I'd watch 15 minutes of Urist insulting elves.

I love how Ravandil went from a polite and well-mannered elf, eager for battle, to a bitter, petty and nihilistic coward. The insanity all around him really got to him.

the dwarf absolutely kills it 10/10

Urist's dialog is the best.

"Rat furries going full korean with nuclear rocks" *slow claps* I died at that part.

I have no idea why Failsnake's portayal of random useless warrior guy cracked me up constantly but I'm happy it did.

'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO ' ERE WE GO CRACK AND HOOD METH IS GOOD THE DEAD SHALL RISE JUST LIKE MY MORNING WOOD!

I love how the creators of the TTS universe link their content. Characters here like Urist and Magnar Buckethead showed up again later in “Table Top Adventures” and Urist popped up a third time in the “Small Baby Game” with Russ. Kryptman and the Death Watch, Inquisitor Remleiz, even TTS proper characters showing up on other channels, it really enriches the universe and provides even more great content to watch. Oh, and there’s always Karl’s insane screaming. 🤯

"THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM." "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

This is now cannon.

I have no idea why, but Urist's scream had me in fucking stitches

Honestly did not expect Filthy Frank in this one, I mean I know it was probably an impersonation but it sounded pretty good. Also, Urist is best Dwarf. Nice Boatmurdered reference by the way.

Lad, please tell me you'll make a video in which Urist curses at everything he sees. It's too fucking hilarious

*of course* the dwarf is named Urist. Of course.

1:57 That moment when you realize the second narrator is none other then MOTHERFUCKING ROGAL DORN'S VOICE ACTOR. *Heresy Ensues down under*

Urist is from BOATMURDERED? No wonder he's fucking insane.

11:37 - The War of the Beard in a nutshell.

Ravandil Greyleaf: the angriest elf you'll ever meet.

So Ravandil is the mean reason why the end times happened? Great, just great.

"Reactions of a leper" Oh Karl, you so silly.

@ 4:52 "This is worse than that time I was linked to an animated hentai porno!" I actually saw that animated hentai porno. And it was starring girls, too. What a coincidence.

Urist's insults are comedy gold.

Nice Dwarf Fortress references. Urist acted in a true dwarven fashion. Edit: And the Papa Franku reference.

When Urist screamed so loud it broke the Skaven TV, it had me laughing my ass off for a solid 2 mintues

Magnar: "You see, there was this sale-" Steam Users: "Fair enough."

'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!

Vermintide prologue?

Only for the Skaven accidently caused summoning of an A-team of Archaon, Egrimm van Horstmann, Arbaal, Styrkaar and Feytor who destroyed the skaven doomsday weapon and had unbounded the energies of the warpstone back into the winds of magic. For the first time in the entire existance of the warhammer world everybody was saved by Chaos

"Boatmurdered" I understand that reference.

I can't wait for- *Episode 3:* *_The Return of Bitchworth!_*

Urist is now in commoragh killing Dark Eldar and insulting their grandmothers

How long until Bitchworths Quest?

I need more Urist in my life

I F-ing love that dwarf! :)

ALLUH RATBHAR

That dwarf meme is still going around the internet. This is great lol

I love how Urist is from Boatmurdered. This makes everything so much funnier

the part everyone is waiting for starts at 7:04

The funny thing is “ere we go” is a common ork chant heard during a WAAGH!

Urist makes me wish there was a game where instead of combat you hurled insults at one another until someone lost there will and fucked off.

7:30 It is now my mission to build a character that will do exactly this to enemies on a regular basis.

Need to create an NPC for my next D&D campaign, Ravandil, the elven fuckboy.

THEORY: The Book of the Parallel is possessed by at least two spirits, which is how it can keep track of everything that's going on for everything at the table and create the story accordingly. One of the spirits decided, correctly so, that Rogal's voice was really dramatic and decided to mimic it. During the game, however, Magnus had the narration audio turned off.

Scaven dont say "Elf-Elf" they would say "Elf-thing"

ALLAHU RATBAR!

All hail Ravendil, champion of our dark lord Chin-Chin... I mean Sigmar.

After all these years I pulled out a cockney dictionary. "Struggle and grunty cunt blunt" roughly translates to "cunty cunt cunt" and that's genius.

It took years, but i've finally realized Victor Saltzpyre appears in this story.

Urist an example of Dwarven diplomacy at it’s finest.

