing getting rid of your arms and turning you into a harpie, or UFO turning you into a weird flesh vessel monstrosity.

Nice video. 👍 I wrote my many observations that add to or differ from those of the video's below. • Poison could be a lot more useful than you described. It could be used to get an occupation in exterminating pests. • Leaf has a move that provides the means to hide. It could also be used to feed pet bugs or provide entertaining leaf flying action. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Mike doesn't destroy allies. During Kirby Star Allies, allies can join in Mike's third attack, implying that they don't get affected. • Bell can be used for amplified protection when blocking attacks. • I think that the entertainment that someone could provide with Yo-Yo, Magic or Circus earns them a higher spot than F tier. The cool tricks that can be done could be a fun way to cheer oneself up, and easily getting an occupation as an entertainer could be very useful. • Only allies start dancing along with Festival Kirby. It isn't implied that allies dance against their wills, and it's likely that allies want to help Kirby with the technique. Nearby enemies turn into Point Stars instead of being forced to dance. • Beam could be as useful as Spark and Plasma. • Don't forget that Hammer can also be a source of fire via the Hammer Flip technique. • Whip also grants the super speed. It isn't only Kirby's incredible capabilities that allow him to attack very fast when using some of Whip's techniques; all the moves have short timeframes, yet some of the names of the moves describe that they hit one hundred times. • Sword can also shoot cutting beams using certain techniques. • Archer and Bomb could also be useful when it comes to finding easy employment in specific occupations. • The staff weapon that Staff uses can also extent, allowing to push things from a distance. • Sand has a technique that literally immediately generates a high quality sand castle. This would be great for winning sand castle building competitions, unless it counts as cheating. Otherwise, generating sand would count as generating a valuable resource in some businesses, Sand has a move that a provides a means to hide, and its hard fist attack is strong enough to break iron. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Ninja provides as much knifes as needed, which could be useful could selling them to make money or to quickly get cooking equipment for a lot of people. Ninja is additionally described as providing stealth skills, which could have many uses in real life, even though people don't specifically think to be a ninja if they desire to be more stealthy. • Something useful to note about Ice (and technically Blizzard by extension despite not having been demonstrated) is that it's strong against fire, even though people usually associate fire with something that melts ice. Putting out fire can be useful. • Cleaning is arguably a lot more useful beyond its theme of cleaning solely because of its ability to summon Nago, Pitch and ChuChu. Those characters are capable enough to help Kirby defend the entirety of Planet Popstar from Dark Matter. Having access to characters that can protect from an apocalyptic threat is a huge deal. • Bubble doesn't shrink things, it turns them into Copy Essences or Star Bullets, items that can only be used by Kirby. Additionally, items in bubbles get stored by going into Kirby's Copy Palette pocket realm. This ability isn't very useful if a human were to use it. It'd still be cool for magic shows or bubble baths I guess. • The wings provided by Beetle can cut enemies or ropes without breaking, so they're tougher than they seem. • Cook doesn't telekinetically drag nearby allies in when used, so you wouldn't need to worry about accidentally cooking anyone you don't want to unless they naturally fall in the cauldron. • I don't think that a person on Earth would be able to use Time Crash because they wouldn't be able to access the upgrade. The regular version of Crash could have its uses, but it would realistically be too destructive for my liking. • Did you mean that Cupid spreads love literally or metaphorically? The arrows that Cupid provides don't appear to be magical.

6:50 You can throw it into people's eyes. "For Self Defense"

Artist is literally creative mode, I'd pick that easy

Wheel is absolutely s tier. Getting around quickly without needing a car or driver’s license sounds amazing, and it saves a ton of gas money. I know there are things like bikes, but wheel just seems easier

With UFO you could take rocks from the moon and sell them on Earth. Just saying there's some business opportunity there👍

I'd argure the best ability is to just BE Kirby.

crash let's you fulfill your dreams of becoming oppenheimer

Depending on the quality of sand, infinite sand would be a huge money maker as concrete uses sand or microchips if you can make silica sand.

0:56 Nah, Kirby is so bad at singing that his foes *explode* with laughter. No seriously I read the Dream Land manual.

1:54 -magic is entertainment and that's useless 0:00 -the youtube

Super ironic that you ranked entertainment related abilities at low tiers while bomb is higher when it literally has less practical use for a law abiding citizen

Bomb being low tier means you're not actually thinking practically

Sand needs a few more useful points for a) quick escapes (pocket sand!) And b) extinguishing fires

16:40 Kirby was never seen again

UFO is just a classic ability. If you just turn into a ufo that’s cool, but if you can also go inside the ufo and decorate that would be awesome.

the amount of time he said 'self defence' was hilarious :D If I had to choose, I'd probably pick Parasol or Sleep. He's right, being able to make yourself sleep on command is an underrated power.

I can tell you haven't played Kirby 64

14:52 damn if only i could had this power for college…

Are we gonna talk about the fact that he placed the "Animal" ability above Drill just because it makes you a furry? 💀

Plasma because I would be able to blink really fast, I could charge any of my devices instantly, and the electricity bill would no longer exist for me because I am the power generator, also I’d have an electric shield around me at all time as self defense that would shock someone if they tried to hurt me and even when running I’d generate the shield more so.

I sure do love doing self-defense

I feel like everything kirby could create infinitely would be incredible irl. Even poison and leaves. You'd need to enslave him for eternity but you could create paper out of his leaves for example.

Mini would be pretty useful for doctors since they could send someone into your bloodstream to find what's wrong with you.

These are the kinds of videos i want to see on youtube. Random videos from topics i know nothing about but are entertaining.

depending on the quality of the sand, you could provide materials for stuff like glass and computer chips.

Why is you saying "Self Defense" in these air quotes so funny to me? I don't outright explode with laughter, but I do have a chuckle.

It's a small thing, but I really like how quickly paced the video was. No lengthy transition between each point, just straight to explaining why each ability is useful. Keep up the great work!

What a great idea for a video! You just earned a subscriber!

“Bell centered genre of music.” *Christopher Walkens intensely*

j0rts + Kirby keeps the crazy away

6:46 if you think about it, Kirby seems to shape it as it forms, sand can be pretty strong when shaped well so, stairs, bridge, house,

Found out about your channel by SamBucha and I knew I would enjoy your content :D

Yoyo might still be somehow useful, it has low impact on your usual life but it can serve as entertainment and self defense plus some sick moves

I could argue that leaf is useful. Could be one hell of a dancer or actor.

This video was so good, I had to subscribe

congrats on 100K subs :D

Jorts continually discounting the usefulness of demolition

The fact that Kirby's fursuit is only A tier and not S tier feels targeted

that "whats better than love? flying mechs!" part got me lmfao this stuff is great i subscribe

I would like to make a defence for the yoyo ability: My IRL yoyo skills (which are comparable to Kirby's) led me to designing yoyos, which helped me get an engineering job doing bearing degredation research.

for "self defense of course"🤣🤣🤣

The failboat fans when beam attack got d tir 😭

5:21 can answer that, my work deals with passing internet cables through building, from walls, ceilings, tubes and such, you do not know how many times I just wished to grab the cable and walk the distance myself, instead of literally hoping that the guiding cable would pass through

creating sparks? being able to turn into a protective stone? a jet? significantly stop time? sleeping whenever you want? creating clones? *Reminds me of a game about gloves*

what about the mixed abilitys from cristal shards? or the upgraded abilitys from forgotten land? or what about the mix ability you get for eating 2 enemys with abilitys? id put mix on top of s tear cause imagine having all the powers mentioned in this video at the palm of your hand the only set back is that you need good timing to use it but thats a tiny cost and swapping abilitys isnt instantanius but does it matter when time freezes when rouleting the abilitys? also i aint mentioning the mixed and upgraded abilitys from cristal shards and forgotten land cause im lazy and forgor💀 all of them and what they do

Ok so spear copter would look cool going into things, but esp should be a tier for it’s absolute style 😎 (and also you can cosplay as ness bay-B)

I think bomb, sand, and hammer could all be really powerful for construction work. Demolition, leveling out the ground, and then getting a new building up!

I love these videos because they answer questions I didn’t know I had

I love self defense so I would pick mecha

mini would be helpful becuse you could get mini and eat food and then get big to save money on food bills

congrats on 100k

What happens if I DON'T choose Wing? Do I lose them? Do I become flightless? Sand is an infinite food source Finally, a tier list where Light is ranked decently well You absolutely underrated Spider...

I imagine that Ghost would be a low-tier ability. You just immediately die.

Poison is at least D tier for being very useful on farms.

I choose artist because you can have inf food by painting it without the risk of turning your loved ones into dinner

Leaf could be used to clean up your lawn of leaves, but not everyone has that problem, and generally folks might want to go for something more useful anyway haha. Sand can be used against floods.

The Robobot is fun IF done right.

FIRST!!!!! lovely video ol chap

Loved the video!

this vid is great! i actually made a video inspired by it and its my best preforming one, thank you! (also i did provide credit in the descripton)

Now we need a list of abilities with a chaotic neutral moral compass.

One thing about missile is that that you will survive any collisions and just need to deal with any property damage they caused so its still kind of good for allowing you to fly (or self defense in open spaces with no expensive collateral around)

Paint should be higher, because in games like star allies you can paint food. You could also paint things that the other abilities give you so there’s that too. Edit: nevermind I forgot that artist and paint were two different abilities.

Can you apply this idea to the Plasmids/Vigors from the Bioshock series of games, some can be really useful and it would be interesting of what ideas you could come up with to make these powers seem viable irl!

You know what? Yeah, you’ve earned a sub. This was such a fun idea for a video!

Also the Sleep ability can be Upraged to make so you pull a bed that doubles as a hat, and Makes You Stronger or Faster when you wake up ( for a short Time).

14-Drill-12:03 what if you hit a water pipe and drown, also property damage from the drill itself

ngl when you said "whip up delicious meals in seconds" i was fully expecting that to immediately transition into a Factor ad

Cleaning should of been a tier because you have little guys to help with chores and you can fly

1:44 I will treasure this walking animation forever.

15:53 Have a dumpling

this video is great to me, because when i was a kid, i once had this dream where i brought kirby ability collectibles (like in milky way wishes) to school for show and tell

If you’re stuck in a desert, you can use ice to survive a very long time. You can eat the ice cubes, and the water can sustain thirst.

Got an add for Flying Gorilla just as the explosion edit for missile appeared. Great timing.

13:45 *draws 100 squished adams from hazbin hotel*

On Sword, it can also work long-range at full health as that function was made to match the hat, which was based off Link's as the Zelda games back then allowed you to shoot beams at full health.