These are how the end times happened. Canon.

Y'know, all Ravandil had to do was stab the Skaven wizard, grab the warpstones of deathfuck, and kill Bitchworth personally. Then use them to fry Urist and his band of merry boulder-analogues, and this whole thing would've ended relatively happily. Hell, he could've used 'em to smoke Magnar Buckhethead, too, burnt the city to the ground, *then* went to live with the Elven bandits and use 'em to carve out a fiefdom for himself. Elves, man. For a race so long-lived, they have the foresight of your average goldfish.

Epic goblin and ork magic shout : " ere we go ere we go ere we go , crack and hood , meth is good , the dead shall rise , like my morning wood !

damn sad how Magnar Buckethead died all that backstory Magnus wrote goes to smoke RIP

To have Marneus Calgar and Rogal Dorn narrate the misadventures of Magnus the Red... Priceless. Thanks for existing, you beautiful bastard! Cheers!

we need a reboot of Ravandil's Quest

When I'm laughing at something to the point of actual tears and I've never dealt with the source material before, you know you've done good.

If there was ever a dwarf who knew a thing or two about Doomsday devices, it'd definitely be the lone surviving dwarf of Boatmurdered.

7:01 if I ever make a Dwarf I would have him roast everyone and their mothers like it was Sunday all day everyday.

"The champion of our dark lord chin chin" - W H A T

" If its one thing I hate more than elves is Fucking rat furries going full North Korea" HAD ME DYING!

13:50 Hello there Saltzpyre, nice to see you

I love how these just get more hilariously deranged. XD

This classic never gets old

This is amazing, thank you for doing this. I can barely breathe

Skaven speech is the best *"What the fuck-fuck is going on here?"*

I would watch hundreds of hours of the dwarf insulting the elves xDDDD.

Make more this is such a masterpiece!

I cannot have enuff of this glorious material

6:55 When your dwarf barbarian has max charisma.

10:34 Yessss, YESSSSS! Francis lives on! And for the thing everyone was waiting for 7:03 Crimson, I'm gonna feel so fucking bad for you if you have to do anything longer than that.

I found first part yesterday. And i watched both episodes. You made my evening

I can't believe more of this was made. I am overjoyed.

It is amazing, Karl. Cant wait for MORE!

Word up papa frank!

This series is amazing.

Dominique is a reincarnated Skaven Wizard

This is helping me cheer up on a very terrible day. Thank you, Karl.

Either you see this or not just wanted to say these videos with adventures of Ravandil made my day, thank you for that

Such an amazing tale of 2 great heros!👍🏼

Yes!! Thank you a lot for giving us another one, wasn't expecting DF either.

The reference to that "Hentai Porno starring Girls" was hilarious. Nice one Karl.

Magnar Buckethead... Voiced by Magnus the Red... Doesn't this mean that Magnus the Red made Magnar do such a Stupid act?

I've learned great lessons about voice acting from this.

in a controversial yet brave move, karl releases a sequel to a man's quest despite the fact he fucking died in the first one

Ill be forever waiting for a Ravandil's Quest 3. Although story breaking, i need more Urist in my life. Id give up a sizeable portion of fucks from my fuck storage to listen to Ulrist mouth off against some more fuckin elves!

Welp, I guess Ravindil can now be the champion of the dark lord chin chin!

Thank you so much for salves of laughter and I nearly ripped my mouth! xD

this is a master piece, I need moar of this, make moar of dis, I beg you

I themed my Mordheim warband after Dwarf Fortress, and Boatmurdered specifically. Now there's this and I love Urist even more

How does this series not have more views? This is awesome haha

That music is so good it makes my ears moist.

You never leave us unsatisfied, Karl.

I've rewatched this at least 20 times over. this is glorious! and Urists insults gets me every time, how the hell do you come up with these? This is damn well done! I'd like to get that Skaven techno music on the go.

Just love it, laughed so hard with some of the moments in the two parts. Nice reference to Chin-Chin, though!

Urist is the best D&D chracter from now on.

We need more of these.

"This better than cancer" This sums up this video nicely!

Chin Chin reference. Now I'm happy.

This is amazing!

After playing Vermintide 2, I want to see Ravandil have suffer though the Skaven Apololypse, a screaming witch hunter with a blessed ravaged body, and of course more Urist insulting fucking everyone.